Wow

SmellySperm:
For the camera. The man looks like a SIMP

She's feeding him.

thesicilian:
She's not as big as most people think she is

But she's definitely bigger than you.

LokoH:
"Most brilliant achievement"._
Marrying an Igbo woman make them feel fulfiled.
Yet they come to nairaland to emit shit from thier mouth

You just had to spill trash... it's your daily medicine.

inoki247:
ok oh...


Hope say wen dem finally sworn am in e no go dey rule him people from abroad...

You win election in Nigeria u don go dey celebrate for outside....

It's Thanksgiving, he gotta be with his family

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.

You def dd not attend lead city..how tf would u spell lead as leed.

Baawaa:
_*MOUNTAIN OF FIRE AND MIRACLES MINISTRIES, INTERNATIONAL, ONIKE, YABA, LAGOS, NIGERIA*_

_*Sunday Worship Service*_

*_21st November, 2021_*

*Topic*
*THE SPIRITS OF MENTAL HARASSMENT*

*Text*
*Philippians 4:4-8*

*Minister*
*Dr. Daniel, Kolawole Olukoya (G.O MFM Worldwide)*

*Message*
You will do well to pay attention to this. Philippians 4 gives us a recipe for not running mad in this generation. It gives you an antidote to insanity, in the insane world in which we find ourselves. And the Bible did not leave us in darkness.

It says "This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come". The word "perilous times" in ancient Greek means mad, difficult to explain. So the world is a madhouse. This passage tells you what to do so that the spirits that harass the soul, the spirits of mental harassment that lead people to the brink of despair do not capture a believer.

Unless you bury your head into the word of God, there are plenty of things around to make people run mad. Plenty of things around to make people to lose their minds. Plenty of things that will make a man to talk and you think he is normal, but underneath he is a mad man in three piece suit.

When you see a woman who will dye her front hair grey, dye the middle red and the back to black, it shows that she is already mad, that there is something wrong somewhere. Phil 4:4 is the first key to not running mad. It says "Rejoice alway, and again I say rejoice."

It did not talk about circumstances because the man who was writing this was inside the Philippian jail that time. This was written by a man who was in jail, yet in that jail he could say that the key is "rejoice in the Lord, rejoice alway." The joy of the Lord is permanent, the happiness of the world is temporary.

In verse 5, key number 2 not to run mad is, get the presence of the Lord around you, know that the Lord is around you. Wherever you are, He is there with you. He is not just a faraway old man sitting somewhere, the Lord is at hand (He is there.) "When thou passest through the fire, when thou passest through the waters, I will be with you...." means He is there.

Key number 3 in verse 6 means in your life let worry die. Worry will not get you anything. Worry will not get you anywhere. It is like a rocking chair you are sitting on that is moving but is not making progress. By the time you finish allowing the spirits of worry and anxiety to harass your mind, you find out that you have wasted time.

That is why the Bible says "whatever you commit into the hands of God, He can keep it ". So keep your life in His hands. Verse 6 says 'be careful for nothing...' Another version says "do not let anything worry your mind". Key number 4 still in that verse 6 is, by prayer and thanksgiving and supplication, let your request be made known unto God. Verse 7.

In verse 8, it now says "finally". Meaning, in conclusion. It is like when somebody has been talking and then says 'now, to conclude', it means he wants to now summarise everything. So in verse 8, the final key is to take charge of your heart. Take charge of your thinking. Do not allow your thoughts to be harassed by spirits that harass people's hearts.

*I pray that the Lord will touch somebody here this morning and that arrow of frustration, arrows enticing you to give up, arrows that want to cage you where they caged your parents, will die here, in the name of Jesus*

There are spirits that harass people mentally but the agenda of that spirit is to finally imprison the soul, and imprison the person's heart. A prison is a terrible thing. It removes or limits your freedom. It is a place of confinement. But as we have physical prisons, there are spiritual prisons as well. The greatest battle ground is not at the witchcraft coven, it is not in the camp of household wickedness, it is not in your office or the place of work.

