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Evangkatsoulis:
Your mumsi dey nairaland?

Samorenews:
The child she said she was going to babysit at 17 years wasn’t even born till 2002. Shindara Fatoyinbo did not exist 1999.

Source
http://samgist.com/busola-lied-about-the-rape-allegation-_kemi-oluloyo/

amosfunmi:
Good morning all, what could be responsible for timing belt breaking. Between 22nd of may and 5th of July my timing belt broke three times.
The only thing I notice is there is an oil leak around that area, the first mech to fix the first belt change the crank shaft and camshaft seal.
Is there any other seal that one need to change?

dancok:
i go with that, their parents actually told them the story, because me, i no remember when i was 5 gan talk less of 2.

Danny Baba.... Ur case is different

Islie:
More to follow…


https://www.thecable.ng/extra-customs-officer-promotes-self-to-cg-asks-hameed-ali-to-hand-over

Ifeanyimark:
Egbon gazuz, please, i neeD your contact, i wan go buy motor, and i will need you to do all those inspection, make i even use d opportunity buy oil from you. 08038263261

giselle237:
Oga Gazzuz, please what does the below entail for toyota camry ‘07
1. Repair of SRR/SFL SOLENOID A/C PANEL COMBINATION METER
2. SUNDRY

shogbenga:
Oga gazzuzz, pls which is the ideal engine oil to service Honda Accord 2009 model coupe. Thanks

jceesquare:
She was worried of the kind of creature she was raising lol.
Constant sucking of petrol and fiddling with grease can be injurious to the health all petrol heads can attest to that.
I remember the 1st day I got high on petrol . I wanted to suck the damn thing with a hose from the gallon to the generator and reversed gravity drew the thing straight to my brain.
Chai that thing can pain!!!!

That is a destiny changer it must happen to every petrol head

GAZZUZZ:
I remember...

Not sure of the sequence but here it goes.

I was born here. Govt Girls College Dala
Kano
https://maps.app./bnP5aLcqAPpPACU58

Mumu was a teacher (english/french) we always lived in a school quarters.

I remember following mum to work and playing in the girls hostel, I remember picking up sugar cubes on the floor in the girls hostel and placing them in my mouth, I remember the girls hostel, they were always fond of me , I remember when Aunty gracee came to visit with her daughter, she tied bags of water an put in the freezer and went to sell at the gate of the sch (that woman is a legend) I remember strangling a chick (for no reason) when we had a poultry in one of the rooms, I remember the honda 2500 generator that Uncle Joe would carry alone in between his legs from the garage to the end of the walkway (we hardly used it) I remember when mum was a student and I was not in sch, she would attend her lecture In BUK guess it was a defence or something, I would play outside near the 505 picking up sticks and flowers while she was in class (I guess I was a noisy chilld), I remember plucking and chewing red tomatoes straight from the garden, I remember we had a Russian neighbours, and robbers visited, shot the mum and her son, mum died, but son lived, remember dad took all of us to the BQ and held our mouths tight.

I remember being asked, what is the baby doing (my younger bro) I said baby is looking

I remember telling my nanny I was going out, picked up keys to the 505, opened the door, but was never able to turn the ignition (dad alway locked the steering and pulled the parking brakes really high)

I guess the earliest would be picking up the sugar cube on the floor, dusting it on my shirt and chewing

Thanks ishilove

Wait! I remember catching a turtle! Threw it like a rock, came back next minute and couldn't find it! Sneaky bast.ard!

group chat, Mother reacts to this post

Kingsdave:
.... Please were can I go for a car scan Where can I locate Them,,?

don4real18:
I just checked your account and it's just N1,231 that's available.

you have taken it already

cluewebhost:
Sometime, not too long ago.
Nairaland permanently lost thousands of posts and threads.

we lost intellectual property

Milito:
Hello Bro. Kindly assist with this.

Odyssey 2006 steering behaves strange. I observed that it was not aligned properly, I then took it for wheel balancing and alignment after which they assisted me in positioning it properly.

Just 2 days after that, the steering wheel is no longer straight but points to the left side. The car moves straight without going to either the right or the left indicating that the alignment is in order.

It's just the steering wheel that points into a wrong direction and it pisses me out a lot. One day out of frustration I decided to jerk it strongly to the other side and to my uttermost surprise and worry it corrected it. I therefore took my time to observe that it is when I make a sudden U-turn or enter a pot hole violently that it changes position and points to the left side. I am thinking something is not properly tightened somewhere.

Someone said it may be the steering rack. Please what do you think? I am afraid during an emergency if I turn the steering suddenly it may just rotate and not control the wheels.

drakeskull:
Boss, my car has been consuming so much fuel for since I got it. No code except ckp sensor which has since not shown up since I changed my battery terminals. However the extreme fuel consumption persist. Today I scanned and got the code P0420.

Car is 08 Honda Accord

xule20:
Chief I for like come service 2012 highlander for your workshop on Tuesday oh,change two tyres
& some dent using ur painter.
I got these error codes

P0016
P0017
P0128
P0011

imoci:
. good evening sir, I have been having kick start issue with my 07 Ccorolla,at times it won't just
start except I hit the auto kick wih an object.
The brushes have been confirmed okay by rewire, I gave it to another auto rewire close to my office and he told me that the Kickstarter isn't for the car I gave him money for another Kickstarter on Friday, I drove home successfully only for me To of my engine and restart when I observed that it didn't start I hit it as usual and it start .
On Saturday I went to fix something at a mech workshop and wen I tried to start it didn't start , we hit it as usual without any response the rewire had to use a cable to start it which I don't understand .
Today everything has been fine until this evening I have hit it severally and it didn't start .

Playback what could be wrong sir.

pharod:
Good evening bosses. I've been a silent reader for some time now. And I really want to start this e-hailing biz. But my problem is that I don't have driver's license neither do I have the money to do it.

I am currently staying with my sister and her family at Gbagada and I'm tired of staying at home doing nothing. I am a very good driver and I love driving but I don't have the means to start up.

I know that due to the recent happenings in the country, everybody is highly sceptical about dealing with a total stranger but if anyone can put himself in my shoes, you will see that it took a lot for me to ask for help on a public forum.

My name is Nwoke Lawrence Ogochukwu and this is my number 081387665zero1 incase anybody wants to verify. I'm on Facebook and whatsapp. Biko my brothers, help me.

WriterOfConscie:
Good day, my brother is about to buy his first car and he's located in far away Kebbi.
He however found a car on a Nigerian site for used cars and needs your help in finding a good mechanic to help carry out full inspection on a car in Ikeja, Lagos State, Nigeria.

Please drop your contact details if you know any experienced Toyota inspection mechanic.

Payment won't be a problem, let him just do a good inspection job is all .

You can drop your digits like zero eight zero two five etc. He's reading comments. Thanks

TPound:
You and this ya big mouth...

I will soon organise this for you

Ifeanyimark:
What happenes to all your cars? Sup with u boss.

dannybrasky:
How about WEBSITE?? Abi we no need WEBSITE? So that local man can be pleased,only the wise one will understand

Website good, but this thread gained 26,000views and counting since 16th of june without hitting front page. Educated readers, not that Mumu instagram and facebook.

Which bloody website will do that?

for now let's just relax on nairaland. Subscription last time I checked is free

Ifeanyimark:
Are you a driver. Paying rent for God knows when, this is your perfect opputunity to own your own car. Nigerian used toyota camry available for sale. Bought nov 2017. Hit me up on 08038263261. For further enquires. Buy now, and tell your lugard " 4k you"

Asking price -1m, negotiable