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FamilyRe: Baby Found Alive On Mum’s Back 24hrs After Bandits Shot Her Dead (pix) by geezynoni: 5:20pm On Jul 03, 2023
This is one of the issues that needs urgent attention.
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Meeee!!! Maureensylvia by geezynoni: 4:55pm On Jun 16, 2023
"Man have to send her therapy
She got a hiccup (E cup) bra, a lot on her chest"
FoodRe: Hilda Baci 'Spent Over ₦‎80m' For Her Cookathon by geezynoni: 10:34am On Jun 14, 2023
Maize247:
Tell us who's bankrolling it. My friend Dammy is breaking your record with less than N2m
Be realistic, your friend ain't breaking shit
Foreign AffairsRe: Colombia Plane Crash: Mum Told Children To Leave Her And Get Help by geezynoni: 5:53pm On Jun 12, 2023
Sounds like something straight outta a movie
TravelRe: Tanker Explosion Rocks Gwagwa, Abuja (Video, Photos) by geezynoni: 3:48pm On Jun 10, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar


Too bad

Quick recovery to the injured

Abuja and their funny area names
Which one be gwagwa again
I think say na only gwagwalada dey
This one na gwagwa wey no get lada
FamilyRe: My Girl Is Stressing Me. What Should I Do Please? (photo) by geezynoni: 1:01pm On Jun 09, 2023
She's for the streets. Just keep as asomu and get another gf
RomanceRe: __ by geezynoni: 10:24am On Jun 03, 2023
I like everything
RomanceRe: Am I wrong for Rejecting a UK Visa? by geezynoni: 12:12am On May 27, 2023
That's your problem
FamilyRe: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by geezynoni: 9:08pm On May 24, 2023
Cheat away



I hope this statement is not used against me in the future
BusinessRe: List Of 47 Microfinance Banks Licences Revoked By CBN by geezynoni: 4:23pm On May 24, 2023
drizslim:
No fair money , opay, palmpay here

Seems they bribed their way out
Bribe kwa.They are legit oga
BusinessRe: Our Refinery Will Supply First Product To Market By July, Says Dangote by geezynoni: 4:18pm On May 22, 2023
yeman05:
Very good development. This is gon impact SIGNIFICANTLY
You can say that again.
ProgrammingRe: Sam Altman Visits Nigeria On AI Tour by geezynoni: 10:04am On May 20, 2023
foolbuster:
Lolz. Una dey happy he came to visit Nigeria abi? What some people fail to realize is that many people are gonna lose their jobs to AI.
People are not going to lose their jobs to AI.
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by geezynoni: 11:39pm On May 04, 2023
Kill them
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by geezynoni: 11:36pm On May 04, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I was a victim of this type of fraud
The only thing that saved me is that I wasn't extorted.

A white milf from Armenia sent me friend request.
Her page looked geniune and legit
She posted pictures of her little son and her family having fun.

Na so I chat with this woman for almost 1 full month. This fine milf was telling me how handsome I am and how she has crush on me.
Like play like play we started sending each other nudes.
God!!! I mumu no be small
I sent many pictures of me naked with standing gbola in different camera angles with my face showing cry
If I send she go send photo of her huge breast photo of her wet kpomo

Na when she insist that I should do video of me moaning and stroking my cock
Na when I begin suspect fowl play
I began digging online to see if her account is actually real.

Later found out it was scammers
They scammed an Armenian single mother made her fall in love and she sent her nudes to them
They used her profile photos to create new profile and act like it's her original page. So they sent me her nudes which made me send my own nudes to them thinking i was sending it to the Armenia milf.

