Dual Core:

Odiaero, dont keep the laptop on the bed for too long while its On. Air cant get into that thing like that cuz the vents are blocked. In time your processor will overheat and your system may freeze or go Off. Its worse if what there is an amd processor.

Gabry:

The Nairaland guys will only be declared handsome that is if I say so.

To me, none is handsome but however, the good news is that we have alot of yeye fowl male Nairalanders in the house which is good news to mankind.

odiaero:

  una no go kill me here, abeg make i do fly go dubai, i too like nairaland sha[/color]

cantell:

Aishawarya Rai.
Don't flatter yourself. You're just as ogly as they are.

Gabry:


Wetin u want do in Dubai sef?



Oh boy! See hater! Im sorry I stole your your momma's undies the otha day make you go ginger full like this.

Dual Core:

Chill, she's still my babe and I'm very okay with her. She just needs to stop running around cockyzy here

odiaero:

i hv already snatched her from u both

odiaero:

it has already happened, remember jeni leaves in Austria, while i leave in Slovenia, we are just too close to be seperated by u, and 30 munites drive from my place to her place

odiaero:

am stressed out , so i need to go dubia go relaxe to get myself back

hbabe:

Sorry o!
Seems there are serpents in this garden of Eden!
Well done, bro!
I am clearly behind you. You are a better option to some of the others.

Gabry:

HBABE!!! My loff!!!! How u dey? Miss u die naaa. This is the first time Im seeing you hia.

Gabry:

So because u are stress u want go Dubai abi? I suggest you stay where you at cause I go hear Dubai will cause someone an ashtma attack and die due to expensive price tag in shopping

na jjc na em fit go dubai go dey cry, no be people like us well dubai na our kitchen, if u de call expensive country, abeg no de call dubai, dere cheap pass china self, the only difference be say their food is better.
de talk about Las Vegas, Monacon and Switzerland etc 

hbabe:

Gabry sweets! I was feeling romantic so came here to catch some romance.
Na lie jor! Player Dual Core has been spoiling my runs in Sexuality section so I came here to visit.

odiaero:

na jjc na em fit go dubai go dey cry, no be people like us well dubai na our kitchen, if u de call expensive country, abeg no de call dubai, dere cheap pass china self, the only difference be say their food is better.
de talk about Las Vegas, Monacon and Switzerland etc 

hbabe:

Gabry sweets! I was feeling romantic so came here to catch some romance.
Na lie jor! Player Dual Core has been spoiling my runs in Sexuality section so I came here to visit.

ah, e be like say Dual Core de play hard dere, na em make u run leave  the setuality section come here

Gabry:

Dual Core go spoil your fun there? Wetin he do this time?

i think I know why. Jst now I dey chat with him via YIM and da dude was hO"rN.Y and I because I want show good example as Mama Ngozi therefore I told him to honk hisself!

So maybe afta that he go commot hisself to Sexuality to show his koboko power! No worry naa ma dearest sista, he no fit challenge the koko masta just yet!

I say you should go show your power to him make he dey fear you.


U serious abi? Uve been to Dubai? U sure say China more expensive?? Which things be more expensive than Dubai? This is unbelievable naaa

odiaero:

ah, e be like say Dual Core de play hard dere, na em make u run leave the setuality section come here

Gabry:

Dual Core go spoil your fun there? Wetin he do this time?

i think I know why. Jst now I dey chat with him via YIM and da dude was hO"rN.Y and I because I want show good example as Mama Ngozi therefore I told him to honk hisself!
So maybe afta that he go commot hisself to Sexuality to show his koboko power! No worry naa ma dearest sista, he no fit challenge the koko masta just yet!
I say you should go show your power to him make he dey fear you.

odiaero:

me and u knw say apart from their Economy which dey even shake a little now, dubai na the fall back for people make dem no fit go china

hbabe:

Oh mon Dieu!
I hope this does the job.

Gabry:

Oh boy! See hater! Im sorry I stole your your momma's undies the otha day make you go ginger full like this.

platinumnk:

Me sef I thought something intresting was in here. . .


hmmm . .
I can definitely say who has the top  hottest male bodies on nairaland.

1) DonSteady
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-439783.96.html#msg5994791
2) Doyin13
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=84404
_{(mainly because Im afraid one backhand from those arms will send me to a coma)}
3) Jaquan
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=213376 <- my boo

Special Mentions-
German007
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=394023
A Supernice Car Dealer

cantell:

You no dey shame! At your age you still dey steal pant!

Gabry:


na waaa!!!! See your taste! I can confirm say if we live together I will not steal your man and u wont steal mine! Dont get me wrong, those guys are hot for sure but I feel intimidated by them naa so I wont go for them for shizzle!

Pweety4me:

Plat always after big muscly tins. . .

kokonets:

Howcome my name no dey diz list sef . . .well mayb some gals blind

platinumnk:

take off your shirt.

Gabry:

Hbabe, didnt know you fit speak french. is that french or sumthin else?