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What says the El-Midget?

2braithe:
It's safe to say you've outgrown this forum.
The way NL was to you back then is the same way NL is to us(younger folks) right now.

The way some of you will look at our posts and say "kids have taken over NL" is the same way we will look at the posts of users later in the future and say same.

There's time for everything.

You sound very right. I like you and your submission.

What a shame and disgrace.

This one don rubbish him name and image forever, ever, everrrr

Tears...

No word....

Ewa, beans, garri, and agbadoooo

Lol

I just dey try to imagine Tinubu and Shetima for hungry Nigerians hand.

Dem go fine pass these two guys...

Forum gone to the dogs...

She is elastic and resilient.

Hungry low-life bastards from under the bridge at the federal secretariat Abuja who can't even correctly spell the word "Nigerians".

I see these idiots under the bridge behind ministry of education on a daily.

Smh

Everyone would have thought that Emilokan had it all sorted out as per his cabinet and would have constituted one immediately to hit the ground running.

Laslas, Buhari don dey look like Obama and Putin hybrid.

I pity my fellow citizens.

We are all in this together.

He's fixing the price for their personal business with the front name (Dangote Refinery).

Siddon look na bungo name.

At this point, no one is even concerned or deliberating on alleviating the pains of the citizenry, their immediate concern is about self/ambition-preservation.

I confuse and tire for this my country.

Food wey una help dem grow, harvest, and transport to the market abi?

Useless people.

This Justice Liman's name has always cropped up amid recent controversial judgments and needs to be investigated and brought down.

He is to me, a judicial terrorist and an enemy of the state who needs to be check-mated.

Waiting to hear more about this issue.

18wheeler:
DATA! Very little or nothing will be achieved without DATA! Accurate DATA!
How do they arrive at the number of farmers and their capacities and the area of their farming specialty? Who farms rice, or corn, or vegetables and so on? What land area is available to each? What input is required and how will the distribution, utilization of input be monitored? What season will each farmer be engaged?
So many questions that should be addressed before funds are committed, else the funds will just go down the drain.

By the time wey dem go first setup different committees, come agree on how to mobilize them, those ones come fight over sharing formula before dem go come decide to begin even consider all the things wey you suggest here, 8 years go don finish.

Una get mind to believe say another thing apart from rounding up these demons and slaughtering them all go fit save this country aswear.

My mind, hope, faith, and belief dey shake seriously.

So dissapointingly painful.

I knew the ol Soja had a very very bad and mischievous plan up his Fulfude sleeves.

Bubu go don dey laugh taya from Agadez.

Buroba shege banzaaa

Lol

Clowns everywhere you go...

There is something inherently wrong somewhere.

This slowpoke dey canvass heavily for SA (stupid adviser) portfolio like mad.

FFK and Keyamumu dey use corner bombastic side eye dey look you.

Shameless people.

Always ever concerned about their personal stomachs.

Bastards.

#RenewedAgiriga, my friend.

Bodeem:
For the past few months, I've been entering danfo and conductor will forget to collect money. Today makes it the 4th time its happening this month alone. I entered bus from mowe to oshodi and the conductor totally forgot. Tfare of almost 1,500. As a sharp guy I no dey talk coz in this lagos, its either you cheat or be cheated. But it's getting scary coz it's happening almost everytime to the extent that I begin to think, am I a ghost? Abi I don die and I no know...abi I don mistakenly chop jazz I'm not aware of?

Ghostmode, dem no dey see youuuu.

One day na one day....lol

This one just took delivery of a freshly arranged cooler of rice.

Shameless morons.

The country is backsliding ala Michael Jackson style.

BATolomew is better in shege dishing...

E never start...

This one na pre-season.

When league start proper, everybody go know.

DSTV and GoTV go show am free to air.

Where that Alake guy wey dey form Queens English and that Stupid Advocate of nonsense Keyamumu?

E don tey wey I hear their voice.

Yeyenatu

Ameduedwin:
Good Day every body, somebody should remind Nigeria One memes that is going round the internet, particularly nairaland where buhari and tinubu are in the hospital, buhari tell tinubu That, he (buhari) deal with Nigeria o, tinubu reply that if he win the election he will finish Nigeria patapa. The meme is now turning to reality

E go soon comot from fire balance on top gas cylinder wey don ready to explode.....

Hahahahahha

Lol

Talk about karma.

He cunningly and selfishly refused to allow GEJ remove the subsidy in 2012 and take the blame for whatever hardship such a move would have meted out to the hapless citizens at that point in time all in a bid to prop himself up to the seat, and now decided to play smart and populist only to see his agbada hanging on a barbed wire.

