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That was really funny, had to save this particular page for future reading..

Op Lag before UI?.. Kikikikikikiki..lmao
You just need to see this school for yourself, very ugly in pictures compared to how beautiful it really is.

ibadanfinest:
Hmmm, despite being a unilag student, I can only speak of how it's done I. UI.
in University of Ibadan. Once u fail a chemistry course in 100 level especially chem 157. you are sent out of the faculty, even if u have 7 points in all other courses, because I think pharmacy has a lot to do with chemistry a lot. No repeat of sort.

True!

Kontunu na.

Werey re °ºoo ...
These kind of news re getting too much these days.. Shey person no fit get female child again ni?

tony1918:
I don't have time for your sorry ass do you have a genuine point to counter my earlier post if not smell out of my mention..Must you come on social network to show your ignorance

ℓ☺ℓ. You don't have to take it too personal.. Do have a wonderful day ahead.

tony1918:
Has a well cultured alumni of the institution ..i will reserve my comment

i thought i quoted only a single monicker.

tony1918:
I still can't comprehend how an institution like University of Ilorin has consistently been on the first five list in any ranking.Knowing well It's a 2nd generation university with lesser alumni to school in the !st generation(UI,OAU,UNN,ABU.UNILAG).This can only ascertain the reason why they are BETTER BY FAR

didinrín

Where's the july edition of the "webometric" ranking? Someone posted it weeks back but it didn't make front-page because OAU wasn't ranked as 1st..
Cybermetric kor, arithmetic ni..

Fembleez1:
xup Tony, hope the result came out well?

Geedot, xup about my reply?

I just replied it bro. Sorry for the late response, I don't check that mail often hence why i couldn't reply éarlier..

Lexxybooy:
Yes, it was a mist last year. Am sure they will surely ask this year as well. Just make sure you print it out before then, coz I can still remember vividly how people got stranded and some used their properties as collateral to get the card and print. . and never make the mistake of submitting the original coloured print, rather the photocopy.

Nwyz..... Just be calm till they release the list of exam requirements

It wasn't.
My guy and I had just the Jamb result notification and we were allowed to write the pume without any ish.

UI management of that DLC is very poor. The school should just stop admitting and graduate the current students there, then scrapped afterwards.
Rip to the dead.

Atayis:
If a peson had d7 in lit in english he has left the race to study any art courses but my question is this:if the person does the post utme and meet merit list can he be given admission among social science courses.pls i need a experience people who has a better idea that can explain it to me

I know of a girl that initially chose Law and scored 69 which the cut-off was 73, consequently she missed out on the merit list. She didn't even opted for change of course when it came out(reasons best known to her) but was offered Psychology.
Here's your similar issue, she didn't have Biology in her O'level which is a prerequisite for studying Psychology in UI. So during clearance, the "clearing officers" noticed and told her she couldn't be offered that Psychology any longer but would be offered another course. Since she paid acceptance fee of #25k; her admission couldn't be withdrawn but to give her the one that suited her O'level.
End of story: she was offered Pol. Science and currently studying it.
My advice to you is that, just try to make the merit list for law, you will have paid acceptance fee priór to clearance(cos this is the stage the deficient would be noticed) and they would be left with no choice than to offer you any of the Social Sciences courses(especially Psychology, Pol. Science or Sociology). I hope you understood my parabulating(whatever that means).

[quote author=shizzy7 post=36851263]The more you search for job,, the more you are far away from FORBES,,,

Fact:: White collar can turn to black collar at any freaking & unexpected point in time.,,,,

Conclusion-- While you're searching for job,, think rigorously of something you can call your own and be proud of and eventually be an employer of Labour... Good point

Hi nairalanders,i need someone to teach me how to flash and unlock phones.Am based in Lag.. Thanks.

oluwadanie1:
SMH

No let am fall °ºoo

And this made front page?
While the latest july webometric ranking is nowhere to be found on front page.. May be because OAU wasn't rated as 1st there sha..

cassyrooy:
Thanks bro, i called last week but you didn't pick or reply, i'll again though.


Na UI dey delay fate sha

Blame it on Exams bro..

cassyrooy:
My Naughty Birthday Experience!!!

Date:01-August, 2025
Time:19:30hrs

<---><---><---><--->

Picking up a glass of Champagne and a fork, Vickerz called the attention of everyone present,

...'We all know why we're gathered here...' his male voice announced through the speakers,

I turned to see the amazing multitude that gathered just for me, that was when that thought ran through my mind, one that only come on this day, it was way back in the good old days, i remembered it, yes the irony called my birthday, but hell, i like that thought...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

...it rained Chelsea and Arsenal all through the night, it was a cold and wet morning, i forcefully left my bed but silence gripped my consciousness,

'where the hell is everyone? I cursed

Time check 06:11am, 'i'm late for lectures, i hurriedly prepared for class as though it was a getting-ready compitition, i set off for classes.

Arriving at the lecture theatre, noticing how deserted it was my frustrations grew,

'where the hell is everyone? I cursed again disappointedly

'i don't know you to be this frustrated' a sweet and soothing voice replied me from nowhere

i turned to see who or rather what replied me, cos the voice was from the Camp of Temptations.

'miss you know nothing about Cassy, and i'm not in the mood to play any Guessing Games' i countered trying to conceal my frustrations

'oh! 'relax and be calm" lover boy, i know more than you give me credit for'... The more she said the more i flared with anger.
'...and i know you're '

i couldn't take it anymore, i had to leave immeadiately, it was still drizzling but i didn't bloody care anymore, 'the world might be drenching but still didn't GAF', like i had cared before, wetin wan concern Cassy with such things?


