₦airaland Forum

Food For Kayode go get work soon with enough cooler of rice.

Dem don vacate one position for am by force.

Poor Sharafa

You no even bother wether na human flesh you dey eat.

Remember that human body parts are cheaper in this Nigeria than livestock.

Go and verify...

There has been no ounce of a cohesion between the arms of government and MDAs like forever. And anyone still wonders why this isn't a country?

I thought the security outfit was contracted by the FG to support in securing the waterways or are the security agencies envious of the contract sum awarded to a civilian contractor?

Somersaulters and Cornfused idiots.

This knuckleheaded slowpoke who believes a Deek that produced him will be a currency minting and printing press could be a Nairalander, the likes of who get on people's mentions to pour out invectives and slurs because their skull houses poo for a brain.

Tuehhhh

Usefulsense:
Thank you sir.

Even while we were together in Nigeria, I cook for the family, I wash my children cloths.
Wify does those too. It's actually nothing to me.

My children once told my wifey that I cook better than her.

You are all set, mate.

Go live life, mate. Emphasis on "life".

No be live we dey live life for Nigeria, here. We dey endure life.

This is an opportunity to go get your life properly sorted and to secure your children's future.

Grab it like BAT would say and run away with it my friend.

Are you seriously asking this question considering the Nigeria that is starting you in the face?

My only advice for you will be to work on yourself as per our culture of "I am the head of the house in the African way" and you are good to go.

This is a lifetime opportunity on a platter, bro.

Run with it.

Cornfused moroons.

What's the difference between APC and PDP?

Wike is APC, I forgot.

Error401:
See this wereeyy ooo. PDP as a party managed the country better!
Do with this information with whatever you can

Ode oshi

Useless pikin wey LovePeddler born for armed robber.

You and your entire lineage are cursed with foolishness and it is so apparent to see.

Blockheaded moroon

Error401:
U be mumu, PDP was obviosly better

If you were not a dense and biological morooon you would understand that there is no difference between APC and PDP.

Who is your Senate President today? Was he born as APC? Idiotic slowpoke..


Your likes are the reason why the country is where it is today because the useless politicians know they can keep fooling and confusing you with party acronyms.

Dundee.

You don't mean it...

Well, life goes on, bro.

Keep and stay strong.

Better to be separated than body-bagged.

Sparkle777:
I dey oo, na jeje we dey. How's Sage?

Oh, great sis.

Sage dey bam. How's my gf na? The

Na sooo

For Diezani et Al akant....

Oless

Na thunder go fire all of una mouth.

A Trust fund to be superintended over by untrustworthy individuals.

Everybody dey coin their own slogan for their operation loot.

Ministry of Inhumanitarian Affairs and Poverty Promotion...

It is still holding out.

Let's hope it doesn't dip any further.


It will take a huge miracle for it not to hit the #1,500 mark in the next 6 months.

Clowns....lol

Nigeria is so big a comic stage to accommodate them all...

Skyview01:
Gaby, I been dey hear say pastor dey carry gun go pulpit for US while preaching.
I have 3 boys and the level of gun violence and police brutality dey fear me for US.

I can drive into US but the whole place no be for me.

Hahaha

Gun violence dey real for yonder sha

Sweet and nicely priced.

If na when fuel still be #197 now shebi I for do Gofundme to buy am for Uber/Bolt.

Happy sales.

This looks so very suspicious.

She needs to be investigated properly.

Very very fishy.

What tests has he undergone so far from a reputable hospital?

Have they checked his blood sugar level?

If the test results did indeed say pneumonia why isn't he getting admitted and treated for that?

People sabi play kalokalo with their lives well well sha.

Pastor say...Imam say...Dibia say...

Disastrous Ministry of Disaster and Inhumanitarian Affairs plus poverty multiplcation created for siphoning of disastrous loot.

Everybody just dey confused for this confused country aswear.

What a shame...

Whoever billed Portable to perform at such an event needs to be found out and sanctioned.

Why everything for this my country come become cruise and joke like this?

A strategic meeting of the Bokos.

Let's see what new blueprint they intend to come up with for their boys.

My mind tells me a carpet amnesty in the mold of the one granted the Niger Delta hoodlums is in the offing.


Joke of a country.

Sparkle777:
Lol, fond memories ehh...

Yes oh, Sparkle777 of life.

You still dey here?

Longest time, ma...

Somersaulters and backlifters....lol

That was Sirika's chop money era.

Keyamumu needs to come up with his own chopulate agenda.

Isn't it ironic that he served under the same cabinet as the one who designed the Nigeria Air project?

He won't be any different from the Bongos and other sit-tight power-drunk idiots all around Africa.

You don't mean it....

Wonderful.

Let's see what appeal will say.

Unpatriotic, desecrating, twerkers of Ukraine.

Another somersault...

Una dey kolo

Wahala be like portableee


I am a zoo, I live in the zoo....zazooooo

Na me buy am by myselfiiiooooo...

Morocco....my lovely Morocco.

Beautiful country.

I love Maroc..