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Whitelexi, you dey say here. afta the next thing I know, you are at home watching the Charmed Ones and Harry Potter.

Deji, yes exactly. I am also delusional cause I love fairy tales and I loves fantasies. It makes me happy all the time. So I doint see whats wrong in being delusional.

aus123:
Gabby

You re on the extreme,
And this is rather hash,

No matter what ,
Your dad is still ur dad,

Pls, don't use such derogatory statement of him,
Are u planning to disown him??

For goodness sake,
U might be bitter,
Temper justice with mercy,

And pray 4 him,

Dr.Tony:
Gab, dat waz harsh!!!! My own case waz not as harsh dat. They were just poking me and making fun. Rememba U hav to 4give all dat has wrongd U including ur dear, special father so that God Almighty will 4give U of u sins. No what He has done just let it go cos U still gat his X chromosone in U. God bless ya

Harsh as it may seem. . . And disown him? Ha! I dont seem to bother about that these days. Anyways, dont think I did not forgiven him. Cause if I did not, I would not helped him to rise his bancrupt company from the dead. After what he has done, I still have managed to work 3 -4 jobs just to settle his debts. So no matter what I said or did, its all for the bext of it and Im not the one at fault here.

I do not consider myself to be harsh towards him cause Im actually doing hisself and myselkf a favour. By mocking him and his mother, they both have changed today and also by mocking him and his mother, they have learned that the sun does not evolved around their faces and that everybody is to be treated with respect.

As for me, I see it as doing a favour for me cause now I love myself more than before where I hated myself just because I have to live everyday listening to the harsh words they say about me. . . . . . They are lucky that I fired my mouth back at them. . . They should see the news where people's children would kill their parents because their parents mocked them so they should be lucky I did not went to the extreme

Poster, continue to be at her side especially in difficult time on needs. Eventually she will fall for you considering that you are always beside her in good times and in bad times.

Deji, you know, being delusional can be fun. Thats how J K Rowling became rich illusinating of Wizards and Witches and fairy tales. Thats really cool so you should be proud of it

patwhizkid:
Gab, and who told u am married to tommy? Crazykid, don't 4get 2 invite us to ur birthday o, me i want to come and eat fwied wice & chicken o.

The other day you both dey admit on Tommy's thrread? Or is it you were joking? Now I feel like a stupiud fool

abrahym:
lol na true o,i thought gabrywl was a flirty, so when una go do marriage? nice one gabrywl, ur not shy to express ur feelingz

Lai Lai oo

tommy2k2:
so dis is wat u re all about

@ gab
i gotta move on

Common now. This aint no Hollywood lifestyle. U are married to Pat and you both have sworn your vows, stick to it now

uyimen:
Crazykid, jealousy you? Over what?
I beg go sleep.
Tommy ,sorry oh, is one of those things.take heart maybe she lost interest. Lol.
Gabby,how bros?

What does how bros means?

Hmm. . . So finally your intention was for another reason. . . Typical

crazykid:
@Gabby. Life is good sweety. I'm just counting down to my birthday.

When is your buffday? Are you celebratin it?

Uyimen. you got your answer aight?


AM out. See ya guys

Tony, I know how you feel. My father use to call me ugly just cause Im not as slim or shall I say Bulimic like any other girls. . . Than one day I told my father, I might be ugly, but at least I dont have a fugly personality like you and you damn motha! You both are sooo fugly that I dont know which animal to categorize you both as! HA!

I know its harsh saying that but it came to a point where enough is enough. He can be my father or my grandfather but he must always remember that I am a human as well and I have feelings.


And soon it came to a point where I think he is the most fugliest being on earth when he cheated on my mom and all of us and left me hanging with my school fees (I almost could not go to college to study till graduation). . . Buying his lover gf's jewelleries and paying for her school fees and bla bla bla. . . Than thats when I told him, DAMN. , Now you are fuglier than your motha!

Heheh! Of course I sleep. I think you are looking at the time difference jare cause Im 7 hours ahead of you.

Whoever dates me will suffer so my bf is not lucky atall

Just pullin your legs now

So hows life?

Luv polis:
hi guyz, am jxt pasin by

Hey bros. where have you been/ Havent heard from you in a long time.

aus123:
@Gabby

Pls, don't be out,

U this sef. U no read well well abi? We should leave Uyimen and Patwhizkid ooo. They both need a private discussion.

Common, lets go naa. Can you rap? Wanna rap battle with me?

Ehmmm. . .

Once again. . .Some Men Some Men Some Men. . . . . Wetin kinda creation be this sef? Am tired jor. . . Some men dey make me feel like plucking their testicles and make to Soup for ma dinner!!!

Ok, so here its settle right? See you guys. Am outta hia.

HUH? U are not suirprise?? Darn it. . . I shouldnt have told you

If you aint gay, than why are u flirtin with Dyabman?
Is it because you both dey share the same pant?

Cause u make that goat face look

patwhizkid:
Ok gabby, my cute hands are up now.

tommy2k2:
@ gab
i need a private love letter inside an envelop, hope u still av my house address??

Hey. . . I thought you two are married to each other. . . . .

aus123:
@Gabby

Lucky you!!!!

Why you go say that?

uyimen:
Gabby,ur bf is not in nairaland,i wonder what you called CRAZYKID in that ur love letter to him.
Patwhizkid,told me he is a guy, but now a young girl,
SHOCKING REVELATIONS FROM MY BEST FRIENDS.
What a day!
A painful one indeed.

Crazykid? LOL. You no go read the loff letter well well abi?

Crazykid is ma soul brotha naa

Am hia bro just that I moved to the city for a week and have been doin hands on for quite some long hours. How are you doin? Hows the wedding preparation going on?

AGAIN!

U mean if he is a Nigerian? Yes he is a Nigerian but he is not a Nairalander and he is not in Nigeria. He is in Malaysia

patwhizkid:
Gab, my hands are raised up o!

But you did not raise up your cute hands, only your hands. . .

crazykid:
Gabby my dear I didn't know it has gotten this far. Anyway, thanks for the letter poem

So are you surprise? Are you surprise? Are you surprise?

Pureminded, thank jare. Yes my bf will be my host.

Uyimen, what is it you are seeking from me?

And no. . . My bf is not a Nairalander.

Now why would I pee in ma pants? Chai!

U guys might think you are rapping, but all of it aint rhyme,
So shut yo gap sharp sharp coz you guys are wastin your time

Wetin u mean sef?

WHo want loff letter raise up your cute hand now make me go send em sharp sharp!

Akatamba:
So you are not a Nigerian, what in God name are you doing in here then? You are a MUMU!

If she calls you a Mugu, I hope you no vex afta that ooo

see jelousy ooo