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SeanT21:
Damn. How many forum do you belong too?

uhm. . . right now its only 1 but before I use to go through many forums because my friends are around the globe.

NA WAAAA OHHHH. . . . See you people head. . . Am not a Hot bugger. . .

And I think that was meant for Jeovy?

What? Since when?

Why do you care? Dont you think its my business to know?

@Topic,

I know they are some people here whom are insulting and abusive but so is the rest of the other forums and so far. I think nairaland can be the 2nd top in my list
1) American Forum - Calling me ugly like her Dog's Anus
2) Nigerian Forum - Calling me ugly like the devil / So damn fat
3) Malaysian Forum - Stupid like a Donkey ass wipe
4) Suisse Forum - All Asians are so ugly that God should not make them to begin with
5) Spanish Forum - Ass Wipe

Yeap. . . So its not just Nairaland. Its everywhere but its all up to us whether if we are willing to listen to their no use insults or not.

@Topic

both are guilty and thats why they make the perfect couple. Thank God they are together.

Why? Dont tell me you want your child and your dog to see you having sex?

HAAAA!!! See Jeovy, I think this is Ituen's way of pay back time?

@Topic

Now thats what I call enjoying life to the fullest. Life is too short to be embarass or to be shy or to care about what other people is saying. So I salute you Grandma!

I would choose Brains. No point having a sthupid nonsense whom irritate the daylights out of you 24/7. DAMN! I swear I would kill that person. . . .

And make sure I will step hard on that person with my high heel shoes that he/she will be ugly as well.

Sorry I just cannot tolerate with ditsy people. . . .

Poster, What do you call the shit where you could see it looks like a muffin and theres like a chilli on top?

Poor Ituen. . . . Once again, being bashed and also being accused for being evil. . . . I salute thee for continuing to be humble and to not email your dear friend Amadioha to strike strike the serpeants here on this thread whom basically are not aware of the dangers and evil on earth. Hail Ituen!

project = sex

@Topic,

I still suck my thumb

huh? what?

Moral of the story, always close the door when doing your project.

Ok Poster, after reading the Mr Braniac English part, I honestly feel like puking. . . . . It gives me the migraine and If i meet that guy face to face, I would slap him and flush him in a toilet bowl hopefully he would end up in China

Perambulator

Are you sure people have multiple ID's in here I dont think people would be all up to that cause its a waste of time. We have our own work to do then to waste time on Nairaland with all these ID's. . . .

well, unless if I am jobless and have no other food to eat besides biscuits and a stale bread and my momma wont let me out from the house for a year. . . Ok, I dont know what am I talking. . . . . . . . ignore me abeg

@Topic


I fart silent but deadly

Been looking around, I come to a conclusion that most of you guys here are handsome. I see one picture after another I get confuse ohhhh. . . . . . . And those without pics usually have good personalities and some are yeye fow so still consider handsome.

Only one or two got worwor personalities which make them ugly like my salted fish being left for 5 years in the drainage. . . .

Ok, I have to stop here as they are closing the office.

DualCore, SeanT21, Odabo.

Sean, I mean stay for meals. But I;ll be good, I wont steal your bf.

Dual Core:

hmmm
The way to a man's heart isnt through his mouth o.

Heheheheh! I agree

SeanT21:
Well, I will win. my food are PERFECT.

I will cook 4 him some Liberian Jollof Rice with some fried Turkey.
4 drinks I will give him some of my sweet and sour lemonade.
For desert I will make him my special apple pie or Cheese Cake.

Can he beat that? HELL NO!!

My boyfriend told me he loves my cooking more than his mother

Wow! Can I stay with you then? HAHAHA!

Your boyfriend O gaaa ohhh. . . You have bf you want mine

SeanT21:
[size=14pt]Please. I will make him fall for me by shaking my big ass in his face. After that, I will cook for him. A way to a mans heart is through his mouth.

After that, HE WILL SAY " GABBY WHO"[/size]

Hahah! Shaking your big ass on his face? big ass? Na waaa ohhhh. . . So you both can compete with each other.

You can cook for him, he will surely make a comparison between his cooking and your cooking. He always does that to everybody except me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!         

Ok , we'll see sha. 

Theres one Naija chick whom wont stop flirting with him and she is drop damn gorgeous. Even I fall for her too ohhh if I were a guy. And then he told her off that she is not his type cause he don't feel the connection and he has an Iyawo already. So you see?   

LOL! you guys are hilarious and nutty!


Well, they bought a roll of Cloth and then they cut it to pieces enough to support the panty. And after each use, they would wash it and hang it to dry and reuse it again and again untill the cloth could not be used no more. That was my great grandmother, my grandmother and my mother's time.

Cute? Heheheh! If he is mine, for sure he is.

But I never expect to be with a guy like him (muscular athletic body) cause I love Chunky dudes but if God gave him to me, so it shall be.

Steal? HAHAHA! You dey try ohhh. . . Alot of girls try doing so but never successfull! HAHA! I even told him to flirt back and it never work ohhhh. . .

Yes, I play Ice Hockey sometimes with ma brothas. The ones whom bash people up here. I feel embarrassed they do that ohhh. . . .

SeanT21:
Is he a good men?

Oh Oh. . . . The way you ask this question its like their bad

Yes, we do everything together (Cooking, Cleaning, Working, Studying) and when he plays football, I will go and see and support him and if I go play hockey, he'll do the same. He loves me for the way I am and thats whats important. Why? Is there anything you wanna tell me?