Thegracefulness: It would do you good to note that Nigeria ranked 40 most peaceful in the African region as at 2015, and also, 151 in the globe generally. And we all know how “peaceful” the Boko Haram bombings were in 2015, during the PDP administration, so you should take this ratings with a pinch of salt.
Even though right now, under the APC, we only suffer incessant daily killings and terrorists designated as bandits—in other to shut public glare from the country, and we’re also hyper-infested with Kidnappings and severe thuggery and mugging on public highways. Again, you should take the ratings with a pinch of salt.
Update; You cannot claim to be smart and not understand sarcasm. Sarcasm is used to confuse fools.
seunmsg: I won’t mind if Nigeria is downgraded to the level of China in terms of infrastructural development, technological innovations, manufacturing capacity and military advancement. Not a bad wish!
But wait o lalasticlala, a random Indian tweeted his opinion and you opened a thread about it and moved it quickly to the front page. Are we now to start opening threads about every opinion expressed in a tweet? Is Nairaland now lacking content or what? Absolute poo!
OnionBandit: This is one thing I love about Indians...
Even though their country is the real definition of shithole, they still try to speak well of it in public domains. There are places in India where children will have to swim through water filled with poo of different sizes to get to school but they won't let the world see these slums..If you have watched slumdog millionaire, you will have an idea of what I am saying.
...but here in Nigeria, just because you don't like a president, you go on twitter, Facebook, Reddit, quora etc to call your country zoo., spread fake news, exaggerate ills in the country, insult your president like he is the reason your life is miserable, and then tag the whole world to see..
Why won't a shithole like India, Kenya look down on us?
India is not a shit hole & nigeria is a notorious zoo
NwekeUG: Baba Ijesha's 'Relative' Claims That Princess Is Punishing Baba For Refusing Her Advances (Audio)
A young woman identified as Ewatomi Ayeni, who was at the Lagos magistrate's court, Yaba on Wednesday, June 17, has claimed that Nollywood actor, Olanrewaju Omiyinka, popularly known as Baba Ijesha is innocent of the allegations against him, IgbereTV reports.
Ewatomi who claims to be a relative of Baba Ijesha told newsmen that Princess had tried to seduce Baba Ijesha and when he resisted, she vowed to make Baba Ijesha pay. She claimed Princess then set him up with her foster daughter.
She said, "My name is Ewatomi Ayeni, the person in question is my elder brother. I haven't spoken on the media ever since the issue started. I am Baba Ijesha's younger sister. I am not ready to mention names but I know justice will be served.
"The government should investigate this matter very well and ensure that an innocent man doesn't die in the position of the wicked. If one doesn't hear the other side of the story before arriving at a conclusion, that person is wicked. Do not allow an innocent man to suffer because of what has happened, he knows nothing about it.
"He was invited and they set up the camera. All that they have asked the girl to do was what she did. They didn't give Baba Ijesha the grace to defend himself, so they can at least hear him out. He's there now, he's sick but he cannot go out, he's just there, he's useless, the family too is useless, we can't do anything. We cannot leave him to be in pain, he's the pillar of our family and he must not crumble.
"I don't want to mention names but if truly, Ijesha committed this crime, his wife's mother will never support him.
"They claimed Baba Ijesha defiled the girl 7 years ago; if only everyone knew what happened to him. We (his family members) cannot disclose, it's not everyone you see in movies, dressed well, that lives a perfect life. How many people do we explain what happened to? We have been keeping it as a family thing and then she decided to make it public.
"Has Princess herself mentioned the number of times she went naked urging Ijesha to sleep with her? Several times! Princess will invite Ijesha to come over though she knows he is married. Even if his wife is not in Nigeria, she knows he has sisters that can cook for him, yet she will invite him to come and eat.
"You claim to be friends with someone and you are also the enemy, why are you a fre-enemy? She came online claiming she helped Ijesha, does she know where he took his West African Senior School Certificate Examination, why is she making it seem like he depended on her?
"I plead with the government and every other authority to investigate the matter properly and know that Ijesha is innocent. He has no hand in whatever has happened.
