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How bout you pluck some flowers in your garden or in whoesever garden, wrap them up nicely with a paper and give it to her?

because women have more emotuions than men. men are just emotionless thats why they could afford to do more sins. AMEN ooo

crazykid:
@Ben. Ah ah, I've already bought you the phone. Just come to my base and collect it.

Shait! I really miss hearing that!!! People here just dey try to keep silent when it comes to that word. They did it on purpose!!!

since when and says who?

Ok discount for you USD149.00

SHHHH. . . Dont spread it like a CNN news now

Pele ooo. . . im just confuse at this state,.

st-kris:
ok ma'am i don put d real version

wetin you dey mean about the not real version? Una mean that is not you? Am confuse jor. . . Explanation abeg

AKON no. 2

Cute

Ant

Yes so that he can juju some people foe me

I always wanted to adopt a child. God knows why but my partner is against it. He wanted to have his own. . . Well, I asked him what if I cannot conceive and he said in that case, the last resort is to go for adoption. he just does now agree that if im fertile and I dont want to conceive.

Wetin? are you afraid of getting divorce or wetin?

Foreignor? hmmm. . . Common now,. . . Its easy to get a job in Naija. . . Wait a min. Does she have qualifications and does she have work experiences?

Cause I applied to a few just to try out the job market in naija and believe it or not, I got accepted to all

C2H5OH:
O girl if you put your hands on me, please you better kill me.

Hey bro. where have you been?

As for me, hmm. . . I cannot beat my bf up. . . I dont have the strenght to. . . He can hold me down with his one hand and one leg. am dead. .  theres no where i can move after that and within 10 mins, I would be very tired to even avoid him and would just give up.


(We always play wrestling so I fit know. . . am nowhere near 3/8 his strenght at all) 

@ Topic,

Yes, Its very common in my country.

Infact, during my grandmothers time, she not only whack the hell out of her husband but she even put him in dog cages. 

For me, i personally think that its very wrong. I mean do you marry your husband to beat him up? ABEG ooo. . . How uncivilize!!! Even I dont dare hurt a fly. so to women whom beat their husbands up, Common now,. . . . . dont make me report you to police ooo

Seun:
Why not? Sebi it's a matter of throwing it into the washing machine?

biina:
Some guys dey talk like say dem no fit touch the undies.
In truth, under a different circumstance, they would in haste to pull them off her.
Pathetic liars

Correct. well said and not only that. Some even want to lick her puss and all wanted to insert their snake into her dragon cave.

Hmmm. . . . Why do most men end up in jail compared to women? Its because they are obviously the more sinfull one. . . God mistakenly created them and therefore he needed to create a better and more improve human being thats how the female came out to this earth.

its like a hp. year by year, a more new and improve one is being created to improve human's way of living.

But the problem is that considering the first hp was created rubbishly, it still could afford to hit a dog and kill it cause its not only useless but its just plain evil. Same like men.



(To my fellow brothers whom I cared so much for, am sorry for generalizing but Im actually trying to forward a message to some idiotic specimens. I hope they will be single for the rest of their lives and may they rot alone on earth and even after they die. Than they will know whether to mock the opposite sex or not the next time. its sad when a female had to born them instead of a male. I wonder whether their mother, grandmother and great grandmother and sisters knows if they are acutally having this animal like mind set or not? I could not believe they are such human on earth. . . . . . . dAMN. . . )

How about the wife beating up her husband? Theres many as such in my country 

Like last week, my aunt broke the toilet seat and threw it at her husband and he had bruises all over his body. People here do not blame the wife infact, they said the men is always at fault even they arent.

I curse one guy from this thread the day he was born. MONKEY YAM HEAD

I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and a whole bottle of brandy and gotmyself sooooooooo drunk and ehmmm ehmmm ehmmmm but dont worry, no sex happenin.

frting competiiton

huh

I got nothing to offer