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“As she enter inside to go baff, I just they wonder whether na thesame Mrs Ann wey strict and everybody for school dey fear naim I dey arrange like this? Na wa oh. I dey watch TV dey wait. Around 10 minutes, she come out with towel. her boo”BS they shoot out. oh lord, I don‟t wanna die early…. life sweet die. “David, follow me” As I dey follow am for back, her nyash just dey shake without control for the towel. We go one room. Nice bed, TV, but no clothes. “Ma, where are all your clothes?” She come laff.

“This is not my bedroom. Or you want to replace my husband?” “No ma!” I dey mad?
She put on TV, then I sidon for bed, she sit near me con carry one of her legs put ontop my leg. We dey look TV but I no dey see anything (my sense Don comot kpata-kpata). I begin they rub her leg down to her thighs. Omoh, I dey see her fat to‟to through the towel. My prick Don stand and she know. I con rub her leg pass her thigh con do V shape with my two middle fingers take rub around her cli‟t. She look me, shift come closer come give me 30 seconds kiss. This woman mouth sweet oh!. As I continue to rub around her cli‟t I notice say her breathing dey increase and she wet. My fear na say make this woman no go die of high BP oh. I Neva even use tongue and she dey breath like this. She come say: “go to the fridge and get me that strawberry cream” I waka go kitchen go bring am come. Chai! This woman Don Unclad for bed. See Big brea-sts and thick pus‟sy. “You know what to do with it right?” “Yes ma” Are you a learner?. No na, I be master. I come climb dey pour the cream from her chest, down to her belle and to her to her puss‟y area. I come start to dey lick am. She close her eyes. I pour am for her puss-y begin they lick am then she use her fat leg take hold my head tight in between her pu-ssy. She dey breath fast, they raise her body up and down but she never moan. She dey mad? Why she no wan moan. Ok I con put two fingers begin dey finger her, then dey suck, tickle, and lick her cli-t as I dey pour the cream on top. She con moan like person wey won endure pain “uuuummmmm” and she con squeeze my head tighter with her fat laps they moan more. I do this thing reach 7minutes. Omoh, e dey hard to breath due to her tight grip. If this woman suffocate me to death as I dey do this thing, na wetin I go explain to God? And wetin dem go write for my obituary poster as the cause of death? No no no. I squeeze my head come out. “Are you tired yet” “No ma” I con face her breas‟ts. I squeeze am, rub am. She dey look me dey smile, I smile back. Then i con dey squeeze her nipp‟le then dey suck the other. Sometimes, I go pour the strawberry on top con lick am. I dey suck her well, slow, dey flick her nippl‟e as I dey suck. As I dey do am, she dey stroke my di-ck with on hand, they rub my head with the other one. I dey switch brea‟sts and nipp‟le. After like 7minutes I stop. I con roll her to turn face bed. I carry the strawberry cream pour for all over her back begin dey lick am. Na now I come see this girl nyash well. Omoh this woman gather nyash. I rub am well well, I use the tip of my tongue they do circular movement for her anus then she moan “ohh my God, ohhhh my god”. I still dey lick am come begin finger her puss‟y. she Don wet die. Omoh, the moaning increase. I con they fear say make neighbors no run inside the house thinking say na kidnappers oh. I realize say side position na the best for me cuz her nyash too.big.

So I carry con‟dom begin open am to put for my standing screw driver. She say: “wait, lie down and give me that strawberry cream” I lie down, she climb ontop me dey kiss me. Small time she carry the cream pour 4 my di-ck kon dey lick am. I wan mad! I just lie down dey look ceiling like Ibo man wey him container fall inside sea. Oboy, this woman begin dey suck my prick from up to down. Sometimes, she go swallow my entire prick then bring am out again. Today na fire. Small time I tell her to lie down sideways then I wear cond‟om come put my prick for her fat to‟to come begin they hammer her. As I dey hammer her, I dey use my finger they rub her anu‟s. She close eye. Small time she use hand cover her face dey moan small small. After some minutes, She moan “oh God” David” I respond “yes ma” she continue dey moan “oh God, oh god, I can feel u” after like 15 minutes time, she say “okay, stop stop”. She Don cum cuz my finger wet with fluid and she com weak. I no stop, I just dey Bleep am slowly. heat don soak bedsheet finish. As she notice say I wan release she rush slide out, comot the cond‟om from my prick put the prick inside her mouth kon suck my fluid come say make I kiss am with the fluid. I say “no ma, I‟m allergic to that”. She smile, swallow am. She come tell me say make I help am arrange the room, she begin dey dress bed, omoh as she bend her bare nyash they shake. My pri‟ck start to rise again. She look am. She come rub my chest say “corper, next time. My daughter didn‟t go too far”. I hurry wear my cloth. She ask whether I hold transport fare , I say “yes ma” she give me 2k say my buy banana and yoghurt to replace my sper‟m. “I won‟t be happy if say this to anyone” “no ma, I‟m not a kid na” she look me smile. Peck me for lips. I thank her begin they go. As I dey comot I notice her husband e-class Benz wey pack for her compound. My mind tell me say “you see your life? No be person like you get that car?”… abegi, make I go house go sleep jor, na my year of straff be this… money go come at the right time.

