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EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m):
Evijane:
dey are correct and complete
its meant to be 10 digit check again
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 1:27pm On Sep 20, 2016
Evijane:
pls I need someone to check and screen grab result for me
My bro reg no-6684185ge and 6671732cd for me
plsssssss I need it asap
your reg number is not complete
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 1:21pm On Sep 20, 2016
foye94:
plz am a direct entry candidate applying for industrial relations and personnel mgt and I have o level combo of eng,maths,econs,govt and biology.plz is it okay like good to go
boss I dont know the combination you can check the brochure
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 8:54am On Sep 20, 2016
Bourlare:
For those of you that chose Lasu as second choice here is what I observed concerning Five Best Compulsory Relevant Subjects.
For those of you that apply for Accounting/Banking and Finance/Business Admin/Marketing/Insurance
You must have English, Maths, Economics, Accounting, Commerce or Government.

For those of you that apply for Public Admin/Economics/Political Science/Sociology
You must have English, Maths Economics, Government and any other subjects from Accounting, Literature in English, IRS/CRS.
What about management technology
For those of you that apply for Computer Science/Mathematics
English, Maths, Physics and two other subjects from Chemistry, Biology, Economics or Geography.

For those of that apply for Common and Islamic Law
English, Maths, Literature in English, Islamic studies, Government.

For Common Law
English, Maths, Literature in English, Government and any one of Economics, Religion Studies.

For Medicine/Engineering
English, Maths, Chemistry, Physics, Biology

For Psychology
English, Maths, Biology and any other two subjects from Economics, Commerce, Government, Geography.

Good luck to second choice candidates
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 10:05pm On Sep 19, 2016
Bourlare:
Nop is not bcoz of that. Check the five best subject very well the guy put civic education which is not among the required subject. For Political Science; English, Maths, Government, Economics and any other subject from Commerce, Accounting, Lit, Geography
geography self is wrong bro

EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 7:35pm On Sep 19, 2016
Na wa o what now the correct comb for political science.... Second pol science aspirant have seen that as been disqualified
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 7:32pm On Sep 19, 2016
Josevission1:
Send me the REG lemme check nd post d picture.

People will believe us
ogeni if like believe if you like don't... Its non of my business sir angry angry angry
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 2:25pm On Sep 19, 2016
Josevission1:
.
If u re sure of urself. Post the REG NO
posted d screenshot already
FamilyRe: Sexual Depravity In Nigeria: Talking To Your Child by garlicrey(m): 10:09am On Sep 19, 2016
Maybe this comment wont be important for the
majority of people here. Some of you will ignore it,
most of yall wont bother to read and it'll go
unnoticed along with other comments maybe I'll
be criticized for this but i just want to let yall
know I'm selling bananas
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 9:31am On Sep 19, 2016
Guys dy are disqualifying people oo shocked shocked shocked

EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 9:23am On Sep 19, 2016
Breaking News ! !! !!!
Lagos State University Consolidated 2016/2017 Online Admission Screening Report is available at https://dpu.lasu.edu.ng/
Click Students TAB, then click "Undergraduate Admission Screening Result"
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 8:34am On Sep 19, 2016
What are is the jamb combination for management tech asap
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 8:08am On Sep 19, 2016
As there been any case of someone not be eligible??
Poems For ReviewRe: Life by garlicrey(m): 10:21pm On Sep 17, 2016
*9 FACTS THAT ARE STILL HIDDEN FROM US*

1. _69% of people in Australia don't drink milk._
2. _Snakes vision is up to 5km._
3. _A man can touch the sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury._
4. _No twins have been born till now in Greenland._
5. _Zebras don't have a liver._
6. _All the above details are false._
7. _Thanks for believing for a while._
8. _Today is not April 1st._
9. _But a fool is a fool no matter the time and day._
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by garlicrey(m): 7:01pm On Sep 16, 2016
Guys can one choose course from 2different faculties.. Like sciences and fms
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Swallows Two Goats In Lagos (Photos) by garlicrey(m): 3:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
Goldenheart:
cheesy Incase it makes fp

Two goats! Una Recession dey cause somethings o cry
I hope this phyton snake doesn't go on extinction angry
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta 2016/2017 Admissions by garlicrey(m): 10:06am On Sep 11, 2016
Dariye:
Are you trying to say the screening exercise is over, that means no 2nd batch and what we should be expecting next is the admission list?
Interesting.
bro that's why I saw too...I haven't been invited too
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta 2016/2017 Admissions by garlicrey(m): 9:29pm On Sep 10, 2016
September 10, 2016

PRESS RELEASE
*from the university*

FUNAAB to resume soon, NUC Commends Excellent Pre-Screening Excercise
The statutory body charged with the responsibility for regulating the activities of universities in the country, the National Universities Commission (NUC), has commended the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), for successfully carrying out the 2016/2017 Pre-Admission Screening Exercise, for prospective students of the University.

