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Family › Re: Being A Slay Queen Is Stupid: I Put My Engagement At Risk! by gaby(m): 10:03pm On Sep 06, 2018
Hm
Politics › Re: 2019: "I Won't Fight Selective Corruption" - Saraki Promises Nigerians by gaby(m): 9:52pm On Sep 06, 2018
No, you won't fight selective corruption. In fact you won't fight corruption at all because it will be resident and elective within your ranks and government.

What with the likes of Dino as your finance minister.

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Politics › Re: Uduaghan On His Knees As He Visits Olu Of Warri (Photos) by gaby(m): 9:22pm On Sep 06, 2018
They often do not have issues helping you wipe your ass whenever an election is around the corner.

Yeye power hungry people.

You'll know a man who is actually empty, lonely and hugely miserable when they can't function out of power and the public eye.

I envy the power drunks not one bit, it is, in reality, a disorder.

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Celebrities › Re: Teddy-A Reacts To Bambam's Dress To AMVCA 2018 by gaby(m): 8:39pm On Sep 06, 2018
Guy enter studio wax something make we hear abeg..leave Sesame street big bird matter e don pass.

Abi you think say na toilet be this?
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Crime › Re: Chinese Man Arrested For Calling Kenya's President, Black People Monkeys by gaby(m): 7:58pm On Sep 06, 2018
kongolo:
He may be from Plateau state.They usually have chink sounding names over there
I almost forgot, you are very right
Crime › Re: Photos Of Edo Fraudster, Daniel Igbinovia Who Has Scammed So Many Victims by gaby(m): 7:51pm On Sep 06, 2018
Nice one and a way to go...see his thieving, scamming lazy akpu face.

Reaping from where you haven't sown is a curse and never augurs well my people, I have walked the walk and now talked the talk in my book and story on my siggy go enjoy.
Celebrities › Re: Diamond Platnumz Working As A Filling Station Attendant (Throwback Photo) by gaby(m): 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2018
Zambian Flavour Nabania...

Poverty no go die well.

Love his songs

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Crime › Re: Chinese Man Arrested For Calling Kenya's President, Black People Monkeys by gaby(m): 7:33pm On Sep 06, 2018
Jiang:
Na so my brother, this chinco guys have being meeting cowards that's why dem misbehave, they never cross our lane yet cheesy
Are you sure you aren't Chinco going by your moniker? grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Elijah Attacked By Assassins. Bullets Refused To Penetrate Body by gaby(m): 7:18pm On Sep 06, 2018
hahaha...

What sort of fuckery and reportage is this in God's name?

The bullets didn't penetrate him aside brushing his clothes while he was in a friendly discussion with the kidnappers about ransom over some bottles of beer, but he was left in a pool of his blood.

It is apparently obvious that this was staged to achieve a desired aim which is the adverts of a crusade that followed on this thread.

Ah Ah naa....what hapiiiiin??

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op):
Juicest part of my story in my book on the links below:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1718004850 paperback

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G32DCP4 ebook

https://www.books2read.com/u/4EyEA0 on Barnes & Nobles, Scribd, Playster, Kobo, Tolino, Overdrive, Apple iBooks, 24symbols, Bibliotheca

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https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814860
Politics › Re: How Much Ex-Governors Get As Pensions In Nigeria - SERAP by gaby(m):
Useless animals.

Apologies to all reasonable and well-behaved animals in the jungles, I know there are way much of you animals out there better than most of our African leaders.

The beauty of it all is that at the end of the day they only end up spending these monies on heart attacks and HBP.

And the first three list toppers ironically, are presently kingpins and saints in this government.

What an anomaly.

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Nairaland General › Re: 8ft Python Killed At Eziobodo - FUTO by gaby(m): 5:53pm On Sep 06, 2018
Iscoalarcon:
W for Waconzy
Hahahha...I forget wet in I wan talk no vex...

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Nairaland General › Re: 8ft Python Killed At Eziobodo - FUTO by gaby(m): 5:08pm On Sep 06, 2018
Wow..

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Crime › Re: Two Prostitutes Held Bike Man For Refusing To Pay After Sleeping With Them. by gaby(m):
Are the okpos twins?

So nice to see them sharing everything in common without any beef. From dress style, to humping same pole..

Nigerian youths need to take a cue from these duo on what cooperation and peaceful co-existence means and desist from these afonja and ipob constant fights on here.

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Crime › Re: IGP To FSARS: Detain Suspect Beyond 48 Hours, Risk Dismissal by gaby(m): 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2018
Wonderful news...Mr Transmission has been transformed and is now transmitting the transmission of transformation.

