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PoliticsRe: New Traps Set For Emir Sanusi By Kano State Council Of Chiefs by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:44pm On Dec 21, 2019
Zoharariel:
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi brought this insults & disgrace on himself.

For those who may not know, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is the only man whose record at the King's College Lagos (His Alma Matter) is yet to be broken.

In Bible Knowledge, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, though a Muslim - memorized the Bible from A to Z and till now, no one has broken that record at the King's College.

Sanusi Lamido Sanusi ought to be fighting or contesting for the seat of the Presidency, not a downgraded Emir stool in a jungle called Kano State in this digital age.

Gandollar can not even tie the lace of Kwankwaso's shoes, let alone - Sanusi Lamido Sanusi's.

There was a reason the late Musa Yaradua brought him up from obscurity into the limelight by appointing him as the CBN Governor.

Only few Southerners can rival Sanusi's brilliance & intelligence.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK1vvL2P1zM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3RGHZ-NC_o

Anyways, that is by the way.

I am using this opportunity to call on the Lagos State Governor - Babajide Sanwo-Olu aka Pointus Pilate to help us appeal to the Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company (IKEDC) to restore our electricity at Ojodu-Berger.

For the past 3 days, the only lights we have been seeing at Ojodu-Berger are the break-lights of his BRT buses in the traffic.

I swear to Obatala, I will curse you PHCN officials with the afoshe alagemo that I inherited from my grandfather if my power is not restored tonight.

I cannot continue buying petrol for running my generator with the money I have already budgeted for Beer & Olosho in this yuletide season. It is not sustainable - Never!

We were told the electricity whatever had fault for over 3 days now and they've not been able to fix it, but if it is time to be carrying ladder up & down inorder to extort Nigerians for disconnection fees - dem no go hear any stories.

Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu, if you must break & surpass the records of Babatunde Fashola in Lagos State, you must ensure these bastards called PHCN officials are put in the gutter where they belong.

Thank you!
AutosRe: Tokunbo 2007 Lexus GS350 @ 2.2m by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:33pm On Dec 21, 2019
adeeva06:
No joor. 100k don comot sha
gradually we are getting there. Oya make i add 50k
AutosRe: Tokunbo 2007 Lexus GS350 @ 2.2m by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:15pm On Dec 21, 2019
adeeva06:
E dey
Make i come?
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 3:14pm On Dec 21, 2019
PuZZyNegro:
The person that answered did not even want to hear what job it is.

I just needed servicing and other routine checks before I travel with the car
probably why.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:45pm On Dec 21, 2019
PuZZyNegro:
Called your office today and was told you've closed for the year?
For certain jobs yes wink
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 1:08pm On Dec 21, 2019
Majabi09:
Good morning. Please I need an advice on Nissan Xtrail 2005 Model. I am considering buying one.
Any info is welcome. Thank you.
cc diportivo
HealthRe: 'Charcoal Anthrax': Cattle Disease Hits Niger Republic, Customs Takes Precaution by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:29pm On Dec 20, 2019
No need to worry, it's here already
FamilyRe: My Wicked Wife Didn't Buy Christmas Clothes For Our House Help by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:04pm On Dec 20, 2019
Unique357:
In brief, I am a male married with 2 children, my daughter is 8 and son is 5. I also have my niece 11 and a house help 15 staying with us.

On Monday I gave my wife Christmas shopping money to get foodstuffs, hers and children clothing including our house help.

Yesterday my wife went shopping, she bought clothes for herself, our children and nothing for the house help. She claimed that the girl doesn’t need any clothes for Christmas as long we feed and send her to school, the rest is her parents' duties. The girl in question is my wife's relative from the same village. This girl is so nice to our children, she is like a second mother to them despite her being just 15, I have never had any problem with her.

I was mad at her that I told her, if she cannot treat another woman's child well then she doesn’t deserve to be a mother, yes I did said some harsh words to her because of anger. She accused me of sleeping with the little girl which I told her she is mad and she couldn’t stop crying the whole night. This morning she didn’t make my breakfast and refused greeting me back.

Please house let me know if I overreacted
Return the girl to her parents and insist she is not replaced, after 2 days madam will understand.

