₦airaland Forum

tayo_ast:
[color=#B03060] u're not well. . .kip your advise 2 ursef[/color]

HMM!!!

Twinny Plat,

Uhmmm. . . I know my bobo is muscular naa but. . . but. . .  Uhmmm. . . heheheh!  Ok oooooo 

platinumnk:
Me sef I thought something intresting was in here. . .


hmmm . .
I can definitely say who has the top  hottest male bodies on nairaland.

1) DonSteady
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-439783.96.html#msg5994791
2) Doyin13
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=84404
_{(mainly because Im afraid one backhand from those arms will send me to a coma)}
3) Jaquan
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=213376 <- my boo

Special Mentions-
German007
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=394023
A Supernice Car Dealer

na waaa!!!! See your taste! I can confirm say if we live together I will not steal your man and u wont steal mine! Dont get me wrong, those guys are hot for sure but I feel intimidated by them naa so I wont go for them for shizzle!

cantell:
You no dey shame! At your age you still dey steal pant!

Wetin now? Who go tell your mom to have such good taste in pants? and also I no get money and Im broke so I no fit buy pants. Hope your momma go forgive me sha

tayo_ast:
[color=#B03060] tell me 'bout it na[/color]

No wahalas. This your sickness is curable. All u need to do is pay a visit to Disney land and you will be cured

kody-licky:
Trouble shooter or trouble maker?  


whichever one u choose, if it has "trouble" as the first word then u ve found 190   

LOL! U are right! If I go see him in real life, I swear I would pluck out his ballz, skin it alive and wrap it on his head make him use it as his hat for church! 

190:
com'on gurl we are grown ups!
add me on fb immediately!

FB? Wetin FB? For whia FB? i thought we are enemies?   Are you havin Babalawo at your side to juju me abi?  

kody-licky:
@ Gaby
i ve been around NL sha doing more of reading than posting
anyway dont mind 190 he is just a trouble shooter

Trouble shooter or trouble maker?  

tayo_ast:
[color=#B03060] no, i havnt[/color]

u no fun ooo

tayo_ast:
[color=#B03060] ehn ehn. . .so u've been 2 heaven b4?
Tell me abt it. . .[/color]

Haven't you heard of self expression? over exageration of emotions?

kody-licky:
gal u harsh ooo

Hey gurl, long time! Where have u been?

Yes naa cause 190 started it first on other threads.

190:
lol
we all know wat a shark does 2 human beings~ and besides i have since lost my virginity since 1902, during the tyme of your great grand fathers!!

Correction! U lost your virginity in 1902 on your koko and not on your arsehole so now confirm the shark go disvirgined u in the arsehole

odiaero:
me and u knw say apart from their Economy which dey even shake a little now, dubai na the fall back for people make dem no fit go china

In that case I want go to Dubai with ma bobo for our birthdays naaa this May.

hbabe:
Oh mon Dieu!
I hope this does the job.

Hbabe, didnt know you fit speak french. is that french or sumthin else?

hbabe:
Gabry sweets! I was feeling romantic so came here to catch some romance.
Na lie jor! Player Dual Core has been spoiling my runs in Sexuality section so I came here to visit.

Dual Core go spoil your fun there? Wetin he do this time?

i think I know why. Jst now I dey chat with him via YIM and da dude was hO"rN.Y and I because I want show good example as Mama Ngozi therefore I told him to honk hisself!

So maybe afta that he go commot hisself to Sexuality to show his koboko power! No worry naa ma dearest sista, he no fit challenge the koko masta just yet!

I say you should go show your power to him make he dey fear you.

odiaero:
na jjc na em fit go dubai go dey cry, no be people like us well dubai na our kitchen, if u de call expensive country, abeg no de call dubai, dere cheap pass china self, the only difference be say their food is better.
de talk about Las Vegas, Monacon and Switzerland etc 

U serious abi? Uve been to Dubai? U sure say China more expensive?? Which things be more expensive than Dubai? This is unbelievable naaa

odiaero:
am stressed out , so i need to go dubia go relaxe to get myself back

So because u are stress u want go Dubai abi? I suggest you stay where you at cause I go hear Dubai will cause someone an ashtma attack and die due to expensive price tag in shopping

hbabe:
Sorry o!
Seems there are serpents in this garden of Eden!
Well done, bro!
I am clearly behind you. You are a better option to some of the others.

HBABE!!! My loff!!!! How u dey? Miss u die naaa. This is the first time Im seeing you hia.