The greatest battle ground is the heart. Most battle grounds have 2 enemies. They have 2 contestants. But the heart has 3 contestants. God is interested in the heart, the devil is interested in the heart, and man is interested in that heart. Man sometimes does not wish to do as much evil as the devil suggests. That is why the psalmist says "let the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be acceptable in your sight, O God". Meaning that those unacceptable thoughts put man into trouble and untold hardships.

The heart is where all our trouble begins. The heart is also the place where God begins to work. We are here this morning, dressed beautifully, we thank God for that. But if some hearts can be opened, many of us will run away. The scripture takes it very seriously. The first time God decided to destroy people, it was because the imagination of their heart was continually evil everyday.

In Genesis 6:5 God repented that he made man because He saw that the wickedness of man was great and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. That was why he destroyed them
There was only one accusation to the generation of Noah before water destroyed all of them. It was a problem of the heart. Very soon the men began to build the tower of Babel and God came again and said "these people have started again o. Everything they are imagining in their hearts, they will do it now oh."

This is where the scripture says "above all things, guard your heart with all diligence". Therefore beloveth, the strongest prison is the prison of the mind. The prison of the heart. That is why the Bible says "though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh. For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds; Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ".

If you are not able to bring your thoughts under subjection and those thoughts are running helter-skelter, today you are crying, tomorrow you are murmuring, next day you are melancholic, another day you are grumbling, this constant harassment is called mental torment and the result is normally very bad.

When you are under the attack of these mental spirits:
- When you are thinking of killing yourself, you are under attack by these mental spirits.
- You are thinking of killing other people, something is wrong somewhere, your mental life is under attack.
- You are the kind of person who is doing something and before you are even done, you begin to say "supposing this thing does not work?" Mental attack.
- When you begin to imagine yourself with grey hair, no wife, no husband, arrows are fired into your heart.
- When sexual thoughts fill your mind day and night, thoughts of retrenchment, thoughts of business attack, thoughts of uncertainty, failure, fear, hindrance, confusion, wickedness, deceit.
- You are pregnant and already considering a thought of miscarriage.
- You are sick and already imagining yourself on the operating theatre. This is a very serious thing that is affecting many lives.
- Any small pain that some women feel in their breasts now, the first thought is that it is cancer. When she forgot to put her pillow on her head and slept on her breast and the breast is now paining her, her first thought is that it is cancer. And if they find anything in the breast, they already declare it to be cancer, forgetting that anything can grow in the breast, it does not have to be cancer.

I have seen people calling me saying "G.O I cannot feel any strength in my hand and my legs, heei, stroke ooo" whereas there is no problem. Unless you get out of the prison yard which mental harassment spirits have put you in, by renewing your mind daily, you might be in trouble. You will be digging your spiritual grave if you do not launch spiritual warfare against these spirits attacking your soul.

*Listen very carefully. You see, the mechanism is this:*
1. God's thought towards you is of good and not of evil towards you. That is the standard of heaven;
&

2. God is the only creator. The devil has no power to create anything. So, here you are: God says "my thought towards you is good", and the devil cannot create anything. But you are now the one appropriating evil things to yourself to which the devil will now apply stamp which he has power to do.

So your thought is the energy which attracts things to you. It is the law of attraction that brings things to you. Many people who die in accidents or in emergency situations in hospitals die, not because of their sicknesses or accidents but because they see death around. For example, there are 36 beds in a ward. All of a sudden in the morning, you hear the relatives of the first bed crying. Then somebody is crying behind. Then he asks, "what killed that person?" And the reply is "it is pile". Then he begins to panic and that is all. He is gone.

You see, the power of our thoughts have energy to create either evil or good for us. The Bible is a perfect book. It says "for as man thinketh in his heart, so is he". You say "I know why the men are not coming, I am ugly". Who told you that you are ugly? "It is because I am fat". Who told you that you are fat? It is a thing of the heart. There are some men who are looking for those fat women. You call yourself ugly but that thing you call ugly is what someone else is looking for.

Therefore beloveth, the source of all power and weakness is within. The reason for success as well as failure is from inside. It is wrong to look for power and strength outside. The source of wealth, health, power, success, prosperity is within. All growth is enfoldment from within. Then the source of sickness, poverty, lawlessness, sorrow, grave, laziness, immorality is from within.

