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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and the following dialogue ensued

Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea,
          chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Maid: Ceylon tea, indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea,
          iced tea or green tea?
Answer: ceylon tea please

Maid: how would you like it, black or white?
Answer: white

Maid: milk or fresh cream?
Answer: with milk

Maid: goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer: with cow's milk please

Maid: freezeland cow or afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black

Maid: would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar

Maid: beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar

Maid: white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead

Maid: mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water

Maid: flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst.



Make the person kuku say e no wan serve you, abi.

nothing.


From Gee to Gee

There is always something positive about every negative thing!

hi

See my argument

insect

I don't want to sound too harsh but believe you me i don't pity the man. If at 76 he still want to be the president. na wa for am. He should have understood from the start that his health can no longer take the rigours of campaign.
Also, if we still present a 76 year old man as our candidate, when will it be the turn of the young generation. They always say, the youths are the leaders of tomorrow but the million dollar question is "When is the tommorrow?"
Let the dead bury their dead!

lameda:
thats kind of sweet can have the number of the photographer, please

Photographer's phone no? What for? And wat makes you think i will have his no? The photographer i neva get to know.

samy-young:
those are nice pics, but my wife better pass them

How do we know that? Can we see her pictures for comparism?

As a concerned citizen of Oyo State, i feel concerned for my dear state.
A state where the ruling gov has not decamped or has not decided not to recontest election but his deputy was chosen to be their party's flag bearer in the forthcoming election.
A state where just one person decides what happens in the govt house - he decides who goes in or out, who stays or leave.
Where just one person at the corridor of power is very much more powerful than the people in power.
A state where people can keep voters' registration machines in their homes and the authorities get to know but yet nothing happens.
One could go on and on listing the ugly things that go on in Oyo State.
What about the state house that couldn't sit for several months?


Please my people, when will the state be free? How? and who will set the state free? Or are we to continue like this?
You don't have to come from the state before you feel concerned. All that matters is that you are a Nigerian. As my pple always say "Oun to ba ti ba oju ti ba imu".

1) God
2) My Life
3) My Family
4) My Future
5)

OLOYE reporting

What do you think?
Won't it be more economical and fun if the two toilets will be like this, Beside each other

Wicked Soul!!!

I ADMIT THAT GIRLS HAVE THE RIGHT O DRESS THE WAY THEY LIKE BUT IT MUST ALSO BE NOTED THAT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE A CHOICE OF THE WIFE TO MARRY.
, AND SKIMPY DRESSED LADIES OR SEE-THRU ONES ARE JUST NOT ON THE LIST OF MY PROBABALES.


THE WAY YOU ARE DRESSED DETERMINES THE WAY YOU WILL BE ADDRESSED!

have your pick

A pretty girl went to church to make a confession to a priest and the man asked her what the matter was. She then said “My boyfriend did something bad to me”. The pastor now kissed her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He hugged her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He now pulled off her cloth and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. He now made love to her and said ‘Did he do this to you?’ She said “No”. Then he now said ‘What is the thing he did that is making you to be crying?’ Then the girl said “He gave me AIDS.”



The pastor fainted,





Zip Up,

hmmm

MARCH 10, 197*** on a very bright and precious Saturday at around 10.00 am.

Eeyan o tan ra e bi iya olomo kan, tan lomo e nke nita , to ni ewo ninu won.

THANK GOD FOR GOD!

Jackal

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