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Evijane:its meant to be 10 digit check again |
Evijane:your reg number is not complete |
foye94:boss I dont know the combination you can check the brochure |
Bourlare: |
Bourlare:geography self is wrong bro
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Na wa o what now the correct comb for political science.... Second pol science aspirant have seen that as been disqualified |
Josevission1:ogeni if like believe if you like don't... Its non of my business sir ![]() |
Josevission1:posted d screenshot already |
Maybe this comment wont be important for the majority of people here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other comments maybe I'll be criticized for this but i just want to let yall know I'm selling bananas |
Guys dy are disqualifying people oo
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Breaking News ! !! !!! Lagos State University Consolidated 2016/2017 Online Admission Screening Report is available at https://dpu.lasu.edu.ng/ Click Students TAB, then click "Undergraduate Admission Screening Result" |
What are is the jamb combination for management tech asap |
As there been any case of someone not be eligible?? |
*9 FACTS THAT ARE STILL HIDDEN FROM US* 1. _69% of people in Australia don't drink milk._ 2. _Snakes vision is up to 5km._ 3. _A man can touch the sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury._ 4. _No twins have been born till now in Greenland._ 5. _Zebras don't have a liver._ 6. _All the above details are false._ 7. _Thanks for believing for a while._ 8. _Today is not April 1st._ 9. _But a fool is a fool no matter the time and day._ |
Guys can one choose course from 2different faculties.. Like sciences and fms |
Goldenheart:I hope this phyton snake doesn't go on extinction ![]() |
Dariye:bro that's why I saw too...I haven't been invited too |
September 10, 2016 PRESS RELEASE *from the university* FUNAAB to resume soon, NUC Commends Excellent Pre-Screening Excercise The statutory body charged with the responsibility for regulating the activities of universities in the country, the National Universities Commission (NUC), has commended the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), for successfully carrying out the 2016/2017 Pre-Admission Screening Exercise, for prospective students of the University. The Senior Information and Monitoring Officer of NUC, Mr. Mohammed Tanko, who represented NUC at the occasion, lauded members of staff of FUNAAB and other government functionaries that actively participated in the 2016/2017 Pre-Admission Screening Exercise, for a job well done in terms of logistics, welfare, thoroughness and adherence to laid down procedures. Mr. Tanko stated that his task was to monitor the screening exercise, to ensure that the University does not breach the directive of the Federal Government given through the Honourable Minister of Education. The Senior Information and Monitoring Officer added that, “So far so good, the process has been smooth. I observed that the security arrangements were properly made. The traffic and strategy that were deployed by both the internal and external security personnel, the Department of State Services (DSS) officers, which I saw on ground and men of other sister-agencies, who participated in the screening, were very much commendable. The strategy of the decentralised screening centre (as adopted by FUNAAB) was commendable, as students were well taken care of while transportation logistic was also commendable. He stated further that, “One thing that was encouraging was the inclusion of security agents among members of the screening panel, especially, those from the National Drug and Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) and the DSS. They interviewed and studied the students and this helped to drop students, who are not competent enough to gain admission into federal universities, because federal institutions are the property of the Federal Government. I am very proud of the process and the formation of the panel because we have to ensure that candidates, who are qualified, are admitted while those who do not merit admission do not come and take the place of those who we really need to be productive agents in the future.” The NUC official added that FUNAAB had a very beautiful campus, saying “I love the typography. The University is well maintained, the environment is serene, although, the students are not on campus. But from what I can see, I think that the Management of the University is taking care of its assets”. He charged the University Management to keep up the high standards, most especially, in the maintenance of the campus environment and continue to ensure quality as “we expect to have quality graduate output that would compete in private and public sectors within and outside the country. So, I advise that you adhere to NUC guidelines in the areas of admission quota, rules and regulations that would come from the government through the Federal Ministry of Education”. The Vice-Chancellor of FUNAAB and President, Association of African Universities, Professor Olusola Oyewole, who was physically on ground to monitor the exercise, disclosed that the screening exercise was very important, to ensure that only responsible and qualified students, who would add value to the quality of the educational system were admitted, as he charged the prospective students to be up and doing, assuring all that they were in the right environment that would help them fulfill their destinies in life. Speaking on the resumption date for stale students, the Vice-Chancellor revealed that the committee that was set up to investigate the recent students' unrest had just submitted its report, adding that the Senate would soon sit to consider the report and take a decision on the new resumption date for the University. |
DI tire for all this yoruba Women sef....... Naso I wan go visit someone for tollgate at ibadan. On my way going, I felt so thirsty,then I saw a woman selling Zobo! I asked her in english if its cold? I notice that the woman does not understand english. Nah so I com ask her in yoruba (in ibadan accent) that "Mama, soboyin tutu?" Nah so the woman reply, "Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE LOMA GBONA IWO OMO RADARADA YI." Plz shey nah abuse I abuse the woman?? ![]() |
