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Am still a virgin and to be honest, I don't feel anything. If lets say I were to loose it today before I get married, I wont have any regrets because I know I made the right choice. So virgin or no virgin, it doesn't matter to me.

HAAA! So true.

Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

Candylicous definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons

Candylicous (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they want to taste of what I got)
Candylicous (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Candylicous def-, Candylicous def-, Candylicous def-,
Candylicous definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me CANDY (Hey CANDY)
I'm the C to the A, N, D the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me

I'm Candylicous (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they want to slice of what I got)
Candylicous (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=69530.msg2610388#msg2610388 date=1217907016]Negro stood, head up, shoulders straight against wall,
lifted hand and carved pencil mark against where the crown of the head levels to wall,
stood away from wall,
stepped one foot on the flange end of tape measure,
raised the barrell end of the tape up to the pencil mark,,,,,

whattt!![/quote]And whats the outcome?

Joseph6:
if she's all that dumb, its safe 2 call her a retarded Bleep

Hey! Mind your manners ohhh. . . . . She has more insults than anyone could imagine so better to give her a break

The Gay Bar

A guy walks into a bar.

He asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey.

The bartender asks "Why?" The guy responds and says "I got my first blow."

The bartender says "In that case I'll give you two shots of whiskey."

The guy says "No, I just want one to get the taste out of my mouth."

Monks Day Off


One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins.

The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city.

At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.

The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license."

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".

The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered.

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".

The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and what did you do today". "I pissed in the holy water", came the reply.

Amen

Clem is a female

@ Topic,

Simple, you ask her and she will tell you yes or no.

I would rather she be not as good looking and with the brains like her sister cause her sister is married already except her. Guys basically would have sex with her just to have sex with her only a single night and would dump her. Wouldn't that be worse of?

Joseph6:
gabrwyl , would u rather she's an ugly assfcuk and noone wants 2 Bleep her then she'll be a virgin 4 lyf unless ofcourse she's vibrated, money/job aint all and all marriage matters fcukin matters too

Virgin for life Nah. . . . Its easy to loose your virginity no matter how you look.

She wants to get married like the rest and she wants to have her family but no guy wants her besides sex. Thats wnough torture for her you know? After her parents is gone, I have no idea how is she going to stand on her own two feet as even her sister can't stand her brainless act ohhh. . . .

Poster,

I feel you and I feel your wife as well. . . . . . . I think to begine with by the way you sound, you need a bad ass girl not a innocent one but since its too late that you married her, talk to her and tell her how you feel. I'm sure if she loves you and she wants the marriage to go amoothly, she will do so.

Oh WOw! Something new to learn today. I have no idea. . .

Yes Joseph, Just thank God she is beautiful but you see. . . I feel sad for her and she even hates herself cause she is like 40 years old and no men wants her because of her personality. So you see how the brainless could be a problem?

And till today, she had to depend on her parents for money as she could get a single job. Wherever she works, people would dump her on that day itself.

But you know, with our height, we're considered average in Malaysia. Just right but at some parts of malaysia, we are considered tall.

French language is sexy but I feel the French people loveee to make life soooooo complicated. . .

I think if a person take initiative to learn, that person is surely to make it. I had to force myself to learn french when I was studying in Switzerland before. Could speak but still not fluently but hey! at least its something.

Oga Sarge:
u know, i actually thought the official language in Nigeria was ENGLISH, i mean, like CONSTITUTIONALLY, right? ABI? it is embarassing if one cannot communicate effectively amongst his or hers but surely not A SHAME!!!

I thought so too. . . .

Yikes!!! We did went off topic huh? Ok, boy and girls, get back into topic.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=45108.msg2610227#msg2610227 date=1217901650]lol, yes.

She. Well I hope so unless half of the men in that sec are gay[/quote]And how did you know? Cause most of us in the joke section were asking him / her and he / she basically did not want to admit anything. . . .

HCH3COO:
gaby

Yes bro? keep up with your sarcastically funny attitude. It lights up the space.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=45108.msg2610221#msg2610221 date=1217901521]He? thought it was she

nawa o [/quote]SHE??/ You sure sis?

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=45108.msg2610209#msg2610209 date=1217901040]who's that?[/quote]clem is clemcykul . He's always at the joke section.

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=45108.msg2610207#msg2610207 date=1217900957]really, he's always "exchanging ideas".[/quote]He reminded me of Clem. Sarcastically funny. . .

Ch3coo, you know what? You are some funny dude.

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=45108.msg2610192#msg2610192 date=1217900327]wow that's crazy.[/quote]yeap sis. People think that the grass is greener on the other side but nope. . . It could be the same or worse off.

onyinye2:
You don't think they tried. there was a time they didn't even speak english to us, but we weren't interested. all we wanted to do was watch Barney and Sesame Street.
Actually i am very proud to be nigerian and igbo. I just wish i was wiser when i was younger. But yeah im proud of my culture.

Gosh. . . You guys are some stubborn kids huh? In that case, the TV should be thrown off.  

HCH3COO:
tente and suwe, right?

Huh? What's that?

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=45108.msg2610170#msg2610170 date=1217899709]true, i hate to say this but nigerians (not all) are obsessed with anything that's not nigerian and that's a shame. they tell u not to be ashamed of where u come from but at the same time they're ashamed of being nigerian that they'll go as far as to speaking in a fake ass accent. they tell you "you must learn your language" but at the same time they stay speaking english to you.[/quote]Nah. . . Not just Nigerians. Even Malaysian as well. We have like a bunch on Indian Malaysian trying so hard to be like the blacks and the Chinese trying so hard to be like the whites and the Malays tried to so hard be in between the Black and Whites. . . . Its all being mixed up.

HCH3COO:
that's what happens when you love sponge bob, or mickey mouse is it?like always.

I LOVE SPONGEBOB AND MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!

But when I was young, I dont have a TV or a radio. We spend our days playing outside with other children.

No. . . Than your parents should set rules like if you learn 2 sentences in a day, I will bring you to the zoo. Or something like that. . . .

I remembered when I was young, my grandma wanted me to speak in Hakkha so badly that every single day, she told me that if I learn 3 sentences and remember it, she would play with me badminton every evening, So I did and she played and after a month, she got back ache and when my parents ask her what happen, she look at me and smiled.

[quote author=motun_rayo link=topic=69530.msg2610115#msg2610115 date=1217897786]I'm an inch taller then you. . . , 5'3
I really dislike being short[/quote]HAHA! Really? I thought you wer 5ft 7 the last I look at your picture.

onyinye2:
Well actually. . . both my parents and grandma spoke igbo to us most of the time. But some how we didn't pick up the language.

In that case, its their responsibility to push and encourage you guys to speak Igbo. Dont you think so?