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Politics › Re: Eunice Atuejide Slams Donald Duke On Homosexuality by gaby(m): 3:28pm On Sep 03, 2018
Opportunity for an uppercut from an opponent and to shine under Donald's gaffe.

This lady seems to be the only smart politician among the long array of pretenders to the throne, who follows the news and patiently waits to take advantage of an opponent's suicidal misnomer, which is clearly plentiful to the discerning.

Well done madam.

Enjoy my siggy guys...
Sports › Re: Wenger To Replace Mourinho At Manchester United by gaby(m): 2:06pm On Sep 03, 2018
If this turns out to be true, which I seriously doubt, it'd make this my parable sound apt:

"A Sensible man wey him two eyes still complete no need to laugh or mock man wey get one eye, because him never live him own life finish to know wether na him two eyes go blind"

One love my people.

Enjoy my siggy
Literature › Re: Urgent Help Needed With Publishers And How They Work by gaby(op): 1:50pm On Sep 03, 2018
WUdec:
If the publishing deal is in Nigeria, hold back your work.

Get it registered outside first under foreign intellectual property law e.g. copyright. Acquire an international one and not a national one. Then you could bring it to the Nigerian demographic.

Nigerian publishing companies can duplicate and distribute your work without permission and rip you off millions of royalties you are entitled to as there is no royalty system that works in their world.

They will begin selling your work to schools, tv stations and bookstands and giving you nothing off the proceeeds. A lot of people at this moment will seek your permission to share your work. Not all will have good intentions

Get your work translated into 4 languages mainly French, Spanish, Mandarin and Arabic. And acquire a digital license. Though this may not be easy.

Once you succeed in the translation part, then you are ready to pitch to international markets.

If you forward a link to an excerpt of your book to more than 100 publishing companies out in the west, you will get at least 3 people interested in your book. If lucky, a scriptwriter could be interested.

To send to multiple emails at once, use any mass sender software. Ya tu sabe navigar este parte por que si recuerdo, tu tienes experencia en tu pasado relacionado con eso.

Use wix or any other means to upload your excerpts online


Suerte!
Did you a mail.
Literature › Re: Urgent Help Needed With Publishers And How They Work by gaby(op): 12:54pm On Sep 03, 2018
WUdec:
If the publishing deal is in Nigeria, hold back your work.

Get it registered outside first under foreign intellectual property law e.g. copyright. Acquire an international one and not a national one. Then you could bring it to the Nigerian demographic.

Nigerian publishing companies can duplicate and distribute your work without permission and rip you off millions of royalties you are entitled to as there is no royalty system that works in their world.

They will begin selling your work to schools, tv stations and bookstands and giving you nothing off the proceeeds. A lot of people at this moment will seek your permission to share your work. Not all will have good intentions

Get your work translated into 4 languages mainly French, Spanish, Mandarin and Arabic. And acquire a digital license. Though this may not be easy.

Once you succeed in the translation part, then you are ready to pitch to international markets.

If you forward a link to an excerpt of your book to more than 100 publishing companies out in the west, you will get at least 3 people interested in your book. If lucky, a scriptwriter could be interested.

To send to multiple emails at once, use any mass sender software. Ya tu sabe navigar este parte por que si recuerdo, tu tienes experencia en tu pasado relacionado con eso.

Use wix or any other means to upload your excerpts online


Suerte!
Literature › Re: Urgent Help Needed With Publishers And How They Work by gaby(op): 12:53pm On Sep 03, 2018
WUdec:
If the publishing deal is in Nigeria, hold back your work.

Get it registered outside first under foreign intellectual property law e.g. copyright. Acquire an international one and not a national one. Then you could bring it to the Nigerian demographic.

Nigerian publishing companies can duplicate and distribute your work without permission and rip you off millions of royalties you are entitled to as there is no royalty system that works in their world.