The Senior Information and Monitoring Officer of NUC, Mr. Mohammed Tanko, who represented NUC at the occasion, lauded members of staff of FUNAAB and other government functionaries that actively participated in the 2016/2017 Pre-Admission Screening Exercise, for a job well done in terms of logistics, welfare, thoroughness and adherence to laid down procedures. Mr. Tanko stated that his task was to monitor the screening exercise, to ensure that the University does not breach the directive of the Federal Government given through the Honourable Minister of Education.

The Senior Information and Monitoring Officer added that, “So far so good, the process has been smooth. I observed that the security arrangements were properly made. The traffic and strategy that were deployed by both the internal and external security personnel, the Department of State Services (DSS) officers, which I saw on ground and men of other sister-agencies, who participated in the screening, were very much commendable. The strategy of the decentralised screening centre (as adopted by FUNAAB) was commendable, as students were well taken care of while transportation logistic was also commendable.

He stated further that, “One thing that was encouraging was the inclusion of security agents among members of the screening panel, especially, those from the National Drug and Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) and the DSS. They interviewed and studied the students and this helped to drop students, who are not competent enough to gain admission into federal universities, because federal institutions are the property of the Federal Government. I am very proud of the process and the formation of the panel because we have to ensure that candidates, who are qualified, are admitted while those who do not merit admission do not come and take the place of those who we really need to be productive agents in the future.”

The NUC official added that FUNAAB had a very beautiful campus, saying “I love the typography. The University is well maintained, the environment is serene, although, the students are not on campus. But from what I can see, I think that the Management of the University is taking care of its assets”. He charged the University Management to keep up the high standards, most especially, in the maintenance of the campus environment and continue to ensure quality as “we expect to have quality graduate output that would compete in private and public sectors within and outside the country. So, I advise that you adhere to NUC guidelines in the areas of admission quota, rules and regulations that would come from the government through the Federal Ministry of Education”.
The Vice-Chancellor of FUNAAB and President, Association of African Universities, Professor Olusola Oyewole, who was physically on ground to monitor the exercise, disclosed that the screening exercise was very important, to ensure that only responsible and qualified students, who would add value to the quality of the educational system were admitted, as he charged the prospective students to be up and doing, assuring all that they were in the right environment that would help them fulfill their destinies in life.
Speaking on the resumption date for stale students, the Vice-Chancellor revealed that the committee that was set up to investigate the recent students' unrest had just submitted its report, adding that the Senate would soon sit to consider the report and take a decision on the new resumption date for the University.
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils Iphone 7 (Features in PICTURES) by garlicrey(m): 10:51am On Sep 08, 2016
DI tire for all this yoruba
Women sef....... Naso I wan go
visit someone for tollgate at
ibadan. On my way going, I felt so
thirsty,then I saw a woman selling
Zobo! I asked her in english if its
cold? I notice that the woman
does not understand english.
Nah so I com ask her in yoruba
(in ibadan accent) that "Mama,
soboyin tutu?" Nah so the woman
reply, "Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE
LOMA GBONA IWO OMO
RADARADA YI." Plz shey nah abuse
I abuse the woman?? grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: Landlord Evicts Tenants For Supporting APC In Edo by garlicrey(m): 7:30pm On Sep 07, 2016
grin ;DI tire for all this yoruba
Women sef....... Naso I wan go
visit someone for tollgate at
ibadan. On my way going, I felt so
thirsty,then I saw a woman selling
Zobo! I asked her in english if its
cold? I notice that the woman
does not understand english.
Nah so I com ask her in yoruba
(in ibadan accent) that "Mama,
soboyin tutu?" Nah so the woman
reply, "Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE
LOMA GBONA IWO OMO
RADARADA YI." Plz shey nah abuse
I abuse the woman??
CelebritiesRe: Mariam Joel Nwobe, Snowyte, Pre-wedding Photos by garlicrey(m): 2:29pm On Sep 04, 2016
My song on DA way

EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) 2016/2017 Admission by garlicrey(m): 12:22pm On Sep 03, 2016
Have not been invited oo embarassed embarassed embarassed...I had 251 going for CSC... I add the wrong combination eng.phy.math.bio any hope for me
RomanceRe: Fadeke And Tunde's Grecian Themed Pre-Wedding Photos by garlicrey(m): 6:54pm On Aug 24, 2016
Pronounce these words very fast
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta 2016/2017 Admissions by garlicrey(m): 3:06pm On Aug 16, 2016
Pls I have the wrong combination for computer science... And I had 251 would I be considered for admission
TravelRe: Man Dies In Accident Months To His Wedding. Photos by garlicrey(m): 6:34pm On Aug 12, 2016
cry

Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo Of The Warning I Saw On A Fence In Port-Harcourt by garlicrey(m): 12:56pm On Aug 11, 2016
Saw this in my area too grin

CrimeRe: Militants Murdered Eight Landlords In One Night — Ikorodu Residents by garlicrey(m): 4:24pm On Aug 02, 2016
Smh for Africa angry

