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Food › Re: Machine That Peel Oranage Under 5secs Spotted In Lagos By An Orange Seller by gaby(m): 5:08am On Mar 29, 2019
Beautiful invention...but I know say e no go sweet like the one wey dem aboki use hand wey dem take wash nyansh and prickk plus blow nose, peel...lol
Health › Re: Mentally Challenged Lady Spotted Dancing And Smoking In Edo State. Photos by gaby(m): 10:07pm On Mar 28, 2019
Watagwan man...mi wan big up mi chest like a box of matches...mister selecter bust up the cylinder yeah..airee man or else mi put u to sleep man...

Una dey laugh our Edo commissioner for happiness and ambassador to Jamaica? Una well so?

She just test and confirm say the weed na authentic fom Kwale...that's our "Igbo Nafdac DG" na she dey test and confirm every in-bound smoke...

But come oo...una sure say no be my aunty Cynthia Morgan be dat?

The guy wey kpake dis one pata dey Jokers night club dey use champagne dey wash hand...

It is well oo
Crime › Re: Criminal Gang Led By Nigerian Yahoo Boy And His Brother Busted In The UK. Photos by gaby(m): 9:54pm On Mar 28, 2019
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Crime › Re: Criminal Gang Led By Nigerian Yahoo Boy And His Brother Busted In The UK. Photos by gaby(m): 9:53pm On Mar 28, 2019
Eyyaaa....some slay queens don enter labour market to join the over-saturated space again...una kpele

Hustle continues....

Family of thieves..

I'm very sure the Abdul guy must be some Northern rich kids sent there for studies who ended up allowing himself to be enticed by the flashings of some extra Pounds Sterlings to provide his account for a percentage...

Do the time guys...
Crime › Re: Man Stripped Unclad To Collect Back His Key Seized By Toyota Driver by gaby(m):
A deadly mix of lethal cowardice and mental fagg in full glare....

Mad people everywhere....hunger has repackaged some brains to be able to pretend for at least 12 hours out of the 24 hrs in a day by putting on some temporary garbs just so they can conveniently mix up with the few sanes and hustle them for a living as mostly drivers...keke oo...danfo oo..okada ooo whatever it is that ferries passengers commercially are mostly piloted by kolomentals in Nigeria...
Christianity Etc › Re: "I Was Healed Of HIV At Father Ebube Muonso's Adoration Ministry" - Lady (Video) by gaby(m): 7:38pm On Mar 28, 2019
By the look of her it is probable that the purported HIV is a follow come and so damn sure understands that body so very well and is most likely chilling at a corner of that body, observing and yimuing them..

One thing is certain though, and that is...

Hunger needs to be healed and banished from that body...

Fada give her food..
Crime › Re: Lady Nabbed After Stabbing Her Boyfriend Over A Phone Call. Graphic Photos by gaby(m): 6:12pm On Mar 28, 2019
Black widow...Gademnit

See the thing Dracula teeth....this one na cannibal...

She obviously sees the guy as her one and only hope for a partner...
Politics › Re: Mustapha Mona Audu Declares For Kogi Governorship Race, Vows To End Hunger by gaby(m):
Stomach infrastructure 2.0 designed to perpetually keep the black man a consumer thereby ensuring he forgets to be a creator or inventor...

Na so so chop chop...

The day the black man succeeds in disentangling himself from his stomach slavery, this will mark the renaissance of a greater race and a halt to such campaigns of mockery and calumny by these political Neanderthals and nicompoops...
Crime › Re: Man, 22, Rapes Housewife, 35, On Way To Church Vigil by gaby(m): 9:59am On Mar 28, 2019
From the look on his face it is very easy to tell that he is a product of this act of his by a rapist, armed robber father. Lets hope and pray this vicious cycle of evil will get severed from now on.
Useless pikin dey rape him mama age mate...

Tueehhh on you niggerr
Crime › Re: Fraudster Confesses Using Photos Of This Lady To Scam, Promises Compensation by gaby(m): 6:16am On Mar 28, 2019
Yahoo girl wey get small conscience...wished our politicians can show us just a lil bit of this...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Take A Look At This Hilarious Letter Written To Apply To A Filling Station Job by gaby(m): 6:12am On Mar 28, 2019
He deserves the job without any further interview. ..
Romance › Re: "Am Tired Of Wearing Panties" - Lady Cries Out, Nigerians React by gaby(m): 6:12am On Mar 28, 2019
Pikin wey don ready to cry before you come go give am konk for head begin pet am make e no cry...my friend, wetin you dey find na wahala and you go get wahala...
Celebrities › Re: Amara Kanu And Daughter Stuns In Matching Outfits by gaby(m): 6:09am On Mar 28, 2019
Beautiful and a potentially tall kid..
Crime › Re: Migrants Hijack Marchant Ship That Rescued Them From Libya by gaby(m): 6:06am On Mar 28, 2019
Drop the mofos back into the water forcefully...

