₦airaland Forum

Okay...let's allow the electorates chose their leaders.

The peoples voice needs to be heard..

She looks like the big bird in sesame street.

She looks like the big bird in sesame street...

romenna:
Emma from Edo in Canada comes to mind.

Naa, got no acquaintance by that name and this isn't Edo related.

Jesuu..

What sort of cave mentality do our politicians always put on display for the world to see?

In this time and age, we are commissioning and celebrating "shalanga"?

I won't cry...nooo I refuse to weep.

E go better...

nex:
Seems I'm the only politician in this Nigeria who was not pressured by the youths, or elders, or party chieftains to run for office. I guess I'm the sole aspirant who woke up, saw how things were going, and said "No! Someone must do something, and if no one else wants to, I will".

I'm also the only one who calls himself a politician. Others claim they're not politicians, they're just coming into politics to bring good leadership.

Well, the truth is you can't achieve anything good if you don't start by telling yourself the truth. That's the truth about truth.


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Since 2012, I've collaborated with many youth groups and individuals to see that a new generation of Nigerian lead the heart of Africa into its rightful place on Earth. We simply cannot continue with any elements of the 1966 mafia which derailed the destiny of Nigeria and continued to misdirect us ever since.

Now, people have asked where we're going to get all the money to run our campaign, and I've been very honest here too by telling them we're going to crowdfund all of it from the people.

INEC set N40,000,000 (forty million Naira) as the limit of campaign expenditure for senatorial campaigns. I'll tell another truth again, that whosoever spends their personal N40 million to get a job as a Senator is not going to the Senate to work for you; if they borrow the money from a godfather, then you can guess who they'll be working for.

Finally, I need to come clean with my manifesto. The things we need in Nigeria are clear to toddlers. Rather than claim I have a secret document crafted by masterminds, I prefer to show you the two sources of our agenda for Nigeria:

1. Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs)
2. Nigeria Vision 2020 plan (Vision202020)


SUMMARIZED:

-Legislation To Power The Future Of Nigeria

-Budgeting For Sustainable Education

-Returning Constituency Projects To LGA


We've wasted too much time hoping and wishing. The only way we can fulfill our purpose is when we come together to act. It is time!

I am impressed and rooting for you as a fellow Edolite.

I'd love to work with/for you if you so desire...feel free to get in touch..contact on my profile.

Time wrest power from the analogue grandpas.

I'm with you

Sparkle777:
You have to kinda protect ur identity cos u ain't a secret no more. But the tenants living there, do you think they're under any siege? Pls finish ur story, unless u wan write another book

Yeah, I've thought about my personal safety, but keeping and dealing with the thoughts of this incident could kill me too.

As per the tenants, I do not know what their personal circumstances are.

The reason he actually resorted to this voodoo thing as it relates to his tenement apartments was that, of the twelve blocks available, at certain times just three or four would be occupied, and then it would be a struggle to get rent from these tenants as at when due. In my layman view to why the blocks would be vacant for times at a stretch was the outrageous amount he was asking as compared to other houses in the same neighbourhood.

Did I mention that he was his own agent and puts up to let himself and other stuff?

In fact the story funny and tire me.

Continuation:

Now in an ideal world and circumstance, judging from how visiting a Voodoo man isn't my cup of tea, I would have been expected to advise this individual against the line he had chosen to tow in search of a way to boost his business.

To enable you guys to understand how I was incapable of talking Mr out of his planned move I'd love to give a Lil background into his personality.

Mr, as I pointed out had lived in North America for about two decades (you'd never know until he mentions)and decided to set up these businesses and settling back in Nigeria to tend to them himself, which in my opinion was a great and smart move.

However, Mr has got a huge problem with trusting anyone else aside himself, not his staffs absolutely no one. It is thus to this end that Mr, who owns this almost 2 million dollar hotel would run the laundries himself, go to the market for grocery shopping for the kitchen himself, buys drinks for the bar himself. To crown it all up, Mr would eat from a local Buka and not from his hotel kitchen. These might sound like a made up story but guys trust me I have got nothing and absolutely nothing to benefit or lose from telling this tale. It is a whole truth and an issue I see on a daily. A guest could order for noodles and the kitchen had run out of it, the cook will come to oga and mention before he'd give them money to buy the two packs of noodle and eggs down the road.

