₦airaland Forum

tishbite42:
Na film dem dey act so. They'll be confirmed.
Ebola won't dare the wrath of el-Rufai. Jonathan can testify to that.

El-Midget wey Late Yaradua send into exile for Dubai?

Una sabi over-rate nuisances oh

Even El-Midget go decode say na wayo nomination dem give am only to use DSS and NSA as decoy to sideline am.

The forthcoming drama go too sweet.

I trust El-Midget not to take this humiliation laying down.

Na now we go hear how dem take born Amoda tori...

Amaechi and Bubu exit group chat...

This guy knows he is on the stage of the world's comedy central and had better taken this opportunity of a lifetime to entertain his audience.

Sharing formula cum personal vendetta...lol



Was there an interpreter present with him?

Una never see matter.

Rebuttal and shalaye dey come next...

Nigeria...the capital of the world's most incredibleeeee and absurd (Believe it or not).

Bwoda Amoda Rashidi Yekini da?

Bubu don leave matter for am to "Emilokan and show how he "lu led".

Frank Omare still dey government for Delta State since 1999?

Nigeria as a whole na real circus show.

We understand.

Make una continue to dey help us expose una selves...

As for BAT, he is unable to show his Primary and Secondary School credentials because the name you'd find there isn't Bola Ahmed Tinubu but Amoda Yekini.

He made a mistake in linking both names by way of a legal change of name document.

The wahala plenty.
When person lie one lie, e do need plenty more lies to continue to dey cover the previous lies.

Tontolet and Churchill topic to the rescue on the matter of distracting them once again...lol

His first class can blind the blind. It is just too first class to be revealed...lol

Save your vision...

Make I try help you answer some of the questions wey you ask...

Primary school record: Unknown (Amoda Yekini's Primary School record doesn't tally with the name he'll come to take on which is Bola Ahmed Tinubu and he probably won't forgive himself for not been smart enough to have done a legal change of name to match or counter this arrangee).

Secondary school record: Unknown (Same as above).

University record: Private (Same as above. The name Bola Ahmed Tinubu from sources belonged to a deceased female, allegedly).

Gender: Disputed (lol)

Age: Disputed ( oh ancient of days)

Place of birth: Unknown (Iragbiji, Osun State)

Family root: Unknown (Same as above)

First wife: Unknown (While he already had 2 kids before Oluremi, she is his first legally recognized spouse).

Election: Disputed (All eyez on the election Tribunal)

Thank you, don't mention.

Isn't he already?

Aside the hardship the poor citizens have been subjected to (I don't pity his supporters though), how about the criminal incompetent morons who were rejected at the various polls by the people whom he has shared portfolios to, just so they can rule over the same people by force.

How about the much baggage hanging over his identity and head like an albatross which is further ridiculing whatever was left of the country's battered image?

As it is today, Buhari was an Obama and I had said this many times even before the elections.

Tonto is back to take over NL headlines...

A very well deserved temporary distraction.

Signed,

BATo Amoda Rahidi Yekini

Op, do you mean to say "corruption is fighting back corruption"?
Is Atiku corruption-free?

The mistake I think Amoda made was forgetting to do all the necessary paperwork (Legal change of name) at the time to legitimize the new name BAT which he would eventually take on.

He must be regretting this very silly mistake and the people digging further to unravel this have the information at hand.

The late Yemi Odumakin did a bit of an exposè on the mystery man (BAT) before he passed on.

This is one problem with lying. You'd need to constantly remain a step ahead in your thoughts, and actions, and always have sleepless nights because it is no small job to continually think up new lies to cover up the previous ones without any mistakes.

I don't envy BAT one bit.

The mistake I think Amoda made was forgetting to do all the necessary paperwork (Legal change of name) at the time to legitimize the new name BAT which he would eventually take on.

He must be regretting this very silly mistake and the people digging further to unravel this have the information at hand.

The late Yemi Odumakin did a bit of an exposè on the mystery man (BAT) before he passed on.

This is one problem with lying. You'd need to constantly remain a step ahead in your thoughts, and actions, and always have sleepless nights because it is no small job to continually think up new lies to cover up the previous ones without any mistakes.

I don't envy BAT one bit.

I mentioned somewhere on this forum that we were going to read a different version of this story.

Nigeria and all that pertains to her are pretty well predictable.

If "Tinubu" had been smart enough to follow up his charade as at when he took up this identity as his, with an official change of name notification/advertorial to back it up, he won't be running helter skelter today.

