MrObontami:


Guy where have you been ??

Av been here bro....
Aldo them ban me because I called one girl a pussssssy

No need for all these lies anymore. ...most of these bitchesssssssss want to fuckkkkk..all the time..just tell them u want to fuccck them...that's all...

Mtchewwww.....anybody can prepare indomie and chicken. Fuckkkk this

U came to this conclusion under the influence of alcohol I guess....beech....

Beeches and how they think tho

Mom relax, soon una go legalize am...no b USA again?

This one no be child's oooo....run a change of course mehn

MISSNORA:
I gather pass that... I'm wonderfully made

.......

Mrobontami can handle that milk industry...


He has first class in bedmatics.....

Obon I hail oooo

obontami2:
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cc dygeasy

Nice ooooooo

alexistaiwo:
i dont like to judge people but taking into consideration what i heard about her bestfriend lover, he doesnt seem to be responsible. I mean, he always act immature like always suspecting his girl whenever she buys something and the money doesnt come from him, once he even threatened to beat his girl and collect back all he had given to the girl when it seemed she was gonna break up with him. I heard he had once slapped her.
But that is beside the point, what worries me is whenever he goofed in his relationship, he is in the habit of calling my girl to help him pacify her bestfriend, which my busybody of a girlfriend (one imperfect characteristics of hers) is always happy to do. And have told my girl times without number never to interfere in their issue cos i dont want trouble in the case of him beating her to stupor and police get involved.
But she wouldnt listen, always picking his calls to listen to his arrant nonsense.
I called her today and noticed her number was busy for over 35mins this afternoon, she told me it was this same guy, meaning he expects her to help clean his latest mess.
Now am fed up. What can i do to stop this nonsense?
modified: I warned her but she didn't listen. The relationship is over.

Nice one getting rid of that pipe u call a gf....replace her ASAP....

Pussayy thread...

lekjons:
obontàmi.. WTF?!

the funniest i've seen on NL..

What does obontami mean?

We was warming up before a game(basketball), bitchessss were all around wanting to watch and all...then my steel woke up...damn!,,, Embarrassed I was....

What is this virginity y'all keep talking about...

snadguy007:
Op, you can lie ooo. Wait first, where is the ball

Next time if you want to lie, be brief; thats why adverts are short

. Always make sure you read and understand a post before you comment negrooo.....

halfricanadian:
Wen u pull out d condom b careful so no sperm pours on her thigh close to d pusssy at dat moment a drop of sperm on d thigh close to d pusssy can get her pregnant

Meaning b sure u stand up from her before pulling out

Nd also b sure d condom aint leaking or hasnt burst

why cant y'all abstain abeg save ursef from stress

Av seen where a lady empty a condom inside her pussi after the guy has gone.....bitches lack joy mehn

Bam...

tosyne2much:
Why u talk say I too much baba ?

I dey feel your threads scarra...e dey always make sense....no be childs...

tosyne2much:
Bros u wicked oooo

Tosyne2much. U too much.....

Ozoneman:
I never really wanted to be in the shoe i am presently but am not feeling alright at all, every palliative measures taken so far have not really given me any sort of relief.

I met my ex 2009 in my 3rd year through her sister, who happens to be a close friend, and love took us off almost instantly to a journey i never expected could come to a sad and painful end. she has been there through the tough times back in school days.

And talking of the tough times, my parents relocated to the east during the period i gained admission in school; those period were the darkest of my life. i only but managed to pay my school fees through my mum savings (the best mum in world) and from thence till i graduated it was a battle feeding, rent paying and all. i had to write exams for fellow students to survive. So she came in when i needed a support and she did supported and i never stopped appreciating her role in my life.

we have been having issues of male-friends and the too-close-for-comfort kinda relationship they shared but she assured it was nothing and after much quarreling and fighting i decided to let go of the issue.

its been seven years now, am now working in a federal government establishment and doing really fine. there were no doubt she was the one i wanted to marry. some weeks ago i planned calling her to tell her it would be next year but i couldn't cos of the confession she made about her fling while in school and before she started her service last year. she had been seeing this guy, a fellow departmental mate, for the past 3years. she said she went for a church program and the message got to her and one of the things she was told was to come to me and confess what she had done.

i have ended the relationship but i find it hard to move on. she has been apologizing and pleading ever since then. i feel she is sincere and truly remorseful but i don't know what to do. Am really flattened out right now. i feel so empty and don't know if i will ever get over this. i have done everything to try move on but to no avail.

please help me someone, anyone. I need a word of strength to my fainting heart. I need help.

Bro free that bitchhhh.....ppl dat cheat never change!!!

Toks2008:


This is the problem i have with many people who read my articles up-side-down and some just read the title and comment.

There is a big problem with the future of this country judging from the crop of many youths we have who find it hard to comprehend.That is how they will start saying i write against ladies because they are not mentally coherent to decipher the inherent points.

Any woman that bleeps up will collect mehn...

Pusssyy womennnn!!!!!!

Unwise!!!

marlvis:
this only proves that ya still a child and needs to grow up I bet u didn't sign up on nairaland with ya real age ........ode ...


and yea I have sexy stretch marks at my hip region ..any one here saying he / she doesn't have stretch marks at one part of his or her body is one fork up liar .....

I have seen someone without stretch marks all over mehn...

About to start choir practice

halfricanadian:
He thinks having kids all around is the best na its not

Not he should have been more open guys feel wen dey hide stuff its good bt i tell u nothing is hidden before God

God saw tiwas suffering and he made sure he exposed tbillz nd he allowed tbillz to expose himself plain blanck

Well i feel for tiwa im sure it was the pressure of go and marry that led her to this thats why i will never force anybody to do anything cos God is watching wen d person is suffering from dat stuff the blood wil b on my neck i myt nt recieve d purnishment now bt yrs later dars how God works no sinner go unpurnish check d bible if God will still forgive you he wud first purnish one


Never pressurize any body to do anything God is watching when u least expect

Which god are you talking about

We have all totally deviated from the way God wants us to do things, that is why everything you see happening is happening. God didn't save tiwa from anybody.. Both of them lack wisdom, you know, true wisdom that is why you see them trying to gain pity from the people, instead of being in their kind of relationship, I prefer never to be married dear