They will begin selling your work to schools, tv stations and bookstands and giving you nothing off the proceeeds. A lot of people at this moment will seek your permission to share your work. Not all will have good intentions

Get your work translated into 4 languages mainly French, Spanish, Mandarin and Arabic. And acquire a digital license. Though this may not be easy.

Once you succeed in the translation part, then you are ready to pitch to international markets.

If you forward a link to an excerpt of your book to more than 100 publishing companies out in the west, you will get at least 3 people interested in your book. If lucky, a scriptwriter could be interested.

To send to multiple emails at once, use any mass sender software. Ya tu sabe navigar este parte por que si recuerdo, tu tienes experencia en tu pasado relacionado con eso.

Use wix or any other means to upload your excerpts online


Suerte!
Correct man...I've been stalling on this and now I see how much of a sense it makes.
Politics › Re: MAINA That Stole $500m Is Running For The Office Of Governor Under APC by gaby(m): 12:27pm On Sep 03, 2018
id911:
You guys should stop crying and spitting all over the place! It was an ordinary pension fund he stole, did he steal the entire Nigerian budget? Your opinion is inconsequential as usual. Dr Abdulrasheed Maina is the next Governor of Borno State. If you know, you know
Who be dis...Maina you dey here?

Na wa ooo
Politics › Re: MAINA That Stole $500m Is Running For The Office Of Governor Under APC by gaby(m): 12:23pm On Sep 03, 2018
Lol...contradictory contradictions..

If he fails to steal, where would he find the money to buy the exorbitant APC nomination form.
Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 12:14pm On Sep 03, 2018
WUdec:
@gaby

Gracias amigo. Te he mandado una respuesta. Recibiste mi email?
Si amigo..gracias
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Tipped David Umahi As Next Igbo President by gaby(m):
He still wants to choose a President he might not live to witness for us the supposed future.

What a shamely shame..

This might sound funny and ugly to the ears but the truth from all we see, hear and know is that, the ones who sees themselves as the "original igbos" would rather forfeit the presidency to the Ijaws than have an Eboyian preside in their term.

The above is simply an opinion and not one I am meaning to gloat over. I sincerely wish and pray we, as a people and race will understand how together and united we can do more exploits and confront our common enemies/naysayers in unison.

Enjoy my siggy guys
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi And His Family All Smiles by gaby(m): 11:50am On Sep 03, 2018
Nice one Mikel...you won this match for the ebonies 2:0.

Enjoy my siggy
Romance › Re: Pls Guys Were Can I Find This Song by gaby(m): 11:44am On Sep 03, 2018
So na ogogoro still make you dey single. Oya stop to dey drink am na
Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 11:30am On Sep 03, 2018
WUdec:
Please, I write this because of the huge burden of losing my relative who was as eager as you to return to Europe by all means necessary but he died out of the same desperation despite making money.

He first made it to Germany using an illegally-bought visa, back in the day when schengen visas carried no face and people purchased visas on passport pages and inserted it into oluwole passports.

That night of his arrival, he was persuaded to go clubbing with a few people he met at the house where he stayed. That same night a fight broke out at the club where he was present and the German Police began their immigration control to identify those who were illegally residing in that state. One by one they were checked and immediately he was scooped to the Immigration Detention Center where he was deported to Nigeria a few days later.

He relocated to cotonou where he lived for over 10yrs. He began a successful used clothing business and he was doing quite well until he began having Yes Men, spending and living the lavish life. This led to his downfall.

He relocated back to Nigeria, struggling and doing his best to survive. It was during this time that we met and instantly i could see through his good heart. He was like a brother i never had. We became so close and i decided I was gonna help him out. I connected him to a family member and we discussed a sum to come up with so he could return to his former business.

He was given a fresh start and with the money he returned to cotonou but we never knew he still longed for Europe. From what we heard he was doing so well in cotonou again in less than a yr and he kept it touch occasionally.

