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GeeCee:
return.





sal_ _ nt

SALIENT

moondust:
st_ _id thread

STUPID



ele_ _ _ ce

Downpo

who else if not you?

me of course

Love.



Fake or real?

pick up the pieces of your life.

return.





sal_ _ nt

Why ask why?

Okay, let us all leave this thread alone and leave right away.
Good bye.

smile4kenn:
suck and swallow

The instruction on this game is very clear; one related word only. So what is the relevance in smile4kenn's words. He has more than one word that are not even related to the last post.
If anybody lack wisdom, let him ask!

Let the pictures speak for themselves.
I don't want to be part of the pple that call the man an ape but,




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A pretty girl went to church to make a confession to a priest and the man asked her what the matter was.
She then said “My boyfriend did something bad to me”.
The pastor now kissed her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He hugged her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He now pulled off her cloth and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He now made love to her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”.
Then he now said ‘What is the thing he did that is making you to be crying?’
Then the girl said “He gave me AIDS.”

The pastor fainted,

Cold

I'm the last.

Not on my life

Wine

i just want to be the last person to post here

Ride on to where?

winner takes all.
i don win

Virus

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed.

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. "
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

There was this Nigerian who just arrived in the States. He was found to be disturbing the neighborhood peace and the police came to arrest him. Trust Nigerians, he made an attempt to escape by running away.
The police were running after him from street to street until he entered a pub.
The police couldn't find him because of the huge number of people that were there.
So, one police officer said to the other 'I know what to do'. The police officer turned off all the lights and the Nigerian man jumped up and shouted 'Oh NEPA!!!’

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Have you ever thought of committing suicide?

why can't you people just let me be the last person to post here?

For a friend, Gbolabo, popularly called GeeBee who passed on in 2005.
Geebee, i dearly miss u.
You will forever remian in my heart.
Friends Forever!!!

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lalaboi:
pele tie oh! tse u stil de why u gan?>

And what is dis suppose to mean?