₦airaland Forum

This is the last they'll see or hear of her as she settles in to start recouping and signing contracts/checks.

Lifetoucher, miracle worker, promise unkeeper.......

Hahahhaha

If you are pleasantly surprised at this amount quited to have been used to print notes not up to a quarter of the amount spent in value then wait until you hear the amount spent on this audit report...

Laugh wan tear my belle for Nigeria matter.

The kind laugh wey I dey laugh na that kind laugh wey you dey laugh when you dey feel some kind pain and can't control your reaction....

Kai....

Na by force?

Haba

Sanity over all things else, abeg but many won't understand this without experiencing the shitty alternative in an "experience is the best teacher" kinda way so, they will always refuse to take heed.

Just Akpabio and Tinubu alone are richer than today's Nigeria when you put together assets/liabilities and compare this with individual shareholdings respectively.

Note: Nigerian shareholders are in the range of 180-200 Million individuals.

Very soon, na our roguish politicians go dey loan the government money for critical infrastructures, mineral deposit fields, and even states as collateral.

We are getting there soon if e never begin happen already by proxy.

Lol

They'll soon tell you Putin has just 5 minutes to live as he is in a very critical condition hence his absence.

This is what a forum moderated by supposedly educated people is pushing to the front page.

Everything about Nigeria is indeed gone bunkers...

Wharahellll

And a fantastically roguish Sabinus the comedian in the person of Akpabio will be made the President in the interim until new elections are ordered..

Hahahhaha

What a country.

In all, we thank God that this academic bruhaha isn't related to a Nigerian school if not, na DOA the case for be.

Maybe Atiku don get enough evidence say the person wey dem know today as BAT na Amoda Yekini wey forget to do legal change of name before name-napping "Bola Ahmed Tinubu" otherwise, there wouldn't have been any shaking on BATs side and his Primary and Secondary school credentials would have been readily made open.

Make we dey watch the drama sha...

Mtcheeew

Clowns...hahahha

See people wey want to preside over the country's defense and security...

Baba Suwes.....lol

Imagine a meeting between these clowns and the U.S secretary of Defense.

I wished they could open the piece of trash they are holding for all to see...all of una go know say na comedy central of the world we all dey regard as country...

Kai.....

Them don dey arrive for the massive stadium wey dem wan play their world cup finals and test out all their demonic weapons.

Head or tail, we are just statistics as Africans.

When Elephants fight, who suffers...?

And who is taking the place of your response to the above question as regards this topic?

Depriest2020:
Beans 2 mudu 850 × 2 = 1700
Garri 2 mudu 500 × 2 = 1000
Rice 2 mudu 1500 × 2 = 3000

Total = #5,700.

Balance: #2,700.

If dem like make dem no manage this food. The balance no go reach half of this.

Na country be this?

Very soon, and I repeat, very soon, there'll be nothing left to take a loan against to continue this madness. By then, na Zimbabwe 2.0 we go see.

What a shame.

FILEBE:
What should the cbn have done with respect to this?

Can the CBN tell us why the Nigerian financial space is hugely Dollarized by the politicians and even the CBN officials?

Can they explain why and how the lexicon 'round-tripping" has become a norm in our financial space?

Who are these folks borrowing against their dollar deposits for round-tripping for effs sake?

Are they without an account mandate, BVN et al?

These guys are just morons running around in circles trying to play smart by half while deceiving the ignorant ones with very silly and temporary wins.

All these are simply a way to keep postponing judgment day and the implosion set to happen.

The naira will soon be redenominated, save this piece for when we begin to have a #5,000 denomination which might even climb up to the tens of thousands ala Zimbabwe.

I honestly don't wish this upon us but the prognosis is refusing to align with my wishes.

Comics..

And this is supposed to bolster my confidence to bring in my foreign currency assuming I have any to come to invest in this contraption?

Is this how to boost investor confidence?

Meanwhile, the thieving politicians and policymakers all have their loot saved up in hard currencies from where they change a few notes to naira to continue to buy the support of their hungry praise singers. Why should anyone believe that these same demons will work towards short-changing or making themselves any poorer by making the Naira win against their coveted Dollar? This is simple logic.

Where are we going here?

If I be Atiku or Obi, I go just kukuma comot hand for this Nigeria matter as e be now because however, it will swing, na original setup for disaster e go be for whoever will continue to Preside.

Imagine a Nigeria whose treasury would have been supervised by BAT and then maybe Akpabio as a substantive President until a new election is ordered. Just imagine this for a second my fellow Nigerians.

Where are we truly headed?

Ecosystem4u:
Even an unborne child is well aware that Tinubu will be disqualified but that will only come from the supreme court. The current 5 judges will only cancel the elections and call for a rerun, Tinubu and APC will appeal up to the supreme court, that is where Atiku will present this Evidence and ultimately disqualify him from participating. Thats why Atiku wants to meet Obi, he knows Tinubu will not be on the ballot. Before December that impostor will be out of that office, Akpabio will be be sworn in as substantive president and election will hold within 3 months of the supreme court judgment. he said at one time that he wanted to answer “president” even its for one day, that wish has been granted. Obi on the other hand is DESTINED to rule but through the courts decision as evident during his first tenure in Anambra. His second tenure will be a landslide such as has not been witnessed in the entire African continent. Those Judges will surprise us, never for one day think they will absolve Tinubu and APC of all guilt! Save this comment for a later date.


#Alleyesonthejudiciary

I share the same sentiments as you do.