Outta da blue one day, he calls me up telling me he's in Libya. I was shocked and asked for his motive. He told me he had embarked on the journey to Europe by road and I need fear not cos he was doing well. He said he was stuck in libya dealing drugs and he would eventually buy his way there. He made a lot of money and I convinced him to join me in the shipping business to and fro Nigeria and leave Libya. He agreed and even sent money to buy some goods. So when I called him up to discuss the list of goods, he asked me to keep the money stating that the money should serve as his token of gratitude for what i did for him back then. I refused to accept but his usual self laughed it off and told me he would never accept it back....$1000. He promised me he was gonna come back to Nigeria when he'd made enough money. The "enough money" part i never really understood.

We kept in touch as he always sought my advice and I was always looking for a way out for him then all of a sudden he stopped calling. 2 yrs went by and i never heard from him.

So i decided to visit his sister at computer village when i visited. She told me he was dead stating that she received a phone call saying he died from drugs he had swallowed to transport to the buyers.

I never believed the story but I wept profusely. He always told me stories of how libyan forces were raiding apartments and killing Nigerians, plus how they were being trafficked by libyans for other treacherous reasons. He once told me of how he saw his friend get shot dead before him while they were on the run.

I concluded he must have been shot or butchered for this was the faith of Nigerians shortly after Gaddafi was killed and libya was destroyed. 2 yrs after gaddafi's fall was when my relative was situated in libya.

His family never saw the body hence they never gave him a burial. He was the only son.

So I say to you, think about the ones that love you and look up to you before you make any life-threatening decision; for they are okay now but if you die, how many can bear the loss and how many will suffer as a result of your actions.

Its been 6 yrs now and I still mourn him. His demise will always serve as a lesson to all that knew him
Let them that have ears....

Sorry about your loss bro.

The awareness campaign drive on this scourge is a project...
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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe In Trouble For Trying Too Hard To Be Like Iyabo Ojo by gaby(m): 10:59am On Sep 03, 2018
And this is why they all go fetish on one another.
Politics › Re: 'Imo People Will Miss Me' – Okorocha Rochas by gaby(m):
True dat "Roaches" my niggy...they'd miss you akpa amu, statutes and putrid vitrols...

Nonsense.

Enjoy my siggy better people.
Politics › Re: 2019: Senators, Reps Insist Buhari Should Sign Electoral Bill by gaby(m): 10:48am On Sep 03, 2018
Hmmm...something is not right here. I don't know what it is, but any time I see these politicians fighting and insisting on something or a bill to be passed, it usually is often times than not something that'd be hugely anti-people and hugely beneficial to themselves.

Because of this, I'd go looking up the electoral bill with my learned googles.
Politics › Re: APC Door-To-Door Campaign For Buhari & Osinajo: Pretty Ladies Employed (Photos) by gaby(m): 10:43am On Sep 03, 2018
Government don include budget for okpoism join? Wonderment shall never finish.

Oya slay slay...let's go there

This is a government backed and sponsored slayism.

Dividends of demostupid.
Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 10:42am On Sep 03, 2018
lobell:
Jump on this mon amigo! Porque, opportunities come but once. This might be it. Salud.
Sure bro...doing the needful.
Travel › Re: Tipper Lorry Smashes Car In Benin City by gaby(m): 10:41am On Sep 03, 2018
PurplePatch:
I was driving out from GRA on my way to work early this morning in Benin city when I came across this accident scene. The taxi driver told me that he was entering second east circular from Ekiosa axis of sakponba road by EDPA when this tipper lorry coming from the ring road axis of the same road, tried to avoid a commercial, bus and ran into his Audi 80 car with reg no. AH 742 LEH. The lorry driver seems to have lost control. Thank God no life was lost.

My people we just entered the "ember ember" months, a period when everybody seems to be more in a hurry than every other period of the year. Please let's drive with care, avoid drink driving, put our vehicles in motorable conditions and always be safety conscious.
Na God hand we dey..
Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 9:29am On Sep 03, 2018
WUdec:
Hola gaby y gilgee

Video is the best way to get your story heard and inspire loads of people especially Españoles and the rest of the world.

