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yeah. it's 4 women.

A boy failed his exams and was wondering ao 2 tell his parents. A friend came along and offered an advice 'Just send a text msg saying; Result declared; last year's performance repeated.

@ whiteroses, myself wen i was a kid. I just lov lukin at d pic.

abi ke.

if men were left to raise children, these are wat d children are most likely to turn out to be.

look very well and you will notice that none of them was wearing an helmet - dat's the cause of motorbike accident in jamaica - helmet. or wat do you think causesd accident from the pix?

At work,
September 7th, 1935
My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, Extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Wura.
I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology.
My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is very important. Even as I am writing, my adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South, West and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image.
Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants. As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty-five, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room, the conveyor belt of my soul.
I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn. In fact I'd become a living ghost. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday.
Please Omoniwuraolami, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve.
Shakespeare said it all: ‘if music be the food of love, play on’. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. At this juncture, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Ammonia, urea and iodine- not from your body, you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even God's time is the best. But time waits for no one.
A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you. I remain your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer.

March 10.

i wish crazykid will get sane soon

me of course

Dat will be interesting. Imagine d world without sunlight

You can't be so sure.

Well all posts have been very amusing but there is no need 4 us 2 fight ova this. My fellow nigerians, wat d outside world may not really know is dat we are angry and bitter dat we can still lack amidst plenty. So anytime we see a perceived enemy, we tend 2 let out our annoyance.

@ Sahan, sorry d 2 verses still did not answer my question. D matt quote said baptizing in d NAME of d , while d mark quote was even silent on d mode of baptism.

Helo all.I want my kid sista 2 go 2 Redeemers University but i don't know ao 2 go about it.Any info on dis will b highly appreciated.Wat is their website? Thanx.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time
you became informed!

A} Almost Boobs,
B} Barely there.
C} Can't Complain!
D} Dang!
DD} Double dang!
E} Enormous!
F} Fake.
G} Get a Reduction.
H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

There once existed a problematic Church. Many pastors came and went away leaving it the way they met it, if not worse. The church was just not growing. Then came this pastor who labored with much concern and passion for the growth of the church. It was frustrating, and his efforts did not seem to yield the expected results.
He was almost giving up and quitting like all his predecessors, but then thought of making a last attempt at reviving the dying church. He went to print handbills and advertised on the radio and television, the obituary and funeral service of the church. The burial will be held this Sunday morning in the church premises.
The day came. The church building was filled to capacity with members and outsiders, curious to see what this funeral of a dead church was all about. A “funeral” service preceded the final “burial’ ceremony. The pastor preached a very thought provoking sermon. After that he thanked all in the church for their sympathy and for coming to help bury his ‘dead’ church. He then ordered the coffin opened so that the people could pay their last respect to the corpse of the dead church lying in state.
People filed out excitedly, curious to see what was in the coffin. Knowing fully well what a church is, everyone wanted to know what mischief this pastor was up to. Excitement gave way to a hushed sense of remorse as soon as each person looked into the coffin and passed with head bent low. After all had passed and gone back to their seats, the whole place became embarrassingly silent.
Many people could not raise their heads. Instead of a dead church, they saw reflections of their faces, from a mirror laid at the bottom of the empty coffin! It was their own spiritual corpse: they have been passive about the growth of the church. They then remembered 1 Corinthians 12:14 which reminds them that they are part of the body-church of Christ and each asked,”what can I do to help build my local assembly and the Church of Christ universal?
The above story is food for thought for each of us. Are you not also responsible for the decadence and all the vices we see in the church in these end times? Think upon it and see how you can help make necessary positive changes in your local assembly.
Let us pray,” Revive your church, oh Lord!”

I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer
And jumped up off my knees
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends
They’d laugh at me, I’d fear
No time, no time, too much to do
That was my constant cry
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die
I went before the Lord, I came
I stood with downcast eyes
For in His hands God held a book
It was the book of life
God looked into His book and said
“Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down
But never found the time”.

could you pls refer me to the verse of the bible where jesus commanded that it should be done

Yes Jaybaby, you called me. Hope no prob.

@lady T, what is so difficult to understand in dis?

I PROMISED TO DISPLAY MORE PIX ON DIS MAN, HERE DEY ARE.
WHOEVER IT IS, I DON'T KNOW OOO AND I DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

JUST TOT U MIGHT WANT TO LAFF





MORE PIX ON DIS MAN TO COME

Welcome

If u knew d answer why did u ask?

Obo ngbe obo gun ope.

If u have a chance of ejecting one of d 2 from this country, who would it be? And if u're 2 choose living in d same house with one of them, who wuld it be?

Dis is something dat has been bothering me 4 some time now so i want sensible contributions from christians. Is water baptism compulsory 4 a born again christian? Let's start now!

Osman or wat do u cal yorself, from which planet are u? We are talkin about yor wife not yor househelp. If i were 2 b a lady, i will avoid u like a plague.

Osman or wat do u cal yorself, from which planet are u? We are talkin about yor wife not yor househelp. If i were 2 b a lady, i will avoid u like a plague.

Beating yor wife is like beating yorself cos d 2 of u are now believed 2 b one and only a mad man will set out beating himself.

watch your mouth o.