Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:32pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
chucsmoore: Lol. No mind GAZZ, he dey throw shade at us wey dey use 2.4 litre engine 2ar-fe 2.5liter  |
Car Talk › Re: Tale Of A "Witty" First Time Car Buyer. by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:39pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Mrtesso: Uncle G, they say if u laugh at someones misfortune, it might befall you. Is it true? Or it doesn't apply to demeanors? Sadly I have no pity for such people. |
Car Talk › Re: Tale Of A "Witty" First Time Car Buyer. by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:54pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Mrtesso: Somehow, more conversations ensued and then I got to find out what befell dear Ibrahim. He bought a used 2002 Mercedes Benz ML350 "Jeep" at #700,000 I can't laugh alone.... Thecar, thebigkendo, Obekediamondfuto, oblo, oluwaseunla, kwett, Eherbal, egunmogaji, nurey, radautoworks, cityngr, Costee.. |
Car Talk › Re: Nwanneni's Road To Recovery by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:30am On Dec 04, 2018 |
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Car Talk › Re: Nwanneni's Road To Recovery by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:06am On Dec 04, 2018 |
nwanneni: i see your point. But 500k? naaah! I rather gift it to my nephew .thanks for your input anyways Uncle I de pray for you |
Technology Market › Re: Buy My Phone, Infinix Smart 5010,for 14k. by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:24am On Dec 04, 2018 |
banky3w: Oga why are you selling your phone again? Is anything wrong with the Golf again? Cc Dipor tivo Kingr eign Tim ifakay Ga zzuzz LeJeu n3 Sult aan
demeanor activities is 2nd nature  |
Technology Market › Re: Buy My Phone, Infinix Smart 5010,for 14k. by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:23am On Dec 04, 2018 |
dancok: Preferably Akure residents, 08064357013 or 09082198274. Pls post pictures |
Car Talk › Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:31am On Dec 04, 2018 |
Most of you who follow me must have seen this advert. https://www.nairaland.com/4721086/2011-nissan-sunny-81000km-49000miles
I was getting horrible offers. Finally got something reasonable and on the D day for payment he absconded.
I drove the car a couple of times and we bonded.
I gave one young man on this forum to use it for uber, and on the 2nd week this happened while he was driving
https://www.nairaland.com/4813902/nissan-sunny-2007-2010-p2122-p2127
I guess she was passing a message that it should be just us. So I agreed and she's been by daily driver and travel companion ever since.
Side note. This nissan is not made in the USA. I still believe the nissan rogue is a rogue, and the nissan altima, maxima and murano are designed by the devil himself 
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:00pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
busayo2uk: That Uber will always be profitable for the lone driver who owns his/her car may not be true because of fuel cost. If your trip can no longer replace your fuel with little change left, then that will be the end. by Jan 2019 there will be little or no accords and camry. Presently city, rio and corrola will have a lot left after the trip. |
Car Talk › Re: I Seek Knowledge On Parking by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:47pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
EgunMogaji: So there I was minding my own business parked on the side of a public road when I was accosted by a private security guard that I was parked illegally in front of his driveway. The entire frontage of the business was a driveway.
I pondered a bit and moved forward.
Then a vulcanizer came and told me to also move as I was blocking his machine.
In the US except if it’s posted no parking (only a government agency puts up signage) and if it’s not blocking a driveway (1 single space) then it’s a space to park
I did ask the security guard if he was attempting to enforce a company policy or government law. He looked at me like I was speaking Greek.
So my question is what is the actual law?
Thanks.