Foreign AffairsRe: Malia Obama Dances And Twerks at the Lollapalooza Concert (Video And Pics) by garlicrey(m): 11:24am On Aug 02, 2016
million dollar kitten grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Top 5 Demons You Dont Want To Get Possessed By by garlicrey(op): 7:55am On Jul 28, 2016
3...Origin: Sumerian mythologyAsag is one of many demons that causes sickness. “But what,”, you say, “separates him from other demons that cause sickness?”. Well, for one, he had sex with all the mountains in the world, and had a litter of “rock-demon” offspring that defends him in any battle. He is also believed to be so grotesquely, unbelievably ugly, that his very presence causes fish to be boiled alive in rivers and/or lakes within viewing-distance!5
Belphegor
Origin: Christian demonology and Kabbalic mythologyBelphegor is absolutely unbelievable. He got his start in Assyria, many, many years ago. He was first called Baal-Peor, and he was associated with orgies, and other types of lewdness. The Israelites worshiped him, in the form of a phallic (penis-shaped) idol. Later on, in Kabbalic mythology, he was a demon who made people paranoid of each other, and who would seduce them with money and overall wealth. Needless to say, it was hard to summon Baal-Peor, because he required the sacrifice of human excrement! In the 16th Century, he changed his name to Belphegor, and changed his strategy (somewhat). He pretty much threw away the idea of causing mutual mistrust in people, and instead…focused on inventions. He would “suggest” crazy (yet plausible) inventions to people, and then use their greed to his (and their) advantage when they became successful. According to legend, Belphegor was sent to Earth from Hell to either justify of disprove the rumors that marriage can result in happiness. Finding no evidence that happiness is possible in a marriage (now, there’s a surprise), he chose to stay on Earth. He is notable for two bizarre attributes: He is believed to be physically, mentally, and strategically strongest in the month of April, and he either was or is Hell’s/Satan’s ambassador to France. Belphegor also played an role in Milton’s book, “Paradise Lost”. He is either depicted as a hideous, bearded demon with horns and claws, or a beautiful young woman.

Science/TechnologyRe: Top 5 Demons You Dont Want To Get Possessed By by garlicrey(op): 6:35pm On Jul 27, 2016
More too come stay tuned
Science/TechnologyRe: Top 5 Demons You Dont Want To Get Possessed By by garlicrey(op): 6:28pm On Jul 27, 2016
Baphomet is, according to legend, a goat-headed fertility-spirit (or demon) that was worshipped by practitioners of the occult - although there was little evidence of this actually occuring until later in history: he was also supposedly the secret benefactor of the Knight Templars during the height of the persecution against the Order (which was later renounced by the Catholic Church as unjust and the order was cleared of all wrongdoing).

Despite this, Baphomet became popular amongst those who opposed orthodox religion or order and became a patron of many different Left-Hand faiths, amongst them is theistic Satanism - he was seen as either a symbol or a literal being depending on the beliefs of the cult and could vary in function.

Baphomet's image is seen on some Tarot Cards and even the Reverse Pentagram, once again confused with Satan - in the 1980s the mass hysteria of Satanic child abuse spread rumors that cults worshipping Baphomet were involved in ritualistic child abuse and global conspiracy, it is worth noting, however these claims were never supported by solid evidence and are largely considered false by those outside the conspiracy theory mentality.

In some branches of demonology, Baphomet is seen as a high-ranking ruler of Hell and one of Satan's many henchmen - this may go some way into explaining why the two demons often seem to share the same qualities.

Science/TechnologyRe: Top 5 Demons You Dont Want To Get Possessed By by garlicrey(op): 6:22pm On Jul 27, 2016
1[b][/b] Belphegor
Origin: Christian demonology and Kabbalic mythologyBelphegor is absolutely unbelievable. He got his start in Assyria, many, many years ago. He was first called Baal-Peor, and he was associated with orgies, and other types of lewdness. The Israelites worshiped him, in the form of a phallic (penis-shaped) idol. Later on, in Kabbalic mythology, he was a demon who made people paranoid of each other, and who would seduce them with money and overall wealth. Needless to say, it was hard to summon Baal-Peor, because he required the sacrifice of human excrement! In the 16th Century, he changed his name to Belphegor, and changed his strategy (somewhat). He pretty much threw away the idea of causing mutual mistrust in people, and instead…focused on inventions. He would “suggest” crazy (yet plausible) inventions to people, and then use their greed to his (and their) advantage when they became successful. According to legend, Belphegor was sent to Earth from Hell to either justify of disprove the rumors that marriage can result in happiness. Finding no evidence that happiness is possible in a marriage (now, there’s a surprise), he chose to stay on Earth. He is notable for two bizarre attributes: He is believed to be physically, mentally, and strategically strongest in the month of April, and he either was or is Hell’s/Satan’s ambassador to France. Belphegor also played an role in Milton’s book, “Paradise Lost”. He is either depicted as a hideous, bearded demon with horns and claws, or a beautiful young woman.

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