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AnthonyKil:
I LOVEeeeee Virgins. When their tight pussy has been F***, I'll guarantee a full load of Cum. . . .

Anthony!!! SHUT UP!

You are not RESPECTING ME!!!

Wow! How nice of you. You havent met the guy and you are already judging. Thats very close minded of you Bro and I should be the one being dissapointed in you.

Just admit it, you're sooo jelous of Martin just cause he will get his fame and fortune eventually and you're at your basement playin music instrument with your band boys hoping to make it to the music industry but you're not cause you guys are not moving your asses.

ok, Keep it up with your raging hormones and soon you will get AIDS and Herpes and dont blame me for not warning you. I'm sure you're aware of that considering that you're 26. When are you going to start taking responsibilities? Do you even plan to get married and have a family or you plan to screw around for the rest of your lives and end up single and old and with no one around you and eventually will end up in the old folks home all by yourself?

Do you know that it will be a great advantage for you to do the housework and cooking so that you could learn how to cook and also to do some house work so that in the future if you have your own family, you will at least take some responsibilities at home? Not saying that you should be a house husband but at least you have some values to your wife and family.

As your sister, I dont want you to screw up in life. In four years time, you will be 30 years old and then what do you plan to do with your life? Do you intend to just be like you are or you plan to upgrade yourself? Please Bro, think and act wisely. Dont be like our other friends whom have turned theirself in to jail. Do you want that?

Hmnmmm

ANTHONY JAKE KILLUS!!! How many times am I goin to tell you to Shut your YAP. One more time you post something so dirty in here and I will pluck your balls like grapes!

AnthonyKil:
1) I can ask you anything and whatever I want cause like I said, we're soul mates. We're blood Brother and Sister. (Ai am glad that that boyfriend of yours did not touch you. . . I'll be damn piss)
2) Martin is doing ok. He is in Sweden working as a Model. I know LAME, . . GAY. . .
3) Baby, PLEASEEE just call me Hubby I BEG YOU. . . And tell your boyfriend that thats my real name. Hubby Jake Killus or don't tell me you still don't know how to lie
4) Yeah you're right. I should show the ladies some respect considering that I want sex from them.
5) You can ask Martin or ask Jamie. They will tell you that I've became a Virgin. Are you please with me? Its hard but have been doing alot of workout to put my mind of it.
6) Oh, BABE, pleaseee. If you introduce me to a bad girl but personality almost same like you (except the innocent angel personality of yours) she wont mind having a one night stand. So any luck for me? Please ? ? ? ?I'll be a good boy, I promise.
7) Oh No. . . . . Dont tell me your boyfriend is a religious bastard? I'll be so dead and will not want to touch him with his holiness attached to him. . . . . Dont tell me you have become like him as well?
I'll tell you somethin. Back in those days when we were in College, me and da boys were hangin out and we had a voting system to vote who is the most nicest innocent girl in school and you were at the top of the chart! Can you believe it? All the guys thinks that you are innocent. So there! Thats why.

OH SHIT. . . . Why everytime I come down, you always make me cook or do the house work Are you trying to torture me? I'm a man not a woman. . . . . I know your family, the man does the cooking and housework but I'm not from Malaysia babe. . . .

You sounded like you want me to be a virgin forever. . . . . Oh thats nice tat Martin get sto be a model. Anyways, I think he deserves it cause he is tall, has a good physic and good looks so should not be a problem and why are you calling him a gay? Are you jelous? No, I can't call you hubby anymore. He is a very smart guy and he will know eventually. I know it does not mean that we are in love but just for now, please dont create any confusion ok? And enough with the se already!!! or I'll whack your head to ashes! Cant you just park your dick properly where it wont stand up all the time Nope. still not going to introduce you to any girls. I'll introduce you to my guy friends only to be on the safe side .

WHAT? You guys voted who is that what? OH NO YOU DIDNT! You are joking yes? Have you told them that time that I ate earth worms and I drop[ the tallest christmas tree and I hang people's undioe on the ceiling fan? Have you? That will make them change their mind.

Sorry. . . thats what people say "WHEN IN ROME" You come to Malaysia, you be like a Malaysian. When my bf was here, although in his family, the females does the housework but he has no complaints doing the work here so you should to as well. As for me, I will watch from a distance.

AnthonyKil:
Gabby, now how many more times are you going to spank me? Ok, Just spank me all you want, I deserve it and I've been missing you alot.
I hope when I go there to visit you, you don't treat me less compared to your BF. I don't appreciate it and will not learn to like him at all.

And what is wrong with lovin a Pussy. Every guys loves a girls pussy. Its like a slice of Heaven!

Ok girl, you gotta get your head straight. Are you actually askin me what am I doin in here I was trying to get hold of you for this past one year and guess where you at? IN HERE!!!