PS: I recognize that Nigeria is sometimes a free for all jungle where anything goes but I’m actually looking for the law. Uncle, just move jeje, before you come back and brutus tyres are missing, brain box missing, battery missing e.t.c
Street rules in shithole on parking, greet any one around and ask if it is safe to park there, if you they like you, you park for free, if they don't like you they say Oga no problem, but if you come back you find something for bois. |
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Blessedpikin: Hi people, I'm trying to change my transmission oil after about 2 months of using my car cos I dont have an idea of the transmission oil change history....do I need to also change the filter and gasket ? what car? |
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 12:19pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
sainteve4r: Oga Gazzuzu, i really appreciate you on this forum. pls I bought Honda babyboy 2000 automatic model few months ago and it was driving fine until last month when the gear is not switching on it own. my Kazeem suggested I should change the switch but was doubting if I can get original switch in Akure here, he also suggested I might need to plan for a new gear soon in case it doesn't work. pls Sir, what's your candid advise on these options. thanks This will require a scan. |
Car Talk › Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(op): 11:59am On Dec 03, 2018 |
johnabraham: but oga gazzuzz, wey thing you dey go to early morning for ilupeju......  Monday morning hustle..... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:44am On Dec 03, 2018 |
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Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:39am On Dec 03, 2018 |
splendore: Hello sir, do you have tire with this configuration 235/40/18 and how much? engrprosper: 215 65 15.. price pls.. owerri. FrancisAdl: Boss, I need 2units of 175/70/14 Is it available? splendore: Hello Boss, i am still waiting for your response on this ,i need 4 pieces actually unavailable sir's |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:07am On Dec 03, 2018*. Modified: 1:04pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Mjosh1000: This is really village people handwork, Currently at mma2 I got a request, called the rider he said he is still in porthacort that I should wait for him , and uber don warn me about cancellation the idiot phone is now off, some riders are just so stupid why will you request for a ride when you are not ready. you for tell am say you go start trip nah  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:23am On Dec 03, 2018 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:19am On Dec 03, 2018 |
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Car Talk › Re: Water On Both Sides Of The Front Seat (toyota Camry ‘07) by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:44am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Edozie13: Please i need clarity as regards the above subject matter. I just noticed water soaking the floor of both front seats in my car (presumably after ac usage) and I am curious as to why this is happening.
Took the car to my mechanic on Saturday and he said it’s got to do with blockage in the ac discharge. I want to take her to see a technician, but I’d like to know what’s actually the problem as well as possible solution before the kazeem press spoil.
I didn’t want to detail the thread on ac pipe welds. CC: Oga Gazzuzz, thebigkendo, mayor2013 et al Camry 2007. For wetness on both sides of the front foot mat, a leaking evaporator can be ruled out. A leaking evaporator on that particular model will have a wet floor mat on the right only. Currently you have a leak from an external source, and the post likely culprit is from the Windshield. To prove it, strip the plastic covers on the right and left pillars, pour water on the vehicle and watch for leaks. From inside the vehicle.
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Car Talk › Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:33am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Olalan: Doing 190 on Nigerian roads seems like a suicide mission........ Uncle calm down that is called carbon cleaning and not done today. |
Car Talk › Re: My Benz S500 Ac Doesn't Cool Everywhere by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:30am On Dec 03, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: check high and low pressures with a pressure gauge.
if withing normal limits check the duo valves that transfer heat from the engine to the cabin. They are designed to feed the cabin warmth by regulating the quantity of hot coolant flow to the heater core. When stuck open the a/c will feel in efficient. justiniyke29: Thanks everyone for your time, I have solved it. I saw online how to check the ac fault codes using the command and reset them. The ac Is chilling now from all vents even the door and side pillar vents that air wasn't coming out. I guess I would really need to get the car manual. Guess you got the temp settings wrong then. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:27am On Dec 03, 2018 |
teelacruz: Guys are warming up......
Oil change............✔️ Tyres....................✔️ Joints & Bushings....✔️ PMS......................✔️ Reserve for Ous......✔️ Village People ....✔️ Settled
December Surge = Cash Out.....✔️ You are prepared then |
Car Talk › Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:26am On Dec 03, 2018 |
diportivo: things that mighty men fear  Forget that one o! If you want to disposes me of any earthly belonging, just show me flying roach and it's urs  |
Car Talk › Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:15am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Monday morning set out 6am, heading to illupeju out early to ensure I don't get stuck in traffic. Getting to ogba, met a familiar face, you going to work? Hop in. Dropped him off toyin street ikeja... turned under ikeja bridge road is clear not too much traffic doing 120km/hr wishing lagos roads could always be this free. https://dekhnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Good-Roads.jpg
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Looked at my rear view mirrors, no cars behind me but peripheral vision on the right notices something crawling on the front passenger seat 
I turn my head to confirm..........