;DI tire for all this yorubaWomen sef....... Naso I wan go visit someone for tollgate at ibadan. On my way going, I felt so thirsty,then I saw a woman selling Zobo! I asked her in english if its cold? I notice that the woman does not understand english. Nah so I com ask her in yoruba (in ibadan accent) that "Mama, soboyin tutu?" Nah so the woman reply, "Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE LOMA GBONA IWO OMO RADARADA YI." Plz shey nah abuse I abuse the woman?? |
My song on DA way
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Have not been invited oo ...I had 251 going for CSC... I add the wrong combination eng.phy.math.bio any hope for me |
Pronounce these words very fast |
Pls I have the wrong combination for computer science... And I had 251 would I be considered for admission |
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Saw this in my area too ![]()
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Smh for Africa ![]()
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million dollar kitten ![]() |
3...Origin: Sumerian mythologyAsag is one of many demons that causes sickness. “But what,”, you say, “separates him from other demons that cause sickness?”. Well, for one, he had sex with all the mountains in the world, and had a litter of “rock-demon” offspring that defends him in any battle. He is also believed to be so grotesquely, unbelievably ugly, that his very presence causes fish to be boiled alive in rivers and/or lakes within viewing-distance!5 Belphegor Origin: Christian demonology and Kabbalic mythologyBelphegor is absolutely unbelievable. He got his start in Assyria, many, many years ago. He was first called Baal-Peor, and he was associated with orgies, and other types of lewdness. The Israelites worshiped him, in the form of a phallic (penis-shaped) idol. Later on, in Kabbalic mythology, he was a demon who made people paranoid of each other, and who would seduce them with money and overall wealth. Needless to say, it was hard to summon Baal-Peor, because he required the sacrifice of human excrement! In the 16th Century, he changed his name to Belphegor, and changed his strategy (somewhat). He pretty much threw away the idea of causing mutual mistrust in people, and instead…focused on inventions. He would “suggest” crazy (yet plausible) inventions to people, and then use their greed to his (and their) advantage when they became successful. According to legend, Belphegor was sent to Earth from Hell to either justify of disprove the rumors that marriage can result in happiness. Finding no evidence that happiness is possible in a marriage (now, there’s a surprise), he chose to stay on Earth. He is notable for two bizarre attributes: He is believed to be physically, mentally, and strategically strongest in the month of April, and he either was or is Hell’s/Satan’s ambassador to France. Belphegor also played an role in Milton’s book, “Paradise Lost”. He is either depicted as a hideous, bearded demon with horns and claws, or a beautiful young woman.
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More too come stay tuned |
Baphomet is, according to legend, a goat-headed fertility-spirit (or demon) that was worshipped by practitioners of the occult - although there was little evidence of this actually occuring until later in history: he was also supposedly the secret benefactor of the Knight Templars during the height of the persecution against the Order (which was later renounced by the Catholic Church as unjust and the order was cleared of all wrongdoing). Despite this, Baphomet became popular amongst those who opposed orthodox religion or order and became a patron of many different Left-Hand faiths, amongst them is theistic Satanism - he was seen as either a symbol or a literal being depending on the beliefs of the cult and could vary in function. Baphomet's image is seen on some Tarot Cards and even the Reverse Pentagram, once again confused with Satan - in the 1980s the mass hysteria of Satanic child abuse spread rumors that cults worshipping Baphomet were involved in ritualistic child abuse and global conspiracy, it is worth noting, however these claims were never supported by solid evidence and are largely considered false by those outside the conspiracy theory mentality. In some branches of demonology, Baphomet is seen as a high-ranking ruler of Hell and one of Satan's many henchmen - this may go some way into explaining why the two demons often seem to share the same qualities.
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1[b][/b] Belphegor Origin: Christian demonology and Kabbalic mythologyBelphegor is absolutely unbelievable. He got his start in Assyria, many, many years ago. He was first called Baal-Peor, and he was associated with orgies, and other types of lewdness. The Israelites worshiped him, in the form of a phallic (penis-shaped) idol. Later on, in Kabbalic mythology, he was a demon who made people paranoid of each other, and who would seduce them with money and overall wealth. Needless to say, it was hard to summon Baal-Peor, because he required the sacrifice of human excrement! In the 16th Century, he changed his name to Belphegor, and changed his strategy (somewhat). He pretty much threw away the idea of causing mutual mistrust in people, and instead…focused on inventions. He would “suggest” crazy (yet plausible) inventions to people, and then use their greed to his (and their) advantage when they became successful. According to legend, Belphegor was sent to Earth from Hell to either justify of disprove the rumors that marriage can result in happiness. Finding no evidence that happiness is possible in a marriage (now, there’s a surprise), he chose to stay on Earth. He is notable for two bizarre attributes: He is believed to be physically, mentally, and strategically strongest in the month of April, and he either was or is Hell’s/Satan’s ambassador to France. Belphegor also played an role in Milton’s book, “Paradise Lost”. He is either depicted as a hideous, bearded demon with horns and claws, or a beautiful young woman.
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Incase it makes fp