I also noticed that workers hardly did more than tops 2 months at his before they jumped shipped which I think was one of the fundamental reasons his business isn't running at full capacity until I began to piece together his personality from our conversations and how he relates with everyone around him. From reading and researches, I came upon the mental condition (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), so I read up on it and true to the letter, every single symptom or characteristics someone with this condition exhibits was exactly what I see from this individual every time we meet or converse. You can google the condition NPD to get an idea.

This acquaintance believes he is the beginning and end of knowledge which he duly showcases most times when we are in a discussion. If you have a contrary view to his or argues against him, he'd resort to name callings. So it is usual to allow him to wallow in his warped belief and knowledge for peace-sake.

From the above, you'd understand how and why it would have been a lost case talking him against his planned move.

This case hangs on my neck like an albatross and every time I remember it like I did today, guilt and regret take the better of me and I can't help but feel sorry for the innocent patrons that'd end up getting muddled up in something they know nothing about.

I just thought to let this out as an eye-opener to you guys and also to join me in praying for my error of judgement and commission.

May God help and forgive me.

Cheers guys...stay safe and remain prayerful.

Sparkle777:
I once lived in a jazzed house. Though I kinda suspected but the house looked and felt comfy. After a second miscarriage that dealt severely with me, I suddenly realized that none of the wives there had a child.
After much prayers and Midnight's, I dreamt a crippled man was urinating all over the house. We prayed and anointed the whole place. I also saw a bat in the house,which i killed wit anger. That same evening,we all received quit notices. I hardly know the Landlord as the agent did a great job.
I inquired of the landlord,only to hear he was a cripple and also had no child. Meanwhile u dared not owe a day, but as soon as our rent expired, I conceived.
Sorry for digressing but I feel if a house is jazzed, it certainly can cause the tenants harm.
Pls poster, continue the story and find a way to make penance.
Sorry for any typos, in a hurry.

Hmmm...wonders. This is one huge secret that's been hanging on my neck for a while, and for respect and not to betray his trust, I couldn't share with any one, not even our mutual acquaintances till date.

I just feel like letting off the steam here while protecting identities and location. Only people who know me personally might be able to string one and two together to know who this individual is.

Guilt and worry eats me up on a daily each time my mind does a flashback to this incident.

lexy2014:
bros that 10% big oh. Make I find u like N100 recharge card

Jesuuu...no yawa I go take am...at all at all an im be winc pikin

elsse:
Even if you don’t in fetish things..,.,my question is where on earth is burying pot at the gate of where customers will come or behind d house of his tenants..,,,truth is you are an accomplice to evil..,,child of the world them

You've been read and heard...now run along...

Not sure where to post this, I only hope the mods will do the needful.

The incident I am about to share is a true life story and one in which I was a direct witness. This incident has been bothering me since it happened but I have managed to keep it a secret until now.

I feel like an accomplice to evil machinations and my conscience remains hugely troubled as a result of this, hence my speaking out in this form.

I'd be hiding the names and locations of course.

The story...

I had become acquainted with someone who had lived in North America for about two decades until he returned back to Nigeria setting up a hotel and some block of tenement flats in a cluster which he manages albeit very unprofessionally because he had chosen to go it by himself for lack of trust for anyone else to help him manage his stuff.

With his lack of the required management acumen for these investments, it was obviously not a surprise for the discerning why the businesses weren't doing as well as it should be doing and in comparison to his immediate competitors.

In the course of his trying to find a way out from this lacuna, a customer who had been amazed by the edifice he had on the ground and how his hotel was almost always like a graveyard had suggested he went spiritual because he was sure the problems were such.

This acquaintance believes he is being disturbed even before the customer's suggestion and was quick to naturally buy into the hogwash.

He pleaded with me to accompany him to a place he had been directed to, to see a baba. Not knowing how I would turn down an acquaintance who was in dire need of a solution to his business even though I am not one who believes in fetishes, I had acceded to his request and went with him. After all what are pseudo-friends for, so I'd thought.