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Crime › Re: What's The Pros And Cons Of Age Reduction During Passport Making by gaby(m): 4:47pm On Sep 06, 2018
The major con is that you'd always be pulled aside and questioned in the authenticity of the passport because you'd always look older than your passport age.

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Crime › Re: Missing Person Alert! by gaby(m): 4:45pm On Sep 06, 2018
Safe return I wish thee and hope you be found alive in on piece.

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Crime › Re: FRSC & PMT Accused Of Burying Passengers Without Their Families Consent by gaby(m): 4:41pm On Sep 06, 2018
If this news turns out to be true, I hope PMT, the FRSC officials and all involved in this primitive and illegal desecration of corpses should be appropriately sanctioned.

It is enough pains to lose a loved one in a road mishap but becomes a double tragedy when there be no body to bid a final goodbye and accord a proper interment.

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Crime › Re: Model Jailed For Offering Policemen party As Bribe (Pics) by gaby(m): 4:36pm On Sep 06, 2018
This is termed corruption in "middle" places..if you know wharaimean.

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Crime › Re: See The One-chance Robbers Caught During Operation On Third Mainland Bridge(pix) by gaby(m): 4:31pm On Sep 06, 2018
Very good, do to them what I did to the guy on the Chinese thread...

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Politics › Re: Housing Projects Under Buhari Government (Photos) by gaby(m): 4:20pm On Sep 06, 2018
jamjo:
Why do our people celebrate mediocrity? below is what the Angolan government did and please compare.
This is what a government projects should look like not celebrating sharks in the twenty-first century.
You plan on building a high rise projects like this for us "Negroids"?

I laugh....check out the projects in the US, we have same in the Netherlands.

You know what the problem was? They were all ran down by we Negroes.

If you've ever been to a typical barracks or those government storey buildings in some parts of Abuja and Lagos you'd understand my point. Na shit and dustbin dem go take finish the lift,.

I prefer the Nigerian model, we have the lands to do so.

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Politics › Re: Housing Projects Under Buhari Government (Photos) by gaby(m): 4:15pm On Sep 06, 2018
This is pretty well commendable if the momentum can be maintained and replicated nationwide.

Very laudable, I'm impressed.

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Crime › Re: Chinese Man Arrested For Calling Kenya's President, Black People Monkeys by gaby(m): 4:00pm On Sep 06, 2018
Jiang:
Abeg please call me, I will gladly help with the remodeling
Hahahaha...na m and you go use am learn work on human body remodification surgery
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Feeds His Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow, As They Continue Dubai 'Baecation' by gaby(m): 3:31pm On Sep 06, 2018
Replacement baby making things.

Wishing you guys well and luck..

On a lighter note, if a couple on vacation has been slangalized to mean baecation, what should we call and alone vacation?

I'd suggest 'Alocation'..

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Celebrities › Re: Kevin Hart's Car Collection (Photos) by gaby(m): 3:24pm On Sep 06, 2018
feelmeTy:
Please how can I heal whitlow on the finger abeg ooooo
Heat up water and allow it boil to the highest temperature, add a little salt and dip the finger in the hot water. Not while the water is cooking oo lol. Do not flinch, bear the pain and you'd see the result after about five days.

This works trust me.

You owe me a big bottle of origin bitters.

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Celebrities › Re: Kevin Hart's Car Collection (Photos) by gaby(m): 3:16pm On Sep 06, 2018
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Politics › Re: 2019: Saraki Challenges Apc’s Spokesperson To Debate On National TV by gaby(m): 3:05pm On Sep 06, 2018
Not in any way holding forth for APC or their spokesperson.

We know you'd murder the guy with English and eloquence but what are where has that taken us in your leadership of Kwara State and now the National assembly.

We re fed up with rhetorics and political mumbo jumbos...

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Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Flavor And Nigga Raw That Will Shock You by gaby(m): 2:58pm On Sep 06, 2018
Jesuu...See flavour mouth like okoso...Money good true true

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Crime › Re: WATCH: Unidentified Man Seen Spraying Money In The Streets by gaby(m): 2:54pm On Sep 06, 2018
Robin Hood, the Nigerian way...

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Crime › Re: Lady Calls Out Her Alleged Rapist Live During Church Service (video) by gaby(m): 2:51pm On Sep 06, 2018
Hmm
Crime › Re: Elephant Massacre Underway In Botswana As Poachers Kill 90 by gaby(m): 2:47pm On Sep 06, 2018
All we know how to do as Africans are consume, deplete and destroy. We forbid preservation, creating and producing.

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Crime › Re: Man Arraigned Over Marathon Sex Which Claim The Life Of 40 Years Old Woman by gaby(m): 2:46pm On Sep 06, 2018
This is stale and an old news op...

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