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Ok Guys, lets take this discussion in our main thread? As I think you are scaring poor Morenisexy

See ya guys there.

AnthonyKil:
Gabby, What? You're saying that Jake goes to your place to actually have a real holiday? Thats not fair!!! Fine! if you want me to do the housework, at least let me do it with full pride and dignity which is only with my underwear on and nothing else. Ok?

Dude, please don't embarrass me infront of my entire family generation. Do you know that I carry a good name in my family But if you insist, don't blame me if my grandma come molesting you in the middle of the night. I know she will. You can ask Omarion! HAHA! 

Anthonyyy. . . . Well ??

I dont care who started it and who blame who. You two need to chill.

Anthony, stop it right this instance or you dont come visit me.

Omarion, mind your language. Havent your parents thought you proper manners

Jake, are they both still like this?

Guys, you have to relax and stop your crap cause now, you guys make me sound like your mother! You boys are so much older so why dont you start behavin like one?

Omarion, HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY How are you my dear? How's life?

let me guess. . . . . Anthony told you to come in here? Might as well he call the whole world to come in here.

[quote author=jg.obaseki link=topic=142284.msg2458087#msg2458087 date=1215131438]@gabryl,
its fascinating to know that you came here seeking advice or opinions (good thinking). I just hope you would take a guys advice more seriously than a woman's advice. i didn't get a chance to read the whole thing, just the first few pages which i thought was long enough. i would tend to tow the line of "mellow" and "negro_ntgn" (at least their initial responses).
In many African families as you may know already, the parents/grandparents do not live very long compared to other parts of the world. Now usually when the husband's mother passes away, he may tend to refer to his wife as mummy. even when speaking to a third party in her absence, he could refer to his wife as mummy. this is quite common even up to today. But i will confess it is perpetuated mostly by beareaved guys, and because life expectancy isn't too high, it is common to see men refer to their wives or serious girl-friends as mammie. It also shows a streak of endearment on the part of the man, and an expression of the knowlegde or an acknowlegdement of the fact that he knows/trusts you are looking out for his best interests as a mother would do. it does necessarily mean that he expects you to do things for him. it is more of a selfless endearment. Now if i were the guy, i may be taken aback if you seem uncomfortable about this over a long period of time because it would indicate to me that you are not on the same page as myself. This in my opinion is an honest response and i hope it didn't have too much sting in it. I bet it would be similar to what your boyfriend's explanation.[/quote]Thanks jg. No, I think what you have posted is quite a reasonable and a good way to think of it.

AshtonJake:
GABBYY. . . . You invited Anthony first before me OF COURSE I WANNA COME!!! Why not? I love your house and your family especially your grandma. She is one funky Hip Granny alright!

And would be nice if you could introduce me to your boyfriend?

And if I come, do I have to do the Cooking and Housework again

Sorry jake, I wanted Anthony to come more often here cause I want to teach him something valuable in life. And no, this time you dont have to do any house chores because Anthony will be doing it all by himself.

The president of the Philippines is a woman and she is being assisted by a man

Morenisexy:
am so serious. . Davidylan looks almost like him

But theres no picture of him in his profile. You've seen his picture?

Morenisexy:
Gabrywyl. . woah!! de javu!! The dude in your pix looks alot like Davidylan. . cute eh?

No way. . . . .

AnthonyKil:


Brotha In Law? NO WAY. . . . . First of all, you are not getting married to any Black Dude and second of all, you should get married to one of us!

Anthony!!!!! For your information, this so called Black guy you claim is the nicest most kindest guy I've ever met! Unlike you, he aint sleepin around with all the girls and he don't take dope and he don't drink (only ocassionally) or smoke at all. I think most girls would prefer to choose him over you. And also do you know that we are opening our business together and we even plan to migrate to Australia anytime soon? Thats a future plan. What have you got for yourself so far?

Now you see what you've done? You've just categorized us under the racist Column. . . . . Look Bro, if you have an issue, dont come in here cause this is not your Forum to begin with.

AshtonJake:
Mush, no, I self willingly wanted to come in here. I guess this is the only place where I can find you?

Ever since you left, no one is taking care of our funds, our activities, our plans, our goals. . . . We don't have a president up till now. Well we did but the guys (sigh. . .) You know well how the guys behave so we all thought maybe we need a female to run the show but then so far, theres no proper girl to take over your place. Do you plan to come back here?

We have no more funds for the club, for the band, even our instruments are no more in proper condition as no one took care of it and also the members are sinking cause I guess they are bored and there is no activities for them to do. And also like the band, we don't have any concerts to play at anymore. . . The club is officially DEAD. . .

What can I do Gabby?

Oh thanks Ace. Oh Noo. . . . I'm so sorry to hear that but why can't you take over instead? Look, I think at this point of time, you have to stop worrying about other things but only to concentrate on raising funds for the club. Tell the members to get back in as you will be hosting an activity for them to do. Now, what you're going to do is to host a Rummage Sale. I will contact Father Funky from the St Gabriel's church to ask if he could spare out one of the multi purpose hall for you guys to do the sales. Where to collect items? Well, leave that to me. I'll call father Fundus if we could announce to the congregation to help the club by donating belongings which they are not using anymore but still in good condition. Get the team members to clean up the stuff and to identify the price and after that to do the sale. Believe me it has worked here for me as I'm doin it to raise funds for the homeless children here. So far we've collected RM120,000.00 within a month and its really a good response from the crowd. For the concert part, leave it as I'm assure that your instruments are not properly maintained and also PLEASE. . . . . now that I'm not there, you guys need to divide responsibilities. One will be the secretary (to take minutes of meeting), one will be on Sales & marketing (promotions, advertizing), one will be o n Public Relations, we need a treasurer (What happen to the bank account which I have opened for you guys?), we need a Logistic person, A vise president and a president. Than at least not one person will hold all of the burden but everyone will share the equal amount of burden. I will continue this another time as I have to run a meeting right now. You take care and dont worry.

