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halfricanadian:
He thinks having kids all around is the best na its not

Not he should have been more open guys feel wen dey hide stuff its good bt i tell u nothing is hidden before God

God saw tiwas suffering and he made sure he exposed tbillz nd he allowed tbillz to expose himself plain blanck

Well i feel for tiwa im sure it was the pressure of go and marry that led her to this thats why i will never force anybody to do anything cos God is watching wen d person is suffering from dat stuff the blood wil b on my neck i myt nt recieve d purnishment now bt yrs later dars how God works no sinner go unpurnish check d bible if God will still forgive you he wud first purnish one


Never pressurize any body to do anything God is watching when u least expect

Which god are you talking about

We have all totally deviated from the way God wants us to do things, that is why everything you see happening is happening. God didn't save tiwa from anybody.. Both of them lack wisdom, you know, true wisdom that is why you see them trying to gain pity from the people, instead of being in their kind of relationship, I prefer never to be married dear

layla129:
How are y'll doing? A very hectic day it was for me

Anyways, back to serious topic. What is that thing you regret most from your past relationship?... things you should have done or not do.

On my part, i always regret ever letting my first love slip away ...such a cool guy

I regret not cheating on her...sincerely....I was a fool then....

9jascholarship:
To be an engineer from futo no be come chop....this is how we write it...futo exam na you and GOD alone....my dear to make first class and second class in futo no be hear....today's exam ....anyway that is why we never celebrate until we write our final exam that final day.....
http://discuss.ng/discussion/109/see-exam-condition-in-a-nigerian-university-see-photo-

Una dey try oo...kudos...


Naso e be for our pharmacy exams too for madonna here oo....na die bros no be beans.!!!

matrix199:
I keep wondering.....

1. They say all living things, humans, were made by God.

2. All things were made perfect by God

So I'm forced to asked, who made this lady with two reproductive tracts? Was it the devil?

Stil wondering....

You are light skinned, am dark, some are tall, others are short, some fat others slim...would u say God is slim,short, fat, tall, dark and fair??

We living things vary...and we also have mutation and all that genetic abnormalities...

I think that's what we have up there!!!

my knees peel..no be lie

Amy knees peel..no be lie

HERSLEY:
Lol one of the reasons I love 9ja. People can be smart! Especially on twitter. Not the dummies here always tribe fighting.

Mtchewwww!!! Ur dp is ugly!!!

jeloser:
seun pls help

Nice lips u gat....
Wasup you?

tosyne2much:
There's this lady in my department whom I have been fantasising for a while and each time I stare at her she conspicuously reciprocates the stare. Sometimes I feel a little bit shy when she catches me starting at her

The problem I have been battling with over the years is the phobia of approaching as well as wooing a lady. The thought of approaching her scares me a lot and I have told me friends about my interest in her and they have been advising me to man up and take a bold step. Though I think she has interest in me but you know ladies now, one may not know what's running through their minds. E fit be say na my trouser wey don tear for yansh she dey look, who knows?

Guys, please how do I approach her without being bashed? More so, what are the things to say to her in case I run out of words so that I won't look like a boring person.


Your suggestions are highly needed

Am in the same situation man...

Normally I relate with chicks well buh this particular girl....


This particular girl is ....damn!!!!


I can't even face her...and I caught her staring a couple of times.....

Adaure4ever:
Dumb and Useless thread. Inferiority Complex is indeed a problem.

Why the fucckk did you comment on a dumb thread

You must be dumb too

Rejoiceavl:
I'm fine

Where are u based?

Even if u fuckkk inside a cinema...nothing still sup.....

Rejoiceavl:
Yes, I said so, and I expect everyone who has eyes to agree with me, my point is.. I should be declared miss nairaland without any competition, so my sweet lala just pm me to give me my price.. For anyone that thinks I'm fat, I'm still the most beautiful right,

U look good...I love fat chicks...


Let's relate..how far?

What's this pussyyyy ya'll keep talking about?

banme1:
zombie from poverty stricken state

Wail bro..wail.....

Nice one!!!

Just came here to read comments from wailers

If u like her...run her.....

Age should not be a barrier.....

Leriebloom:
Today has been pretty bad for me, i got posted to Benue and i cant help but hate it.

just don't come back home with AIDS..

Try pork...its tight..

Stupedinluv:
Ive always preferred very little or no make up from puberty. I dont just like paints esp coloured paints on my face. Good powder, white and thick lip gloss are just okay and decent. It just makes your face in charge and not worn.

But sometimes back i had to adjust.

Yea people thought i was a nerd/inexperienced and others wondered about the "virgin" look (and i remembered creating a topic about it) but the primary reason i had to change was because he wanted me to be like other girls, talk about different kinds of make ups as a pro would. Just say all those girly things and want them too!