When we got to Baba's place, he had made his supplications known and baba did whatever he had to do and handed him two pots bonded all around in a wool like thread and off we departed from baba's court.

Baba's instruction to him was to bury one of the pots at the entrance to his hotel at about 12 am and the other at his tenement block of flats.

He had pleaded with me yet again to do the night at his hotel so I could help wake him up for the ritual to be carried out with I did. According to baba, he has to do it all by himself. So he had dug out the ground and buried the pot at the centre of his gate slots and cemented it up.

The next morning it was time to go do same at his tenement house, so we had proceeded and did same this time at the back of the building without any of the tenants knowing any better. My job was to stand guard as a lookout and alerted him if there was anyone approaching.

The sad part of all these is that months or years down the line and after this ritual, I am heavily troubled and stuck in guilt as I feel culpable actively/passively in whatever the hotel patrons or tenants of the house might have to deal with as a result of this evil.

Some people might want to know why I'd agree to accompany this acquaintance on this mission despite my belief, faith and all that I stand for which are wholesomely contrary to this.

I'd give an update to this story and the reason why I couldn't avoid being a part of this conundrum.

Update shortly.
Lalasticlala

ozo13:
lol.that stamp on the head got me laughing

Lol my brother, wet in man go talk na..the matter tire we all.

ozo13:
baba no be as u think am.alot of voters don't HV bank account.even if u say phone numbers should b use, alot still don't HV fones.talking from experience during an NGO training I happened to be part of.80% of traditional birth attendant we trained got no fone or bank account so paying them gave the NGO a serious challenge

A beautiful sense you made up there...we sure need to find a way around this.

Even if na to dey give people indelible stamp for head as dem dey waka for road once dem reach voting age ala the mark of the beast.

Hope we get it right soon.

Dem want make we forget the slapping scandal sha but kolewerk...
The idiot scum still dey get mouth talk. Make e cum nairaland.

E never see who fit remove just three of him front teeth that's why.

Na the Dana staff fall hand. This kind person, even if you know say e go fit beat you, na to target am wen e don lose guard forget say him wrong you.

Pull your shoe wey get better koi koi, if your shoe no get koi koi look for anybody wey wear better koi koi shoe for the airport beg am make e borrow you first.

Then pally with one of the airport security to borrow you pepper spray or ask any aboki wey dey sell suya weda e get better Katsina yaji ( suya pepper) the type wey Buhari dey like, if e get buy 50# own.

You go just waka small small near am from back pour or spray the pepper for him eye, as e don dey disoriented dey shout "chai mehhn...what shit mehnnn" him mouth must open and him eyes must dey close.

Na to hammer the koi koi part of the shoe for him front teeth.

If na only one tooth drop for ground, repeat the knacking until e complete three. Not more than three.

I go tell una why e no good to remove less than or more than three teeth later.

Happy new month fam

Check my Tori for my siggy.

Thank you Mr heart welder and haver of origin bitters mummies. We have heard you.

I wonder what the beef is about.

Always thought it was women who used to be their own worst enemies, how wrong it seems.

No go find one dangote factory where you go dey use that body load cement for truck.

Akpa amu.

Check out my ciggy to make your weekend feel alright joor

lexy2014:
infact, am smiling like I got alert. Happy new month 2u too

Lol...e go enter..10% for me..

lexy2014:
pls which manufacturers moved from delta to Edo? Which manufacturers were even in delta in d first place?

Bricklayers....hope I made you smile.

Happy new month

Yes o...Obaseki is an erudite and consummate Manager cum administrator.

Edo state be like one huge company under am with very serious and strict MD.

The career politicians are in anguish with some relocating to Abuja to go seat with Oshiomole.

Less talks Governor.

I like him.

Enjoy my siggy

Neddyogu:
Laff aff kee me here. Wire wire

Hahaha...na Davido be him role model wey lead am astray...

Topic said they were crying for Nigeria?

Wetin do Nigeria wey be say na dem be the chief mourners of the occasion?

Nigeria papa and mama die for accident ?

Abeg talk better jare.

People dey perform for AY live show you say dem dey weep for Nigeria.