Car TalkRe: Calling Out Gazzuzz Respectfully.. by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:41pm On Dec 20, 2019
adeeva06:
How much are these babies?
BamBamK:
sha sell give us....
na Dec be this, allow us pepperdem our village people.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:42am On Dec 20, 2019
barikay:
pls do you have? How much is original carburetor?
Suzuki Alto ₦50,000

Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:40am On Dec 20, 2019
folarr:
The radiator fan of my 2008 toyota sienna keeps coming on randomly, even when the car is OFF. Please help and be blessed
Might be bad

Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:38am On Dec 20, 2019
grudges:
Despite changing the engiene oil still the car shows oil life 15%, what should I do to revert it to normal (honda accord)
Reset the oil life. Stop using road side mechanics
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op):
lipsrsealed
Science/TechnologyRe: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Who Knows The Name? by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:01am On Dec 20, 2019
Kreamie:
It’s actually a harmless non venomous snake that feeds on rodents, roads and frogs but unfortunately for it, it was hatched/born in Nigeria where all snakes/reptiles are perceived as venomous.


Even the gentle giants (constrictors) are gruesomely killed. cry
you see my brother, there is no time to check particulars and ID card to know weather it is enemy or friend. grin
AutosRe: Gazzuzz45 Buy,sell,swap,escrow services by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:55pm On Dec 19, 2019



https://www.nairaland.com/5421108/2010-corolla-foreign-used-54000

https://www.nairaland.com/5518974/toks-2009-toyota-corolla-sports

These two vehicles will be placed on auction on Monday 23-12-19 if not sold before then.



AutosRe: Sale ended 2010 Corolla Foreign used 54,000 miles sale ended by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:46pm On Dec 19, 2019
Ronkus baby where are you?
Foreign AffairsRe: Joey Saladino Donates His Testicle To Protest Trump’s Impeachment by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:45pm On Dec 19, 2019
nototribalist:
We need the other one too, that's how we will know he's serious
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
AutosRe: Sale ended 2010 Corolla Foreign used 54,000 miles sale ended by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:42pm On Dec 19, 2019
dare01:
Baba say he want commotion. Make una come derail this thread grin
abeg invite them, I no wan take this car enter 2020
AutosRe: Sale ended 2010 Corolla Foreign used 54,000 miles sale ended by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:17pm On Dec 19, 2019
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:54pm On Dec 19, 2019
AngryIgboMan:
You can tell your story to the marines Sir! Any driver that listens to this your advise is at serious risk already. Am a realist and I choose not to be cowed into submission by any bagger rider.

What the likes of you and Dru23 don't understand is that we are all different! It all boils down to temperament. I repeat, IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO TEMPERAMENT. Just as our finger prints are unique, so is our temperament. You don't expect every human being to react same way to similar situations. That same I AM SORRY MA from driver A can become THUNDER FAYA U with driver B.

There are those you will never see react no matter what you throw at them. They are so thick skinned and mean.

But there are people like me who react energy for energy. I GIVE POSITIVE ENERGY FOR POSITIVE ENERGY. I ALSO GIVE DARK ENERGY FOR DARK ENERGY. Thats my principle of survival. I will use 3 different stories of my experience in Uber to illustrate.



Experience 1 (Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam)

Me: Hello Ma. Good afternoon. You requested for Bolt. Is this address correct and where are you heading to?

Rider: What kind of stuppid questions are these? Oga please hurry because am late. I don't have time to answer nonsense.

Me: Madam, begin to trek to your destination immediately. Because if you enter my car, sorry is your name.

The woman fear cancel immediately. undecided undecided undecided




Experience 2 (Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum)

Me: Hello Ma. You requested for Uber. Am at Lateef Jakande. I want to confirm your address is 100001 Acme road.

Rider: Why are you not on your way yet? Oga am tired of these nonsense from you drivers. Am very late for church. 2 drivers have cancelled on me and I will be very angry with you if you cancel.

Me: Madam is that a threat? Hope you know this is my car right and am not your personal driver? You must behave well mannered if you want this ride to happen. Be courteous of your next words because you lack courtesy.

Rider: You must be very stuppid for implying I lack manners.

Me: Madam THUNDER FAYA You. Nkita lachagi gi anya dia angry angry angry

I cancelled and blocked her line with immediate effect.





Experience 3 (Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum Tulululum)

Me: Hello Madam. Good afternoon. You requested for Uber. Are you at 51b blah blah blah Lekky county homes and where are you heading to

Rider: Hello sir. Good afternoon. Please am heading just close by to buy food. Please don't cancel on me as many drivers have cancelled. Am really hungry. Please will you come?

Me: Am on my way ma.

After Trip, Uber said I should collect 330. Seems she is on small bonus. Madam gave me 400. I told her to keep it coz I wanted her to eat more.

