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Confused confusionists.

Yuzedo fine babe..

I dey help her fear sha...make she no go pick that dress for ground because those bobby I'm sure have lost every contours to keep holding that dress from slipping down to the ground. Na dat time you go hear: Aunty Rita, see your dress for ground. E don fall..

This is a very very rough play.

oluwaahmed:
That's not the issue, the issue of whether a double was placed instead of buhari should be resolved. I mean if I were a democratically elected president an someone is claiming I died & replaced so that my tribe will continue to govern and my citizens are beginning to believe him especially with obvious pictorial evidence, I will hold a live broadcasted DNA testing in 3 different hospitals in Europe, America and Asia. I will speak my native tongue fluently and give details about my past. That way I have rendered these peoples accusations void and can then go ahead and prosecuted the them.
Shikena

To even believe what you call pictorial evidence is very laughable.

The truth is, if Buhari had taken seriously ill outside the Presidency like he did as a President with unfettered access to so much funds to tend to the ailment, his chances of making it out alive would have been almost zilch.

Yeah he took ill, an old man and pictures abound of him looking gauntly and sickly. But heck, after recovery how was he supposed to look?

Come on....some issues are best left unresponded to abeg.

biosilicon:
Its unfortunate you dont even think its possible. Anyway suit yourself.

Just as I'd advise you to suit yourself too.

Lomprico2:
Watch it first b4 judging!

Do well to type in the word "judging" into google/dictionary, you'd be helped immensely and appreciate the creators.

Lomprico2:
Watch it first b4 judging!

Do well to type in the word "judging" into google, you'd be helped immensely and appreciate the creators.

Lomprico2:
Watch it first b4 judging!

Google a dictionary and type in the word "judging", you'd be helped immensely.

biosilicon:
Broaden your mind. Stop living in ignorance. Refuse to be among the fools of the nigerian masses. There is no smoke without fire. What any person that thinks rationally will advocate for given the seriousness of the mattet will be for the president to shame all his critics and prove beyond any doubt that he is indeed buhari. Its a shame So far that has not happened.

Talking about ignorance, that'd fit squarely with anyone like you who actually believed any of the conjectures about cloning or a Buhari double just as yourself my friend.

Some issues are so laughable, ridiculous and undeserving of a comment just like your submission above.

To even seat waiting for a comment before believing the truth or lies of such insane concoctions truly makes me want to call you the ignorant one here.

A cloned or body-double Buhari will be invited to the white house for a meeting with Trump knowing how Donald is an "Iyana paja" not to talk about getting clearance from the CIA before such invites are extended.

Make una grow up and learn to use una head. No be every thing dem dey respond to.

If na me, I no go do piiim I go just dey my corner dey laugh una...

As an addition,

A Jubril from Sudan will fire the country's chief spy officer and he'd go without creating a national furore. Or Tinubu whom we all know how ambitious and hungry to have his hands on the national pot will seat and pass on this opportunity to make his protege Osinbanjo a natural successor to the throne like in the days of GEJ?

She would make for a very beautiful model in the slammer...

They keep dumping and counter dumping even with zero electoral values while forgetting to lay bear their manifestos and plans to the electorates to help them make a choice.

Empty skulls who believe getting into an elective position is based on blackmail and threats.

The guy should have gone impersonating EFCC to help us defraud Shekarau. He would have been conferred with the national award of GCFR for such a feat.

This guy suppose impersonate EFCC go meet Shekarau help all of us scam am. Na award of GCFR we for confer on am.

My learned colleague should have been allowed to put out a scathing and gargantuan statement in our usual language.

Captain Hosa, too much money.

Lol...

Even if the South East were asked to put forward a Presidential candidate today or whenever it is finally zoned to the region, these are exactly the same nonsense beefs you'd see and read about.

And one man will come say the Igbos are independents and have no one leader because everyone is a boss. These are actually a result of such a style. It only breeds chaos, disunity and egocentrics.

Hmmm

I knew that whatever Ini was venting had been discussed and analysed already with Uche she was only a mouthpiece to deliver the message.

Na 4/5 thousand be the stash of cash?

Oritsewhandey:
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DON'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER TO THIS!!! IT IS DEMONIC.

My dearest mum did similar to this type but it took us children decades to break forth into BREAKTHROUGH. Several years of forgiveness appeals to God.
Mouth can't explain setback such evil things like this festival causes children. Family fine, now. All prosperous. Pains of yester-years can't be forgotten easily. True live story. All family delivered from that bondage. Praise God.

Wow...as well as I knew this was possible, I never looked at it from this angle. You are very correct I must admit.

Hmm

Thank God.

I always had a hunch they'd be found.

He should be smart enough to also send some traffic wardens popular known as "yellow fever" incase there is traffic when the boys are moving from point A-B to take over military bases.

Nice transmission from our very own transformer Jack Bauer.

Hmmm

Looking at the names of these new appointees, isn't it safe to believe that kpomo and leather are truly one and the same?

How is the funkified and y2k compliant Atiku now different from the purportedly cloned and old-school Buhari.

Wherever it swings my people, let's enjoy being Northerners for yet another 4 years.

Abeg make una tell am to appoint me as special assistant on "going to US embassy and visa application matters".

Dem don share office forget Deji for slammer? Na wa oo

I trust my fellow olopas...many of dem go don sack dem sef pack go their village...

He should be smart enough to also send some traffic wardens popular known as "yellow fever" incase there is traffic when the boys are moving from point A-B to take over military bases.

Nice transmission from our very own transformer Jack Bauer.

Unable to watch the video for whatever reason, but I'm very sure the content of Oyedepo's statement in the video is different from what is reported, based on his intelligence and persona.

In case I'm wrong, that'd be disappointing, because one would expect people of his status and enormous follower-ship to be mindful of their utterances especially as it relates to National issues so as not to be seen as fanning the embers.

This is pure evil, unacceptable and highly condemnable.

On a lighter note,

Are you sure this guy didn't learn the art of panel beating from Baba Sharafa in Mushin?

E be like say Osogbo and Kwale weed dey learn work where Israeli "igbo" dey o...

Which kind confusion be dis na.

Nairalane:
quote author=gaby post=73477880]Hmmm...I feel so sorry for her.

I pray she gets the needed help soon.

Gaby, how far........ You won't believe me, up to this minute, I've not been able to download the book.... In as much, that I'd love to have a copy..... Then market it for you by sharing your links too..... I believe your colorful way of writing will take you from Amazon space to Amazing grace of writer's wealth........

Awww bro...long time. Do me a pm could send you a paper back.

Thanks much for the prayers.

Lol.

Even though I see this topic of cloning/ Jubril from Sudan as one truly undeserving of a reaction, it's funny how Bubu most of the time loses his voice in Nigeria but becomes a talkative the moment he goes off-shore which further seems to fuel these silly rumours. Baba is truly an international President..lol

SAMBARRY:
what is enviable about this disgusting practice. Their mates in the west are being celebrated for innovation in science and technology, they're celebrating a tiny piece of flesh and they're even awarding certificates



Please let's stop these embarrassment. Stop objectifying and reducing women to sexual beings.see painted bodies.no bra,no blouse.smj

If this culture is indeed not worthy of a celebration due to the reasons you submitted (which I agree with to an extent) even in the midst of of the sexual immorality prevalent among teens these days, we shouldn't forget to copy celebrating some of the West's immoralities including their "gay pride parade" because everything they do is right and as such we must emulate them.

pacino26:
Video call for that matter

The new trend now is "IGP this or that" since the FSARS ban.

No mind the buffoons.

Yes o video call from thuraya..