They are so lazy, they want to live in comfort, no wonder most of them find themselves in jail trying to make it big overseas.

Diasporians.

You will be surprised if I tell you I have lived 6 years in Hackney - London, E5 and have gone back to Nigeria, then you will shut up and beg for to be my gate man in Nigeria.

How silly these people are? They think once you say anything contrary to living in London, they think you are someone who is begging to come to live in the UK or America- I have full residence permit in the UK, to live and work as a professional, so, close your wide mouth - Mr Mortgage.

Knowall.

I wonder who you compare yourself with in Nigeria - gatemen? and you keep talking about mortgage, do you know how many of your mates live in their own houses in Nigeria? you talk of mortgage as if you have gotten something noone can get, don't you know that mortgage is borrowed money? how many people borrow money to live in Nigeria? people spend their hard earned cash - cash - no credit, no borrowing, you talk as if mortgage is a big deal? How many gatemen live in their own houses they build with their cash - not credit or mortgage. How many pounds have you been able to save on top of your mortgage? I know a lot of proffesionals who have left the UK to go to Nigeria to work - if it is not good for them, why will they leave the UK to go take up jobs back home in Nigeria?

In Nigeria, everything is paid for in cash, meaning, people in Nigeria has more access to cash, then people who depend on credit cards to even eat and go on holidays? Dont you think then?

KnowAll:


Look there is nobody suffering in london I will tell you why.

1. You will be suffering if you are an -illegal immigrant and forever running and dodging law enforcment officers, those kind of peeps are better off in Nija.

2. Quite a few Nijas are wanted for one fraud or the other, I know one guy who cashed in on about 10 house drawing secured loans on these houses, I recently saw him and he told me he now lives in Abuja. That kind of guy knows their nothing for him London anymore. So he is better of in Nija.

3. Other hard working Nigerians are actually enjoying the fruit of their labour with this credit crunch e.g if you have a mortgage and you are paying £1000.00 a month 4 months ago, the bank of England has actually dropped intrest rate from 5.50% TO 2 % it means somebody paying £1000.00 a few months ago would probably be paying about £650.00. Basically the govt has put £350.00 back into your pocket.

4) With that extra £350.00 in your pocket a lot peeps are even better off than before the credict crunch.

5) The only people that are worse off are people who lost their jobs and with time they will get another job.

You have just re confirmed the fact that your name is not true - kindly change your name to Mr KnowNothing.

No suffering in London, yet, most people do three four jobs to get by.

No suffering in London, yet, you cant even boast of 1000 pounds savings in a month upon all your hardwork

Stay there, deceiving yourself.

The topic is not wether people suffer in London - just read the topic properly bloda.

u are a fish.

Let Bush proove his popularity by riding and waving at the people of Iraq - in an open convoy - this is the only way to prove if he is judged rigthly in Iraq or judged wrongly.

anyone can get the above named car for me with price?

as if there is no brutality in those countries where you all run to.

my worst:

1. Davidylan

2. Kobojunkie

3. Tpia

4. Mr Crackles

KnowAll:


Why would anybody want to come back to Nigeria when the Naira was appreciating against most currency, the Cental Bank Governor deem it fit to devalue the Naira, What for, why devalue the naira yet again. People will come back if the Naira aprreciates considerably.

Five weeks ago, the naira exchanged for 184 to the pound, everyone for London they shout say theiur own don spoil. Na for your eye, the pound go soon they exchange for 100naira, na den you go know say ponmo no be meat, na just rubber.

Charlesmud:

No be so my brother, I just got to make better money before I come Naija to start things, U know what i mean. My brother nothing dey Europe oo, no mind us wey dey come here, na because we just won come. Make u dey enjoy the money and wealth you have in Nigeria and we wey dey Europe make we dey live our poverty life dey go (oju re a ja).

FBS Thank you jare my brother, I should come to Nigeria to do what ? sell kulikuli or I go get job for central bank ?

If person get job self, how much be the yeye salary wey person go use everything buy petrol for car and generator or se na candle I go on for night ? Na wa for that Nigeria, in all case its terrible with nothing at all we gain from the government, NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

My preayer na say, make you no fit come back to the country Nigeria, because if you come back, where you go start from self, because you go come with no money, and you no go fit do the kind work wey you dey do for Europe, example, if you dey sweep road for Europe, you fit do am for Naija? If you be bus driver for London, you fit drive bus for Naija? where you go start from? you go dey so useless, so, my advice, stay where you dey, dey enjoy - as u call am. you go soon hear wuen - you no how many people woolworths lay off in one swoop? stay there.

You wan make money for Europe b4 you come back? you make me laugh, since you dey there, how much money you don save? make money for europe, as if na so the thing easy. you make me laugh, even my dik self they laugh you.

landis:

every thing missing in Nigeria!

ahaha - stay there and rot.

Godalone:

You are right,they will not pay you except you are ready to part with some percentage,that is Nigeria for you.

and they tell you it doesnt happen abroad? come o - he be like say na bush una dey stay abroad?

scottN:

Did ur girlfriend just dump u?

I see, my poo is not enough, looks like I will call Ribadu to poo in your mouth, in this his most aggressive state.

scottN:

So will u always settle 4 less in life?

