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Wouldnt miss it for the world

Donkey Awww. . . I love DOnkeys. .

Star Fish

That is some alien.

YES OOOO!!! Sharp Sharp!!!

chi-baby:
:Dbuhahahahahahahaahah. . . . . . buhahahahahahahahahah. . . . OMD ! ! ! !! PPL R WICKED SHA. . . . but is he an animal

@topic

rabbit

Yeah. . . He looks like an animal so he is an animnal alright! Like Michael Jackson


@Topic,

Squirrel

But do you love her after all the drama? Thats a very important question

Heheh!

But before you do, please post your half naked pic. Thank you.

And that applies to you as well Michael.

I dey try, to rap fly, No be lie, go ask Kai, who bakes pie,
Da nigga says I dey rap till the day I die, with full style,My oh my. . . I try and try. . . I no dey say Goodbye

dgreatrock:
If i put my face for here, you sure say this forum go crash for laugh because of my atutu-poyoyo face?

Atutupoyoyo abi? Oya go comot em hia sharp sharp make me fit judge em and besides, i get turn on when I see Atutupoyoyo

otikpoko:
I have taken my own share of your greeting Ooo!!Lol.You do not need to apologise.We all are humans who have feelings.Your anger made you say such things.When you are angry,you say different things you don't mean to say.Its just natural.

Thank you jare. U have made my day

I hope its in my hometown naa

Yes! I have something to say to all this pain in the bossom Moderators and Administrator~! HMM! 

Seun, I aint happy with you cause you created Nairaland. . . Now I'm addicted to it like Im addicted to choc milk!

dhtml, your koko is too big for ma eye sight! Abeg! Cut it in half!!! Off with da koko!!

Mrcrackles, How dare you stole ma fried fish! 

Michelin, I do not want to friend you anymore ever since you abuse one of my teddy's. 

SeanT21, how dare you stole my bf away from me!!!    

Mukina and Icee, you two date each otha too much! Stop it now. . . Its time to hang out with someone else. . . Like me for instance? 

Phemour, you be monkey. U be ape. U no well atall!. BOO to you! 

Mustay, how dare you do 419 with my sister! Just wait and see what will I do to your motha! 

eldee. . . Hmm! Enough said.   

Dani1luv, how dare you sleep around with my enemies dyabman and Studi043. We are no more padi ever since the day I saw you sniffing their bla bla hair! 

Shaz, I actually really like you untill you fed me with Rat pie this morning for breakfast! 

Debosky and StephenP, Abeg! Please go and do a plastic surgery ooo. . . U are makin ma fatha jelous now 

Sauron, to be honest, I rap better than you 

TGirl4real, I cant believe you did not tell the people here that we are related. . . Do I look like an ape to you'? 


Thats all. . . now Im in a bad mood just thinking about all this NONSENse. HMM! 

They are not paid but they gain fame on Nairaland sef.

uyimen:
Thanks Gabby great advice. This is a battle that is going to break or make us better.
Am use to saying sorry because of her,i learnt how to apologize even when am not wrong,am the one making all the sacrifice here. Her elder sister called me n pleaded wit me 2call her,sayin dt she was missin me. Let her miss me more! I just hv 2break her pride dis time is important dt i hold my ground.
I told her we wil get engaged next yr after my graduation,she said NO,Its now or never.I dnt want 2 bore u wit all dis.

Na waaa. . . your gf seems desperate or wetin? To rush and to be desperate is never a good thing because in the end of the day, you will eventually get nothing. . . U did not bore me atall. . No wahala's naa. Im just wondering why on this side love seems to be like so complicated and exhausting. , . . .

michelin89:
Now I get it! Well honestly talking noone beats me in wrestling!

Really? so what are your tricks and techniques?

nich:
i'm gonna "take it slow, cos we're just ordinary peeps"

what do you mean by that

Crackie, Im assuming yo gf dey beat you down in wrestling?

Ib, thank you. U have raised my hope right now.

Michelle, wetin? U no wrestle your bf before?

idupaul:
gabby am reali finding it hard to hit my keyboard ooo, am contemplating goin out to hang out soon , may be i mite get a square deal there

sigh. . . See how you tried to avoid the question

ibkaye:
@Topic
Of course it's possible, somehow

Explain in detail ooo sis

Treetop20:
he should let you win once in a while

Nah. . . Its time I do somthing to bring him down sharp sharp! I believe that I have more strenght that that!

190:
Bleep dis SHIT
if ma self and ma gf shud wrestle
im gonna knock her blockule
if u allow ur gf beat u in a play-play fight
ure gonna loose ur integrity
its a well know tin
make u guyz no de dull

No bad words pleaseeee

na u sabi. . .

But I think alot of white chicks are dramatic naa. Maybe you have not seen their true coloursyet after marriage 

The mighty Molerat

Boredom abi? O ya. Una have not answerd my question jor. . .

idupaul:
Gabby na WWE u de watch, wats all this bout wrestling, oh yeah i wrestle alot na and i win all tha tyme if u catch my drift

gabrywyl:
How come you and ma bf are the only guys whom wanted to win all the time? And catch your drift about wetin? Am confuse about that. . .

idupaul:
am suprised u didnt catch ma drift gabby

gabrywyl:
Nope. I dont ooo. . . Please explain naa

Am waiting

WHAT NOOOOOO!!!!!!!


What is happening to this earth WHY!

Nahhh. . . Good sex?>>> some do I guess Big D*cks?>>>> some do as well but not all No.1?>>>> Nahhh,. . . Not on everything ooo Cared for>>>>> of course! But too much caring can be tiring dont you think?

Na waa ooo.Paul, why thr pic sef?

Number of posts, I dont think so. Look at me

To be a Moderator, you must be able to:-

1) be a yeye fowl in hidden area and be serious in public

2)You must be an Ajepako and an ajebota in between

3) U must know and love to chop paw paw and have a paw paw face

4) U must be loved by almost all the Nairalander especially those delusional ones

5) U must be banned for a minimum of 2 times

Yeap. As simple as that. I know right?

Omo T, Thank you jare. . . U made my day

Baudex:
We are braking rules here but click and read this link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-248079.0.html

U mean like say we call each otha and rap our lines or wetin?

Huh? Na waaa to you both. Do you know, if you both really want to work out a relationship, both your pride and ego have to be left aside and also both have to make alot of sacrifices for each other whether you like it or not.

There are many things which I could not agree with my bf because of our culture differences (which is even more difficult compared to those whom have the same culture) but there are many times I just have to give way for him and there are many time he has to do the same for me otherwise theres no way a relationship could work.

Its not easy but the first step to it is to let it go and stop thinking about yourself. Thats my advice.

yes ooo Deji, you should follow Czars advice. . . Now why I didnt think of that?

eyonigger:
distance from my gurl is costing me so bad now, the issue there is, ur wrong for cheating on him, but lets be plain and sincere, its not easy to stay that way for long even if u love ur gurl or ur guy.

webpro:
engineer omo u too much jare. how long will it take for lady gabby to understand this. me i can't take oo. being far from each other. ha wetin

Than the answer is as easy as this. You guys are nor in love and never in love to begin with and also you both are not destined to be with each other. Thats the answer and thats how I conclude it.

yes oo nich. You ask them ooo

But nobody is grading hia naaa. . . And I did not say mine is the best now

U dont have to yell at me ooo. . . Cause I rememba I did not steal your fry fish now