Why? You dont get enough spanking do you you Shmuck! Cut it out with the girls private part. . . . . WHat is the matter with you? You're already a pervert in the inside, dont have to be a pervert on the outside as well. . . . . Please whateva you do Bro, I hope you are not staying in here for too long ok?

AnthonyKil:
Are you actually offended of me asking you that question? What is wrong with you? We're like Blood Soul Mates and we use to tell each other every single thing so its not wrong that I ask you that question. And now what? You have decided to call me Anthony and no more Hubby just cause you meet that Black dude of yours I'm actually very dissapointed with you Gabby.

And no, I have not had sex for almost a year now and have changed just cause you told me too but I think I'm going to be a Player once again.  I just LOVE Da LADIES!!!

I think that Black Dude has poisoned you. Your Virginity meant the world to you and why you say all these things out of a sudden I don't know babe, if I know any better, I thinm your boyfriend is not worth for you. . . . .

And no, I havent got any girlfriend. I find most girls annoying and retarded. . . . . Maybe you can introduce me to your cousin sisters (preferably the ones which is the same personality like you. heheh!) But I don't want your nice innocent personality. I want a BAD GIRL!!! 

1) Do you know that it is not nice to ask a girl if she is a virgin or not?
2) You havent answered my question. How is Martin Askenback?
3) Yes, I have decided to call you Anthony and also I have decided not to play wrestling with you anymore. Whats the point, you always win anyways! 
4) Are you mocking the females? If the ladies here hears you saying this, they will bash you up to pieces do you know that? Mind your language and have some respect for the ladies!   
5) Are you sure you havent had sex for almost a year ? I don't believe you cause I know you too well. You're a Hot BUGGER!
6) And NO. I will never introduce you to any females at all. If you want to contnue being a Player, why should I introduce you to them?You'll go sleepin with them and dumpin them the next day and than I will be so embarrased that I have ever introduced you to them to begin with so stop spoiling my reputation.
7) For your information, my boyfriend is the complete opposite from you so I don't expect any of you to like each other. But please at least don't show your horns when you meet him ok?
8 ) Me Innocent? Nice? Since when

By the way, if you come down here, you will have to cook in the kitchen with my brother this time as its his turn to cook the whole month so you're lucky this time that its not my father or my uncle cooking. My boyfriend did the cooking with my father last week. haha! Poor him

AnthonyKil:
No, I thought you were silent cause you were just being polite?
Thank God you did not fall for that friend of mine. He is plain evil like me do you know that? We both are the same if you know what I mean. . . but however, I need to see this boyfriend of yours. . . I don't know how sure are you that he is that good for you.
Uhm. . . . I'm sorry but I really need to ask you this question if you don't mind. Did he touch you?

MR ANTHONY JAKE KILLUS!!! What kind of a question is that If you meant my virginity, NO. . . I'm keeping it. You happy now?
And does it matter to you if I break it?
Well, whether you think that he is good or not, I'm sure he is better off than you and your dear friend. or have you change? Please tell me you are a good guy right now.

Are you still into . . . nevermind. I have to go. I'll talk to you later ok. Bye Bro.

WHAT? You think I was joking back then? Why do you think I stayed so quiet when I saw your clasmate (I cant remember his name but he's the Jamaican guy which know how to cook). I get so nervous just looking at him and when he cooks. DAMN!!! I was lost into space. . . . .
Black guys, white guys, asian guys, european guys, Love them all but its just that I think the black guys are the winners.
(I still love you Bro)
Martin How is he? Is he still in the US or back in Sweden? If you come down here, I have so many catching up to do with you.
HEY!!! Stop callin my bf not handsome. You're just jelous!
I dont know how I end up with this love thang. It just happened all of the sudden. How about you? Got any gf so far?

Sorry Anthony. I don't know where to find you and we havent been talking for almost a year and yet you ask me why I did njot tell you? Lets just say that I have slapped my own face. I thought I wont fall in love and have been there for almost 24 years. I don't know what happen this year.

I'll tell you about him another day ok?

I'll show you his picture. Look at my Profile pic.

We continue this in your thread Bro. Miss you alot.

AnthonyKil:
Babe, you don't have to be so harsh on the males. I'm your man and will always be your man. You know that? I don't mind being your PA if you want me to. Who cares? As long as you're happy Angel.

Hubs, I think I have to tell you that I have a bf and we have been dating for 9 months. So I think I cannot call you Hubs anymore otherwise it will sound so weird. HEheh! Anyways, if you come down next month to my place, I will introduce you to him ok?

So whatever you do, dont call me Angel or your wife cause you will cause a misunderstanding. And no, we are not playing any wrestling.

AnthonyKil:
As long as you have a pussy, you are not ugly at all.

