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betterpikinn:



I am usually amazed whenever I see two retardz arguing about who's better between the two?


Like, what value will such arguement add to your JOBLESS life??

Anybody arguing on football means joblessness?
This line is getting stale already. You that's not jobless, what are you doing on this thread?

Abfinest007:
celebrities life na hype.i once said davido don't have up to 30 billion in his account.

Arguing that he doesn't have it sef na f up on your part. Every intelligent persons knew that was just a typical Nigerian celebrity bluffing.
Saying he's close to a billi now means he's far from being that billionaire sef!

TemmyT002:
Dude, I feel your pain bro
Shebi you are 22. I am almost 30 and still a virgin.
After a breakup with my ex whom I dated for five years (I never wooed her; we just dated), I tried to 'toast' three different girls.
One said she can only be a sister to me. Another said she is in a relationship and the third told me ladies don't say yes at the first attempt.
I wanted to give up because I was very shy. I got advice from male and female friends but nothing worked.
I prayed for guidance and finally met a beautiful lady. All I had to do is tell her my intention and she agreed.
My advice is, for now, just face your studies or work, whichever one you have.
Ask yourself why you want to date. Is it just for experimenting or do you have future plans. The answers to these will help you choose the right girl.
When you find the girl you really like-that is after studying her o, tell her your intentions and make sure she is not single. That's all
However, if you no pray, na you go tire. It doesn't matter what anyone says.

There we go! Our brother here has approached the subject matter from the theological point of view.. Hehehe.
This thread is really funny, starting from the way the op was lamenting bitterly, followed by some crazily funny comments.
Judging solely on how the hope lamented up there, your attitude reeks DESPERATION; which is a huge turn off from ladies. You're desperate to get a gf, you are desperate to get laid, girl gave you number; you've started calling as if you got her the sim, a girl replies you with one word chats and you're responding with epistle. etc.
These attitudes above are what you potrayed in dealing with them, and you expect them not to avoid you.
My only advice for you is relax, and see ladies as freestyle. Don't take it too serious and don't imagine things. Just keep an open mind, call them only once, if they missed it, there's another day (we have 365days a year).
Because you really need to know how to deal with the opposite sex; without money of course (remember even girls have sex with animals because of the money involved and not for affection) so money will bring them for sex, but probability of them loving you is so tiny.
So those telling you money is everything are not helping you, rich dudes also get dumped!
Just bone the school parol and brace up for NYSC, girls are cheaper to get there if only you've learnt your lesson in how to deal with the ladies. All the best bro.

The misconception with good girls y'all are promising the op is that, will the op love the supposed good girl in return? What's the essence of a good lady, when you don't feel an atom of affection towards her.
I'm sure he must have met those that genuinely loved him, but he didn't love them. It's not easy finding a relationship in which the affection is on an equal ratio.

ediko5:
I have carefully followed this thread with anticipation. Firstly, i want to commend you for this action, i have been informed about some cult traditions courtesy of your thread.

As a complete jew man i enjoyed this thread from the beginning but started having some bitterness in me as i moved on.

Because at this point i'm confused if this thread will really make someone stay away from Cultism, denounce Cultism or see Cultism as a tool to get fame and power.

I once asked you a question if you've openly denounce your membership of the before or after joining the DSS ( Though i know the DSS may know it as an intelligence agency ). From your posts, you've highlighted the negative and positive impacts of cultism on a PERSON.

Considering the level of hardship and unemployment in Nigeria today, a young teenager who reads this post will quickly pick the benefits of cultism which you've listed in your posts. You started this post by telling us that you're from a poor family but later you told us how you got connected to politicians, made money through cult connections and traveled diaspora for hard drugs business INCLUDING joining the DSS which i strongly believe you got the connection via your involvement in cultism.

