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Nairaland is a house of dreamers - posters, nevermind, it is allowed, dream on, byt the time we reach the year 2090, and your dikc never enter any pussi e , na im you go know say lie lie no good.

see me see something o - see arm chair economists for NairaLand, una too dey make me laugh.

Mr Gbenga-

We command you to go to hell and stay put there - right now.

have you heard of davidylan virus killer? try it.

1. Seun, for giving so many sex starved goons, boys and girls hope on NairaLand, for satisfying them with topics to make them c um while reading

2. Sistawoman - for the clarity at which she exposes her sexual habits with her husband on NairaLand

3. Davidylan - for so so so many stupid  arguments that makes us ourselves thinks we are fools

4. Debosky - for reasoning like a fish most times and for arguments that sometimes makes us think we are baboons

5. Tpia - Tpia oh Tpia -  for his or her buffonery

6. Tumfulu - for his bravery on NairaLand - this man is so brave that he threaded paths hitherto unheard of, for his sexually corrupted mind - we give him the award for the most rational human being in space.

7. Kobojunkie - someone once said this is a lady - well, lady or not, we give it up to her/him for his agility to be very mis guided and laughable at every sentence he /she utters.


---who else - please write more, with very genuine reasons.

These fools talk as if Nigeria starts and ends in Lagos, its like saying America starts and ends in the ghetos of Bronx and flood infested black neighbourhoods down south.

Go to Abuja and see, granted, Lagos is in shambles, but it is completely wrong to use that as a yardstick to measure the country Nigeria. Visit Calabar and see, drive through Port Harcourt and see, go to a few northern cities and see, to me, it is a fool who uses what he sees in Lagos as a yardstick to conclude about situations in the entire country Nigeria.

OBVIOUS:

As long as the structure of capitalism exists, there will always be a gapping hole between the rich and the poor.

So, is that peculiar to Nigeria? why wont white boy look at his country first and write about it?

If a black man visits America and write about the ills he witnessed there, be sure he wont be allowed in to America the next time, but here, it is the other way round, even Nigerians celebrate people who write so much factless ills about their country, sick people.

sista-jay:

Tumfulu is one of your many usernames. . . . . . . . .REMEMBER!!!!! You have so many, you are beginin to lose track of them all.

so many ginni?

tangent:

no need to be bitter. the author just highlighted the wide gulf in class in lagos. what i deduced from his article is there is no middle class in lagos. the upper class are very rich and the lower class are extremely poor.

Shut the f up, you and him, he should first remove the specks in his eyes, in his country America, where there is a wide gap between the affluent and the rich, what is the big deal about the same thing in Nigeria? Which country has more under bridge dwellers in this world than in America? I am sick and tired of these foreign pests who only take one trip to Nigeria and thinks they have seen and known about the whole country to write gibberish and junk when they go back to their sick country.

@software

His the guy not human? abi you think he runs on softwares you have written?

and how many people sleep on the streets of Los Angeles, on the streets of Holywood, and how many people sleep under the bridges in America, what the hell is the reporter trying to talk about? America o America, amidst plenty, amidst affluence, lots do not know where their next meal is coming from, lots have shelters under bridges, so, what the big deal about Nigeria? Reporter and those who thinks he has said something great, kindly shove your diks inside your butt hole and let us hear word.

People in Nigeria may be poor, but yet happy, what the crap? I have been to extremely poor places in Lagos and I see SUVs that even people in Holywood can only dream of riding, yet, Nigeria and Nigerian people are poor and only live in VI etc, what a sorry mind the reporter has? If you dont have anything to write about, why not just shut up?

I have been compared to Tunfulu or Tufulum or Tu whatever, who is this person Tum whatever please?

These four have constituted themselves into baboons who grab bananas at the simplest opportunity. They think every story you post on in here is false because they are rotten where they are and they think what you write cant be true, because they can only imagine it in their lives.

Are there more baboons like these four?

@Poster

My fervent prayer is that, may you all die in the self exile, may you never find your way back to Nigeria, and all the people say, Amen.

empty fools, trying to convince us it is not good to serve God,

David, Crackles, etc, with all your posts on the sexuality section, one wonders if you know anything more than sex, and you come here trying to talk on something you dont know about, saying him used to be in the choir, hahaha, choir in the sex land abi? Stupid buffons.

who told you that all big companies outsource their programming jobs abroad?

You think and reason like a pig in the lion's den.

when the bible says serve your God with all your might - what does "might" mean? is might not in the physical?

All of you have gt twisted diks and pu ssies.

@Davidylan

Each time I read your posts, you remind me of the goat that ate bread near my house and there was no water for her to drink, and started runnin helter skelter with the bread hooked to her throat, and she is all over the place saying breaaad, breaaad, throooaat, hoookkeed.

Your analysis are so mind boggling, dik raising, and pu ssie wetting, to say the list.

So you are saying the Bible did or doesnt advocate service? So what does it mean to serve the Lord with all your might? might in the physical, what does might mean? praying? clapping? or what?, tell me o before i fok your wife.

damiso:

No I don't grab.

@ other posters,thanks for ur contributions.I have just realised as i have grown in my faith is that the church is one place where you sometimes have to have the conviction to stand your ground on issues(esp if u study the word and see that ur in right standing,have learnt always to seek what the bible says and not always rely on my pastor said) but boy is it hard.At least once  a month,there are sermons,directly or indirectly attacking those who don't belong to a dept,with words like'if u don't deposit in the bank acct of heaven,how can u withdraw from' and so many other talks to make those if us who don't belong to depts feel alienated and less holy.

I have a passion working with teenagers as i can relate with them being that i made alot of mistakes back then which i feel counselling would have made an imapct.I therefore want to reach out to these youths and be a role model they can actually relate to it without all the adult,holier than thou airs and forgive me if i feel that 'working' in church is not the only way to make an imapact in on them and society as a whole.

There are so many things that i feel should be between u and ur God and are turned into objects of showing off and seeking approval from the elders.This something i am trying to avoid esp as some church people always get all up in ur business so as to have a topic for the next gossip session.I have a few friends in church prob 2 or 3 and i intend to keep it that way.This does not mean that  i bear grudges with anyone,love everyone with the love of God,just don't want to be caught up in the whole hierachy,backbiting,holier than thou attitudes that i have managed to observe from far.

It is true, you have to belong to a group or you are not serving God publicly, open service is a requirement, not a closed service, you grab? Service is not just going to sit down and bench warm, you have to also serve the Lord with your might, either become a driver, a sunday school teacher, part of the people who tidy up the chuch b4 or after service, you just have to belong to a group.

noone on Nairaland who has only one user id, if you have only one user id, that makes you nothing but a tampolin.