I Don jam today. She looked as I was going through them, smiled from behind and said: “Do you like my pictures?” Omoh, my voice seize I no fit talk. She con say “youth of nowadays, all you know is sex” I said “sex is sweet ma” honestly, I couldn‟t believe what I just said. She laughed “see your mouth, bad boy”. Next thing she said “I Love Intimacy but…” She stopped there (she sighted my kicking di-ck!). I Don fall hand?. abegi which person prick no go stand when e see kain woman nyash? “Can u satisfy me?” I smile like pope john Paul. “Of course ma” She stood, removed her shirt, hung it. I could see her breas‟ts through her white bra. Then asked me to squeeze her brea‟sts. She lay on her office table. I removed one, kissed around it, licked around the nipp‟le and started to suck it like a new born baby, meanwhile my other hand was deep down in her skirt, caressing her puss‟y with her pants still on. Omoh, her to‟to lips fat wella. my prick wan bust! She relaxed, closed her eyes and said “where did you learn to do this”. I removed my mouth from her brea‟sts for a minute and said “it‟s my talent ma. It‟s the only talent God gave me”. She laugh sotay she nearly fall from table. Then we heard a knock on the door. We heard a female voice say “madam, please I want to collect 4 packets of chalk” I Don die! No where to hide in here!!. And there was another problem, it was past break time and I missed a class I was supposed to teach (omoh, big brea‟sts dey make time fly oh). The principal was looking everywhere for me…..
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table, hurriedly wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I arranged the sits and acted like I was typing something on her dell laptop. The teacher came in collected the packets of chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn‟t tell if there was any form of suspicion from the teacher… I hoped none. After the teacher left, the VP made a joke about me spoiling her and asked me to go back to my office. I went to the principal‟s office first to give a fake excuse about why I missed my class. Lucky me, she was always easy on me, calls me a quiet and responsible young man (big mistake!). I had Ella‟s class later that day but she acted super normal, not even an eye contact. Omoh, u gaz dey fear naija girls I swear. When school was over, I took a keke napep going to town and incidentally met the VP. “Corper, where are going to?” “Ma, I‟m going to buy a few things I need” “Things like what?” “Numerous things ma” I come laff (Fake laff as usual) “Are you sure you are not going to see one of your girlfriends?” “No, I don‟t have time for girls” If I hear say I no love girls … girls are the next best thing after money. She asked about where I live and told me that she‟d love to visit me sometime. No wahala!.

She paid our t-fare and got down. Weeks went by but there was never a right time for the VP to visit me. She was always nice to me (even before that adventure in her office) Meanwhile, I bin dey carry other student girls dey pass time (relax, Tori dey come).
One Friday morning, she walked into my office. I forgot to mention that Mrs venny was her very good friend. Big irony right? Yes. Na that time I kon realize say birds of the same feather no dey always flock together oh. “David, will you travel this weekend?” “No ma” “Then you should come and spend the weekend at my place na” Chai! Why this woman won cast me in front of Mrs Venny na? Mrs venny come look me one suspicious look. Oh, I hope I don‟t disappoint her. “Ok ma. I don‟t know your address oh” Shaparly, she write down her address and 2 phone numbers give me. For some reason, I and Mrs venny didn‟t speak about it, things were still normal between us sha. Saturday morning came. I got a call from one hot ss2 girl saying she wanted to come over. Abegi, I tell her say I no dey town. Make I save my strength for better thing jor. I called the VP: “Hello ma. It‟s David” “Hey, Corper. Are you still coming?” “Yes ma” “when?” “Errmm, around 1pm” “Ok, I will be expecting you oh” “alright” I cut call. Check time: na 10:30 am. I made indomie, got high on alcohol, started playing deep rap songs (how I love hip-hop!) till I slept off. I woke up around 1:30 pm. I Jumped up, saw two missed calls from Mrs Ann. I dress, tidy up myself as a homeboy wey surji, begin dey go VP crib…. Jizos! I no even know whether she get husband and pikin… One mind say make I call Mrs Venny ask am, the other mind say no! Na casting. When I reach the bridge, I go cross am…..

“Before I left for the VP‟s office, I told Mrs venny that I was going to see the VP. I and Mrs. venny shared everything, we were really good friends but I didn‟t hint her that the VP might want to flirt with me (I dey mad!?) cuz she would advice me against it. Mrs venny was like a combination of holy Mary‟s heart and Mona Lisa‟s body. I had great love for this woman and she cared about me too. Till this day, I still haven‟t seen a woman that matches her uniqueness. even on some of my duty-free days, I would go to school just to see Mrs venny: talk with her, stare at her brown eyes, watch her smile n make her laugh. Damn!!! Mrs venny was probably the best part of my service year. *Back to the VP* I knocked at the VP‟s door. She asked me to come in. I came in. She shut the door behind me. “Corper what will you take?” “Nothing ma” “No, you must take maltina, or do you take beer?” “No I don‟t take beer” (Big lie, me wey drink beer like fish) “Quiet people like you are very bad” Then we laughed (I laff fake laff jor). My mind they wonder wetin this woman won do. As I dey sip my malt, she gave me her phone to open Facebook for her. As I dey process the registration, she come sit on the table facing me. Omoh, this woman get big nyash and bo‟obs, I even dey wonder how her assets still dey intact inspite of her age. As she sidon, she open her legs they look as i dey type for her phone… and could inside her thighs. Omoh, my mind begin dey beat. Wetin dey happen?. After some time, she stand up come my back come carry her big bre‟asts put for my neck, place her hands around my chest. Omoh, my heart dey beat, confusion full my head… u sure say principal no send this woman to set me up? Then She asked: “How far have you gone” “Almost through ma, remaining to upload your profile picture” Omoh, as I come enter her picture gallery to select photo, my head scatter!! This woman get nak‟ed pictures wey she dey sample her to‟to, big nyash and big brea‟sts. Jizos christ of onitsha!!