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Car Talk › Re: In What Car And When Did You First Go .... by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:04am On Dec 17, 2016
carinaII 1.6 liter engine 200km/hr asaba benin 1998
Car Talk › Re: by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:56pm On Dec 16, 2016
FlyboyZee:
* C Number: C33035
* Port of discharge: Seme Border Post
* Date of assessment: 2014/10/20
* Name of vehicle: Honda Pilot
Your info is now ready. Contact 08033910382.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:54pm On Dec 16, 2016
igbizen:
When I am accelerating, gear 1 to 2, the car jerks.
When am turning left I hear noise on the legs but when turning right no noise. Also when I apply sudden brakes I also hear the noise.
just scanned the car (pilot 2010) and I got these codes. What do I do?
Easy. Pressure sensor A on transmission is causing the erratic shifting. The other code for the crank sensor seems to be a history code. Have the pressure sensor harness checked, a rodent could have done some work there cheesy
Car Talk › Re: by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:17pm On Dec 16, 2016
FlyboyZee:
* C Number: C33035
* Port of discharge: Seme Border Post
* Date of assessment: 2014/10/20
* Name of vehicle: Honda Pilot
confirming.... once payment is received.
Car Talk › Re: by GAZZUZZ(op): 12:14pm On Dec 16, 2016
Note: you have to be registered on NL for this service.

For those guests calling me, register and post info here, do not send to me as an sms, do not send to me as whatsapp.
Politics › Re: 7 Controversial Issues That Nailed Magu In DSS Report by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:55am On Dec 16, 2016
interesting read.
Health › Re: Re: My Brother's Wife Has Attained Pre-mature Menopause! by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:46am On Dec 16, 2016
Elder4sure:
It been four years since my brother got married to this young and pretty damsel and we were all happy. As a family we offered prayers to them and hoped to gather again after 9months for another celebration. Four years down the line nothing has happened. After asking my brother closely he opened up and told me that his wife hasn't been menstruating over this time. Doctors in the house I need ur help on this matter please. My brother's wife age is 27. I will appreciate valid answers.
your brother is a patient good man.

Me I can't fit
Car Talk › Re: by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:17am On Dec 16, 2016
osv4real:
Hi Gauzz,
57993
Lagos Tincan island....PTTT
21-9-2015

Mercedes benz
Please help me verify the custom duty
if the info above is correct, this is what is on the system.
4X40 container stc

Mono filament plate of PVC

No vehicle in container.
Investment › Re: MMM And The Narrative Of Nigeria Open To All Swindlers- Daily Trust by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:19am On Dec 16, 2016
copied from facebook

Apparently, it was inevitable that I'd have more to say about the Mourning Mumu Masses. My friend   Uju Iheanyichukwu Kingsley made it so by tagging me in some post in the subject. 

So here goes.

I watched a wildlife documentary recently- it's amazing how much we can learn from watching animals do their thing, the purity of motive; because they have none except those imposed by nature and encoded as instinct. It is fascinating.

So this snake was moulting- shedding its skin. No hands. No legs. How to do? 

It rubbed itself against a rough tree trunk, creating fiction between the bark and the old skin. Old skin breaks and gets caught on the bark. Slithering Sly simply glides out in sleek new shiny leather. 

It turns out most animals shed skin. Humans included. 

Why is this relevant to the subject of the Mega Mumu Magas? Because what  I'm about to say will create friction, that friction will likely lead to leaving some old skin behind- people who disagree with my viewpoint. And I will applaud their exit from my timeline, wall and life in general. 

So...this is a good place  to stop reading and ask yourself if you want to continue? 
You might want to ignore this one and come back to my wall when I'm speaking to less aggravating and more congenial issues. 

If you do choose to read on, I commend you for doing so. Just take a deep breath...and remember, I offer no apologies for anything I write behind this line.

If you put money into the Mega Money Missroad scheme, you are a greedy lowlife!

If you have borrowed money from people to join the scheme you are a lying,  greedy lowlife!

If you spoke to anyone to convince them to join the scheme, you are a wicked, lying, thieving, conniving greedy lowlife!

If you profess to uphold any sort of faith based ideals as a Christian, Muslim or whatever flavor of religion you subscribe to, especially if you hold functional office or leadership position in any capacity within a faith based congregation and any of the previous  three paragraphs applies to you then you are a hellbound, deconscientized wicked lying thieving conniving greedy lowlife!

If you are one of those ranting and popping off about the reactions of chastisement and berating of all the Mumu Money Mongers who have been caught in the maelstrom now that #WinterIsHere and the #GameOfCoins has turned to #HungerGames...

...if you are one of those saying...

 "leave them alone, mind your business, is it your money? It is the economic situation that led them to it, be compassionate...they are already traumatized....don't rub it in..."

I say to you...get thee behind me you offspring of satan! 

Brood of Vipers you lot! 

