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Celebrities › Re: Selena Gomez Transplant Scars Very Visible In New Bikini Photos by gaby(m): 3:33pm On Mar 22, 2018

Billyonaire:
I love the fancy names given to some diseases to give them powers, well, that does not work with me. I knew the frequencies that embody most of these engineered pathogens and I give no powers to no dis-ease. Raise your frequency and those nano-machines fall apart.

lol

Celebrities › Re: Susan Peters Settles Tonia MUA After Makeup Artist Called Her Out Over Debt by gaby(m): 3:16pm On Mar 22, 2018

folakemigeh:
The Makeup Artist's act will make her lose customers.

She wanted to make fame, but she did that in a wrong way

True that

Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Reacts To Daddy Freeze Calling Out Celebrities With Fake Wristwatches by gaby(m): 3:01pm On Mar 22, 2018

Queenslary:
lunch time

I'm coming along

Family › Re: Husbands Or Wives With Mouth Odour, How Do You Cope? by gaby(m): 2:58pm On Mar 22, 2018

sisisioge:
For where! I've got near perfect mouth situation o and I totally love perfumes... Plus no body crevices that fresh air can't blow here . Na one of the perks of being a lepa.

Na so

Family › Re: Husbands Or Wives With Mouth Odour, How Do You Cope? by gaby(m): 2:55pm On Mar 22, 2018

Sweetopia:
Instead of letting the mouth go to waste, he can kiss and eat my nunu

Nairaland General › Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by gaby(m): 2:11pm On Mar 22, 2018

Tobi7:
Gaby, if an American Film producer could get hold on that manuscript, the movie will be a hit like Moonshine and other Black Folks drama. My suggestion for you is to write this your experience in a book, don't post it here, never can tell, anytime an opening comes, use it... I'm seeing an Oscar worthy movie right now ? Do you feel me my nigg?

I feel you my brother..lol

Politics › Re: Dapchi Schoolgirls: PDP Should Congratulate Us Or Keep Quiet - Lai Mohammed by gaby(m): 1:46pm On Mar 22, 2018

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/congratulate-government-keep-quiet-lai-replies-pdp-release-dapchi-schoolgirls

Just look at that smelling thing he calls a mouth

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 12:46pm On Mar 22, 2018*

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 12:42pm On Mar 22, 2018

toprealman:
I can help you swell your story to a global audience. send your digits to any of my old comment

sent you a pm

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 10:15am On Mar 22, 2018

dexcira:
Ride on bro, waiting

you too like amebo

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 9:54am On Mar 22, 2018

dexcira:
Am fine dear. U? I didn't know we de front page already o. Lol

Fine thanks.Yeah we made i was mentioned to the fact thought you guys knew,would have mentioned you folks too.

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 9:48am On Mar 22, 2018

dexcira:
Tnx Gaby my 2 ques answered

Hows you dexc?

Politics › Re: FG Seeks Temporary Forfeiture Of Ekweremadu’s ‘hidden Assets’ by gaby(m): 9:34am On Mar 22, 2018

dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/fg-asks-court-to-freeze-ekweremadus-undeclared-assets

Thirteen properties were reportedly traced to Ekweremadu; nine are in Nigeria, two in the UK, eight in Dubai and three are in the US.

Those are the thirteen assets. Incompetent and confused mofos.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 9:16am On Mar 22, 2018*

There's a point and place in the Sahara desert called Asamaka we fondly nicknamed 7 kilometres to hell fire due to the fiery heat as a result of the altitude there.Everyone prays not to get a break-down there if not na sorry.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 9:08am On Mar 22, 2018*

DrWise:
Jesus!

When it is not cocaine? To what end?

See self inflicted pain!

Not painful actually if you know the size of a tampon and in comparison to the average size of a strong "kaka" that travels through there on a daily.

Considering what a life line that money is at that point in time,not sure it'll actually be wrong to term it a "cocaine" in the desert.

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Politics › Re: Rescued Dapchi Schoolgirls Arrive Presidential Villa Abuja(photos) by gaby(m): 8:15am On Mar 22, 2018

onatisi:
very soon some state governors too will start copying the trend since the president too is dong it .i read the abducted girls accounts and it is obvious everything was stage managed , the only thing that gives serious is that there are reports that boko haram prisoners with the government were released too in exchange for the girls

Thats a major worry my brother...it is well

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 8:11am On Mar 22, 2018*

Before we set off into Niger we had been advised on the need to hide our monies properly because of robbers.

So we resorted to folding the bills to the size of a tampon wrap in a nylon and insert into our assholes grin

straight up it gets sucked in and buried in your belly.

