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:-Xif you ask me na who i Go ask

guy abeg Go ask the manager of the company or the director in charge

i am presently residing at (off k) in school but an argument came up yesterday night between i and some friends of mine, who reside in the school hostel i actually prefer (off k) cos of the privacy and its very conducive quiet and environment friendly except for the lack of light i don't see any reason a student would have rent a barracks called school its too noisy, tight, and worst of all crowded there is no privacy e.t.c

i actually prefer (off k) than the school hostel

don't know about you

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skies.oduah:
Christmas is more awesome in Nigeria than 2 countries I've lived in and 5 others I've visited during the Christmas holiday including US.

The feeling and joy of meeting new people and family members (okpokpise) you don't see often is great.

story that touch

i really need help cos i really love learning NEW skills but i find it very difficult to read for a long time

WHAT DO I DO IN DIS SITUATION OF MINE

amen oooooooo

Annie2gud: Too bad.And i seriously believe they are workin Hand in Hand with the NPF stationed.maybe the policemen mannin that route are with catapults..not with Guns.

i am very sure they are part of the plan

thank you my dear i also thank God

i was traveling yesterday night from Auchi to Lagos through OHONBA transport system i actually boarded the bus around 9.am in the morning only to leave Auchi around 11.am and the bus stopping in Benin with the excuse to put us in a new bus saying the bus was faulty and could not go further than Benin we got to benin around 12:40pm only to hear that the 9 of us in the bus coming from Auchi had to wait till the bus was filled up (meaning we had to wait for 6 more passengers) we were very angry because we were just tricked by the bus management. i was highly diver-stated. the bus seat was finally completed around 4.pm and we left benin for Lagos around 4:23pm we kept moving on the journey till we were disrupted by some group of arm robbers before ijebu ode they were deguised as police men in check point ( if really they not NGF)i actually dont know. The bus driver tried to reverse the bus after noticing it was a gang up but it was too late we were surrounded by close to 25 men armed with cutlass and Guns it was as if they were going for hunting and mistook our vehicle to be the bush meat i totally scared they broke all the side and back wheel-screen they took our travelling luggage, phones, money, and my laptop very painful i thank God for my life being saved my waist was broken but it is not above repair please beware of travelling in the night i learnt my lesson yesterday my laptop that was stolen had a project worth 110,000 naira in it but yet i thank for my life at least i heard that those guys robs but early morning and late in the Night from around 7:pm please be very careful when applying the ibadan - benin express way its becoming very deadly over there and most of all make sure you always pray before setting off on a journey thank you

please i would love to get advice on how i can deal with OHONBA bus system for being the main cause of my loss because i never planned to enter a NIGHT bus please send your reasonable advice.

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lagerwhenindoubt: N250k.. dem still no send me anything

guy no be Mtn send am give me ooo na ONE OF MY PADI OOOOO

to be sincere the highest i HAVE EVER LOADED ON MY PHONE is MTN 200

i was scared when some one sent MTN 750 for me yesterday i was really confused

my people no be joke oooo

Freeopod: Does that mean a university graduate can't apply?

you can apply for short service

ifyalways: Whats this ?

a link to ONDO RECRIUITMENT

The Link to Nigeria Navy Recruitment 2012 THIS NOT A DIRECT LINK BUT YOU WOULD GET THE LINK HERE....

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jidegirl12: You know ... I thot about it and I concluded I'm not just gonna open the damn door! Get back in his vehicle ( of course I'll have the keys) and CID our garage is heated , he'll stay the night there and if God's on my side , he should baff in that Audi so I can see that look in his eyes the next day.

I know I'm mean but wetin I for do now....

[size=20pt]if i was your husband i when i come out of the garage..

i would pack you like garbage and send you back to your parent..... if God is by my side[/size]

tellwsdom: Ijebubaba, you and I know, no one will read this long epistle

[size=30pt]and how does dis affect the cost of LiVINg[/size]

[size=30pt]THANK GOD THE MAN IS WORKING THEY NO SETTLE AM WELL....

BUT MY QUESTION IS DAT WHO WERE THE PEOPLE DAT HID THIS TRANSFORMERS PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US OOO @ OP [/size]

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LocalChamp: 'Apologize for Misleading Nigerians on Anti-Corruption Fight,’ ACN Tells President Jonathan

Posted: October 3, 2012 - 04:11

By SaharaReporters, New York
The Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) has asked President Goodluck Jonathan to apologize unreservedly to Nigerians for misleading them on the blunder concerning the alleged positive rating given to the country by the global anti-corruption body, Transparency International.

