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odeebee:
Even if you follow Seun Osewa start nairaland. No be for social media I go compete with you

Abeg go find one corner hang put...you hear me??

Empty barrels wey dey tombolo pass...

O ye Blackface the ever bitter man...how do you expect to attract anything sweet that has nothing black in it with this attitude and name of yours?

You've rendered yourself a slave to hatred and un-forgiveness which is certainly enough to keep pulling you down because it seats comfortably on your neck like an albatross.

Nature's laws are pretty well direct on these sorta stuffs bro...

You attract what you exude man...it is now left for you to choose what energy you want to attract...positive or negative...

Quit with the hate and live it up...you still have a whole life ahead of you....you can still break everyone of African Queen's record. Stop living and wallowing in the forgone..

odeebee:
Na street be nairaland so I expect all these insult from kidz like you.

Lol...wahala boku...

Check my profile oga...how old were you when I joined this forum in 2006...you don dey use phone then?

Very funny guy..ego no let you take simple correction...how you wan take learn...? Smh

I'm very sure the guys volunteered to take a lash for their cows too because those cows deserve an equal flogging as well.

But that's a fulani man's life for you...he'd rather lay his life down for his cow...

See as the cow dey look dem...for the cow mind now e go say " na so you dey flog me everyday..good for you"..

Shameless Agbaya man and small yeye girl wey toto water never dry from her head.....this life don finish aswear...

I go look for this old man daughter...

This Seun never see better gbege I swear...with all these him mods wey dey flash people faces up and down anyhow without doing due diligence...

One person go soon sue am den shut down this site like the Mattharoo sisters and naijagistlive...

Incompetence all over..

Na wa oo

odeebee:
Simple GST 101 you no sabi.

Lol....na GTB 8bn...keep fooling yourself.
Dundee United FC of Nigeria

odeebee:
Impossible God.

Your God is impossible? ?

Beautiful and worthy of celebration. .

Make she still show us the cuties face well na like aunty Linda and Jboy

The name of the hotel alone is enough to tell you the kinda service or food you'd be getting there "ayama"...

Can't forget my first and ever armed robbery attack gosh...

'Twas 2008 and I had just visited Nig. and decided it'd be best to lodge close to my folks somewhere around berger for fear of my presence at home inviting the owners of the night.

I'd gone chilling at the bar one lovely sunny day enjoying my Marlboro and Big stout while my business manager was seated next to me giving account of his custody of my business.

Some scruffy looking dudes were seated not far from us and were sharing a bottle, a sight that obviously brought back memories of my struggle days on the streets of Mafoluku Oshodi as a young lad. So, I discreetly motioned to the waitress and told her to tend to these guys on my bill....who send me message...

They ordered Turkeys and drinks to their fill, thanked me while I headed back to my room jogodoish...

Meanwhile, I had been checked into a room on the top floor but complained and got moved to a different room that morning.

I was startled awake to bangings and commands of "open the door or you go die if we break am. Jesuuu..

Infact the beating wey I receive that day with cutlass and gun butts ehn...still got a scar from that night on my head.

They had first gone upstairs to my former room and brought down the door because no one was responding to their orders from the room.

While their female compatriots are busy in the unenviable industry of wacking Arabu men hot shiit these ones are robbing hard working people off their sweats worth.

This is division of labour by the Nigerian expats to the UAE.

Dem for go look for arabu women shiit to eat na abi the women no sabi yagbe?

Idiotic lazy Nigerian youths. Dem go come Nigeria come dey give the ignorant ones hbp..

Crack headed dundee. E be like say this babe don dwy smoke shiit for Dubai...

"Na Virgina" she get no be vagina...

Dundee United

Hmm

Rag tag heartless demons.

They should just forget a hot lead or two in his wasted brains after the debriefing...he's worthless alive...

Codeine and tramadol junkies...

Bullcrap ass usual...

Nairaland is on a train without brakes, galloping fast through the steeps and headed for the dogs.

sinaj:
To see his wife's face.

He once said that some years back.

He is a lucky man.

Wow...

Very lucky and naturally gifted man...his diction is top notch too...

Kudos to his wife...

Awesomely beautiful....

His greatest wish must be to just have his sight restored so he could at least see what his boys look like.

God is great though...

Cool family

Innocently dabaruing GT bank...

What a sorry sight to behold..someone's daughter, sibling and friend. I decree healing upon her.

I can imagine her brother's state of mind upon being greeted with such a call...

It is well..

Please get that young girl away from that chain and bondage. Go get her tested ASAP for typhoid and get her properly treated.

Don Jazzy senior him papa??

Come and see ooo

Agbada don hook for barb wire

This will definitely make it into the law books especially for students e.g Innoson v Gtbank 2019..

A very serious precedence been set..

Hmmm

Ekaette disappoint me iyeneke confusion....

Agbero na still agbero sha...upon every attempt at disguising the real him..a proper look will still give him away upon hearing his name despite the monkey coat...

fw71497:
If u c yr own share own share of life awesome capacity to render u helpless u go know say u dey talk trash make punishe u u no fit cum end yr problem. Fucking ajebo

Incomprehensible lazy tripe...tuehh

Check my siggy to understand I'm no ajebo...

I would only feel sorry for him if depression was what drove him to this end.

If he did it out of the usual hardship of life...then I'd say he is a lazy arse and a good riddance.

Whoever takes his or her own life by citing hunger or the economy deserves to truly go back to his or her maker not with all the fallow bushes and farm lands the country is blessed with.

People would rather leave their cosy villages where everything is green and natural to come live in shacks in the cities and go complaining of hardship.

Nonsense lazy people..

Plough the land and contribute to the economy and quit grumbling..

The people mocking him are all that's wrong with our society and country...what a shame. .

When a society has settled for and generally accepted that earning a honest living is something to be ashamed of, then you know it is truly finished.

So sad to realise that my hopeless optimism for a better crop of tomorrow's leaders has all along been erroneous.

I thank God for my life sha...I no sabi look people face or listen to rubbish talks..

What a hopeless generation...

Na Sambisa you dey live abi "Burantashi" the snake charming/farmer COAS na you Neighbor?

The pattern makes it look like a member of the cobra family but can I please call a friend to ask?

Ring ring....

Lalasticlala...please what's the name of this your family member....

"Feature man" featuring in your nunu blockbuster...see as the two of them resemble Kenyans..

But some women greedy sha and are hell bent at stopping that biblical prophecy but na lie...dem no fit because God is not a man that he should lie neither is he the son of man that he should repent. Chai I remember this memory verse that year wey we go stand for front of church dey quote them.

Why women go hold on so dearly to every other thing wey dey bible but when it gets to this very topic them go dey behave like oluku worshippers...

Some smart ones like the babe above key into the prophecy one time..

Wicked agbaya aunty dem wey rob our cradles....

We say no to sexual molestation/violence against men...

Cave dwellers...

Na the best carpenter for the State build that thing..