May God save me ooohhhh
Group of hackers are somewhere with upto 13 of my nudes. I keep praying to God to strike whoever it is
Make my nudes no come go viral online one day.
Na when u popular u go hear am
HealthRe: TINNITUS: Cost of removing auditory nerves in Nigeria. by geezynoni: 9:16pm On Apr 27, 2023
I pray and hope you receive complete healing.
FamilyRe: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by geezynoni: 1:43pm On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
I can't feed that dog ohhh abeg. You need to see this thing. I've told him to kill the dog or sell it and I think I'll keep pestering him about it till he gives in... Make I no come end up as dog food one day.
You're evil. I guess this is the same way the dog perceives you
Music/RadioRe: Mercy Chinwo Slams ₦2bn Lawsuit On Obidiz For Using Her Name In A Secular Music by geezynoni: 8:26am On Mar 31, 2023
Dead on arrival.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Baby Mama, Larissa London Celebrates Son's 3rd Birthday by geezynoni: 9:30pm On Mar 23, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
She should get off social media with this stupid manipulation, so it is now she'll be celebrating here son's birthday on social media because what? Is she thinking her son will replace Ifeanyi in Davido's life? Rubbish. She intentionally wanted to trapp Davido with this child but she failed woefully. If you think you can trapp a man who doesn't truly love you with pregnancy, you are deceiving yourself because he'll hardly come around you and that child and no amount of manipulation will make him bow to you and that child. Davido will always love chioma and kids birthed by chioma for him more than any other opportunistic woman out there.
Iyaebe the fool
TravelRe: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by geezynoni: 7:39am On Mar 10, 2023
God forbid
CrimeRe: 4-year-old Boy’s Genitals, Tongue, Eyes Removed In Abuja by geezynoni: 5:24pm On Mar 09, 2023
May the perpetrators die worse death.
CrimeRe: 4-year-old Boy’s Genitals, Tongue, Eyes Removed In Abuja by geezynoni: 5:23pm On Mar 09, 2023
GoodIady:
Yourubas invading Abuja as Tinubu is the new president,
Organs harvesting will be rampant in Abj now
Urchins I hope you guys are happy grin sad angry angry angry
With all you just read, this is the only thing your maggot infested numb skull could come up with??
SportsRe: Gunmen Send Threatening Message To Messi, Fired Shots At Family Store by geezynoni: 11:25am On Mar 03, 2023
They will be caught, There are some people you don't mess with and messi is one of them
PoliticsRe: I Came With Buhari, You Cannot Reject Endorsing Me – Tinubu To Sultan by geezynoni: 9:43pm On Feb 09, 2023
This is one of the reasons why this man shouldn't be voted for, he's desperate.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by geezynoni: 12:19pm On Feb 08, 2023
I wan repair my redmi note 9s screen, how much would it cost?
PoliticsRe: NNPCL Now Sells Petrol At N194/litre As Scarcity Bites Harder by geezynoni: 9:18am On Jan 20, 2023
Nigeria is hard, No light, No fuel.
BusinessRe: CBN Bans Over-The-Counter Withdrawal Of New Notes by geezynoni: 7:39am On Jan 07, 2023
A Government so confused.
TravelRe: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by geezynoni: 6:08pm On Dec 28, 2022
OboOlora:
For most guys, na hook up girls, baba Ijebu kiosk and those satchet ogogoro dem go miss pass
Hook up girls dey. For gambling, you can gamble online, sachet ogogoro sef boku
TravelRe: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by geezynoni: 2:58pm On Dec 28, 2022
Olasyke:
Gun violence.
Make person no dey grocery store for night,.make person no come dey do shoot on sight.
Everybody wey I know wey dey US in particular, where gun violence dey rampant, none of them have been shot ,let alone, killed.
TravelRe: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by geezynoni: 2:57pm On Dec 28, 2022
Light78:
Racism.
Imagine no one wants to talk to you because you are black.


Many of the men here think if they go there they will make friends easily. That's a lie

Let's practice...

We are gonna use Man A and a White lady as an example.

He is walking toward a while lady to start a conversation with her.


White lady: Who is this person gravitating towards me?

Man A: Hi, how're you doing?

White lady: Are you sure you are okay? Should I call the authorities on you?

Man A:. He says to himself, shaiii, I think say na so e go easy oooo...
Emi certified loner, who gives a Bleep if no one wants to talk to me.
CrimeRe: Bolanle Raheem: Seven Things To Know About Dead Lawyer by geezynoni: 9:04pm On Dec 27, 2022
There are some criminals that should suffer slow agonizing pain before death. The Killer police is one.

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