AnthonyKil:


Yeap Jake still looks the same. Same old boring dude. Mush, you should be please with my look. I gave you a shock didn't I? But the ladies love it!
Ever since you left, lets just say that everything is officially dead that I prayed to the Devil to bring me another Perfectionist!

Brotha In Law? NO WAY. . . . . First of all, you are not getting married to any Black Dude and second of all, you should get married to one of us!

You and your Devil. . . . . One day the devil will go attacking you than you will see who wants to worship the devil. Marry to who? You guys? OH PLEASE. . . . . Never in a million years!

AshtonJake:
HAHA! Too late Gabby. He has already invited me in. Your Bro is some Sociable Brotha! I hope he don't invite Scorpion in here or you two would bash this whole place up.

Poster, You mentioned about Ugly girls. . . . . How about men? Have you ever thought that they will be some ugly men as well? (Hope gabby don't beat my head up for this statement)

Anthony can be a nuisance and a pain in the butt! Excuse me young man, theres no such thing as UGLY!!! What is wrong with you people around here Stop judging people and generalizing people. Its very rude and its not nice! People cannot help it if they look as such as they were born like that so some people who loves bashing up other people's looks are plain mean, selfish, retarded, no heart and worthless. . . . So Jake, dont ask that question to anybody

AshtonJake:
Who on earth would reflect their girlfriend as their own mother Now that would be weird.


Anthony, I bet if you call your girlfriend Sweet Pussy in Public, she will smack your head like the way Gabby smack you all da time Bro.

And I will be glad to continue smacking him.

Jake, Anthony will be visiting me next month. You wanna join? My parents will be around this time so it will be great.

AnthonyKil:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! I HAVE JUST FOUND YOU!!! COME BACK IN HEREEE!!!

Well if you dont behave, I will leave for sure. See what you did? You even brought in Jake here (our dear friend hates chatting online and you brought him in here). . . . PLEASE dont bring anyone else especially not Scorpion!!!

AnthonyKil:
Babe, why on earth do you want to learn how to speak Pidgin Look babe, I will teach you my language. You don't have to learn pidgin ok?

And what language is that? Cursing and swearing?

AshtonJake:
Bro. . . . . Since when? I think you're like a 12 year old kid. The only matured one among us is Gabby don't you think?

I completely agree!

Oh No. . . . . ANTHONY you didn't!!! 

Jake, hey. Waddup Bro? What happen when I left? How is the charity going on? How's the club? How's the band? I hope everything is well? 
Did Anthony force you to come in here or you come in here free willingly. Ok, don't answer that. I know Anthony always has his ways with everything.   

GOD. . . . . I miss you so much. is that your recent picture? You still look the same.  As handsome as always. So any luck with findin that dream girl of yours?

Da Black Dude is your Brotha in Law

Anthony, mind your mannners. Its not nice to curse around as it will hit you back one day. I get it. . . The dude won a Beauty Pageant contest and people like us are the ugliest to his eyes. Doesn't matter. Just don't be that low to anyone ok?

And besides like I always say. Looks is not in my Dictionary so I will never judge on how the way people look and am not bothered on how other people thinks about me.

Mesmerize:
Gabrywyl, why did you release him?

Release him from what?

Posted by: StephenP
Dude, you shouldn't be judging people if you don't have one yourself.

Oh yeah thanks for remindin me. I was suppose to mention that as well.

Posted by: Mesmerize
No! That's outrageous. . you checked on your own risk, you should have shut it up when no one asked you to comment it. .
see how naija men show respect to women. .oloshi. hisss

Exactly. Thanks sis  

Well, you cannot expect everyone to be a supermodel you know? Thats how I was born to be and thats how God made me and so its either you accept it or you dont cause I cannot please anyone and everyone on earth.

You are being rude by judging on the way people looks. If the world is made up with beautiful people all the time, then the world would be perfect dont you think so? And if the world is filled with people whom discriminates all the time, the world will be a sad place to live in.

Mesmerize:
Gabrywyl. . are you like Anthony's mother? lol just aking

We're Blood Soul Mates. Thats why

CH3COO:
gabrwyl please get that picture off your profile. I swear I almost had a heart attack.

What is your problem If you dont like it, dont look at it! GEEEZZZZ. . . . I so agree with that last poster where Nairalanders just have nothin else better to do but to bash other people's picture.

dreeldee:
i'm a virgin too

Bro, you sure about that?

studentetc:
Virgin talk again!!!! Una no dey tire. Richard branson has all the virgins you will ever need all over the atlantic.

HAHAHAH! When we mention Virgin, we mean Human Virgins.

AnthonyKil:
Oh sorry babe. I think I love this place. Thanks to you I found it. You know what babe? To make life interestin, I think I'm going to call the guys in here as well. . . . Let there be more White Boys in here. What do you think? And babe, I told you, smack me all you want but I cannot help but to have a raging male hormones so pervertness is in me all da time. Otherwise, I wouldn't be a man.

Call me pervert but have I ever been pervert to you?

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Poster,
I so agree and my picture in my profile is for real.

Anthony Anthony Anthony. . . . . .

If I see a girls Pussy, thats it. End of story. . . . .

Anthony, if you like a girls pussy so much, I shall then take your Grandma's and stick it on your face. HA! You like that now you Hot Bugger?!?!?

AnthonyKil:
Of course. Without money, there will be no girls and without girls, there will be no Sweet Love making.

And after all that, you will get Herpes and AIDS

Where are they? at least am not one of them. I lost mine before Lord Lugard died.

HELLO, you are looking at one.