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Sports / Re: Aston Villa Announce Steven Gerrard As Head Coach by geezynoni: 4:44pm On Nov 11, 2021
youngreezy:
Hmmm...nice one but premier league no be scottish league o,first of all, dat unbeaten u achieve wit rangers fit no work here oo,and dis league dem dy shock people here..u do well as player for d league no mean say u go do wel as a coach,ask lampard,veira,ole,or mugu arteta although of recent em dy try..wish u d best sha
Definitely won't work with aston villa...Oya ma ti je Gerrard ju.
Romance / Re: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by geezynoni: 4:41pm On Nov 11, 2021
God knows I love food, I mean , Good food.

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Food / Re: My Brother's Trap Caught 2 Big Antelopes Today (Photos) by geezynoni: 5:18pm On Nov 09, 2021
For what reason?
Romance / Re: This Is Not Iceblock, It’s meth: The Dangerous Drug Destroying Youths by geezynoni: 7:34pm On Nov 08, 2021
Davash222:

I don't do drugs.

I take only weed and alcohol.
Weed is water innit.
Politics / Re: Ikoyi Building Collapse: Sanwo-Olu Declares 3 Days Mourning by geezynoni: 7:55pm On Nov 04, 2021
MajesticKris:
Rip cry Dont ever imagine losing a loved One...
Well...Shit happens.
Properties / Re: Collapsed Ikoyi Building Was Going For N2.85 Billion Per Apartment by geezynoni: 6:03pm On Nov 02, 2021
Na lie be this
Properties / Re: Lagos Building Collapse: 3 Dead, 3 Rescued As Search Continues by geezynoni: 7:15pm On Nov 01, 2021
TechNana:
Dhemmm,

Everything wrong wrong Ina the ca-yon-try...

No where, safe no more...

Hence ah like ah sit ina mi house n make ma doh, ah ain't leaving no chance for sh*t like this.

Below link Isa must see, use da privilege n take ova the entire village..

Prep ya-self ah?

https://www.nairaland.com/6825173/
No where is safe in the universe, when death calls, you pick up.
Crime / Re: Corpse At Toll Gate Ogun State Around Deeper Life Bible College by geezynoni: 5:51pm On Nov 01, 2021
Crazy how some humans have evolved into cruel demons.

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Crime / Re: Sarah Williams: Missing Nigerian Lady (Photo) by geezynoni: 2:48pm On Nov 01, 2021
I really hope she returns home safe and unharmed.
Politics / Re: Oyo Jailbreak: More Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by geezynoni: 12:03pm On Oct 30, 2021
Omo...how did they let this happen in the first place. At least 80 percent of them will go back to being criminals.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils New Name, Logo Of Lagos State Lotteries And Gaming Authority by geezynoni: 5:50am On Oct 30, 2021
xpressionx:
All these lotto are betting bring untold hardship to the people.
If I have my way I would ban it
May you never have the way.

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Health / Re: I Can't Sleep At Night Please What Can I Do by geezynoni: 11:59pm On Oct 28, 2021
You will be fine las las... mingle with people.
Phones / Re: Oraimo Freepod 3 (29$) Vs Apple Airpods 3 ($179) : Battle Of The TWS Earbuds by geezynoni: 2:13pm On Oct 28, 2021
Which kind comparison be this...u dey ment?
Science/Technology / Re: Stunning Shot Of Gorilla Surrounded By Butterflies Wins Photography Contest(Pix) by geezynoni: 10:15pm On Oct 16, 2021
iamyemiakins:
E don tey wey I see butterfly o. shocked

My fellow Nairalanders, when was the last time you saw a butterfly?
Butterfly dey my stomach
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by geezynoni: 3:25pm On Oct 14, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Imagine ur Dad runs DNA on all of u and it turns out u are also not his child cool...
.......
Nothing is impossible especially if it involves vagina people and paternity.
Ayiii
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: Everyone Smokes, Not Legalising Weed In Nigeria Is Hypocritical by geezynoni: 12:02am On Oct 14, 2021
I don't smoke....dumbo.
Food / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Visitors Dont Finish The Food Served To Them? by geezynoni: 8:43pm On Oct 13, 2021
Wahala for who no dey finish food
Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by geezynoni: 6:59pm On Oct 12, 2021
siofra:


It's not that easy. I've tried my dear, it's been four years now.
He go knack u las las unless you turn him down ruthlessly.
Celebrities / Re: Ike Onyema: Why My Relationship With Mercy Eke Crashed by geezynoni: 8:41pm On Oct 09, 2021
SmartPolician:
Sorry, boss, but we saw it coming.
It's difficult to manage a woman who's more successful than you. Success easily gets to women's heads and that's the challenge most men face now.

In a world where women are increasingly getting educated and empowered, we will definitely have tons of crashed marriages and disjointed homes/kids. Na the endpoint be that...

I know it sounds awkward, but I don't blame some Islamic/Arabic countries that refused to educate their women. I just dey laugh men wey like the extreme feminists as wives; the marriage will definitely end in premium tears. grin
You seem like someone that's easily intimidated by a woman's success.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With With An Olosho by geezynoni: 9:43am On Oct 09, 2021
This nigga capping.
Family / Re: Lazyreporta: A Nairaland Member Gets Married by geezynoni: 4:33pm On Oct 06, 2021
The bride is beautiful.
Phones / Re: How Is The Global Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Outage Affecting You? by geezynoni: 6:51pm On Oct 04, 2021
MTN started their own
Phones / Re: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by geezynoni: 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2021
grudges:
I enjoyed this series, waiting for episode 10
U go wait taya

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Politics / Re: IPOB Asks South-West, Middle Belt To Join One Month Sit-At-Home by geezynoni: 8:45am On Oct 04, 2021
There's nothing like freedom fighting in Nigeria, they all end up becoming terrorists.

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Politics / Re: Cyclist Conceals 340 Rounds Of Ammunition Inside Garri, Lands In Police Net by geezynoni: 6:02am On Oct 04, 2021
Collins4u1:
E fit be say the Garri man no Wan find them something.. Dem Don lie for him head..
Police are thieves and criminals.
Your reasoning na like that of a chimpanzee

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Politics / Re: Cyclist Conceals 340 Rounds Of Ammunition Inside Garri, Lands In Police Net by geezynoni: 6:00am On Oct 04, 2021
end1999constitu:
....honestly I'm not supporting crime of any sort but these same police men are they not working in the northern area of this country??

I asked this question because they're also have to caught and arrest bandits and their sponsors in the north or are those ones not among the criminals?
You're actually supporting crime and you don't know.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: I Don’t Know Who Queen Is - Boma Says In An Interview by geezynoni: 10:25pm On Sep 30, 2021
A kid in an adult's body.

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Politics / Re: Gumi: You Will Be Safe With Bandits If You Develop Relationship With Them by geezynoni: 8:15pm On Sep 30, 2021
This man has to be arrested.
Education / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by geezynoni: 4:49pm On Sep 28, 2021
Gadafii:
karma is cathing up with them real fast, govt dont pay them their salaries
More frustration
Romance / Re: Before You Swallow That Pussy Juice, Think Of This !!! by geezynoni: 12:10am On Sep 28, 2021
matthew41:
Do you know how this can be treated?
E don happen I don tell am , motor don jam am
Romance / Re: She Won't Date Me Until I Tell Her My Body Count! by geezynoni: 4:54pm On Sep 25, 2021
If I lie nko...how u wan take know?

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