All the ex-presidents go don laugh am tire for back begin piss for body.

Lagos no be Nigeria.

I don't pity anyone who voted or campaigned based on tribe, religion, region, or ethnicity that this maximum shege is affecting.

#RenewedAgiriga

Newsless news.

Confusion break bone oh yekpa....

It will favor us and awa......

How many states/private businesses have successfully implemented the present slavish 30k minimum wage?

Increase the minimum wage even further to #500k. What support do private enterprises who are the spine of every serious economy get from this roguish Nigerian government got enable them to thrive and afford this increased minimum wage?

Is it tax breaks, import waivers, agbado, cassava, garri or ewa?

Make una just dey play.

A house founded on zero foundation never stands. It is only a matter of time before it comes crashing down.

Country wey a known hard-liner and authoritarian like Bubu no fit conjure any meaningful fight against most if the ills and couldn't wait to handover with 440 as a democratic head na him people dey hope on. Laughable.

Buhari and other ex presidents go just dey one corner dey laugh Tinubu say "this one eye go soon clear".

Listen folks, the way this British farm is currently set up is unsalvageable. Bring in an Obama and Trump, and they'd perform even worse than Buhari.

What should we do?

Get back to the basics/foundation.
Trash the nonsense called constitution the joke of a country is currently been operated on. Draw up a truly people-centric and unity-based constitution that'd take into cognizance the ethnic, religious, and other such divides that have made some parts feel marginalized at every point depending on who is heading the government at any given point in time.

Restructure the country and revert to regional government where every region should take charge of whatever resources they can find in their region to develop and feed from.

Reduce the cost of governance and make political office less attractive by getting rid of the rubbish security votes, unnecessary offices of SAs SSA's and the likes including the outlandish pension packages for retired office holders.

Introduce the death penalty for crimes such as corruption, national sabotage, etc and carry out a few executions to set the stage...

There are a whole lot to be done from the ground up if we are truly ready to build a country where everyone will feel a part of and be proud to call their country.

Other than that, we'll continue to go in circles where the majority will continue to feel less Nigerian and more about their ethnicity and the result will continue to be the mess that we are currently grappling with.

Whatever we all are faced with right now is just a tip of the iceberg. I enjoy being realistic and it has always helped me. We all need to brace up for the times ahead.

Even the thieves who have stolen the nation's destiny blind won't be spared going forward.

The poor will soon get so hungry that the only thing they'll left with to eat will be "the rich". Even we wey dey hustle our #1 legitimately won't be safe to enjoy our sweat in the open and in peace in the middle of a hungry and beat-down majority.

Scary times ahead, my people.

To cap it all up, bring in an Obi tomorrow not to talk of the other clueless thief Atiku, and everyone will be hailing Tinubu and his few months on the seat. This was the exact same case with Yaradua. He used to be "baba go slow" according to Nigerians until his demise and all of a sudden, Nigerians crowned him "the best president Nigeria never truly enjoyed".

There is something fundamentally and structurally defective with the contraption called Nigeria and until these "causes" are identified and dealt with from the roots ala ground-up approach, na to continue to dey treat condition wey require surgery with paracetamol.

Dele Aleke and co. Wey dey speak Turenci, e don tey wey I hear their voice.

Nigeria matter be like football match where spectators dey see pass the coach and players....

Una doooh

TUANKU:
Picture 3... Na those red El-Rufai buses wey dem abandoned for Kubwa expressway dem go carry do body-wrap with start up company logo so ... I saw it live, you can clearly see the red painting underneath and AMTC logo.

Lol

My thoughts exactly.

Naija na scam...

Shikena:
I got you perfectly well. You missed my sarcasm

Lol...i just got it...

Shikena:
Don't mind them.

- If we have Obi, we will save a lot of money and invest it in Nigeria Breweries, Guinness, Hero beer, Alcohol distilleries, and many local palm wine businesses.
- The remaining savings we will keep it for Nigerians at Fidelity Bank where Obi's stake in the bank will make sure our money is secure.
- Also, the accrued interests will be invested offshore in Obi's family name, preferably his daughter, as that worked very well in Anambra where we all trust him and his daughter very well.

The entitled Nigerians won't understand this simple and effective model.

Put Obi there and you'll begin to call Tinubu "Albert Einstein".

I told people that the next administration after Bubu's will make Nigerians hail him dem think say na lie.

Whoever comes in after Tinubu will make Nigerians hail Tinubu that is the history and pattern of Nigeria.

It isn't a country but a poorly set up business enterprise by the British.

Scroll up and read my previous comment before this.

You think say Nigeria na country?

Modified:

Sorry, I just saw the sarcasm in your post.