If only they were this bold and rugged with their respective governments back home...they wouldn't have taken the risks of enslaving and endangering their lives through the deserts and seas.
Education › Re: Iron Rod From Abandoned Gutter Injures Schoolgirl In Her Private Part [PHOTO] by gaby(m): 6:01am On Mar 28, 2019
Chaiii...

Wetin she find enter there in God's name...these kids ehn..

I pray she recovers well and safe...
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Son, Zion Swag Up In New Photos by gaby(m): 6:00am On Mar 28, 2019
Fine swaggerlicious boy....

No sha go small like your papa oo
Crime › Re: Fake Herbalist Bags 97 Years In Jail Over ₦5.6M Fraud by gaby(m): 10:10pm On Mar 27, 2019
Which kind judge wey no sabi him work be this? Na suegbe we dey call this kind one...

If I were to be the judge, I'd have asked the prosecuting counsel to take me to the plaintiff's grave...in the absence of a grave and the presence of the plaintiff still living...I would simply rule out the case because the defendant delivered on his promise to deliver the plaintiff from untimely death so far...

Kai...I for no run leave school oo I for be one kind yaw yaw Judge sha...
Family › Re: How Britmax International School Lokogoma Abuja Gruesomely Murdered Michelle by gaby(m): 10:01pm On Mar 27, 2019
Heartbreaking to lose a child...I just can't imagine it...
Crime › Re: Woman’s Corpse Found Floating In A River In Okrika, Rivers State (Graphic Photo) by gaby(m): 9:41pm On Mar 27, 2019
This is indeed Rivers of blood....

May her soul find rest...
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Pictures Of Wizkid And Zlatan Ibile by gaby(m): 9:38pm On Mar 27, 2019
Tintinnoty:
May God bless you for the smile you just put on my face. This comment from you sure made my day.
You are welcome always bro...it makes me sleep well each day I'm able to help at least one of us smile. ...

So much stress in the world already why not just live it up and be happy...
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law And Wife, Stacy Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary by gaby(m): 8:22pm On Mar 27, 2019
Bi-racial couple...congratulations
Family › Re: Why A Cheating Wife Is Dangerous by gaby(m): 8:17pm On Mar 27, 2019
Spot on and right on the bull's eye...
Business › Re: Nigerian Mogul Elumelu Targets $2.5 Billion Power Build-out by gaby(m): 8:09pm On Mar 27, 2019
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Business › Re: Nigerian Mogul Elumelu Targets $2.5 Billion Power Build-out by gaby(m): 8:03pm On Mar 27, 2019
Well done Tony this is very do-able and I am supporting this vision of yours with a little token of $1b ...no vex abeg just manage am...I would have done more you know me well if not that I just lent that Yankee boy Billy the gateman some Dolls...
Business › Re: Bolaji Oluwadunsin: Nairalander Wins 2019 Tony Elumelu Foundation Grant Of $5000 by gaby(m): 5:50pm On Mar 27, 2019
Congrats dearie...I partake in your celebration. ..
Travel › Re: When Keke Napep Goes International, Debuts In UK As OLA Liverpool - Photos by gaby(m): 4:24pm On Mar 27, 2019
This is Uber Keke and will most definitely be a super hit knowing how adventurous and open the whites are to trying out new stuffs.

Even the kekes will be different from the trashes sent sown to Africa in spec and all other configurations.

Great thinking...beautiful concept...
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Pictures Of Wizkid And Zlatan Ibile by gaby(m):
Hunger and poverty are bastard siblings that needs extermination from the world...

See as Zlatan resemble one blind Kenyan beggar...he ws even a mobile bill board for MTN then...

It is well
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Kills His Wife In Mozambique ( Graphic Photos) by gaby(m): 4:00pm On Mar 27, 2019
Bad Nigerian export and ambassador...
Crime › Re: New Trick Used By Ritualists, Please Take Note!!! by gaby(m): 3:33pm On Mar 27, 2019
God forbid anyone I know falls victim to these asswipes..
Politics › Re: Tinubu @ 67: The Jagaban Of Borgu by gaby(m): 3:29pm On Mar 27, 2019
He looks 80ish presently though...

Happy birthday Lagos Landlord...
Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by gaby(m): 3:10pm On Mar 27, 2019
Beautiful African women slaying in our African traditional attires...

Lovely...

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