₦airaland Forum

SargasEnergy:
UP NEXT UP

Flier:
black man is stylishly gathering evidence
I hope they were not paid to plead guilty

Enireqx20:
Would the process have ended by now if the immediate past GMD were still in office? Hmmm...

Ezalb:
Tot KD was 6k

8legends:
What time did you do your interview?

Swargu:
Buhari and this Govt is in hot sit today to win the election tribunal thingy and you guys are expecting APL same day, ike gwuru, being almost a beneficiary of this govt i do not know what to pray for concerning the outcome sef.

I think that's what we should be focused on today, chasteghuy, this your woman don make you fight too much, not a good thing.

BTW when did we enter page 1002?, bia chasteghuy your name is everywhere here, ogini na?.

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, kevlala, mogoogaipan, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Donas11:
It's my real age oo

number5:
All dose guys forming overmaturity on dis thread after applying for GT now be looking at nnpc like:

Donas11:
Local men and women,please join me and rejoice with me on the occasion of my 26th Birthday today... APL fall on me and everyone else.

BMedia:
Mayday...Mayday!

I've been hit...

3k | EH | July 1st | Abuja | Lazarus M.

The smell of APL is strong in the air

Easymoneysniper:
Alright then. I'll remind you

ChasteGhuy:
You spoke with the GMD of Ann's Confectioneries you mean?

Bokansama:
Anyone insinuating the cancellation of this recruitment process should look for something else to preach about, and just maybe, we might buy it...but as per this recruitment process, it's a done and dusted affair.

Before gulping in an info as toxic as the "cancellation of NNPC 2019 Recruitment process" i implore us all to ask ourselves these question:
Why would a corporation in the calibre of the NNPC go through all the hassles of the various stages of a recruitment process(Screening of online applications as against requisite requirements, CBT and Interview phase), with the attendant resources expended in terms of logistics and all, only to cancel or better still jettison it at the eleventh hour?

Please nwokem...,look for something else to concoct.. we're not that gullible here, U know

Andre92:
I'm so angry atm.

Information reaching me from a reliable source confirmed that the recruitment will be cancelled due some political issues. One of the reason they stated is that the previous GMD isnt suppose to conduct a recruitment exercise in his terminal year.

1kBabyShoesNG:
PLEASE NOTE:
PAYMENT: Confirm that an item is available first, then it is wise to pay immediately before anyone else does. Paying for an item is the only way to reserve the item.

DELIVERY WITHIN LAGOS: Deliveries are made after payment for the item and you are to pay for the delivery when you get the item, if that is inconvenient for you : it is recommended to arrange a pickup within that day or latest the next day.

DELIVERY OUTSIDE LAGOS: Deliveries are made after payment for both the item and delivery fee, the delivery will be made the next day.

OFFICE AND WORK - ALL ITEMS ARE IN AWOYAYA
PICKUP DAY IS SATURDAY 1-3PM

1. LG HD 4000 Lumens Color Projector(New) - 55,000 Naira

2. Canon 3 in 1 Printer - 18,000 Naira

3. Multi-Binder Machine - 15,000 Naira

4. New POS - 10,000 Naira

5. Large Stock of Office Stationeries(3 staplers, 2 office pin removers, pack of highlighting marker, 2 stamp pads, 10 packs of Kangaroo office staple pins, 3 packs of Rexel big office staple pins, 1 stamp pad endorsing ink) - 7,000 Naira

6. Used Office Swivel Chair - 5,000 Naira

7. ZKT Office Clock (In & Out timer) - 20,000 Naira

8. Etisalat Routers 2 units - 10,000 Naira each

9. Giant Kanex Commercial Puncher - 5,000 Naira

10. Heavy Duty Rexel Stapler - 5,000 Naira

11. Scanner - 10,000 Naira

12. Laminating Machine - 12,000 Naira

13. Complete Karcher Cleaning Buckets - 15,000 Naira each

vicelreturns:
I don't really understand why someone will come here and be yarning how connection has assured him/her this much awaited offer letter, to what end actually is all these claims framed at

Please if you have gotten assurance of APL am begging you keep that info to yourself; don't come here and start making people lose their faith in the credibility of this whole recruitment process.


Nonsensical!

Enrypech:
Why will you buy a car before you rent a house?

Is it in my house you will be sleeping or inside your car?

Better rearrange your list o

NigelCundy:
With the brains we've got here, if 4 or 5 GT and EH could come together to critically look at many of the social problems we have in Nigeria and brainstorm effective strategies to solving any of the problems for a fee, we could be looking at a multi-million dollar company in a few years.

Just thinking out loud.

Ladyjane5657:
Anyone from IMO and Studied psychology here?
Local woman was asked to check something....

Runge:
Maybe you are experiencing a network error. I could log in.

get2udex:
Are you sure you're on the right thread??

Gbriels:
Please it not any business of yours if she said it a million times and she is still here.... local woman isn't occupying ur space... please be guided commenting next time

number5:
Tell us the truth, its that 4m+ upfront that is shacking you abi

olaidefat:
In fact, the reference numbers for the 2 roles are different when they were advertised.

olaidefat:
The job specifications and roles for the two are different!!!
For sales:
Depot management
Relationship management
Sales development.

I saw that of marketing too and they are different.

DeeOne19:
What time was your on 4th?

olaidefat:
Job interviewed for?
Marketing or Sales?

olaidefat:
Panel 1. And you?