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I loveeeeee organizing events (ANY EVENTS WILL DO!!! ), I play hockey, baseball, I'm the champion in my hometown for Monopoly, I love playing chess but I suck at it, the only reason why I would go to church is because I love to sing.

References: AnthonyKil


We're Going to the race, We're gonna win first place
And your mother have an ugly face

Uhm. . . Oh ok.

@Topic

Stevie Wonder

yes he did. He can't even remember who is his grandma.

Jeovy:
devil eqwy,I suggest the person directly above me

Hey!!! Do you want me to find your evil secret ??

What does that mean bobo?

Very disturbing report.

Beijing, the home of the 2008 Olympics, appears to be a racist place.

A report claims that bar owners in the 'party' section of Beijing were asked by the government to refuse service to black patrons.

Bar owners near the Workers' Stadium in central Beijing say they have been forced by Public Security Bureau officials to sign pledges agreeing not to let black people enter their premises.

"Uniformed Public Security Bureau officers came into the bar recently and told me not to serve black people or Mongolians," said the co-owner of a western-style bar, who asked not to be named.

is this for real

if it is, than they should be burn in HELL!!!

Some people just cannot help it but to make the world a bad evil place to live in. . . . .

Stevie Naija Boy

Jeovy:
yellow pawpaw

Whats pawpaw  


And you betta dont lie this time. . . . . .

tufe:
@gab

if u no het boobbie, then u better go back and beg God to add them there, because a woman is useless without em'.

FYI, my twins are perfect to my eyes and to my bf eyes. Thank you.

chamotex:
Gabby go to bed

I did and I just got up.

@Topic,

Goofball

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for the compliment.

Talk to my babe, dim the lights, hug him and fell asleep.

rhytham:
OK Anthony, will not post on this channel anymore, but u don't have to give bashings to Gabby for this. Bye

And thats why I told you to ignore them. They aqre like that.

AnthonyKil:
Oh Noooooo. . . . Gabby Not again. . . . . . How many men bashers you want to be friended here PLEASE. . . Drop it already. We are your only brotha's alive and so shall we live up to that name!!!

Rhytham, you aint welcome here buddy!

Remember my grandma ? She loves you so much. . . .

jaymobb:
if u no get boobs na wetin come b those 2 pointers wey dey your front board

Those are called Da Twins. . . . DUH

Thank God I was born Yellow. . .

clown for children's birthday parties

Time for you to go for anger management course young man.

Bonsoir Amit. Je suis tres bien. Est vous monsieur?

rhytham:
eeeeeeeee, and what about males thn, naaaaa

The males get to feel and understand how difficult it is to be like us females for once and next time, they would appreciate us better. Good plan huh?

Guys, the 2nd one was more for a punishment for his wrong doings on earth so its not a joke. The first one. yeap!

Hot Hot FLAMING HOT!

Mikey Boy

Cute boy

My boy, I have finally found your secret. BWAHAHAHAHAH! You are so BUSTED!


Part 1:-

Equlibrium gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. He looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to Equlibrium, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

Equlibrium of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

Equlibrium decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, Equlibrium walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. Equlibrium agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the he finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm Equlibrium! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Equlibrium got so angry and embarrassed because of humiliation and shame, therefore he killed himself.




Part 2:-

Equlibrium went to Hell

The devil said to Equlibrium "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

Equlibrium thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

He entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind him, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

@Topic

In between. A abalancy in life is always very important

@ Topic, I dont think so its just the women. Its the men too. Some men would even get married to another wife after their wife died for like 3 months,. See how cruel and selfish that is?