Yes naaa. I changed the title cause now its you and me and our lovely art

Yes naa. Ill take the picture (if I can find where my camera is ) and I will post it tommorow.

190:
^^

its true,
No matter what gabry would still swim!!

HMMM!!!!! I go grab the shark and shove it in your arsehole make him fit disvi>rgin you fullll. . . .

cantell:
@Gabry & 190,
Get a room jor!

Awww. . . Now that is the kindest thing you have ever said to me since the day Jesus Christ was born. . .

Madukaele:
. i dey ask if she be young girl or really a mama dat used her daughter pic but for her profile. no need argue, the lady in the pic is very beautiful, but if she is really the one in the pic than no need marry beauty with no character. i dont like the way she talks or answers question ,too rude. sorry if am hard but behaviour scores A before beauty for me.

WHOT? U dont like my momma Gee How come? Hmm!

odiaero:
una no go kill me here, abeg make i do fly go dubai, i too like nairaland sha[/color]

Wetin u want do in Dubai sef?

cantell:
Aishawarya Rai.
Don't flatter yourself. You're just as ogly as they are.

Oh boy! See hater! Im sorry I stole your your momma's undies the otha day make you go ginger full like this.

That one no be hotel naa,. That one be his grandmama's bedroom

odiaero:
nothing o

Oooo. . . See your teeth!




I like! It represents the yeye fowl society. U and me can shake hands

odiaero:
na waoo

Wetin happen

The Nairaland guys will only be declared handsome that is if I say so.

To me, none is handsome but however, the good news is that we have alot of yeye fowl male Nairalanders in the house which is good news to mankind.

The lady in her picture is her Auntie Margaret. U like her abi? If you do, I can hook you up No wahala

190:
after doin much damage 2 your tight punanie

I will shove your ugly hairy ballz into your nostrils!

OgidiBoy:
Awwwwwwww how sweet,

Ogidi Man, Thank you. I know Im always sweet like Honey

Omolulu:
Yeah we all love mama-gee, it would kind of dry if we don't see her posts for a day

Im glad you and me are on the same boat. But I have to tell you my love for Mama Gee is more than yours

oduz:

Im glad you are glad so lets all be glad, sing, Rejoice to the King of Kings for he told us to spread our love and thats why Im sprading my love to Mama Gee

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]*Giggles* so where is dis mama of a gee now. . .dem say your 'yeyeness' get class o come & take your crown. . .[/color]

No be my yeyeness naa. Its Mama Gee's!


Mama Gee is in the market buying fish and bushmeat for dinner.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]But Gabby being in-rove wif anoda woman?have u like considered rephrasing?[/color]

Ehen! Its the sisterly love now



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Pweety4me and Madlady, did you know that I also love you two?

^^ LOL!!! This is funny !

Ma Lady,

Re book the flight? Do you have to pay double?

what kinda paint do you use to paint on the wall paper?

Hmm. . . Wish they have thart kinda art here but even a blank wall per they wont sell it here in Malaysia. Ive done some wall art on my wall as well. Will take a picture and show it to you the soonest

Yes, I now admit it!

Im in love with Mama Gee!

https://images.free-extras.com/pics/t/teddy_bear_i_love_you-1383.jpg

I know to most of you guys, you think she is crazy and a yeye fowl but to me, thats why I love her.

She is funny and when Im upset or my day has been bad, I would read her post and laugh and my day would be all great. . . Feel with loads of love. . .


Mama Gee, I thank God for creating you to this earth to make all our lives be filled with yeyeness. Besides, life would be boring without yeyeness. But your yeyeness is not like the Atutupoyoyo type. Yours is the higher class kinda yeyeness if you know what I mean

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Here is some Egusi Soup for u to express my love for u

https://myafrica.allafrica.com/img/csi/user/000100021647_ffc4e3bf3660c14a96f11049bd1de960/m480x.jpg

I only know the lady get big head

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Engrhamid, you should have told them about this your story here instead of keeping quiet like the other st*pid doosh bag Nairalanders. . . I dont know why you people support the fellony when you got dupe or you know that the person is bad?  Is this a Nigerian thing or whot? 

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Cause it does not sound legit.[/color]

But its good ooo. . . If I want to scam people, it will do me good!

tayo_ast:
[color=#B03060]how come ORG[i]A[/i]SM is heavenly feeling??

thats ridiculous [/color]

When you reach O R GAS M, dont you have that heavenly feeling?