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E neva ease for here

Mylordmygod1:
When the day come, Firstly, both of u should go together when it is time for offering. on your way, just fall like u just fainted and it will draw the attention of every body.. Keep calm till your pastor starts to pour holy water and speak in tongue for u, then open ur eyes like miracle just happened and then suprise everybody by going down on your kneels with the ring in your hands. Thank me later

U b werey

Na Mathematics be ds

Meat is meat

Never touched a dead person, will never touch a dead person.

nijaomegacode:
Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin. She's a curse to her children: born and unborn.

So your mama na curse to you? Cos I'm sure your dad did not disflower your mum

Trying to cover shit up.

youngreezy:
Hmmm...nice one but premier league no be scottish league o,first of all, dat unbeaten u achieve wit rangers fit no work here oo,and dis league dem dy shock people here..u do well as player for d league no mean say u go do wel as a coach,ask lampard,veira,ole,or mugu arteta although of recent em dy try..wish u d best sha

Definitely won't work with aston villa...Oya ma ti je Gerrard ju.

God knows I love food, I mean , Good food.

For what reason?

Davash222:
I don't do drugs.

I take only weed and alcohol.

Weed is water innit.

MajesticKris:
Rip Dont ever imagine losing a loved One...

Well...Shit happens.

Na lie be this

TechNana:
Dhemmm,

Everything wrong wrong Ina the ca-yon-try...

No where, safe no more...

Hence ah like ah sit ina mi house n make ma doh, ah ain't leaving no chance for sh*t like this.

Below link Isa must see, use da privilege n take ova the entire village..

Prep ya-self ah?

https://www.nairaland.com/6825173/

No where is safe in the universe, when death calls, you pick up.

Crazy how some humans have evolved into cruel demons.

I really hope she returns home safe and unharmed.

Omo...how did they let this happen in the first place. At least 80 percent of them will go back to being criminals.

xpressionx:
All these lotto are betting bring untold hardship to the people.
If I have my way I would ban it

May you never have the way.

You will be fine las las... mingle with people.

Which kind comparison be this...u dey ment?

iamyemiakins:
E don tey wey I see butterfly o.

My fellow Nairalanders, when was the last time you saw a butterfly?

Butterfly dey my stomach

FreeSpirited:
Imagine ur Dad runs DNA on all of u and it turns out u are also not his child ...
.......
Nothing is impossible especially if it involves vagina people and paternity.

Ayiii

I don't smoke....dumbo.

Wahala for who no dey finish food

siofra:
It's not that easy. I've tried my dear, it's been four years now.

He go knack u las las unless you turn him down ruthlessly.

SmartPolician:
Sorry, boss, but we saw it coming.
It's difficult to manage a woman who's more successful than you. Success easily gets to women's heads and that's the challenge most men face now.

In a world where women are increasingly getting educated and empowered, we will definitely have tons of crashed marriages and disjointed homes/kids. Na the endpoint be that...

I know it sounds awkward, but I don't blame some Islamic/Arabic countries that refused to educate their women. I just dey laugh men wey like the extreme feminists as wives; the marriage will definitely end in premium tears.

You seem like someone that's easily intimidated by a woman's success.

This nigga capping.

The bride is beautiful.

MTN started their own

grudges:
I enjoyed this series, waiting for episode 10

U go wait taya

There's nothing like freedom fighting in Nigeria, they all end up becoming terrorists.