Only if you allow me to open your mouth wide, while i open my anus, my butt hole, and poo the most releiving poo all inside your open mouth while i now top it up with the most releiving pee, all in your mouth, then you can come back here for more questions.

complaints without offering better alternatives - na wa.

Charlesmud:

Yes I heard Nigerians in America wants to go back to Nigeria and also trying to come to Europe but Europe is tight this days to enter even for Americans and am sure it will be hellfire from Africa coming to Europe.

Who says Europe as problem? Its the exported goods like cars from European Union countries to USA that as a slow movement (they have already made arrangements to reduce the amount of car production) but the economy is perfectly stable in the European Union countries EU, I don't know about the other European countries. some people lost there jobs in only companies that exports goods to USA But generally here I don't even see anything wrong cus things are moving as normal.

So who will leave here to go to Nigeria , for what ?, well maybe those in America. I believe those that are coming home from Europe to Nigeria just came as usual for Xmas.

You are trying to make yourself happy where you are abi?

You said who will leave Europe to go to Nigeria? Stay there, when reality hits you like fire in the face and burns all your beard, thats when you will know that thousands have left and are still leaving Europe to go and settle down in Nigeria - pray - tell me what is in Europe?

BecomeRich:

that story is not true, most nigeria abroad go home every year.  and they are come back here.  if you do not book your ticket before october you can get ticket till january.

come back to molue,
come back to nepa,
come back to bad road,
come back to bad hospital
come back to bad leadership
come back to arm robbers
come back to you get through to MTN network at the moment try later
come back pure water and water well
come back to politician stopping you on the way , so that their can pass
come back to doing contract for the federal and state govt and never get paid.
come back to given egunje
come back to road block by the police.
come back to SSS arresting nigerian abroad for blogging
come back to jakande school
come back to   more than 10 million list I can list. The only reason i go come back, is if i am appoint to serve in a state or federal or i run for office .  appoint me into office and i would come back home.

I PITY YOU.

shut up there - when old hands are used, you all shout blue murder, you all cry they are recycled, but now, when they are people you dont know about, you still say they are in competent, na wa o- all of you are very very sorry beings.

Most of these people had sworn never to have anything to do with Nigeria, but now, their butt hole don taste pepper and they are begining to realise say khaki no be leather, they are now running, and I mean, running back home, should they be welcomed or should they be sent back to wither they cometh from?

earTHMama:

What do mean? Even Mexicans were reported on MSNBC last night to be fleeing back home? many Nigerian families here have gone home. Ok, you dey Ohio which is like zamfara state in America.

hahaha hohoho hehehe hihihi huhuhu

EarthMama - you make me laugh o, even my dik was shaking in laughter.

Please let them go back to where they are coming from, we dont want them in Nigeria, let them go to a country like chad - they will be more than welcome.

I advocate every returnee to have their heads painted with red paint, so we can recognise them from afar - they are to be dreaded.

so if she refuses to name the kids after their dad, what does that make her? makes her a very arrogant, un grateful, yob - why? the man was there all along, this is why women are to be treated in their own game, never grateful, but always wanting what they cant give themselves.

azorjiu:

Strangle people like you, that's what i would do for nigeria.

Strangle me because I dont share your opinion about Nigeria? You must have your moda foking head examined.

and what would you have done better if you are asked to do something to save Nigeria?

mad people on Nairaland

When will Nigerians be ever satisfied?

Nigeria is doomed upon your head, poster.

Not everyone shares your opinion that Nigeria is doomed based on your conjured up anomalies.

deeplo:

thanks for these question steve49ja

1,  my mum never agree to it that i impregnate the lady. she said, and i quote her word "have always warned u to becareful about helping people, see where it has land you, but i know you are innocent, you are just a victime of your own stupidity". Infact, my mum facilitate the fastness in my introduction as she said, she will fight this to finish.

2. She has seen some funny behaviour in me but she really can't pin it down. One saturday morning we went to fetch water as we have not finished with the borehole in our home, while i was fetching, someone was talking to me but my mind was not there, she said "honey, it seems your mind is not here,  anyting the matter?,  i just laughed and said i was listening to a programme from the car radio station.

3. Like i said above, i really don't know how or what lead to it, i just knew i have slept with her,  but many times she will ask me to sleep in her house which i always reject though my fiance is not always around during the week days and it happens that i always drive past her house when goin home at night.

I have no slight interest in sleeping with her as i have caught her red-handed while guys were sleeping with her, so i could not with full intent sleep with that kind of person.

Come think of it, i have always use condom with my fiance as we have decide to start having kids from May 2009. I happened to have a schedule that can determine the sex of a baby in accordance with the woman's age and month to conceive, so there is no need for us to rush as we have all planned how to start our family. I cherished her more and i know she can't leave, but i can't envisage her reaction, i know she will definitely get annoyed, am very sure.

Deeplo - like your name says, did you realy go that deep, deep and low when you screwed her? You must be a clown.

@Poster

What do you take us for? fools?

steve49ja:

you kidding me?
this is some movie story? ? ?  
can't believe this

He lie, big time. Which fool will sleep with a woman this day and age without a condom? Nollywood, shown on TV, you can buy the movie yourself.

@Poster

Nollywood, Games of the Heart - parts 1, 2, and 3.