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Yes ohh. . . The poster is aware of it. Please accept his apology sha.

Jeovy:
Now am confused,start another story grandma

Finally you admit that you are confuse. Thank you!

like you abi?

Showkoko?

Amebo, not you again. . .

are you mocking all of us?

Story of a Queen Called Gabrywyl .

clemcykul:
ol boy this ur face go make person loose erection o

LOL

Who are you Aheming to?

Since when I am afraid?

Liar Liar Pants on Fire.

Lai Lai ohhh. . . you guys are always making fake accusations. . .

Did you hear that Scopium is desperate? 

You're not alone ohhh. . .

gabrywyl:
One upon a time, they live 5 little pigs in the bushman forest.

Their names are jaymobb, studio 43, mykali, Scopium and Cbase

Dear Nairalanders, lets do a Story telling session. I will start a short story and the next person continues and so forth.

Let me start first



One upon a time, they live 5 little pigs in the bushman forest.

No worries girlfriend. If I catch him, I will feed him with Mykali Beer and I will spank him and Clem is surely to bla bla bla him left right and centre.

Arcani:
Abeg, I don't understand, Explanator please!!

It means this.

Once upon a time, Jeovy came out from his office and he saw his boss Infobaba trying to photostat a document but when he press press press press, it did not work (What can we do when he has been living in the jungle all these years as a Monkey Boy. . . .) So they both had a conversation as such

Jeovy: Monkey baba, why you press press press press, the machine no work? Are you ditsy or sumthin?

Infobaba: yeah, I guess I am ditsy. Can you help me out here cause my secretary Chioya aint here. She went for a special maternity leave.

Jeovy: She's pregnant?

Infobaba: Nah. . . . Its her pet. Hermione, the giraffe. Remember her?

Jeovy: WHAT? I thought Hermione is just born fat. . . Who knows she is pregnant.

Infobaba: Yeah. . . Its a wonder. . . Ok, amebo, quit yappin and help me out here.

Jeovy: How much are you gonna pay me to do so?

Infobaba: 3 groundnuts and a bottle of Gabrywyl's essence fart. How bout that?

Jeovy: Ok, I'll do it. Especially for the Essence fart. . . DAMN. . . Thats HOT!

(And than Jeovy did the press press press press thingy to photocopy the whateva doc Monkey boy wanted)

(Jeovy hand over the copy to Infobaba)

Infobaba: Nah. . . I aint touching the document . . .

Jeovy: Why so?

Infobaba: Because while you were photocopying, you dig your ass with your fingers. You think I wanna touch your yansh marks? CHEI!

Jeovy: Ok, than at least can I get my pay now?

Infobaba: I will only give you groundnuts and I'm having the fart essence for maself fool!


END OF STORY



Ok, Arcani, so you understand the story better?

Who's profile be that now. . . . . and dont you dare say anything sarcastic ohhh. . .

Oh my. . . . Those psychiatrists are not worth being psychiatrists ohhh. . . . . .

I will do it.

Olodo

Nigerian

False. Soooo false. . . . .

If money grows on men, men will act like monkeys. And thats the real facts and truth about it. Betta just admit it ohhh. . . .

mykali:
u can't fit even spell. stale, not stail. and who get stale breath, me? abi na ur bom bom dey boom here.

I spell Stale as Stail. You jelous just cause I got my own groove to spell? And my bom bom smells like pecan pie sha.

And you be Grandpa of the Bushland.

Ahhh. . . . You above me. . . Are you hungry or something?

Baxilexi:
great chief water-ball people speak bushman language, me live across the salt water. where come you from ma jungle queen??

I come from Fairy Land sha. I be Queen.

Moyola:
that Boss must b insane!!!


ah wonda whr gabrywyl get these pikshurs from. . . .

Well, when those Nairalanders were young, I took a picture of them. Thats how I got their pictures. They cry like worwor donkey's.

mykali:
boss nor fit do me this.

Gabbro.

u better mind yaself, or i break ya head join.

Who be Gabbro now? And are you trying to murder someone here? Dont make me spank you ohh Party Poisoner. . . .

mykali:
women are like flies. always looking to follow fine mykali beer all around the world.

Yeah the beer with the ingredients as such (Malt, Barly, marijuana, yeast, tufe's fungus and yansh cream)

Damn. . . You are indeed going to kill everyone. . .

Arcani:
In fact a merix, because I have heard the joke more than a million times.

Really? So who else have farted before moi?

Chei. . . I am natuwawy pweety ohhh. . . . what is so difficult to say pweety?

Mykali, I will pay you groundnuts. Now say it!

Ape boy is Ape boy. End of discussion.

Since when and says who?