I owned a freelance media company back in 3-4 yrs ago and shut down after a lot of companies and clients fled España becos of the recession (ps: google d'nami media) and later I relocated to Oosterhout. Para mi seguridad, no quiero compartir mi locacion ni el pais donde vivo, por aqui. Tu conoces Nigerianos y sabes como son. Too damn nosy.

I'd love to shoot a documentary about this and pitch it to Universal Pictures, London or to telecinco, canal+ etc, spain.

I reckon your story is a better look for blacks out there and will give a lot of ignorant spaniards a deeper look into the reasons for migration, besides looking at every black man like he was Lorey Money.

Si tienes mas amigos con este experencia y piensas que este tema le interesan, mandame un email wale.udeclan@gmail.com or escribirme por aqui en "contacto".

Que tengas un buen dia.

Un saludo
Revisa tu correo por favor..
Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 9:18am On Sep 03, 2018
WUdec:
Hola gaby y gilgee

Video is the best way to get your story heard and inspire loads of people especially Españoles and the rest of the world.

I owned a freelance media company back in 3-4 yrs ago and shut down after a lot of companies and clients fled España becos of the recession (ps: google d'nami media) and later I relocated to Oosterhout. Para mi seguridad, no quiero compartir mi locacion ni el pais donde vivo, por aqui. Tu conoces Nigerianos y sabes como son. Too damn nosy.

I'd love to shoot a documentary about this and pitch it to Universal Pictures, London or to telecinco, canal+ etc, spain.

I reckon your story is a better look for blacks out there and will give a lot of ignorant spaniards a deeper look into the reasons for migration, besides looking at every black man like he was Lorey Money.

Si tienes mas amigos con este experencia y piensas que este tema le interesan, mandame un email wale.udeclan@gmail.com or escribirme por aqui en "contacto".

Que tengas un buen dia.

Un saludo
Wow...mi Dios...mucho gracias mi amigo.
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Politics › Re: Only Atiku Can Restructure Nigeria- Afenifere by gaby(m): 9:13am On Sep 03, 2018
Okay, he should kindly start with restructuring Afenifere.
That should make us see what stuff his restructuring plans are made of.
Celebrities › Re: I Regret Not Giving Men Chance & Getting Pregnant When I Was Younger-Linda Ikeji by gaby(m): 8:54am On Sep 03, 2018
When you were busy feministing and being a strong independent woman.

I wonder what's happening to the many naive girls your two-faced rhetoric had led believing in the wrong and astray.

Wish you a safe delivery..
Crime › Re: Sars Vs Edo Youth. Watch Video by gaby(m): 8:11am On Sep 03, 2018
Lol...every Edo/Delta youth is now a pseudo-Rastafari...the aboki Mai guards there are beginning to join the bandwagon too.

Seeing them with the raglike hairdo often cracks me up to no end, I respect their choices though.

But the truth is, in the next 5 years the number of the mentally unstable, roaming up and down the streets would be a cause for worry.
Politics › Re: FRSC Officials To Carry Arms by gaby(m):
I sincerely hope this idea even though still being broached, will be shelved.

What's it with the militarization and armament. Not even in North Korea do they have these much armed military and paramilitary.

Enjoy my siggy guys..
Romance › Re: Our Mumu Don Do Abeg!!!! by gaby(op): 7:37am On Sep 03, 2018
bolajinoni1:
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My dear brother, we tried to get the group going and make a sense on what direction to focus on but like most things Nigeria some elements were always infiltrating the group causing chaos and irrelevant arguments.

This of course caused so many patriots to leave the group, so we discontinued.

It's a tough call to have our people under one canopy without any rancour I must chip in.

In a nutshell, the group has gone inactive.
Romance › Re: Our Mumu Don Do Abeg!!!! by gaby(op): 7:37am On Sep 03, 2018
chineduemmao:
add me to the whatsapp group 070.343.966.15
My dear brother, we tried to get the group going and make a sense on what direction to focus on but like most things Nigeria some elements were always infiltrating the group causing chaos and irrelevant arguments.

