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Even i have silently uttered those words that any woman who gives me trouble will be out of my house. Funny thing is that what I define as trouble are just minor issues. Its just stupid male Ego talking. If a man goes by that he will keep ushering women out of his house because women are not slaves. They will usually say what they think and disobey you from time to time.

darthv:
Just tried using my gtbank atm which i have been using for years and it didnt work. so what bank atm works now

You mean GTbank naira Mastercard?

GreenMavro:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “ERROR. Not long enough"

lol

Mavin1:
I see you, marriage breaker!
In PEJ's voice, Continue

lol

This is sad

maberry:
So na that one dey pain am pass for the sick bed wey him dey?
He no go talk how he go take bring himself back
Make una dey deceive una sef there

Exactly! He is there thinking of olosho. lol

He is good and His love endures.......forever.

Ishilove:
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The baby swing is for keeping that overactive toddler in one place. It even has hanging toys to distract 'em

Can I call to say I love you?

Mind your business

I recommend these questions be presented to our professors in the higher institutions and included in Jamb exams.

There's nothing somebody will not hear on this recession matter.

1. Nigeria is suffering from economic compression

2. Nigeria is in technical recession

3. Recession is just a word
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Please add yours....

Too long. Summary is its Buhari's fault.

la1:
obfuscation of facts...you try to be clever by half when you highlight only the effects and leave out the cause of how we landed in this mess to begin with... the stats you listed although true,.is presented in such a way as to deny the fact that the horse had since bolted from the stables and the current admin is basically on a rescue/recovery mission...only those who started watching the movie halfway in would be moved by your play here... the rest of us know better.

Wow. Twale!

love American tech

FUCKU:
for the fact that you talk too much doesn't mean you make much sense. If you are a site, you dey for cemetery.

Are you okay? Even with your short words you don't contribute much.

FUCKU:
I wish I could urinate in your mouth. You really deserve a badass punch in the face. After everything you read, that's the thing you noticed?. Your type after teaching you in class, your only problem would be that your teacher eats a lot.

Out of all the monikers to choose that's the one you chose? Your type doesn't even attend classes otherwise you would have seen a two in one comment. One thanking God for the successful surgery and the other criticizing the abuse of selfies.

topsam1:
That's how we'll continue to clamour for fresh people...do fresh people have money to throw away? Just try paste a poster that you are vying for house of assembly then you see how people will turn you to atm....your surrounding will always be filled with nuisance who believe you should give them everything they request and if you don't, you are stingy...its not easy bro...we are the problem of ourselves...the last time I checked, there was a young fresh man who contested under young party I guessed in the last general election, if I may ask you did you cast your vote for him? I didn't do either likewise every other persons, there is no trust again...we can wail on nairaland as long as we can, but when election comes we all go for the highest bidders...

Its just my thoughts not directed to anyone

Matured comment. You've said as it is.

Ishilove:
Lmao! Where do you get all these funny pictures from?

My heart has changed rhythm and tempo. It is now beating jigijigijigigbamgbam

Can your heart match this tempo? Can it match this dizzying rhythm, gbege my love?

I can take anything you throw at me baby.

Which 2016 Mavro? So you are still expecting to collect a SUPERSTITIOUS currency?

Sarrki you nor dey shame oh. Upon all the FTC when you don collect you still dey drag am even for your own post.

Fear God.

Thank God for successful surgery.

Trust women to take selfies in every situation.

Really don't give a flying f**k what happens to PDP. I just pray that the same happens to APC. We need fresh and decent people in the system. It's recycling that brought us Buhari.

Ishilove:
Chei, gbegemaster, see as ya sweet mouth just dey totori me

My heart is doing me kirimkikikirimki

My heart as my mouth is.........full of sweetness. Embrace the rhythms of your heart for it beats in resonance with mine.

Ishilove:
Agofure or God is Good is okay

Now you are talking. I go carry first for this matter. Nor mind that guy when dey ask for cost of bride price. E be like say e go stingy.

Your bride price is of inestimable value:

Ishilove:
Take Ekenedilichukwu (night bus) to the the thick, dark forests of the south-south region of Naija

Uduagan or Agofure bus?

Ishilove:
In Mark 7 vs 7 the Lord says In vain they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.

Man in his carnality brought doctrines that have no divine inspiration and scriptural backing. In my place once the bride price is paid on a woman she becomes your wife because payment of the bride price is the consummation of all the marriage rights that are performed. Every other thing is mere ceremony.

Direct me to your place.

Please leave Stanbic oh. My money dey there.

Fine geh. But I love ishi

Ishilove:
I don't know who came up with this fuckery. God steps into a marriage the very moment your bride price is paid. It is man and our carnal wisdom that came up with this nonsense, thus limiting us. I don't know what scriptural backing prohibits a man from 'knowing' his wife after he has performed all the traditional rights of marriage. Even the whole concept of 'white wedding' has carnal roots.

Utter fuckery. Who do traditional wedding don marry. Na man made laws dey cause this problem.

farouk0403:
FTC guy calm down this post will not reach Front page, if it does, I will quit nairaland.

You were saying........

See people's parents kissing the floor

I guess that picture is for illustration

arsenal33:
he no dey with any woman at the time.

good boy

Lol. Na so people yansh dey open oh. Just now he pastor for hear say he carry olosho