In a statement issued in Lagos today by the party’s National Publicity Secretary, ACN expressed shock and sadness that the President of Africa's most populous nation and the continent's second largest economy can make such a frivolous claim on an issue of global concern as corruption.

''Transparency International has denied claims by President Jonathan, in his 52nd independence anniversary speech on Monday, that the global body has rated Nigeria as the second most improved country in the fight against corruption,'' the statement said, noting that the ACN’s demand for an apology came after it saw a copy of Transparency International's response to inquiries on the President's claim.

“Transparency International does not have a recent rating or report that places Nigeria as the second most improved country in the fight against corruption,” the body said in response to enquiry by Premium Times.

''In the 2011 Corruption Perceptions Index, which measures perceived levels of public sector corruption, Nigeria scored 2.4 on a scale where 0 means highly corrupt and 10 means very clean. It was ranked 143 out of 183 countries.”

ACN said that in addition to apologizing to all Nigerians for the embarrassment, the President must immediately kick-start an investigation into the source of a claim that has exposed his Administration and the entire country to global ridicule.

Furthermore, the President, who was apparently trying to showcase the 'achievements' of his administration in the fight against corruption, has now raised doubts about the authenticity of other claims he made in the anniversary speech, the party noted.

It said: ''Among other claims, the President had said that real Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grew by 7.1 per cent on average; that his Administration's Investment Climate Reform Programme has helped to attract over N6.8 trillion local and foreign direct investment commitments, and that Nigeria is ranked first in the top 5 host economies for Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) inAfrica, accounting for over 20 per cent of total FDI flows into the continent.”

It stated that in view of the fact that the President's claim of positive rating for Nigeria in the anti-corruption fight has been debunked, it is logical for Nigerians to doubt the truth in the other claims, and indeed in the entire speech.

“This is very sad for the Jonathan Administration, because if the bond of trust between the government and its citizens is broken, the government's credibility suffers and, without credibility, any government is not worth its name,'' ACN said.

The party said if the President fails to act quickly to unearth the source of such a spurious claim and ensure it does not recur, he risks a bigger embarrassment from officials who may want to tweak facts and figures to justify their positions.

''In the end, the responsibility for any inaccuracy in any speech by the President rests squarely on his shoulders,'' it said.

It would be recalled that during a worship service at the National Christian Centre in Abuja on Sunday, President Jonathan attracted widespread mockery and laughter when he said that he is almost second to none in combatting corruption.

“Our commitment to the fight against corruption is second to that of America’s commitment,” he told the shocked congregation. “We are very commitment to it and everybody knows.”

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/%E2%80%98apologize-misleading-nigerians-anti-corruption-fight%E2%80%99-acn-tells-president-jonathan

FIRST OFF ALL ACN ARE JUST BEING POLITICAL AND TRYIING TO FIND FAULT IN MR PRESIDENT
SECOND: I MY SELF THINKS THE ACN GORVENMENT AREWORST IN THE TERMS OF CORRUPTION SO THEY SHOULD ALSO APPOLOGISE TO NIGERIANS AND STOP THIS POLITICAL HYPOCRITE

THIRD: THE JOHNATAN GORVENMENT IS TO BE BLAMED FOR THEIR INCAPABILITY TO HANDLE NATIONAL MATTERS

FOURTH: MR PRESIDENT HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE INCAPABLE TO THE COUNTRY AND TO THE OPPOSITION PARTY HEREBY REVEALING IS INCAPABILITY HAS HIS WEAKNESS.

FIFTH: ABOUT BATTLING CORRUPTION II FILL NIGERIA IS THE MOST CORRUPT COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND THE PDP GOVERNMENT RE CRIMINALS AND ALL OFF THEM NIDS TO BE FULSED OUT

[size=20pt]NAWA OOO BUT THEY NO GO FILL AM NA DSTV STILL DEY FUNCTION GOD DON SEND DOWN BLESSING OF WATER FOR HIM PEOPLE[/size]

GA*RI MIXED WITH PALMWINE GANISHED WITH KOLA NUT IF NECESSARY TOP AM WITH LITTLE BITTER KOLA

[size=50pt]TO HELL WITH NIGERIA POLICE.......DOES UNTRAINED RATARD

BUT STILL THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE[/size]

[size=40pt]IF NA NIGERIA THEY GO SEATDOWN FOR ROAD WITH PLATE FOR THEIR NECK DEY BEG FOR MY PRECIOUS GA**I

LAZY PEOPLE[/size]