I made to see Geedot atleast he might be different to me today

'are'u just gonna leave me here? She called at me

i turned and grinned wickedly at her, 'miss i'm sorry but i've got to go'

'it's still drizzling, where are you going to?

'"you know more than i give you credit for", figure that out'

'asked because i want to tag along, but nevertheless forget it' she feigned angry

'thank you' i replied her.

I was disappointed when i got to Geedots' place that no one was around even this niqga, i grew worse

'you made me ran all through to your friends place' that voice said again 'but my friend, you know Opeyemi right? stays in this block and he's gone for the weekend, why not come in and lets have tea, it's cold out here'

i was outta ideas or places to go, so taking this offer was my best shot before suicide.

She walked three doors, pulled out a key and opened the door while i stood watching her.

'i'm Bunmi but the area code is Bhumhiite, and you're welcome' she said not minding if i came in or not

'what a warm and nice place...' i went on to compliment and narrated all jargons i had for birthday last year while staring at my mug, she was curled up on the couch

'you know today isn't that bad, i'm here for you' she said when she reached me, rubbed my knee and continued to the bedroom. 'why don't we do something warm, atleast it might atone for calling you '

I became weird and wired up instantly, in less than 30seconds i had reverted the effects of 'Eating the Forbidden Fruit'

she called out for me to come join her which i with every senses lost to negativity grinned to, my best gift ever was seconds away, i was ecstatic.

I did push ups, jugged a little then headed for the bedroom in natures' best fashion.

I opened the door only for

GetOvaMe
Bhumhiite
Mhizdeedy
FrancisTony
Horpeyemmi66
Geedot
Bebcorn
Ruth(my ghost friend on whatsapp)
Pr0ton
Treasuregr8
Olatunji21 and a host of other friends

who shouted 'Surpriiiiiise!'

01/08/2015 was a special day, not for me alone but all those born in August, thank you all, i was just watching with a stick of 'Weed rapped with dictionary-guys like pr0ton call it "High Defination"'

Thank you for making me feel special, I love you guys.

Happy birthday in arrears bro.
Your writing skill is superb! And it's gonna be an added advantage for you considering the course you're coming in for. Can't wait to meet you in UI nigga.

Bros why now?
Why you ðey open our yanch yakata for outside like this?
Also a Zíkite!
UI is damn fun, but there are many things to do in a very short time(G.P wise).

Kingdomdaughter:
Tnks real gd geedot.
I rep G n C. I nd those questns pls. some1 pls help.
govt, eng, eco, yoruba
rbakinyele@gmail.com

I don't have it, maybe you should check the 3-4 previous pages(someone posted the download links to the subjects).
Economics was the hardest/trickiest of all my combination, imagine that it had options A-E while all others had just A-D..
Just prepare very hard because candidates are much this year compared to that of last year, consequently it will lead to higher cut-offs than last year's own.

Iyen naa °ºoo bad..
This was long overdue!
Of The Greatest Of The Greatest UITES!
This is no news for Uites!

elpapanoble:
Did UI set questions from JAMB recommended texts in Yoruba last year?Your answer is awaited

At all(just basic questions), hence why i said it was more easier.

Kingdomdaughter:
Getoverme or at any1 with d past questions, kindly send to me pls, my combo
Eng, govt, eco, yoruba.
My email
rbakinyele@gmail.com.
As to d reg hp monday to tuesday is not late.
I nd a reply pls. Tnks

Which Course are you going for?
Wrote this same combination last year and the Yoruba was easier compared to jamb's standard.
Main reason why i quoted you is to let you know that the Yoruba objective format are written in Yoruba Language alphabet. i.e: in this format: [A], [B], [D] and [E]. So here's the main issue gan-an gan-an, you will have to shade it as written on the question on the OMR sheet i.e [C] shouldn't be shaded in place of [D] and shading [D] for [E]..
Last bullet: Just call your invigilator and ask him/her how it should be shaded..

Khan1993:
the criteria used is not only score. they also use state of origin and ELDS. cut off is based on states and number of ppu that pick the course for that state. nothing like randm

An Ogun state nigga got 206 for Economics and you're saying ELDS?
Is like you don't get it!

mhizfranca:
hi.I've not been able to log in oooo..I even went to a cyber cafe...its d same story.cld u pls check for me again?

I think the portal is having issues...
+a friend checked for his friend on Friday and the guy was eligible with 206 jamb score for Economics..
They re just selecting randómly, no f**king criteria is employed.

Layi9:
And dey ave put d stuff on dier site oo...dat its only the names dat were sent to them by jamb dat will b able to log in nawa ooo...wich kind tin b dat?...cudnt make the payment o...who has made his payment?

Passed through Admission Office not quite long and same thing was pasted at the entrance door.

dara319:
.....I was able to log in using ma jamb reg no as username and surname for password......but I wasn't able to change my password on d next page.....I used my mobile though......I avnt tried changing d password again cuz I dnt want any complicationz.......so I dnt knw, did u use ur mobile to change ur password and for logging in to the details on price of form page

This same happened yesterday when my roommate checked for his sis, he couldn't login during the first 3-4 trials but finally logged in during the 5th one but couldn't change the password because it wasn't loading. Since then, he has been unable to login again(on mobile as well).
I think the portal is having some issues, y'all should just be patient a lil.

owoleola:
how did dat cousin of urs know he wasnt eligible,wat notice did he get

I helped him check it..
And what's the opposite of not gaining entry when others are?

stevebent:
I got 232 and I am eligible

What course?
Got a cousin with 235mech-eng not eligible..

demmy0325:
.. Clean money is good..

which money is dirty?

mhizfranca:
pls wah did u see when u checked for me?

I did.
And it took me to a "password page" i.e you will personalize it and there's also a security question in case you forget the password.. Stop using mobile if you're still unable to login yourself and use a Laptop!