Your willingness to compromise the basic principles of decency and truthfulness are everything that is wrong with the world and Nigeria! 
You stand for nothing so everything goes...'the end justifies the means' is your creed.
You two faced, no... multiple faced , hydra tongued sirens are the ones who cheer men and women on to their destruction because you just want to get along and find favor with everyone. Bloody hypocrites! 

You are the ones who rant about corrupt politicians... until Uncle James or Aunty Agnes gets an appointment ...then their sudden wealth becomes 'gods blessing'...and you trot out in your Sunday best for thanksgiving service. 
Everything for you is relative...there are no cardinal principles in your book. I actually fear you lot the most. You would kill a man. That's why the longest paragraph is about you lot.

See...EVERYONE I know and spoke to who got into this  thing KNEW what a pyramid or Ponzi scheme is! I can say this categorically because I made sure they did at the end of that conversation, if they didn't prior to it.....

They KNEW that the scheme does not create ANY value, and that the 30% payout was simply from fresh funds brought in by new recruits...who continued to widen the base of the 'pyramid' .

They KNEW that it would not go on forever because the pyramid would grow so big that at some point that the payouts would not be sustainable for various reasons- 'matching' being one of them- and this would be when the game masters would cash out , leaving whoever was still in the value chain hanging....which would be A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE.

They KNEW that a Pyramid scheme was set up primarily to grow the pyramid large enough to guarantee a huge payday for the puppet master who set it up. They KNEW that the payouts to early adopters was designed to create a facade of genuineness and build credibility; the fuel needed to get more people in...They just DID NOT CARE as long as they hoped to get some of that payout first. 

A little illustration here...who remembers  those parties you'd attend as a kid and the game 'musical chairs'? - more people than chairs dancing to music around a circle made with the chairs. Everyone needed to sit down when the music stopped or they were 'out'. Meaning that since there were fewer chairs than people, some people were sure to be out in every round, and you didn't care who as long as you got a seat. you'd actually push nd shove people , friends and siblings typically to survive the game...remember? Good. That's how a pyramid scheme works.

These plonkers  KNEW that every new recruit they brought in would potentially allow the music go on long enough to cash out, hopefully. SO they went about evangelising...or at the very least dipping into the pool in the hope to get a payout off someone else eventual loss....

They CHOSE to take the risk of loss, on the backs of equally greedy nitwits who wanted in on the game. So effectively, there are no victims, everyone wanted to play someone to get ahead...to make theirs at the expense of whoever was still standing when the music went silent.

Well, the music has gone quiet and they are all in mutually agreeable good company. 

And people are asking for empathyhuh!!! For who??!!
Car Talk › Re: My Camry 2000 Jerks,pls Help by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:00am On Dec 16, 2016
ottawaboi:
I did not drive this car for about a month. After about 1 month,I started the engine and noticed the slight jerk,so I changed the fuel filter but it still persists.

What I have noticed are;
- I have to rev the accelerator hard when on low speeds to get the car to move well.then it moves very well after it has picked up speed.

- when at a red light or any stop, I observe that it jerks when I place the gear on D ,jerk reduced greatly on NN

Please help,what could be wrong?
check plug wires they could be leaking voltage.
Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:48pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:
Uncle Gazzuzz, don't let me punch you oooooo angry. If i take you to Ibadan, you will ask for more 'cos the sail will be so smooth that you will sleep all through.
I shall be scared all the way tongue
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:46pm On Dec 15, 2016
b2212:
Gazzuzz, i hail o!

that my Accord 2004 de throw p1009 periodically. triggers check engine then when i pack for a while the check engine goes off.
Vtech issues. Call and book an appointment. I will be closing for the year very soon.
Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:44pm On Dec 15, 2016
since we are generalizing, women can't drive. angry
Autos › Re: I Need A Car Urgently by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:24pm On Dec 15, 2016
ginatasha:
Una no see this post...haba my people
2 things might possibly enable you to get a corrola at that price.

1. Vehicle is stolen

2. Vehicle is fantastically riddled with
mechanical/electrical issues.
Car Talk › Re: by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:43pm On Dec 15, 2016
osv4real:
Hi Gauzz,
57993
Lagos Tincan island....PTTT
21-9-2015
Mercedes benz
Please help me verify the custom duty
confirming...
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:16am On Dec 15, 2016
k2kay:
Good morning, I was cleaning my accord 05 this morning and found a screw close to the bonnet. Would like to know if its part of my car and if it is, what's it supposed to tighten. Thanks.
not a bolt for your honda vehicle. But it will be wise to keep it in the glove box compartment.
Car Talk › Re: Durability Of Innoson Cars? by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:05am On Dec 15, 2016
favouryemmy:
I have intention of patronizing the Innoson brand of cars. I have been seeing their hilux in town recently. However, I wish to know how comfortable and durable they are? Do they have second hand value? If you have used their car, please let me know your experience.
I am yet to see any broken down innosn vehicles, Innoson parts are clones of different car makers. (mitsubishi, toyota) the parts are available.
Career › Re: Taiwo Abiri, Who Learned How To Repair Cars By Watching Youtube Videos by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:21pm On Dec 14, 2016
Drienzia:
Normal hype as usual... Twenty five mills in 12months, na Bugatti him de repair? cheesy
if he makes an average profit of 100k per day (which is very feasible) X 6 working days X 4 weeks X 12 months what you have is 28,800,000. Very feasible.
Career › Re: Taiwo Abiri, Who Learned How To Repair Cars By Watching Youtube Videos by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
aieromon:
Same thing I'm doing.