DONT MAKE ME SPANK YOU IN LA!!! Be nice in here. . . . .

What are you doin in here by the way

AnthonyKil:
I FEAR NOTHING as I am a genuine man.

Are you sure about that?!? I'll give you your worse nightmare. Remember that??

Hubby? Is that you white boy OH MY GAWD. . . .  It is you!!!       

How are you Hubs? Where you at right now?

I can't believe I can meet you in here. . . 

I hardly almost cannot notice you because you change your eye colour. What happen to your Dark red eyes? Got bored with it?

Cayon:
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

HAHA! Nice one!

deor03:
Then my dear keep on keeping on. .

But to be honest with you. I control myself to a great deal;also i did not enable the "reply alert".

Just like now. I am going to bed and i won't come here until 5pm my local time . That's about 16 hours from now!

Wow! I really admire you for your great sense of willpower. Ok, maybe you are right. I should alocate myself certain time to come in here and the rest of the time, I shouldn't bother and just do my daily routine. Hope I can do it which I know will be very difficult.

When my bf was around for a week, I did not visit Nairaland at all so I think he is one of my cure for this addiction.

I have this small icon at the bottom of my desktop. It shows me when theres a reply from Nairaland and its yellow in colour. When it pops up, I cannot help but to click it and read it.
And thats where the addiction starts

And also I cannot help it if there are many Posters in here whom keeps posting very interesting threads. 

deor03:
Na today!! . You aren't going no where. Let's bet it

The best way to leave is NOT to have internet but i guess it's not possible

YIKES!!! Now that will be a big problem. . .
No, I dont want to bet. I'm actually thinking that you might be right

have often wondered about this.so i thought it best to put it out to you guys. is age same with maturity or are they two different things entirely?

NOPE. . .

davidylan:
i thot the gabby chic said bye bye on a thread before? You lost your pencil?

Dave Boy, I said in 1 week. ONE WEEK. . .

Radiant:
I think women have issues rather. What's wrong with the idea? Nothing really. It's just the way the guy feels but don't be deceived 'cause calling you mom don't mean he'll end up marrying you.

So you're okay with your bf calling you mom and then you will act like his mother? Cause I know mothers are the ones whom born you and take care of you in a motherly way. No sex and no intimacy feeling so for him to call you mother, dont you find that awkward?

Dakore:
that's silly

so "mom" is a new word for girlfriend?
then, what's the new word for mother?

Exactly!

Well, cause I had a position change and it requires me to be on duty 24/7 and with this Nairaland, I can't seem to concentrate on anything else. However, I really will do miss this place. I actually had more than 600 post in here but some of the thread got deleted. . . . .

omowhyou:
na so we see am o. All the same nothing do u, u are welcome

Eh? Ok Now I dont get that. Sorry. . .

Guys, continue bragging about how great you are. In the end of the day, you're cursing your own grandmother, mother, sisters, cousin sisters, daughters.

Yeah, God will always bless Eldee. Bless him with a Big Yappin Mouth

Eldeee, If I bore you why bother answering back? Maybe you bore yourself. Drag to court? Be my guest  Besides my statement above was proven and documented to begin with and you have nothin else to say. HATER. . . . .

I still say follow this and you will be your own wedding planner!

Ok this is one website which I have been using to plan weddings. I find it very helpful so you could check it out.

http://tools.weddingsmalaysia.com/ad-login-login-login

Its a malaysian website but its still usable to anyone and the checklist is very good.

1) Click on Join now

2) Register

3)Login

4)And Voila! You have your wedding tools!


THE WEBSITE IS FOR FREE TO JOIN AND IT DOES NOT COST ANYTHING

iz2much:
That Must be so romantic."Shirt Off and cooking at the same time"

Oh Yeah! 100% proof Orgasm

Not really

Am speaking in Manglish most of the time in here like you guys speaks in Pidgin English

Men are World Leaders Ya Da Ya Da Ya Da Ya Da BLA BLA BLA BLA. . . No wonder the world is such a bad place to live in concidering of all the crimes they have made. Keep it up. Fill the Hell with more of your kind. As for us, we will keep quiet and end up in heaven.

C'mon, God created women because Man needed a PA
If not he'll have made us able to procreate

Did he need a female God to get Jesus?
Remember that we were to be in his own IMAGE and LIKENESS

Men needed a PA? Well Why do I find this not familiar? It was proven that men get heartbroken twice much compare to a female after a breakup! So you think they treat their female as a PA? Give me a break. I am sure after you breakup with your gf, you will surely cry like a school girl. . .

Hello? Didn't Mary gave birth to Jesus and she is a female isn't she? Go to Sunday School and relearn again Arrow!

francessby:
Can i see your pix because you are a big time loser, you better wake up

HAHA! Funny. . . . .