At a point i saw your posts as a means of bragging (pardon me for this but i'm just saying my mind). Now let's relate your matter to our Niger Delta militants scenario:

Some years ago some youths engaged in kidnapping of expatriates, rich class and rampant killings in the Niger Delta few where killed by the security agencies but the surviving ones which are called "STRONG MEN" were later called and given huge compensations for their involvement in cultism, killings and public disturbance. Some of them are mega rich today in Nigeria while some are living a better life in developed countries. Innocent and poor people life were wasted, stray bullets sent many to graves, many houses belonging to the poor were burnt, some children were made orphans, some parents rendered childless - But what did the government do to the perpetrators of the barbaric acts ? Amnesty with mega million benefits while the Jew men like me were told to start recharge card selling business after graduation from the university and not wait for the government to provide a job for me (Some politicians quoted the late American President JFK popular quote).

There have been up to 3 batches of Niger Delta militants amnesty and series of amnesty for repentant cultists with their benefits more than some civil servants retirement gratuity.

The cool, true born-again and well meaning youths of Niger Delta got nothing from the government, the most privilege ones are the CRUMB EATERS.

You'll agree with me that close to 70% of male policemen in Nigeria are strong cult members. Many joined the cults group before their recruitment into the force. I knew some known criminals in Calabar where i grew up now in police and are still engaging in criminal activities. In Rivers state police has been accused of recruiting harden criminals directly into SARS without spending 5 years in the conventional police uniform which is the norm. Their rugedity gave them easy access to join the force, some of them even got the offer on a platter of Gold from the government while the Jew men like me pass through rigorous process but couldn't make it.

Now, from my brief analysis do you think YOU and the Nigerian government are discouraging the youths from denouncing or staying away from cultism? At a point you were able to convince people that you survived all the hits in cultism because of your JUJU. Your denunciation is basically because of the after spiritual consequences/effects of your juju. - With this, a young Nigerian haven't read from your experience, the powers you got in school, the connections cultism gave to you, the money you got from cultism and ultimately the DSS job connect will basically want to choose to belong to a cult.

We are in a society where the real strong and evil-minded criminals are pampered and celebrated which you are fortunate to be among while the weak and unfortunate criminals are punished severely most times by the so-called repented harden criminals who are either in force or politics - what an irony of life.

A young Nigerian will carefully analyze your story, identify your weak points/mistakes and see how to use it to make himself more powerful with assurance that he can easily be pardoned by government in future by getting a good job or using the money and power to join politics which is the final and ultimate insurance against past crimes in Nigeria no matter how weighty there were.

Your story may be likened to that of our Nollywood movies that will indirectly promote immoralities. a movie will teach how to rise to fame, power and make money through armed robbery, prostitution, 419 and later they'll be arrested by the police and jailed for life which in reality we know that the percentage of such people with good money being prosecuted by security agencies in a country like Nigeria is less than 2%. Now a child who watched that movie have ended up learning all the evil means to rise to power and riches and at the end you expect them to believe that after making good money from armed robbery, prostitution, cultism, 419 that the police can arrest and prosecute them instead of being their friends and collaborators as in Nigeria factor? NO.

As for the aspect of being born-again, i have some questions to ask later.

Let me rest me case for now.................. Thanks for your understanding.

Your points are really valid. But everyone by now should know or knows that whatever has a disadvantage definitely has its own advantage as well.
The reasonable thing to do for any wise person, is to weigh the advantages and disadvantages, and see which one far outweighs the other.
Nothing in this world is worth a quid pro quo for your life!
Probably of dying is higher than being alive to even enjoy the so called privileges.

Some people will still enter this thread to come complain how useless of a show it is, when it's much more easier to ignore the thread, than airing their unneeded opinion.

Football is now money and Arsenal has failed to evolve. Failure is certain if they continue on this path. Even Athletico as broke as they are signed 100milli player.
NB: The excuse then was Arsenal stadium under construction. It's been years since completion, and they are still yet to buy like every other team in their category. Even Everton is spending bigger than Arsenal.