This of course caused so many patriots to leave the group, so we discontinued.

It's a tough call to have our people under one canopy without any rancour I must chip in.

In a nutshell, the group has gone inactive.
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Python Commits Suicide In Imo Sate Zoo by gaby(m): 11:01pm On Sep 02, 2018
Lol...na the pictures for the fence be the zoo. Na to carry children go make dem look fence wen den tire na to go house.
Crime › Re: Photos Of Nigerians Who Died Of Hunger While Crossing From Desert To Europe by gaby(m): 11:00pm On Sep 02, 2018
So guys here's a poem I had written when I was about venturing into the desert proper. I lost the original along the way but had to redo this..
Hope you'd like and enjoy it...

(A note from the desert): In Loving Memory of my Fallen Desert Warriors). Sobs!!!

Staring out into the desert plains
All I see is a wall of sand
East, west, north and south
I feel like a needle in this endless stack

As I'm set to venture in
With my bread loaf as hard as a rock
And my money in my bowels saved
Through my rectum I had it banked

Oh water-can, I plead
My thirst to quench I hope
And if my truck should die
Make me your meal o maggots

My flesh to you I give
Promise you'd evolve and make a flight
To Nigeria and announce my plight
37 Eweje street is my home

Tell them the desert won
Tell the truth about its tale
The tale of me and my likes
'Twasnt the plan, but now I'm lost

If I be not fleshy to eat
As the sun my body dries
On the scorching sand I lay
Dying with my eyes unshut

A mummified me is what you'd find
If you ever journeyed through
But I pray you never will
This letter I hope you read.

If the sands inter me not
And you wish to honour me
As you move my dried out body
Do not fail to find this letter.

We all came, saw but most got conquered.

Keep resting in peace fallen desert warriors.

Copyright Peterson Ojieson 2018
Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 8:52pm On Sep 02, 2018
olajobi538:
You mean that's the end of it?
Everything else is in my book.
Literature › Re: A Last Letter From The Desert- A Poem By Gaby by gaby(op):
fk001:
Wow so touching cry



I still find it difficult to believe that a sane human being will follow that dangerous route just to seek greener pasture. So pathetic!!!




whenever i come across desert story it reminds me of a novel i read some years ago "The return of Ameze"
Yeah crazy...ignorance was the word..but I'm on an awareness campaign drive to change the narrative.
Crime › Re: How I Witnessed An Acquaintance Bury charms At His Hotel by gaby(op): 6:49pm On Sep 02, 2018
Nickijoy:
Question... the charm work huh Op pray for forgiveness and move on that's the right thing to do... guilt can lead to depression if not properly handled
Thanks much sis..
Literature › A Last Letter From The Desert- A Poem By Gaby by gaby(op):
So guys here's a poem I had written when I was about venturing into the desert proper. I lost the original along the way but had to redo this..
Hope you'd like and enjoy it...

(A note from the desert): In Loving Memory of my Fallen Desert Warriors). Sobs!!!

Staring out into the desert plains
All I see is a wall of sand
East, west, north and south
I feel like a needle in this endless stack

As I'm set to venture in
With my bread loaf as hard as a rock
And my money in my bowels saved
Through my rectum I had it banked

Oh water-can, I plead
My thirst to quench I hope
And if my truck should die
Make me your meal o maggots

My flesh to you I give
Promise you'd evolve and make a flight
To Nigeria and announce my plight
37 Eweje street is my home

Tell them the desert won
Tell the truth about its tale
The tale of me and my likes
'Twasnt the plan, but now I'm lost

If I be not fleshy to eat
As the sun my body dries
On the scorching sand I lay
Dying with my eyes unshut

A mummified me is what you'd find
If you ever journeyed through
But I pray you never will
This letter I hope you read.

If the sands inter me not
And you wish to honour me
As you move my dried out body
Do not fail to find this letter.

We all came, saw but most got conquered.

Keep resting in peace fallen desert warriors.

Copyright Peterson Ojieson 2018
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