"When you call someone a paedophile, that person will only be attracted to children but I have lived with Ijesha all my life, he could have used the opportunity that we are not of the same parents to abuse me but he never did that. I am who I am because of God and Ijesha. If he was truly a paedophile, we would have heard and known, but he is not.
"Now, simply because he became famous, some people want to tarnish his image.
"Princess, the comedian you all know, would remove her clothes and ask Ijesha to sleep with her but because he is a married man, he has always refused.
"The other time, she said in Yoruba 'I will show you'. She has done it now. Nothing must happen to Lanre, he was granted bail but they didn't allow him to go."
Responding on Instagram, Princess simply said the woman is not Baba Ijesha's sister. Princess then shared voice notes she claims Baba Ijesha sent to his friends from prison, encouraging them to spread lies about her and tarnish her image so that her story will be questioned by people.
seunmsg: Sowore should shut up because he’s not better. Everybody is using available opportunities to make money. Mikel and Iheanacho are milking politicians looking for credibility with the youths while Sowore and co are milking donor agencies for grant. Las las, everybody na scam.
Why should Mikel & iheanacho be offering credibility to Nigerian politicians?
Praxis758: More money in the hands of some governors equal more wealth to loot.
Derivative from FG to state governments do not translate to good economic policy to spend the money on
Some governors see their state funds as a feeding allowance that should be mismanaged. It takes visionary governor who is financially disciplined, economically savy and conscientious to embark on infrastructural projects to ease plights and the citizens and also build investment driven projects for revenue into the state coffers.
Praxis758: Why can't other state governors emulate the template being used by Udom Emmanuel in investment drive?
This economic drive must be sustained for a prosperous posterity.
Bravo to Udom Emmanuel.
AkwaIbom state processes 500,000 barrels of crude oil every single day and FG gives them back 13% of the money generated from it, Thats over 1.5 billion naira daily, Running into hundreds of billions of naira in annual revenue. If all Nigerian governors collect that daily, U will see massive improvements across board
nathpope: When the gods are involved, hygiene is not a problem. They will keep you healthy enough to keep coming back for more...while they keep sucking the suckables off you...
GboyegaD: Hmm...for someone whose family business was food selling, I find it difficult to believe these stories. One reason could be because we never practiced such and people sometimes out of envy would say anything.
sonnie10: In the 80s, there used to be this very popular Calabar woman that sells food only at night. She was so popular that only rich guy would access her food. Customers line would extend from the house to the road and wait time was like 1hour plus. Her food was very tasty and rich, stew, rice, fried plantain, bean, moi moi , she knew how to make them come out really good. People would sometimes even fight when she bypasses the line to serve bigger boys with cash. But eventually, rumor of her supposed secret creeped in and the whole town was enraged. He business did not survive it as mere thinking about what they accused her of would make one throw up any food from there.
Her competitors destroyed her name....and it worked cuz una no get sense.
southniyikaye: For some months now, I eat outside cos of my day to day busy schedules...
Infact for almost a year now, have been eating outside.
So recently, my sales reps noticed something. No matter the amount of food we buy at our local buka, the maximum time to stay filled is 2hrs then we are hungry again.
So some people came around my place and it was a topic for discussion...
I was told most of them use broom to wash their pot before and after cooking. Some use the water they used while bathing to cook..
I heard of one that happened in Akure back then at Arakale or is it Oyemekun now, they found human skull at the bottom of her soup pot, the soup never finishes before another is poured in but this time, the madam was not around and there were many people who came to buy food so so they couldn't add to the soup on time so the skull became visible..
Have heard about those who use water used in bathing dead body to cook..
So many things were discussed so, have you had any of such experience or experiences before or na just dem say dem say?
Tokskob2008: Eating at local bukas can be dangerous most times. When you see grown adults queuing up with plates in their hands just to buy food from a particular buka just know there's something else involved
advanceDNA: Go and bring the reports of it happening everywhere...u people just like claiming what is not to make your comment sound genuine
Sèbí na google give u the name...oya google all the cases of all the young single and married women that have gotten stuck with a man as u have claimed it’s everywhere or common...
Bring ur own reports that it happens because of oturmokpo
chachanga: Leave the Mumu pple. They just pronounce general opinions on every case without hard data to prove otherwise.
Penis captivus is supposed to be brought on and/or further exacerbated by stress, fear, nervousness etc.