Whenever you'll need to defecate always remember not to forget you are about to log into your bank account. So at every poo time you get to fiddle with your poo,wash and reinsert. If you need to buy or pay for something,you poo,fiddle to reach your bank,make withdrawal,re wrap and return balance to account.

All the dollars for there dey smell so so shit..lol

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Politics › Re: Rescued Dapchi Schoolgirls Arrive Presidential Villa Abuja(photos) by gaby(m): 7:49am On Mar 22, 2018

onatisi:
More than disgusting, this government has totally thrown caution in the wind in their acts of corruptionand they don't care what dumb stupid Nigerians think because they know that they can't think. I won't be surprised if another kidnapping is organized in the next few weeks and ransom hurriedly paid

The truth is there are no kidnappings and as such no ransom was paid except they paid to themselves. Everything was stage managed. You'll hear announcements to re-run soon and how this is the only govt that can ensure security of lives and properties and help secure kidnapped school girls.These girls and their parents might possibly know nothing about the games being played as they are nothing but pawns in the hands of evil desperate power grabbers.

The precedence being set and which gives me the shivers is this evil strategy will soon catch on in various other forms and becomes a norm,knowing how our people are lacking in creativity but choose to follow the band wagon effect.

Politics › Re: Rescued Dapchi Schoolgirls Arrive Presidential Villa Abuja(photos) by gaby(m): 6:57am On Mar 22, 2018

The kind of precedence being set by our desperate politicians should be a great cause for worry to every well meaning Nigerian both home and abroad.

Very pitiful and disgusting.Classless.

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 6:46am On Mar 22, 2018

DrWise:
Thanks Gaby. More grace.

You are welcome bro

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 6:44am On Mar 22, 2018

omolomolarinero:
Gaby, I need to hear how you got to Amsterdam

Story for another day

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 6:44am On Mar 22, 2018

toprealman:
I can help you swell your story to a global audience. send your digits to any of my old comment

Digit on my profile

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 6:42am On Mar 22, 2018

Boomboost:
Woah, good thread Big brother.

No worries, life is about to surprise you in a good way. Remember Jesus is the way...

I'm still here sha...

Amen and thanks.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 8:59pm On Mar 21, 2018

Bsideboi:
Oga Gaby you can link up to some nollywood movie producers such as Kunle Afolayan,Omoni Oboli and the likes you can easily drop them a DM on Instagram with a link to this thread and hopefully they should book a face to face with you....trust me.This story will be a classic with sponsorship from government Agencies such as NAPTIP etc. let's start from here.

Thanks mate been trynna reach out to NAPTIP and the likes though.I been wan even contact our Governor office.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 7:24pm On Mar 21, 2018

DonPiiko:
Gaby come and answer, boss please we still need you here abeg no embark on journey of no return

There's a journey of yes return too

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 7:21pm On Mar 21, 2018

DrWise:
Sir, I need a little clarification.

Are you saying you can get into Spain without crossing the Ocean through a high wall? I had to get a map but didn't see how this is possible.

Could you shed more light?

There are 2 Spanish enclaves on mainland Morocco which you wont need to cross the ocean or sea to get into.Once you are there you are on European soil.You can drive through the gates with a schengen visa or any other.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 6:25pm On Mar 21, 2018

konfused:
Wow, this the first time I am reading a first hand story of those that dare to trek to Europe.

Kudos to you @OP for your reslilence.

Thanks bro

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 6:06pm On Mar 21, 2018

Galacious1:
Just the right motivation for my book. Thanks, op.

Always welcome

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 5:45pm On Mar 21, 2018

Welcomme:
Are u in Nigeria presently? If yes, what brought you back to Nigeria?

Yep back in Nigeria had issues where i barely escaped a very long jail term,so i made the choice to move afteral i already had a business set up in Nig.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 5:43pm On Mar 21, 2018

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Another thing,the 150k ur dad gave u then was a very big money,that's why I like we Igbo's,a dad would only give his son that kind of big money to start up a biz,just imagine how big the business would be after 20years if it is managed well.

very true word

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 5:36pm On Mar 21, 2018

HIGHESTPOPORI:
One thing with illegal,it doesn't last, when ure caught,u would lose more and regret,nice story,I just wish u could put everytin down in writing,but its really a long time,I wish you the best to recover.

Spot on bro..thanks

Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 5:08pm On Mar 21, 2018

Jigba:
Gaby, I was the one who advised you to open the thread in literature section.

Nice one, following.

aww Jigba so sorry i missed mentioning you..many thanks dear..thumbs up

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