Its my car after all and I can decide who to give free ride or not. undecided undecided undecided


MORAL OF STORY

Ehailing in Nigeria is more of survival. You can be nice and die there being nice. Nobody really gives a fucck about you in this country especially in a cosmopolitan city like Lagos where everybody is mad and angry.

Nigerians are highly exploitative. Most of them that are nice to you is because they are already scheming on how to use you for one ulterior motive or the other. You mentioned he was asking the driver if he was married. What has that question got to do with anything?

In fact to me, that driver is very stuppid for entering the woman's house after the job. What if she accuse him of rape? What if she is a human parts dealer or a drug trafficker? You mentioned Anambra. Am from Ananmbra and am not trying to stereotype. But what if that woman was already seeing the young man as a conduit for drugs to Indonesia or Thailand? So many what ifs!

As far as am concerned, my work with you ends immediately I drop you. Infact, I clear call log after every trip to avoid temptation of calling you back or "keeping in touch".

In summary sir, Being nice in the face of obvious hostility can cost you your life in Lagos or elsewhere in Nigeria. This is not Europe. Things can escalate pretty quickly if you don't act smart.

By the way if I may ask, Dru23 that has been saying things about being enduring and humble in the Service industry in order to become a boss... What has he achieved with his live aside retailing Mobil oil and arguing with people on Nairaland?
I unfollowed this thread, because it was messing up my topic notifications, but boi see what I nearly missed cheesy

AngryIgboMan you just made my day, free vehicle stuff awaits you just message me .


Unfollows thread again smiley


TravelRe: Individuals Will Not Be Allowed To Escort Passengers To The Airport - FAAN by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:02pm On Dec 19, 2019
Unrated900:
They will still ask for visa on the passport for confirmation boss
visa on arrival country plenty for this life
TravelRe: Individuals Will Not Be Allowed To Escort Passengers To The Airport - FAAN by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:24am On Dec 19, 2019
GuestLog:
Baskards! They're looking for ways to swindle inexperienced travellers.
nah their way grin

Just carry passport follow body, if dem ask you, you de go buy ticket from counter
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 11:19am On Dec 19, 2019
Awolowo86:
Lol Chief, how for do now....

Please what's is the maintenance cost like?? Abeg help a brother.
Free that ford, manage the Crv. CRV does not age gracefully
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:54am On Dec 19, 2019
barikay:
What is the solution to this challenge; fuel filled the cabritor and start pouring whenever the ignition is turn on. I service the cabritor for overfloating but no solution. What's the cause?
Replace the carburettor.
Car TalkRe: Vehicle: 2009 Honda Accord EX-L. THE REBUILD by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:26am On Dec 19, 2019
BamBamK:
how about a grand entry, the Yoruba way??

we will enter in peace n entreat her to sell....
It might work o! Oya call the others let's go there cheesy
AutosRe: Sold Two Weeks Registered Rav4 2009 Sportz Sold LEGALWEALTH STILL UP FOR SALE by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:24am On Dec 19, 2019
Ronkus baby good morning.

AutosRe: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:04am On Dec 19, 2019
teedavies:
@ Gazzuzz i sent u pm pls reply.
I don't respond to PM

https://www.nairaland.com/5497866/how-insert-signature-profile


AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:02am On Dec 19, 2019
seanfer:
Good Day Boss.. Please any way i can raise 06 Toyota Camry to get more ground clearance the present tires are 205/65R15.. I still want to retain the same rim.. Please help with solution.
205/70/15.

AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:58am On Dec 19, 2019
White04:
Please boss, my Lexus es330 reverse camera doesn't function. All I see is "Insert Map Disc"

Please how can this be fixed.
Drive to ladipo and explain your self to people who sell dvd units for that vehicle.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:57am On Dec 19, 2019
Awolowo86:
Hello Mr Gazzuz, please what's your take on Ford escape, 2008??
Any experience on it??
Is it a good buy?
And between it and an Honda Element, which would you tilt towards the more?
This your budget wan put you for trouble grin

Both very good cars if well maintained.
Car TalkRe: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:54am On Dec 19, 2019
joshyo1:
SO WHAT SHOULD BE DONE PLEASE
CLEAR AND RESCAN. PLEASE USE A DIFFERENT THREAD AS I WILL NO LONGER RESPOND HERE
AutosRe: Sold TOKS 2013 Corolla sold by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:27am On Dec 19, 2019
snipesdam:
GAZZUZZ GAZZUZZ wink
sniper sniper cheesy

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