Therefore the key to convert trials to triumph, foes to friends, fear to courage, despair to joy, temptation to testimony is within. The most powerful forces are those invisible forces from within. The enemy understands this and so he has created a department called "Mental harassment department" with different kinds of spirits to harass the minds of men. That is the warfare we need to wage here today.

There is a spirit of:
- Inferiority complex.
- Inadequacy
- Condemnation
- Saying "I am not meeting expectations"
- Worry
- Anxiety
- Stress
- Tension
- Nervousness
- Agony
- Heaviness
- Discouragement
- Hopelessness
- Incompetence
- The victim mentality (it is always me).
- Indifference
- Emotional imbalance
- Mental instability
- Emptiness
- Living in the past
- The 'why me' syndrome. All these are mentally harassing spirits.
- Enticement (it is strongly prompting you to do things that are wrong)
- Numbness : without feeling at all
- Memory failure: the enemy just removes the memory.

I want you to understand that these are horrible spirits troubling men. Perhaps you are here this morning, somewhere back in your life, you have given your life over to the enemy so that they can do whatever they want, I want you to understand that the whole creation is the product of thought. The idea of fashioning the earth was conceived in the mind of God and planned out in His imagination.

Your thoughts have the power of creating for you the things you think. The power of thoughts are released from within you to create your desire. Your thoughts are the forces you send out to work on your behalf. Your thoughts have the power to bring towards you their realities. If you make up your mind here this morning that you will be sending out the thoughts of victory and success, that is what you will get. If you continue to think failure, you will get failure.

Imagination that has put many people down is what some people are doing day and night. We have work to do. All those thoughts that are in your heart that are not of God, show that there is a problem.

Some practical things you can do are:
- list all the thoughts and imagination that give you the greatest anxiety.
- then take them one by one, smash and demolish them with prayers of fire. If any of them tries to persist,
- plead the blood of Jesus on your heart.
- Take up one or two or more verses, tie up the thought and smash it again with prayers.
- command the arrows of evil thoughts to go and
- begin to soak yourself in the word of God. That way, you will be able to defeat all this rage of mentally harassing spirits.

Many of us are in the wrong place now because of what our hearts have programmed us to become. This morning, you and I need to pray very serious prayers. The hottest battle ground is the heart. God needs it, devil is looking for it, man wants to control it. So once that battle of the heart is lost, you lose all battles.

*PRAYER POINTS*
*[Before Message]*
1. Any spell placed upon my life, scatter in the name of Jesus; &

2. Angels ordained for my blessings, appear in the name of Jesus.

*[After Message]*
1. Stronghold in my heart, die in the name of Jesus;

2. Heaviness in my heart, carry your load in the name of Jesus;

3. Every enemy of my peace of mind, you are a liar, die in the name of Jesus;

4. Poison of darkness in my body, die in the name of Jesus;

5. Every power that wants me to die before my testimonies, you are a liar, die in the name of Jesus;

6. Strongman that does not want to let me go, die in the name of Jesus; &

7. (Put forward your two hands) Every blessing these hands have lost, my hands arise, possess your possession in the name of Jesus.

*Shalom*

I followed this service yesterday, on YouTube..It was quite filling.

Some people are like that tho..e.g me

Worksunlimited:


You do know banks don't close at 4pm exactly though?

Infact bank workers close anywhere around 7pm cos they have to all balance.

If i were you, i will stay where i am, the goal is to move forward and not move backward.

during my internship at a bank , Normal normal We dey close 5, but I dey close 6...I go com go face third mainland bridge. Had no time for my life..bank job na slavery imo

It will close....mafo

U no get file manager?