Probably a coincidence that they conceded a penalty and a red card after Messi accused them of corruption.

donbachi:
low budget waist..inshot dis on na waste and not waist

Guy just kill me. lmao

Where's the waist? I'm not seeing anything o.
Meet me at the top gang! I doubt if Burna would have been part of this cruise if we're to take it back to 2015!

Zidane easy na!
Zidane performed awesomely without signing a single major player in his first tenure. Can only imagine what that bald headed got in store for Barça and the rest of Europe.
Very wise man, he knows one man can never cover up for Ronaldo. Hazard, Jovic and Mane should provide a good alternative!

Some of us don carry mat come this thread o. Whenever I refreshed, there are some monikers I always see below viewing topics even though nothing has been posted for hours.
Was going through @enthronedbyGod thread to wet appetite till our bosses update us. But baba just turn Xavi, dey turn up, down, left and right. One thing I deduced is that most of the things he posted were true and he actually witnessed it, judging by the way he was typing.
Someone that wanted to fabricate stories would make it more presentable than he did.
His write ups started making me unlearn some thoughts/beliefs I had learned over time.

SOFTDRINK:
Understandably, you came from a worse place , so you couldn't relate with the harsh realities in Yikpata.

Someone with a functional brain shouldn't type what you just typed up there to a stranger you know little or nothing about!

Posted to Kwara as well and I must say, I'm not the happiest man at the moment. I'm definitely not reporting to that camp come June 18, may be with the next stream.

Magnoliaa:
Mtchewww... Person cannot hail, commend or compliment a lady here, he don turn ass-licker.

Would he have commended the moniker if it was a male account?

d33types:
She's acting all sanctimonious like she didn't grow up in Nigeria or as if this is first story about cultism she's reading.

Goody two shoes wannabee like her

Lol. The annoying part is where someone that claimed not to be aware of how bad cultism has eaten into our society, suddenly, started dishing out advices on how to renounce it, and also has contacts of people that did(someone that didn't know about cultism few days ago).
When you have an anonymous account and still being this hypocritical, I can only imagine how and what she would be like in person.

Gandollaar:
Seems you successfully renounced. Congrats.

Thought I was the only one seeing it though. Immediately I saw her post acting all saint and quoting monikers here and there, I had to check her account, found out she registered barely a week.
I knew she was hiding her true identity. Hypocrisy is an habit that disgusts me.

drezo:
Even in barcelona his performance is epileptic..... only scores against small teams.... when it's a match between big fish he runs around like a squirrel and cries after losing and *barbs his beards* na dat one dey weak me pass very slow poison of a guy.... at least Ronaldo is true to himself.

With the point you just mentioned above, arguing with you is nothing but waste of time because this is nothing but hatred!
The player with the highest goals against the so called best league in the world (English teams) in champions league. Highest goal scorer in the biggest match in the world (the el clasico). What are these matches I just listed? are they not among your big fish? Lol.
Because he lost against Liverpool, you already forgot he scored two in the 1st leg.
Can't blame you though, that's how humans are programmed, one bad day, y'all forget all the days the person has been good!

There are always two sides to every story!

GodSaklek:
The fact still remains that Ronaldo has played in different leagues with different trophy makes him stay ahead of Messi, although Messi is a great player but if he leaves Barcelona, then I will take him serious,Messi performance with Argentina teams has shown that he Cannot perform very well with another team apart from Barcelona, it's just like someone that was named a king of one kingdom because he knows how to defeats everyone in that kingdom but inside himself,he's scared of going out of that kingdom for the fear of being defeat..

And yet he's the highest goal scorer of this same Argentina team he hasn't performed?
Messi indeed can't perform anywhere apart from Barcelona.

