₦airaland Forum

BACK TO TOPIC!

SOUR

See how sour his face is. . . he must have gotten up at the wrong side of the bed.

Lime and Lemons are really sour but I love them.




SALTY

Electric eel cause she's electrifying!

HMM!

@ muddie, like a school girl abi?

Opslag, wetin? I stole your fried fish abi?

@Topic, Cute, FUnny and sexy

Porn movie

Willyesq:
don't copy what u don't understand.the phrase is -"isn't it". but in western accent,precisely in London the "is" is silent making it sound "in it".but in writting it is full.it is never written or pronounced "innit" ok!

on your topic, i rather agree that nairaland is getting boring for the sole reason that the postings and responses are becoming very childish

See how TICHA dey correct DA STUDANT. Guy, he dey yarn Eyonigger's Ninglish naaa. . . Let the guy be jor.

Mai Suya:
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!!

Raymond88:
Prof prof. . .

See partners in crime

Magz:
Take a break from NL. Have a vacation or something,

NOOOOOO!!!!! This is his only vacation! Nairaland!!!

If you were married and having not so great times and your husband then went and got in touch with ex girlfriends from the past, not to rekindle anything but to ask for their views of him, his marriage and what they think, as his wife how would that make you feel?

Why is his asking other people's opinion on his marriage life? If he is not that happy with it, a guy should try settle it at home with his wife or he could ask advise from his family or those people whom have tasted chilli first instead of his ex gf's. . . AMong all the things, he had to ask his ex gf The ones where he left cause their relationship wasn't going smoothly. Silly aint it? To me, I would feel awkward

How about friends and marriage, do you like an 'open house' where friends can drop by all the time? Do you think in a marriage it is to be expected that a husband places his importance on spending time with his friends?

Im not married but I would have to say that Im close to my bf's friends. Everytime they come, they would make themselves free in the house and we would talk like we know each other from the day we were born. His friends and my friends are the same so for this pele ooo. . . I dont know what to say and Im so sorry you're going through this. Have you talked to your husband about this? Tell him how you feel and be honest about it?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Oh yes! I remembered. My mom had a problem just like yours as well. My father is constantly at the Golf club cause his friends are all there and he did not have time for the family at all. My mom use to be soo mad untill she figured out, its time she take matters into her own hand. So she went and join th Golf CLub and now she is a pro golfer. She and my father shared the same group of friends right now.

Why not try be her friend first?

I dey fine jare Una?

dani1luv:
) (
( v )

Hot bugger. How bout this

|   0     0    |
|                |
|       0       |
|                |
|      OO     |
|       ||     |
|       u      |
|        /\      |
|       /   \    |

Ben20001:
memory loss

More like down syndrome 

mykali:
Gabrywyl, you've been acting strange the last few days. And what's with the v-faced smiley?

Didnt I told you many times not to say the bad word especially th F word? I ont say it from age 12 and thats why I dont like hearing it ooo. . .

Na liee . . I know you're in love wit it

Did you just called me motha?

Crazykid, wetin you want to talk about mesef?

Dani I thought I knew but now Im confuse.


Hey Stanley, Ive been missing your presence lately

SeanT, Ma sista from anotha motha. Wassup?

Brotha Eyo, Yeah. . . I feel it too. . .

Itaikpe:
[i][/i]

Wetin be that?

@Topic,

Sexual products

~Sissy~:
after undergoing my sex change

[tt]gabby hope u can wait oo, cox i heard it takes like 5 to 10yrs to complete the sex change oo   

[/tt]

LMAO!!! Dont worry honey, Ill wait for you. . . Im a very patient soul.

@Topic, maybe

down to earth

Okija_juju:
@ Topic

An orangutan

A goat!

SeanT21:
porn

Na waa! U dey too much oo sista!


@topic,

A book on how to seduce all men and turn them to monkey's

SeanT21:
Gabby wants to be a nigerian,SHE KNOWS IT!!

Na lie! I want to be more of a Liberian and you know it!

st-kris:
yea dats me, n even though i draw pretty good, i dint draw it, i just digitally converted a pic to a sketch

O ya! Comot your real pic now sharp sharp.

@topic,

Common now. . . Show me ya pic if you aresexy and raw and wild.

Yeah, he looks like a funny chap.

When peopl tend to judge on someone , they are being immature. End of story. No matter how smart or not smart the person is or how good looking to non good looking the person is, in the end of the day, everyone is made by God. . .

DaPhoenix:
Gabrywyl, how the heck are you at 15131 posts?

YIKES!!! Did I? I did not notice ooo

oyb:
ROFLMAO!



poor return on investment

disappointed chick: the plastic surgeon told me with these brand new double D's i's get me a rapper, an nba player or at least a dude with a car - i'd better try kanyes workout plan instead

LMAO! U dey too much

eyonigger:
I can differentiate between a fake boob, fake nail, fake whatever, any girl with that shyt aint getting nuffin from me, the onez with that natural shyt still aint getting, so kini big deal!

Yeah cause you will spend your money buying sista gabrywyl teddy's and choc milk right?

@Topic,

because fake boobs, fake lips, fake everything around the body is damn expensive while your fake bags and fake wallets are too cheap to be true. Thos fake women had gone under the knife torturing theirself by going through so much pain while spending a bomb hell outta money for guys to like them and in the end, they get offended when you spen like 1 Naira item on them.


As for me, I aint going through a knife and i dont give a toss whether the guy likes me or not.


Id rather be Mr Bean than brad Pitt

how you fit know? are you related to him?

Bleep-You:
Unfortunately i am not impotent infact very very potent. I have impregnated all my ex girlfriends that i have spent a considerable time with and i have coerced all of them to abort the children and after that dumped them and moved on. I dont dwell with the emotional aspect of having kids and whether they come or not, makes no difference to me!

Bottom line, i am very very potent and those barren goats are as blank as Bleep!

Anytime i hear about one or see one, i always laugh my head off and mock them without pity. I dont feel i need to be sympathetic with them. While others like to feign a sympathetic look towards them so that they can hope not to be barren if they are nice to them, i laugh my head off at them and if they feel bad and demoralized, they can slit their throats for all i care! The more i laugh, the more potent i will be and the more girls i would get pregnant to dump afterwards and move on.

Life is a B***tch and a woman is a b****ch! Talkless of a barren B****tch!

Thank you! I thank God for creating people like you on this earth so that you will fill the spaces of Hell while the rest of us would have our space in heaven. Just hope when you land in hell, may you not be in the same category like Hitler. I go hear that lucifer is stuffing Pineapple up his hairy ass daily!

@topic,


yes I will. There are always other options in life. Besides, you marry the person cause you want to live the rest of your life with the person. Making babies is just the next step.