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Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 8:38pm On Jan 20, 2009
if not for yoruba's wey dey turn english upside down grin

MILK - MILIKI
SCHOOL- SUKULU
TELEVISION- TELEFISIONU
RICE- IRESI
50 NAIRA- FIKITI NAIRA
CHAIR - APOTI grin
MOTOR CAR - OKO grin grin grin

them don too disgrce 9ija jare angry angry
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 10:54pm On Jan 20, 2009
4 where na their language be that
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Gabry(f): 11:45pm On Jan 20, 2009
I still like Ah Ah grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 3:45am On Jan 21, 2009
ok oh
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mohawkchic(f): 4:49am On Jan 21, 2009
~A Woe
~Is A Lie
~U Don Hear Me So
~It Shall Be Well With You/It Shall Not Be Well With You
~You Wan Put San San For My Garri
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 8:43am On Jan 21, 2009
studio43:

if not for yoruba's wey dey turn english upside down grin

MILK - MILIKI
SCHOOL- SUKULU na lie tongue
TELEVISION- TELEFISIONU na lie tongue
RICE- IRESI
50 NAIRA- FIKITI NAIRA lailai tongue
CHAIR - APOTI grin
MOTOR CAR - OKO grin grin grin

them don too disgrce 9ija jare angry angry
e be like say u don dey mad, which part of naija r u? angry

dan buru baka shege
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 9:11am On Jan 21, 2009
Obasanjo is our worstest president shocked
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 9:23am On Jan 21, 2009
u told me last week, must u say it again today angry
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 9:27am On Jan 21, 2009
wetin do you
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 9:36am On Jan 21, 2009
your side
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 9:37am On Jan 21, 2009
hold something
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 9:39am On Jan 21, 2009
like what
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 9:41am On Jan 21, 2009
Booli
or
The Koko
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 9:41am On Jan 21, 2009
ur J T lipsrsealed
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 10:03am On Jan 21, 2009
I never know beda Biola be araind, u can check in the up!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 10:07am On Jan 21, 2009
its a lie tongue
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 10:15am On Jan 21, 2009
tytylayor:

which part of naija r u? angry

dan buru baka shege

East side cool

how many of una don see were ibadan woman dey speak yoruba before?

omo i nor fit laugh grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 10:17am On Jan 21, 2009
lol
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 10:22am On Jan 21, 2009
ben im sorry if u are from ibadan grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 10:24am On Jan 21, 2009
omo, belle dey touch back! sad
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 10:27am On Jan 21, 2009
and whats that suppose to mean undecided
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 10:53am On Jan 21, 2009
studio43:

ben im sorry if u are from ibadan grin
no, you just reminded me of my girlfriend. cheesy
she is from ibadan, I hear more of that everyday
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Omolola1(f): 11:29am On Jan 21, 2009
1. Abeg dress for me
2. Nothing dey happen!
3. KOJO
4. O JASI
5. i wan smoke garri
6. abeg you fit dash me 2k

@ Ben
i saw ur offline messages, av not been around for sometime now, av been busy in school. But am online now so we could chat that is if you are less busy.
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 11:32am On Jan 21, 2009
Benten shocked
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 11:37am On Jan 21, 2009
hehehe. . . Someone is admiring my name above me cheesy


Omolala, I will BUZZ you when I'm chanced. OK?
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 11:47am On Jan 21, 2009
hehehe . . and sumone above me dey jealous my name
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by eldee(m): 11:56am On Jan 21, 2009
1. Off your shoes/clothes
2. Jare
3. Sharrap!!!
4. Idiot!!!
5. UP NEPA!!!
6. 419
7. Yahoo-Yahoo
8. That guy is a janded guy
9. I'm going to Yankee
10. Why are you forming/feeling
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Omolola1(f): 12:19pm On Jan 21, 2009
@ Ben

my name no be Omolala, abeg no spoil my name o.

@ topic

1. u too dey vex
2. 'Go Slow'
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by eldee(m): 12:20pm On Jan 21, 2009
1. I flashed you and you picked/ I only have flashing credit
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 8:06pm On Jan 21, 2009
Ok i go transfer 400naira credit for you,
give me your phone number
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 9:06pm On Jan 21, 2009
-shey u hear say
-i don die
-bros u don kolo
-no lele
-u be mumu



thank god for the igbo's wey put sugar to make this linguals sound sweet, cuz yoruba's don almost mess everything up
No offence lol
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Gabry(f): 1:13am On Jan 22, 2009
Well, I go hear from most Naija's that the Igbo will do anything to get money including licking a cow's ass. Sorry, no offense cool

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