What Barça board were thinking before appointing a defensive minded coach to manage the most attacking minded team in Europe still baffles me.
It's not about efficiency alone when it comes to managing big teams, how they achieve this efficiency does matter.
This coach is everything opposite that Barcelona has always stood for. He has a very high win percentage compared to Barcelona past coaches but his pattern has been awful.
I can't even watch Barça match without not having heartache. The bastard has turned us to Athletico and Chelsea, but because he's been winning, most people didn't see the lapses in his rubbish pattern.
The most annoying part is this idiot and that fat Suarez are still going to be at Barça next season. I'm currently on break till Barça get it right, because I can't imagine a team having this current Suarez upfront are not even talking about signing his replacement but instead talking about getting back up for him.
He scores fantastic goals after losing so many easy chances my grandma would have converted.
I swear I'm not happy!

iHart:
Umuahia, Abia

Based in Lagos, please if anyone knows where they can recommend; I'd appreciate it.

iHart:
the total cost hovers around 190k. Web design 26k Web development, 41k and Python 121k. Yes, with this structured learning, I believe I will do well

Morning bro, just graded from the uni, instead of wasting one year away all in the name of NYSC, I'd love to enrol under an instructor like yours as I also got distracted alot when I decided on learning programming on my own few years back. Which state are you based?

Some people will see the headline of the thread but still click it all the same only to complain when they could just ignore in the 1st place.

Shevychen2:
Anyone that gives you a fixed expectation in forex trading is lying to you. So I don't know how much you will make or lose. It depends on the people you are investing with..Obviously, the better the traders, the better the prospects.

As you are deciding, do not hand over that money to anyone to trade for you. Open the PAMM or copy trading account by yourself and stay in control of your money.
That's the only sure thing with most copy trading sites. You can always close the investment when you want (there may be early withdrawal penalties or whatever in some places though).

I just wanted to get first hand information from the Bossman himself, hence why I messaged you personally sir.
Of course I know there's no fixed % whatsoever when it comes to forex. I just want to invest knowing there's higher probability of profiting than losing if I invest wisely on pamm accounts.
Thanks so much for your response sir.

Shevychen2:
Hence why he has a total of $1.2m invested but it's not that black and white though...The most invested guy has a combined $3.5m with a higher drawdown.

Boss Shevy, I've been your staunch follower since I read posts here on this thread. Always wait on your posts whenever I refreshed these pages. Please enlighten me more in investing on these pam accounts. Never traded forex before and I'm not looking forward to it anytime soon but I want to make something from it without being a trader.
So here comes the question Boss, let's assume I invest about $2000, how much % can I potentially make at the end of 12months, and how much can I potentially lose? Waiting on your response sir.

Liverpool always coming close but.
Still a little level below being referred as a top team.
Trophy is the only thing that makes a top team and not performance hence Dortmund, Arsenal etc might be mistaken as top teams as well.

You've not played Barça and King Messi and you're claiming to have the best defense?
Are you okay?

Those of you clicking "like" for Liverpool, I hope you guys would unlike after the match though?

prodigyhenry:
As much as I love Messi and barca. I really pity the team. Barca could not even score with their first 11 against a 15th place Levante only Messi came on. The team needs to look for a plan B ASAP. And I suggest barca sends Messi on loan for about 2 seasons it would help the team to know their strength outside Messi and also to enable Messi conquer another league and stop Ronaldo fan boys from saying trash any longer

So Messi to prove people wrong, he should leave Barça and go where? He's the most paid footballer in the world, Captain of one of the two greatest team in the world, he's a god there, worshipped, respected. But to prove haters wrong he should leave? Only a foolish man makes decisions because of what people would say.
Totti played out his career in Italy, Giggs did same at United, do you think they didn't have options to go somewhere else? Brother it's called Loyalty.
Back to Ronaldo, Madrid is greater than United, so leaving united for Madrid was an easy decision, His transfer to Juventus was because of wages issue and not because he wanted to prove himself. So what gave you the impression that if Ronaldo was in Messi's shoe he wouldn't do the same thing?

Coming with all full force to rip Liverpool apart. Tottenham 5-3 aggregate, Man-u 4-0 aggregate, now Liverpool ?-?. I actually wanted Mancity to qualify against Tottenham so I can beat all those noisy league this season.