₦airaland Forum

Born2conquer:
Curvy gals...

Doggy style on them.is damn too Bad!

Soft ass.. cushion...

You hardly last 2mins on Doggy..you gat change style at the peak to avoid Spilling your seeds when the game is just about to start..

HINT: To enjoy sex...play songs..like WO..she's gonna be twerking on your dick inside her pvssy

Hahahahahahahaha
Which kain thread I com land this night so?

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

If someone uses this on you, you'd be like "please give me some time cos I barely know you and guys are funny nowadays"
Then postage stamps would follow

Can u imagine d rubbish in that post? "To meet international standard and attain full accreditation since its establishment" So how come they've been operating without attaining such?

I need to faint...

mrvitalis:
Have you ever eaten money people contributed ?

Is easier to eat money dashed to a group than to eat money they all contributed ooh

Lol

mrvitalis:
these people self ...we the masses are the basic problem

we have over 11 million cars in Nigeria

I don't see any reason why government can't tax them an average of 200k every year to fix our roads

All this dangote and ibeto trucks and all this petrol tankers should pay nothing less than 800k a year as road tax

That's over 2.2 trillion and all our roads will be fixed in maximum of 5 years and this will create massive employment grow agregate demand and grow gdp

The revenue of the government is too small to run Nigeria

They will squander that money as usual

aprokomania:
lol
talk true o

How's that even possible? U sef

Bring the words here na

Nbote:
Srry for ur loss but like d poster above me implied u dey raise ajebo dog for kpako environment.. Those dogs deserve a very private residence with enough space and beta sleeping space.. Anyone could easily poison dem u know

So una never see ajebo looking people living in suburbs and u be like damn this guy/chick looks posh!!... Likewise some kpako without taste living in the highbrows?

No be every time square pegs dey enter square holes na.

Those number of likes no reach my house members sef.

Poor pictures

This isn't the best way to appeal to people's conscience. By the way, preach the ways of the lord, don't be laying emphasy on money as if u need ur followers money to survive.

nursennenny:
Rats just declared war on us

Even Mr President dey fear presidential rats....

Kalashnikov102:
Snail dey sleep sha!

Hahahaha....is dat different from hibernation? Someone pls help out

pweshboi:
Thank God this is not happening in Nigeria... If it does it will have wiped out 98% of the population living in the affected areas before the emergency teams will start this king of evacuation and the likes. Baba God thank you ooo. We don't experience volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes and the likes. God knows our problem is ourselves so that alone is enough for us to battle with. If to say God nah US president ehnn I for say him plan us to be like this [all the tribes together in one entity called Nigeria] together.

I think corruption that we're bestowed with is doing more damage to us cos at the end of all their natural disasters, compare what's left to what we have and tell me who's looking better.

eyeon:
This guy is now so rich that he can never understand the meaning of poverty ever again.
#NONE_OF_THIS_IS_POSSIBLE_WITHOUT_GOD

Don't test God!

zainabfidelity:
And give her a nice gift, and dont frgt to give her money esp if she x naija gal.

Gbam

Ladies have been saying it for ages now. It's not purely size but duration that matters.

thepussyhunter:
Wow

you've got a very beautiful daughter ma'am

i soo love children (clean pretty ones sha )

liked on fb but unfortunately i aiint on IG...........dont like that shiiii

It's not their beauty that makes them so adorable but their innocence.

Beautiful and inspiring

Worwor:
If the wheel was designed by an AFONJA, I will not spin it because, it would surely be a SKULL MINING tool.

Hahahahahahahaha you ba?

OlujobaSamuel:
no mind dem, if brain splash out from person skull in their presence, all go just dey change tune, who wan die

Hahahahahahahaha

By the time 2 out of 3 ppl are shot dead, many would pass

He's now our news

U better go and look for reasons to marry that girl... After all you've seen all of her, before I ask God for a special favor against you. And He surely Listens.

Okoyiboz3:
And it is the love that your Biafran brothers have for your people that made them commit genocide of their own village folks in church?

Shukudi, stop advertising your foolishness and disgracing your village.

Epic.... Guy u need to chop knuckles and dine with elders

oheni:
in the bus someone said the owner of facebook is Mark_Nsukka bread...... I'm just waiting for my turn to faint because we are fainting according to our ticket number. lol

Savage!!

falconey:


You created the problem. If at the end it didn't work out,learn from this.
We don't like to be tested! moreover it's a guy's move.

Gbam!! u totally spoke my mind. And op ur whole world shouldn't revolve around an individual... that's one terrible issue wit teenagers. Learn to live wit d consequences of your actions and move on...

NwaAmaikpe:


After looking at your profile picture I wonder why any sane man will ask that question...

You obviously look like a sex-loving easy lay to me.


Maybe he was just being curious..
I guess he wants to know if your ex-boyfriend was brave enough to stand your ugliness in bed because you actually look like a man-eating ogre.

Like wtf!!! Guy wetin she do u na?

grayht:
Not again....

The day I climbed 32m Glo Mast some years ago, my pen.is ran inside just by looking down the mast...!!!

I share ur feelings my brother.... I'm so scared of heights that I even dream about it and still wake up panting hard