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All these naming of South this North that for political shenanigans are becoming really stale and annoying in my opinion.

I think the so-called South-South should have been simply lumped up alongside the South East. Or do we also have North North in the Nigerian political Jingo?

What do I even know...

sharpwriter:
Sure

It will be cool to enjoy a battle of the comics for a change.

Oya make una start the yabbing.

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This is indeed her original face and the makeup is on fleek. And for the nose? I'd say it truly needs a panel beating work for real. I don't subscribe to body enhancement surgeries though.

Hmm

Homosexuality has been with us for aeons in Africa so it's no surprise at the rate at which they are beginning to surface on a daily.

You can only suppress the obvious and true for a while, but never forever.

While I might find the act disgusting and incomprehensible, how am I sure what they feel about me and my heterosexual leanings?

I have chosen to live and let live.
I've met a few and they seem to be the kindest of humans I have ever dealt with..

While a prison is not to be made too homely, it is supposed to be some sort of a reformatory home, where inmates are treated humanely and availed the opportunity to reflect on their deeds and possibly turn a new leaf.

This is hugely inhumane and will only end up further damaging the inmate's psyche and making them more hardened.

You'd be shocked to know the figures budgeted annually to cater for each inmate in Nigerian prisons.

Not proud to share this, but i've found myself in one where every morning you'd be handed a daily pack consisting of a full bread loaf, pack of milk, sugar, shaving sticks if you desire one, and whatever fruit was available for the day. And then on a weekly, you are entitled to magarine or jam and a pocket money for shopping.

You can shop whatever you want to, meat, chicken and all sorts of groceries except alcohol. But we had a way around making our own alcoholic brew with bread and apple left fermented. There's a kitchen for cooking and a well stocked gymnasium, wherefrom you can build up some muscles.

Will dig up the figures and post here when I can.

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Lol...illegal money that doesn't amount to anything when a roll call is eventually made at the end of it all...

Check my siggy to how over 1 Million Euros I garnered from the shitty illegal hustle got frittered away exactly the same way I had made it.

No to Yahoo Yahoo and crimes of all sorts.

Afriifa:
Later he will follow that touring Oba to call Ijaw People in Edo state settlers while enjoying the resources in their lands... Edo for Niger Delta na Minus One to us..

This is akin to how the nomadic Fulani herdsmen own the farmlands they and their battles transgress and settle on to graze.

Hope you now see how well your not so thought out well statement comes off.

Na only una wey no even pass one million get oyel for Delta, Edo, Ondo, Rivers, Bayelsa, Imo, Abia, Lagos and very soon una go own the oyel wey dem wan discover for Sambisa forest.

Isn't this like cutting the nose to punish the face??

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So many had sang it and "Died" it bro..


Stay safe and well..

Hmmm...this is a quote I made at the end of my book...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...depression is a condition you can't touch, feel or describe, but yet deadlier than what not..

Let love reign.

Osaze007:
Mine was funny
At age 7 I was molested by a church member he was 12 I think
Then I got to boarding school and was molested from JSS2 to SS3
It affected my self confidence

Not funny bro...its saddening.

Stay strong..

I had been sexually active from age five and everyone kept wondering why I loved women so much growing up.. That I can vividly remember.

Them give me "apple" chop too early..

Meanwhile some of these aunties are here reading our stories o..

iamdocToyemi:
others na to dey impregnate diff girls...... money earned at ones prime should be spent wisely, else....... you go almost beg to survive.

The first money wey small pikin dey make...e go say mummy I wan buy aKara..lol,

Na parable...

Keep sailing Kiss

Who be the Adun, the popular one wey be Mr Bob Marley? Lol...Nigeria my Nigeria..

Obaseki cripple people with him "Not business as usual kinda governance" sha..

It is a good thing in my opinion and successfully bringing out the hitherto relegated creativity in the people.

If you fail to look in the inside of you for answers going forward in a bid to survive, you are on your own.

This government no dey share everybody money for a selected few ooo.

Now I understand why a pocket of red cap-donning gypsies were seen about in my location

I was pleasantly surprised seeing even albinos I personally knew before hand looking all ridiculously "Northern" in their kwankwasiya caps.

The election na serious matter.

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And this is an agency the sane worldwide with seemingly good intentions are funding, trying to bring up to the speed of world best practices and not any aware in the least that their funds are been sent down a drain of reckless witch hunting, with no iota of a marshal plan when truly fighting corruption is mentioned.

I shake my head in disgust.

My guy my guy...dem David and Ayo no dey campaign for babes ooo, na babes dey rush dem with assurance based on levels...earn some accolades bro...

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I thought he was arrested before now.

Put the statute for him head make e trek go deliver am to ' Roaches" for Imo.

Abeg which one be Monday hammer, I wan buy one to dey use only on Mondays.

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Christianity like everything else in Nigeria has been so bastardised that this asswipe's case will be judged accordingly by "God the Judge".

Na Jesus give una body see finish no be una fault at all you for no give am charge and bail lawyer designation of " Barrister".

Apologies to all erudite members of the bench ooo, the above was in the context of this buffoon's buffoonery..

Oloshi.

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What are they doing wasting the tax payers money on this degenerate of a being.

Slit his wrists and send the resultant blood from his useless body to Nigeria Security Printing and Minting press to use as a colourant for our currencies requiring a touch of red like the 10#s and 100#s that seem to be going out of circulation.

Person no born better pass say e born Ekwensu like this one.

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Congrats, ma'am...love and still enjoy some of your renditions.

Soul-lifting they remain..

Water must definitely find him level..

Beautiful....well-done African Maradona.

We are always proud of you.

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This is so impressive and hugely challenging...

I dey go look for my Waec certificate if rat never chop am finish . We must finish this school.

Kudos to the original slay mama.

The pervert psycho should be castrated and left to bleed out because his face disgusts me.

Wisdomkosi:
Lol but the man accused the governor of various things. Shouldn't that be investigated too? Just asking though

Lol...my brother so you believe person wey dey go message for spirit?

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This is supposed to be a party founded on the premise of facing and tackling corruption head-on and ushering in "change" to the electorates.

It's sad to see that the change it has ushered in is an almost 100% hike in everything that is anything. Not even the fortune of the party is immune from this change.

It is well.

This a very straightforward case to treat. Simply make him carry the statute on his head down to the Police station.

Next time when the Holy spirit sends him on a destruction spree, he'd ask to first be made a spirit to enable him to operate incognito.

Mumu guy..

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Na wa

Shameless girls...

Na rope she tie for nyansh abi na catapult...

See her nyansh like that kiko kiko guy own for the Gods must be crazy...

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When the time comes for you to cry, you'd find no one to console you. Read my story on my siggy to know what Karma means...I spilt it all in my book...no holds barred.