And 90% of published research works on it state that it is so rare here in the West that documenting has been hard, so it's been confined to the stuff of urban legends. Yet here we have loads and loads of folks boinking one another every which way daily, so so many people having crazy wild extramarital sexxx, getting their groove on to every imaginable kink, some wouldn't even touch you with a ten-foot pole if you're not guaranteed to let them practice all their nasty risky sexxx fetishes on you...yet they never get stuck together! Why Africa then?
On timing and duration, penis captivus, by the published science that phools in Nairaland are swearing by, is to last for a few seconds, not more than a few minutes in extremely rare cases. Well, is that the case in Africa? Nooo! These guys get stuck and agonise for long enough for neighbours, the Police, sangomas/herbalists, TV news crews and even the offended spouses to come around? What makes the African one unique? Especially East Africa where it happens regularly.
Physiology wise, African occurrences also defies the logic of penis captivus. Penis captivus is noted to resolve via muscle relaxation, either naturally or via injecting the female with a muscle relaxant to get her cage muscles loose enough to let go of the poor harassed joystick within. Increase in muscular tension prolongs the experience. Now, check out this documented case, was it not the husband who came to "release them"? Which wife will get more relaxed, being seen naked with another man's d!CK stuck in her deephole while the whole town is watching?! Would she be able to relax for captivus to ease, of course not.
Again, why only cheating married partners involved always? Are unmarried chicks with even tightee pvssies not cheating too? Or college students? And nervous fumbling teenagers, shey those ones no dey knack again?!
Why is it there in documented African (Yoruba especially) that the female can be "afflicted" in some way that makes her a walking time-bomb of penis captivus? Why the similarities in those stories all the way from West to East Ave South Africa and not one extra account implies that the man make be a carrier of that misfortune?
Long write up, but me I feel there's so much more to the African experience of this thing as it is with so so many things that everyday continental Africans overlook in their rich heritage, both good and bad. Somebody could just document this a bit and pester a few human health research bodies to get grants to come to Africa to study this phenomena now, that's money, that's recognition, that's a published work however little but will that someone be African, I doubt it.
Have you asked why the African prevalence instead of parroting the general sketchy research orthodoxy prescribed by the West?
What about the ascribed presumed intentionality of its originsi.e. commonality of the view that it can be induced in two partners by a neutral 3rd party?
Whether spiritual curses or no, y'all overlook so so much on that continent. There are scientific reasons we're still rigidly observing Covid-19 safety regulations and on partial lockdown here but you're running around literally breathing in one another's mouths there with no protections, nothing! It's not far from the minute peculiar variations in African genetic makeup.
My main point is reasons for that penis captivus phenomena frequency in Africa (especially East Africa) and scarcity here is rooted in what hasn't been documented yet. Don't just parrot what a white guy wrote down in 1983, discover yourselves, that's where you power lies, that's the way to your elusive Wakanda. Don't dismissively assume so much.
Penis captivus is very rare in Africa, Same way its very rare in every other parts of the world.
Jazz, Oturmokpo and whatever name u call it doesn't exist. Stop wasting ur time on useless things
""These guys get stuck and agonise for long""
They get scared and start looking for help immediately it happens and that is because they are Africans, Uneducated and know very little about Penis captivus. If it happens to me, I will relax till it eases off, that's cuz i have the knowledge that it exists, If it happens to u, u will assume its Oturmokpo and start running to a church.
I pity the Northerns in my state of this is true !!
We aren't Yoruba who talk from both sides of the mouth . We aren't Iboe who make noise
We will wipe Northerners out of our state if they press us
We don't make noise
Edo has done absolutely nothing...Even a crowned prince that came back from USA to Edo state was kidnapped n murdered by herdsmen and u people did nothing.
The election process is not concluded until after the court affirms your legitimacy,where necessary.
He is not different to Celestine Omeiha of Rivers ...Ex governors without any retirement gratuity or entitlement from the State. Is that one a governor?
Yes, that one is a state governor.
Stop foOOooOoooOOOoling urself, No Nigerian regards ur useless court
Politics › Re: FG Shortlists 21 States For Pilot Grazing Reserves (list) by Gambit23: 8:00am On Jun 18, 2021