People wey wicked for this world don plenty die

There's a higher chance of me believing jesus christ just arrived at kaduna than this bullshit

Nawa o..Hotel no safe

superintendents:
the only thing wey pain me be that.even some poor folks donate

Donated 1m?...no "poor folk" would donate 1m

robosky02:
All the qualified countries in Africa for the playoff
Were two teams will face each other to produce Africa's final 5 team

1. Egypt,

2. Mali,

3. Morocco,

4. Senegal

5. Ghana


6.DR Congo

7. Nigeria

8. Algeria


9. Tunisia


We are now waiting for. Cameroon or Ivory coast


Cameroon or Ivory Coast:
Cameroon host the Elephants in Douala on Tuesday needing to beat their west African rivals, while a draw will see the Ivory Coast top Group D.

Can't beat cape Verde, definitely wouldn't be able to beat ivory coast

immortalityk:

the funny thing is that I also had an experience like yours
no reason for me to lie
but mine happened In Ibadan around ring road in around 2006
there was this two or three story building in our area then but the first floor was abandoned,I think it was flooded
so we were playing then at the time,so me and my elder brothers and our friends went to the first floor of this building
we can't enter the first floor but stayed outside beside it,as the first floor of this building is somehow underground,not really underground but it's under the level that people normally walk,as if you to walk to this building from outside,u can oly get to the second floor straight,but u have to jump down or walk some stairs down to be able to get to the first floor,I just want to explain how the building is
now to the point I'm trying to make
when we now get to the first floor of this building
you know all this Yoruba films was popular at around that 2006,2007
so one of us when we get to the first floor of this building was jokingly chanting incantation
all of us were laughing when suddenly I can swear I saw a figure,I'm sure it wasnt only I who saw it
this figure was wrapped in white and walking towards us,in broad daylight in afternoon oo
the funny thing is the first floor of this building is uninhabited and somehow flooded
this figure was walking on the water
Omo my brothers and me and our friends,if you see as we run,we jump and hold the irons of the second building and quickly left the 1st floor area
I still see that image in my head today,I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one who saw it then
that figure was draped in white like how Muslims cover a dead person and walking towards us
I don't know what happened on the first floor of the building or the history
so that's my own experience

Your story dey scary o

Ochecanny2:
At a government school in Nasarawa i.e fgc keffi'
heard of a female spirit that came to the nasarawa house incinerator area'
was close to this area called ''stream'' at around 7pm when i saw this sleek white structure charging towards me'
i ran away leaving my clothes behind (i went to wash) i didnt share this experience with anyone,
didnt want to be called a simp or a guy without liver.
shit was so real !
dont know what it was till now tho'
share
yours
please'

Na prank.

Or11:
In 2004, I was deported from UK(drug crime), 2008 deported from France(expired visa) , I went back to uni in Nigeria, graduated despite everything and relocated in 2016.

Deportation is not the end, sometimes you have to fall to bounce back up.

Motivational speaker Isonu.

Joysticks:
Selling properties and travel abroad for a greener pasture is the greatest mistake you will ever make.
Illegal or legal African immigrants hardly get a well paid job.They end up sweeping the streets washing plates and doing terrible jobs that they cannot do in Nigeria.

Kininwi

I have nothing to say.

Can't be apple.

koondog:
Typical afonja modus operandi, bomb Igbo shops and claim gas explosion. They do this every year. Next thing, they state government will demolish everything and take over the land. This is part of their strategic long term plan to recover all major land strips own by Igbos. Aturu umu Igbo, you don't have sense!

You're very stupid . Extremely stupid.

Candidlady:
Wtf


this gender sha!! ¤dont have strength, fedup of their matter¤

grateful to god that idont have a brother!!

You don't have a father? You don't want to give birth?

True that, but e go taya u las las, You will need some fleshy ass babe las las

E neva ease for here

Mylordmygod1:
When the day come, Firstly, both of u should go together when it is time for offering. on your way, just fall like u just fainted and it will draw the attention of every body.. Keep calm till your pastor starts to pour holy water and speak in tongue for u, then open ur eyes like miracle just happened and then suprise everybody by going down on your kneels with the ring in your hands. Thank me later

U b werey

Na Mathematics be ds

Meat is meat

Never touched a dead person, will never touch a dead person.

nijaomegacode:
Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin. She's a curse to her children: born and unborn.

So your mama na curse to you? Cos I'm sure your dad did not disflower your mum

Trying to cover shit up.