You know, i practically turned my face to a drawing book. My face more mature. I was looking 7yrs older but cool to him.
*rolls eyes*



I didnt know make up materials dont wipe off completely even after washing them off. There were bits of cracked eye pencils, shadows, blush, brown powder, concealers,etc here and there. They were almost invisible. I knew about this later even though i was suspicious from day one.

Wiper. My friend had to take me to the market to get a pack after assuring me that was the only thing that could clean off my make up totally. And she was right! or was she not?

Yes she was. It worked like magic.

But after sometime i noticed some strange lines around my eyes. Even after wiping! I had to look closely. The wrinkles although tiny were becoming visible. At that moment i realised how older i was looking just within these few months of my make up experience.

I was becoming classier but ageing quickly

Meanwhile i was observing most of the girls around already. I found out how older than their age they looked facially. But quickly saw the difference between me and them, they loved it and i was only trying to please others and then myself.

Did i stop. Yes but not completely. I dared seeing him without make up few days ago but i noticed his discontent. That day when i returned home, i promised myself not to see him again and leave his calls and msgs unanswered. And damn them all.

Can make up even make this your face beautiful?....I doubt

Airforce1:
I love her like Crazy and.

I remember her telling me that I'm the reason why she's shinning and that my love for her is all she wants in this world.

She's one in a million.

I remember all the shakara she did when I first toasted/woo her and how she almost messed me up before my friends.. But I persisted non stop till she gave me green light. it was crazy I must confess.

So today we cool.
We not just lovers, we friends, sibblings and lovers.

She's a nairalander and reading..

Blessings baby.
Love you till death.

That her friend go well oo...

U suppose the hit her shoress ooo!!!

bardella1:
dis a crios issue pls

Ok...listen..

Just talk to him, tell him what u saw..hear what he gat to say..
He may give u excuses, may tell u not to take those things serious...buh...

Don't let love fuckkk up ur reasoning

bardella1:
Ok
So I av dis sweet boyfriend anyone can ever tink of having
Buh d p is hez always over protective of his fone
I managed to get his password and everything
Nd dis nyt while goin tru d fone I saw d most hrtbrkin stuff dere
Not only does my bf has anoda gf he loves her more dan me from the chat and everything.
It's hrtbrking
Av nt told im
Wat do u suggest I do?

Pm me let's cheat on him back!!!

That pussay must be deep mehn!!!

angels09:
truthfully everyone packages at one point or another in life... but lindaikeji is a cyber bully... the shot at Femi Kuti's children and DNA test is just the height of bullying... why ruin children because of traffic?, why stigmatize and traumatize the poor innocent kids just for traffic?

Wizzy had an issue with his accommodation while on tour... you claim he's been bundled out just for traffic...do you even care about his reputation where he is? did you get a feedback or confirmation from him? Since she probably does not have a life outside gossips, she feels everyone has nothing to protect like her... that publication alone can ruin a lot for the poor guy who has no blog or opportunity to counter her malicious content on time. And now for her to start playing the gender card shows a lot is wrong with her upstairs... than we thought.

lindaikeji runs a business without morals or ethics...even saharareporters will not do that.

Born to fuqq pussayy...wet in dey sup?

vizkiz:
make this linda ikeji no go vex drink Ota piapia oh.. These bashing too much

Aunty smelling pussay sef too dey find person trouble. her mates are building up a home already while she is still feeling like a god because of her "acheivments". Well I am not hating (actually I am a little though ) but I think aunty smelling pussay linda should take a break from being an annoying biitch.

Payne has heavy points in her tweets if you actually read it through. Linda ikeji should stop being a biitch. She is cool though and hardworking, but that looks like a camouflage compared to her actions.

Broo, that woman pussyyyy the smell nor be lie...she just dey deny..we know.....Sesan say him see cobwebs inside sef ...ban done sure for me sha....lol

Ndkings1:
Buhari and APC brought this carnage called boko haram on us just to smother jonah's govt. . .Boko haram has servd its purpose now it is expendable. .
We knw what happened, boko haram didnt die as soon apc came to power rather its activities skyrocketed so that it would nt look as buhari is bhind it. . . Gradualy boko harm is fadin because its mission is complit

you are meant to use your head man....


Always use your head bro..always!!!

Maybe its her first time...

Most times girls cry after dia first fuckkk...

Maybe it is due to guilt,,, I don't know...

Buh she'll come around!!!

Topestbilly:


Even if you want to go down with your woman and she declined your request the least you can do it to beg her not forcefully ripe her..

Now, how would a sane person sees a lady crying and looking terrified, begging for mercy yet the retàrd manhood still erect.

Just send these modafucka's to Area51 and their lives will never remain human.

Some people derive joy from that pain bro.......