Omo! My liver fail me o it was a matured cockroach and he just disappeared somewhere inside the front passenger seat.
https://images.summitmedia-digital.com/topgear/images/2016/12/23/IPIS645.jpg
I'm in panic mode reflex action already ensured car is no longer receiving any acceleration looking for a good spot to park... www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252935_img201812030649489_jpegf7592c91995fa9c55c5622c27f52cce1 I thank God for the layby on the left, I park like a danfo driver trying to hustle passengers at the bustop came down from the car, then my 2nd sense told me it's monday morning, no let them use you make money so I went back in, turned turned on my hazard lights and stood by the car. www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252939_img201812030649456_jpeg942229f1281d21759afa237cccdde0e4
Well your guess is as good as mine, this journey will not continue until I see the lifeless body of that roach outside of my vehicle.
I summon courage open the front passenger door and the hunt begins. This roach take me play, always changing position. I was just wishing I had a Baygon by my side so I could nuke the bastard but last last he made a technical blunder by diving under the rear center footmat for cover.... this was the chance I had been looking for... you know that saying "killing a fly with a sledge hammer" this one was one of those moments, but sadly all I had were my rubber slippers but continuous rpms were applied to achieve a better result . https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_X_fSXVEAAnjlE.jpg
I raised the floor mat and there he was off to meet his maker... at this point I asked my self was he dropped in the car by the brother I picked up by the road could this be one of my village people? Any way threw him out of the cold asphalt, his body already engulfed in uncontrollable spasms. www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252936_img201812030649295_jpege88d5d2d453048d8426e2727ced45f8b
I drive off, but much slower and more vigilant thinking to my self could this be an invasion? Are there more?
true story Morning people, drive safe.
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Car Talk › Re: Water On Both Sides Of The Front Seat (toyota Camry ‘07) by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:21am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Edozie13: Please i need clarity as regards the above subject matter. I just noticed water soaking the floor of both front seats in my car (presumably after ac usage) and I am curious as to why this is happening.
Took the car to my mechanic on Saturday and he said it’s got to do with blockage in the ac discharge. I want to take her to see a technician, but I’d like to know what’s actually the problem as well as possible solution before the kazeem press spoil.
I didn’t want to detail the thread on ac pipe welds. CC: Oga Gazzuzz, thebigkendo, mayor2013 et al what car? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:55am On Dec 03, 2018 |
protocol: Hmmm e son d set. Gazzuzz pls can I use your jerry cans? its a December thing. |
Car Talk › Re: What Maintenance Item Are You Postponing? by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:47pm On Dec 02, 2018 |
weyreypey: It is not fine. Help him like you helped Kunle from Ibadan years ago. wow only the inner circle know this 4year old story. You must be investigated.  |
Car Talk › Re: What Is This Vehicle Part Called? by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:32pm On Dec 02, 2018 |
sultaan: By the time your engine needs that replaced a lot more needs to be looked into.
Your friend has been using the wrong or no engine oil, prepare to buy a used engine.It is even advisable to get one now very sound advice. |
Car Talk › Re: What Maintenance Item Are You Postponing? by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:30pm On Dec 02, 2018 |
jones2014: @GAZZUZZ, my car (camry 2001, 4 plugs) consumes exactly 2k fuel for a trip of 70 miles on the highway, (is this fair enough) but way below within the city, infact its annoying to look at the fuel gauge when driving within the city, its as if someone is using cup to scoop my fuel at intervals. Pls lemme get up thoughts on this.
Secondly, my silencer has been making some funny noise of recent, sounds a bit louder or let me say rattling, i have been to the mechanic and even panel beater, they have done some work on it but the sound persist around 0-20 km/hr when accelerating, but above it the noise is unheard. Am really lost as to what d problem could be, pls help. Regards 13liters to 116km is fine based on type of car mentioned and assumed abuse. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2018 |
Lexy1234: Uber/taxify driver required for a honda civic 2 guarantors required 30k weekly Previous experience required along with evidence of same Kindly send a whatsapp to 08189708693 2003 civic? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:08pm On Dec 02, 2018 |
Need a mon-fri 6am driver for morning trips from Ikoyi to lekki if you live near and you a regular then let me know.
Will take referrals from regular contributors only |
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:49pm On Dec 02, 2018 |
weyreypey: Line chills before getting to expansion valve. Meanwhile it's chilly inside. system is chocked expansion valve 100per  |