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Travel / Re: Kenyan Girl Pictured Hanging On A Motorbike Carrying Firewood Gets Help by GaggleNSwallow: 10:35am On Aug 02, 2018
And what help did she get from the so-called NGO? Lipton tea and chocolates?

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Health / Re: Brave Chinese Woman Walks Into A Hospital Holding Snake That Bit Her(Photos) by GaggleNSwallow: 8:28pm On Aug 01, 2018
White people are stupid. I'm sure they'll put that snake on medication and even run series of tests on it to know if it contracted any infections after biting the woman.

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Politics / Re: Electoral Value: Saraki Vs Atiku Vs Kwankwaso by GaggleNSwallow: 6:10pm On Aug 01, 2018
This palm wine guzzler and her his madness for APC eh.
Celebrities / Re: Tosin Abiola Graduates With A First Class From UK University by GaggleNSwallow: 2:50pm On Aug 01, 2018
Doggie on point.

Why won't she have a first class.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Travel To UK For Two Weeks On Health Issue - Daily Independent by GaggleNSwallow: 2:29pm On Aug 01, 2018
Vegetable.

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Phones / Re: Which Color Do You Like Best For Your Phone? by GaggleNSwallow: 7:27am On Aug 01, 2018
Black.

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Car Talk / Re: These Dirty Cars Were Converted Into Works Of Art by GaggleNSwallow: 7:22am On Aug 01, 2018
What happens if it rains?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Deserves Better – Bukola Saraki As He Decamps To PDP by GaggleNSwallow: 7:00am On Aug 01, 2018
How are the zombified useful idiots going to take this? grin

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Family / Re: Man Calls For Reintroduction Of Ekpo-Nka-Owo Spirit That Punishes Cheating Wives by GaggleNSwallow: 2:19pm On Apr 27, 2018
SapphirePRINCEX:
It's his house so I can't send him packing but if the house is mine walahi, I will fling his items through the window.

Dat being said, a woman can still dump an arse of a man honorably whether she cheats or not

Undeniably, women have been dumping men's asses since Adamu and Evesta. In fact, I think men have suffered more breakups than women, only that they don't usually go to Twitter to wail. That's why there has been much talk and noise about girls getting cheated by men.

But as for the emboldened, the only way you can do that is when you start working hard to become rich and independent and not wait for for fuckboys to pay your fees. When Buhari called Nigerian youths lazy he was actually referring to girls.
Politics / Re: Benue Killings Design To Divide Nigeria - President Buhari Says by GaggleNSwallow: 12:32pm On Apr 27, 2018
Ogonimilitant:
Afonja keep deluding yourself. You think buhari will hand over to a yoruba man. grin grin grin grin

He's not Afonja, he's a mallam.
Politics / Re: Benue Killings Design To Divide Nigeria - President Buhari Says by GaggleNSwallow: 12:28pm On Apr 27, 2018
fiizznation:
Your Jonathan didn't resign when he failed woefully, so why should buhari resign?

Your Foooolani herdsmen Moooslim brethren didn't go on a killing spree under GEJ.
Family / Re: Man Calls For Reintroduction Of Ekpo-Nka-Owo Spirit That Punishes Cheating Wives by GaggleNSwallow: 11:29am On Apr 27, 2018
SapphirePRINCEX:
We are jubilating cuz we no longer feel marriage is a do or die affair grin
Neither are we concerned about what society thinks about single mothers.. kiss

So therefore, man cheat, woman cheat which one cheat pass grin grin cheesy angry

I don't support cheating, just in case you're thinking the other way, but I'll always like women to have the privilege of sending their husbands' asses packing. Shebi we're all fighting for equality?

So, until you're able to achieve that you don't have any reason to celebrate.
Family / Re: Man Calls For Reintroduction Of Ekpo-Nka-Owo Spirit That Punishes Cheating Wives by GaggleNSwallow: 11:20am On Apr 27, 2018
dominique:
I was expecting to see practical tips on how to deal with BOTH male and female infidelity in marriages instead all I saw was; married women yen yen yen, married women yen yen yen... Una just dey start grin

Married men have been cheating for centuries, y'all have been advising the wives to deal with it and work on themselves bla bla bla. Now tables are turning and y'all are vibrating all over the place, una just dey start grin

Soon side-dicks will be boldly calling husbands to mock and insult them the way some side-chicks do to wives. Just keep fasting and praying and working on yaselfs, una go dey alright las las grin

Nobody stops you from cheating. Women and cheating have been inseparable partners since time immemorial. So why are y'all jubilating like you just discovered something new?


Mtcheeeeew!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th April 2018 by GaggleNSwallow: 6:52am On Apr 27, 2018
folahann:


We're not out yet. Wait for the second leg and see. Arsenal win 2-0. You will be dumbfounded

So if they tell you Arsenal will get a draw in their return leg you'd believe?
Politics / Re: PICTURES: Bauchi Residents Boycott President Buhari Today by GaggleNSwallow: 9:02pm On Apr 26, 2018
engineerboat:
Madridguy where is buhariguy, sarrkki, cleverly, doemelo et.al

They are part of the "crowd" as shown in the picture.


Buhariguy is that mallam with black cap looking confused at the top.
Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Pushing Wheelbarrow In Owerri: What Really Happened by GaggleNSwallow: 5:22pm On Apr 25, 2018
StaffofOrayan:
You are like those men that dates only prostitutes and claim all women are hoes, sowore2019


Instead of you to use appealing words in campaigning for your man you're throwing jabs at your potential co-supporters. Since when did Sowore become a politician and why do you think he stands a chance against Buhari?

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Crime / Re: Two Bribe-seeking Policemen Crushed To Death By A Truck In Delta State. by GaggleNSwallow: 5:12pm On Apr 25, 2018
BadBradley:
Since the police administration has ruled against roadblocks and barricading the highways with sticks, drums and other objects by police, the Nigeria police has quickly improvised to using their bodies as shields, stoping vehicles without any reason other than to witch-hunt motorists for extortion.

Is their anywhere in the world where police stops random vehicles asking for vehicle papers and indiscriminate searching without any reason?

Only in Nigeria!

grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: CAN Calls For Nationwide Protest Against Herdsmen Killings by GaggleNSwallow: 2:08pm On Apr 25, 2018
Booohari should take a hot bath with dettol and izaal. His body odour alone has killed over 300 people in Benue State.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Ali Daudu In Benue, Kill 4, Injure Others (Graphic Photo) by GaggleNSwallow: 1:52pm On Apr 25, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
angry angry bubu angry angry 2019 is pregnant with blood/terror.

Shut up!

I remember you were one of his die-hard zombies always chanting "Sai Baba!" like an epileptic. angry

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Politics / Re: 35 Killed As Herdsmen Burn Tse Umenger, Benue Village by GaggleNSwallow: 7:41am On Apr 25, 2018
BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
I wish fulani herdsmen could find omenka/omenkalives and ............appreciate him grin

Unfortunately, that zombie is not really from Benue State as he claims.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Roma: UCL (5 - 2) On 24th April 2018 by GaggleNSwallow: 8:54pm On Apr 24, 2018
Barka de Salah! grin cheesy

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