There is something Atiku, et Al. are aware of that they want to reveal.

Things go come up.

Any one remember Late Yemi Ogunmakin?

Your wife wasn't delectable when that "our senseless gbola" dey control you to be sugar zaddy then abi?

Wooden stamp senate.

The world's crime scene capital-Nigeria.

What a shame.

SmartPolician:
Akpabio and co didn't promise anybody anything. Those guys are there to get their share of the national cake. If you expect anything from them, you will be disappointed.

There's a reason many people don't care about Nigerian government and Nigerian news anymore.

So very spot on, jare

Hopeless circus.

This is one fear I constantly nurse that tends to keep me in check from philandering.

What if??

Wetin I go tell people?

EcoNews:
He is triple time beta than the Pandora criminal who also took kickback possibly more than that of Ganduje because he confessed with his mouth which is aside many looting he was caught by Marvel Akpoyibo for but igbos will not open their mouth n talk about that out of bigotry. See confession n looting attached.

You'd think I am rooting or supporting any one thief holding the country down just as you and your ilks would do...naaah

I only feel sorry for the mistake of a contraption the British set up as a farming company and decided to call it a country for ease of administration.

I pity all of una lives...

If e too hot, we don dust kpali, pack our kaya....vooom

Make una enjoy una calamity.

Clowns.

Each time I listen to Akpabio speak, I just shake my head in shame.

Questionable characters wey wan change country..hopeless, all-round.

Na wa

He is so greedy that asides being a shameless thief, he also grabbed ugliness and ran away with it.

Na these ones wan change Nigeria? Further in the negative, obviously.

Theater of reality...

Mortal Kombat

Interesting days ahead.

I see the khaki boys warming up.

It could get very bloody as BAT has tried to fix up his loyalists in critical security positions who wouldn't want to be a part of what is to come.

Make we dey watch the film sha.

An Akpabio can only Preside over a Nigerian senate. He just might turn up worse that the other Hippo, Lawan.

Very true..

I concur.

We go still hear another version of this news.

Beauties and the ball..

So many things happen in this my country that are unheard of anywhere else in the world.

Most times I try to wrap my head around it to draw a meaning but e go be like say my head wan fall.

Now imagine, someone put himself up for election, campaigned to his constituents/electorates and they rejected him/her at the polls for whatever reasons, but a President who also has a coma in the process that brought him in deems it fit to make these people who were rejected by their constituents Ministers so that they will rule over the people by force.

Who can help me make this make some sense abeg.

I just tire for Nigeria matter.

The country is legit a crime scene.

Where is one supposed to muster the hope for a better country under the leadership of these certified questionable character for God's sake?

Now, the funniest thing in all of this is that, even these so-called CISLACor cerelac including me typing this will have a hard time refusing an appointment a.k.a an opportunity to dine at the demonic table except God hardens our heart to lose our family members who would disfamily us for passing on such a huge "opportunity'.

The country is just messed up morally and otherwise.

Redemption seems so far and unrealistic.

The problem with Nigerians in all ways and particularly with cars as this topic refers is the herd mentality and Kazeem culture.

Mind you, these are a people who do not manufacture a bolt or nut, but they are often quick to condemn car brands, give them funny condescending nicknames and all.

All the cars Nigerians condemn are cars used in other climes where they respect maintenance culture a.k.a servicing as at when due and proper inspection done from certified technicians.

If you want to enjoy any brand of car in this Nigeria, refuse to listen to any "herded" fellow Nigerian. Decide what car you fancy, find an authorized maintenance shop for your brand of car, be sure your wallet is okay, and you are good to go.

Some time ago we got a 2013 Hyundai Elantra "Tokunbo". On the first day, e don dey give signal of starter issues. We had to take it to a Hyundai facility. After diagnostics, the fault was detected and fixed. It was pricey though but well worth it to date.

So many things happen in this my country that are unheard of anywhere else in the world.

Most times I try to wrap my head around it to draw a meaning but e go be like say my head wan fall.

Now imagine, someone put himself up for election, campaigned to his constituents/electorates and they rejected him/her at the polls for whatever reasons, but a President who also has a coma in the process that brought him in deems it fit to make these people who were rejected by their constituents Ministers so that they will rule over the people by force.

Who can help me make this make some sense abeg.

I just tire for Nigeria matter.

The country is legit a crime scene.

Where is one supposed to muster the hope for a better country under the leadership of these certified questionable character for God's sake?