The innocent people they cause to cry on a daily unfortunately can't afford a handkerchief as clean as the one they hold to wipe their tears ironically.

Abeg check out my siggy for Tori to take enjoy the cool weekend.

awoofawoo:
Like someone already point out......what you are witnessing is part of rigging in progress..... Rigging is not only on election day bro!

It is very waaa for Nigeria..

KanuIsCursed:
na 250million be their registered member

Na you be the authentic national population commission chairman hare, thanks for quoting the original numbers.

Na the population of Nigeria (200 million) be una registered members.

Keep deluding yourselves and deceiving Atiku.

Bumkums.

This is a gbege of a gargantuan proportion.

Sad to see how the corpse is desecrated and disrespected with not an atom of honour.

We need to quit wasting our tax payers monies on these sick pervs and castrate them straight up saving everyone and our kids from their psychotic madness.

A lion should be begged to suck his joystick, not forced.

Get them castrated each time they are caught and we'd have one less cradle robber to worry about.

Enjoy your weekend with my story on sig and preorder your paper backs

Nigerians and disorganisation na 5&6.

But because say I wan vote people wey no go allow my vote count, cum still dey oppress me join then one police go first flog me...

Haba now..e no go work.

How the government and inec still couldn't figure out a way to get this issue go seamless still beats my imagination.

In my opinion, using the bvn numbers as a base code and contracting this pvc shits to banks would solve all these rigmaroles.

Check out my siggy.

Wishing you a safe birthing...the enemies' sonographers or ultrasound scan shall draw blank trying to locate and distort your bundle chilling in the inside of you.

Safe delivery to all expecting mothers and I decree and declare fruitfulness/fertility on all seeking Gods face for the fruit of the womb.

Happy fruitful month fam..

Check out my siggy

The idiot scum still dey get mouth talk. Make e cum nairaland.

E never see who fit remove just three of him front teeth that's why.

Na the Dana staff fall hand. This kind person, even if you know say e go fit beat you, na to target am wen e don lose guard forget say him wrong you.

Pull your shoe wey get better koi koi, if your shoe no get koi koi look for anybody wey wear better koi koi shoe for the airport beg am make e borrow you first.

Then pally with one of the airport security to borrow you pepper spray or ask any aboki wey dey sell suya weds e get better Katsina yaji ( suya pepper) the type wey Buhari dey like, if e get buy 50# own.

You go just waka small small near am from back pour or spray the pepper for him eye, as e don dey disoriented dey shout "chai mehhn...what shit mehnnn" him mouth must open and him eyes must dey close.

Na to hammer the koi koi part of the shoe for him front teeth.

If na only one tooth drop for ground, repeat the knacking until e complete three. Not more than three.

I go tell una why e no good to remove less than or more than three teeth later.

Happy new month fam

Check my Tori for my siggy.

We won't forget your arrogant and dehumanising treatment on an innocent Dana air staff recently in the course of discharging his legitimate duties.

You failed to treat him with respect and dignity because you viewed him as a nobody to you, but you are a real scum and a shame to the word "celebrities".

You are and can never be a role model.

The idiot scum still dey get mouth talk. Make e cum nairaland.

E never see who fit remove just three of him front teeth that's why.

Na the Dana staff fall hand. This kind person, even if you know say e go fit beat you, na to target am wen e don lose guard forget say him wrong you.

Pull your shoe wey get better koi koi, if your shoe no get koi koi look for anybody wey wear better koi koi shoe for the airport beg am make e borrow you first.

Then pally with one of the airport security to borrow you pepper spray, or look for one aboki wey dey sell suya ask am weda e get better katsina yaji (pepper), the type wey bubu dey like), if e get buy 50# own.

You go just waka small small near am from back pour or spray the pepper for him eye, as e don dey disoriented dey shout "chai mehhn...what poo mehnnn" him mouth must open and him eyes must dey close.

Na to hammer the koi koi part of the shoe for him front teeth.

If na only one tooth drop for ground, repeat the knacking until e complete three. Not more than three.

I go tell una why e no good to remove less than or more than three teeth later.

Check my Tori for my siggy.

Wasting a life for a piece of a wrist watch. What an absurdity.