Tired of visiting Gazzuzz and their likes tongue tongue

No free money to waste in this Buhari period.
you will soon press the spoil button tongue
Car Talk › Re: Closed by GAZZUZZ(op): 12:20pm On Dec 14, 2016
austin4real:
Hi, Please my nissan primera AC stopped working like last week, the AC techie checked all the pipes and compressor for any physical leaks, but none was found, he then concluded that the evaporator was the culprit, The compressor activates whenever i switch on the AC, but it doesnt blow cool air, what can be done plz.....
look for somone who can scientifically explain why the evaporator is leaking, and not guess work.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:32am On Dec 14, 2016
Malawian:
so i finally bought myself a bluetooth car scanner. this is what i got. can a kazeem fix these or not? and that mightr they be?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4603541_screenshot20161213081325_jpeg87c977de50d8422224f627275f30e0c3

replace O2 sensor, replace vtech sensor at back of engine, replace. Throttle position sensor or entire throttle body if sensor is unavailable.


That's the Kazeem way to go about it.

Proper Diagnostics should confirm that all these parts are bad before replacing.
Car Talk › Re: So Many Issues by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:20am On Dec 14, 2016
emmaak2:
2001 camry
Vehicle is not equipped with any bet roller or tensioner. Buy a good belt, problem solved.
Car Talk › Re: So Many Issues by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:09am On Dec 14, 2016
What vehicle is it sir?
Autos › Re: Decotech please refund as we agreed. by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:04am On Dec 14, 2016
Daniel please confirm, did you agree to pay 200k and so far paid 25,000?
Autos › Re: Decotech please refund as we agreed. by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:57am On Dec 14, 2016
adeolu123:
I keep wondering why he did not do this all this while from his message yesterday, there was a suggestion that he thought I gave the job to someone else. But I did not. So it seemed he was using that to punish me or something. He shld have paid the money in good faith as I was ready to suffer some loses myself. The client he knew was not a straight forward man. asking to pay with a car that did not even worth the job. So why shld I give the job to someone else, to increase my loses?
at this point, your thread title is inappropriate, and should be modified in the interest of peace.
Car Talk › Re: Closed by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:54am On Dec 14, 2016
Ovipop:
thanks boss for this wonderful tips ...the evaporator of my Bmw e36 compact coupe was leaking and I could not find the evaporator to buy so I decided to block off the mouth that was leaking ... I don't know if it is a safe practice or if it will work well ..
Take a pic, of what was blocked.
Autos › Re: Decotech please refund as we agreed. by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:49am On Dec 14, 2016
see my uncle o!! shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin

Autos › Re: Decotech please refund as we agreed. by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:46am On Dec 14, 2016
adeolu123:
You are very right sir. Daniel BUT DANIEL WAS PAID for site survey even before getting the 700,000 deposit. He shld not count that at all pls.
I must also add that the original client also contributed to all this problem. Daniel was talking about me being greedy. How?
Daniel is not being honest here. Daniel knows the client had no balance to pay, the client was even offering his car as part of the payment. I called daniel and told him the client seems to be unserious. Decotech am I lying? So I don't know why daniel went ahead to even buy any material despite me warning that if we do the job we may not get our balance. Why shld a client be offering his car as balance to make matters worse the care was below the value of our balance that was why we had delays. Before the client eventually said he needed his money. I was trying to be fair. This was daniel (decotech) I suggested he kept a whole 200k for wasting his time, just pay me 200,000 and let's go home in peace , yet since June he refused to pay. Pls everyone what is my offense? Decotech what is my offense? Did u worth 200k I asked you to keep. All just to encourage you yet what did I get? Can we all just leave sentiments and be honest here?
we have confirmation from adeolu.
Car Talk › Re: So Many Issues by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:42am On Dec 14, 2016
emmaak2:
GOOD MORNING ALL
1, PLEASE CHANGING MY LEAKING RADIATOR TOP OR REPLACING IT,WHICH ONE IS BETTERhuh
2, WHEN MARCHING THE BRAKE IT TAKE LONGER PERIOD BEFORE IT RESPOND NB:HAVE CHANGE THE BRAKE PADS
3, THE BELT IN MY CAR ALWAYS WORN OUT,PLEASE WHAT MIGHT BE WRONG
1. Replace radiator.
2. More explanation required. Visit mechanic.
3. Stop buying new substandard belts, look for toks, Brand new OEM is good too but @over 12k a piece. 3500 toks will last very long if you select a good one.

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