The one thing we all should be happy about this case is that BAT and his academic qualifications didn't claim to originate from any Nigerian schools. This case would have long been DOA'd. Just a simple legal change of name document as at when Bola started all these shenanigans would have saved him this present wahala

However, my only pain and worry is having a character as Sabinus the comedian and an open crook as Akpabio become the Country's President for as short as a single second.

What a tragedy however you want to look at it.

At the end of the day, whoever takes over after these rogues would have supervised the national purse and treasury substantively will wish they never contested to rule the country.

They'll inherit an irredeemable mess, trust me on this.

A very very huge set up..

When parents (especially mothers) who are supposed to be the bastion of instilling morality and all the positives in society through their God-given position as life-givers have decided to lose this hitherto enviable position and universal truth, such a society becomes the Nigeria of today.

Parents no longer care how their wards come about material wealth, heck, they even encourage and make comparisons to lure their kids into the "make it at all cost or anyhow" gang.

Where is the hope going to come from?

We've all failed as a collective and it is such a huge shame...

I will keep shouting it here...

If you can and have the means to move to a decent country legally to go secure a better life for you and your wards by all means make the move. Nigeria as it is right now isn't a country.

If you are still here like me and hoping this contraction can be salvaged by these evil people currently at the helm in every sector, kindly wake up.

The Naira will continue to sink against all currencies because these demons all have their loot stored up in the strongest of all currencies for such a time as this when they can simply count out a couple of notes, convert it into naira, and share it among the beat-down citizens to make them continue to sing their praises.

All the top fraudulent businessmen, politicians, and policymakers hold and spend these foreign currencies and you truly believe they'll initiate and carry out a policy to render themselves poorer?

Make una wake up now....common...

Lilrichie419:
Bro i no fit just drop d money dae look am
I go want touch am

I need something to invest in for the long run

It's been almost one year, bro.

Kindly give us an update to encourage us all, please.

Knetpro:
Great response @gaby

As at this time last year, dollars was exchanging for about 500 naira.

Now, it is exchanging for over 800 naira.

If the op had taken your advice...

By now, he would be at least 5m naira richer.

In just one year, his money would have increased by over 250%.

If only he can respond to this post to know which business he eventually went for.

As an addition, most people at the time saw my comment as a joke.

But you know what? I know what I'm talking about.

You see all our politicians, top business people, and overall, the critical policymakers. They all have their wealth/cash in foreign currencies denominated and even spend the same here in Nigeria as a way to keep maintaining their worth.

How do we now expect these same people to work at diminishing their own personal wealth by ensuring that the Naira wins against the Dollar?

The problem with our country is huge and fundamental.

Knetpro:
Great response @gaby

As at this time last year, dollars was exchanging for about 500 naira.

Now, it is exchanging for over 800 naira.

If the op had taken your advice...

By now, he would be at least 5m naira richer.

In just one year, his money would have increased by over 250%.

If only he can respond to this post to know which business he eventually went for.

You can imagine how much the naira has depreciated in just one year.

So sad.

Nlfpmod

shogzy123:
Hello
I received an email from VFS Abuja on the 17th of August 2023, The wordings of the message exactly was
'Visa application, tracking ID No. – Decision envelope has been couriered from the Canada Visa Application Centre, on vide courier partner. To track the status of the shipment, please visit courier partner website.'

Please i would like to know how long it took to receive the parcel from the courier service from the day email was sent. Also, is there a way to track the parcel as there was no waybill or tracking number sent.

Thank you

Just chillax.

Courier company go let you know when/where to pick up or deliver your package.

Racoon:
-President: Drug baron, Certificate forger, Identity theft specialist, Hirer of Agbadorian Bishops, Bullion vans criminal.

-VP: BH terrorists apologist.

-Senate president: #108B Corruption EFCC Guest.

You can't expect anything less when the head is rotten. Corruption have long been legalised. Yet citizens are preoccupied with ethno-politico-religious sentiments.

You forget Chief of Staff to the President?

Make them help me give my uncle Ibori, EFCC to head abeg.

The big thief is fighting too hard to displace Sabinus the comedian.

Nigeria and Nigerians are a joke to him. Making him a Senate President is an even bigger joke to him.

I've been pleading with them to complete the holy trinity/trilogy by making my uncle (Ibori) the head of EFCC.

Wharashameeee

Make dem soak the rice till December by then e go don increase in every way.

To you all supporting the demons impoverishing the citizens, may your lives take an even worse turn than the country is currently experiencing. Evil people.

All of una go use una tongue lick una nyash...una never see anything.

Wahala...wahala...wahala...

Nigeria polithievians una well done..

Make dem sha no begin cannibalize themselves when farm produce don finish.

ItisWell22:
May her soul rest in perfect peace. 🙏🤲😢




I don’t know why I thought same. 🫣

The naturally beautiful woman looks like a mismatch to her upgraded, well brandished husband.

He sustained injuries, to prevent the torchlights of investigations from shining on him…

Lol

You are smart.

Poor, innocent, naive and naturally beautiful woman.

yinkus6750:
Way to go.
We must develop by force.
We have several alternatives to power .
Solar( good African weather), gas , improve our electricity generation capacity.
With the right leadership, things will definitely turn around
Corruption and bad leaders got us to this point.

If this is your definition of development. Just take your time to imagine every country in the world "Developing by force" according to you.

Now, tell me what else your country will export and to who to earn FX.

Pastor wan make him side chic the new official mummy G.O....

Tribalism has officially taken over and set to annihilate this country.

What a shame

Afonjacrusder:
Tinubu's bank for siphoning and laundering Nigeria's money.

You got it.

I was just laughing while looking at the pictures of the errand boys posing for the camera with their phoney titles.


Nigeria na huge joke sha