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Stegomiah:
Your mumuness dey make me shame cover face
For this statement alone, if i were to be Seun, i will suspend you from nairaland for a month

E don reach that one now now?

You right sha, the bros statement no carry sense come true true sha

Nwodosis:
From her looks, she has not broken her coconut!

Na you know oooo.

God bless your marital life bros... Amen

Logistics officer, based on logistics, I use your newly found job and joy take pray for myself and other Job seekers that may the good God be sufficient for us at our destined time and pray HE gives us the patience to wait for HIS appointed time... Ameen thumma ameen

God bless your new job boss

mexxmoney:
See all those potential baby mamas in the second pic. They will be like "Dear God, pls let it be me"

kill me bros

Them Don tire for bros sharpaly

noetic5:
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The ex-beauty queen and mother of one took to snapchat to dish out advice to the ladies.She says believe your vagina is worth something and don't give it out for free..


Read more in the SnapChat image, below

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Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/04/pretend-your-vagina-is-worth-500m.html

So when she finds someone that can pay the price nko. And afterwards, the person now chop and go nko?? ?

Ehen? What next? Increase the price?

Ukoju:
By 4pm

Have been laughing since bros

coolestchris2:
I graduated with third class from university of Benin, civil engineering

Kudos big man. Just one question sir. What are you standing for? That third class should be a class of grade that should be applauded? Or the circumstances surrounding how Mr Dino got his own should equally be celebrated?

Pls sir, what are you standing for?

Slimmos:
I thought this woman rapper teebliz is a Muslim

Shoroniyen

oluwa schedule my name for batch B. amen

abiodunalasa:
This guy just call our national bluff...he should be fired already with no access to pension.

Fired? because of what? he didn't wear uniform? is that all? abi is there something else I am not understanding?

should they fire him on the basis of poor performance with his job or what?

My people, its high time we stopped celebrating mediocrity abeg

but true true ooo. see the lady's nose and forehead... oga seyi

I work with nestle and my office gives me the chance to work from home. That's cos I sometimes work on Sundays too. Been a great working experience.

PrinceMario:
The Apostle didn't deny knowing the girl.
In his first release on this issue, he agreed the lady contacted him that she met Christ in one of his crusades in Canada. That she's a stripper and wants to be a changed person so needs both spiritual and financial help from him, he was in constant communication with her during those period, and in his quest to really make sure she doesn't go back to her vomit apostle in his generosity that he's well known of, decided to help her. He said he ones sent a cash that is well beyond able to set her up in Canada but Stephanie misused it and decided to turn the man to an ATM.
She has severally threatened to blackmail him if she does do her bidding of paying her off to the tone of #500M but rerefused.
So this is not even coming as a shocker to the man.t

But ehn bros. Wetin olosho get about the apostle wey she wan use blackmail the man Abi her kidney plenty ne? because ba bros. Smoke no dey dey without fire o. Just my own thought though.

Ehmmm. Mr Lere, apostle, olosho.... Me is one question I have o. Does apostle in any way know or have any link with olosho? Abi olosho just wake up one day, APC locate her, then they say she should come and act film with apostle?

Because I am not understanding

GreenMavro:
Who knows aw much NIBBS Pays?

I got a mail from them this morning for a test.
You too?

FriendChoice:
A Muslim that fear Allah (Taqwa) is a Mumin. And as a Muslim you must fear Allah no matter how small it is.

That's why in the entire Qur'an Allah did not give command by saying:

" Ya Ayyuhal Muslimana.... ". Oh you Muslim....."


Allah's command is always:

" ya ayyuhal mu'uminuna - Oh you believers "

Or Ya ayyuhan nas to all mankind regardless of religion.

i think what the op is trying to pass through the message is that better understanding of the quran makes us better muslims.

but still, i get your point. Allah has called all those who believe moomins.

May Allah make it easy for all of us. Ameen

Jazakallahukhayr. May Allah increase your iman and make us better muslims ans momin. ameen

Aliyu333:
Friday is the sixth day in Islamic week. The literal meaning of Friday is congregation. In islam, this day is given the most importance than any other days of the week. Every Friday, Prayer of Jummah is offered and for this prayer special time is taken. Imams of all masjids deliver khutbah on a special topic every Friday.

From various ahadith, it is proven that Prophet Muhammadﷺused to celebrate this day and he declared jummah as weekly eid for muslims. He ﷺ used to wear clean and new (washed) clothes, used to take bath, wear fragrance, wear surmah for this day specially.

The Holy Prophet Muhammad ﷺdescribed the virtues of Jummah prayer in the following hadith with these words;

”When the Friday comes, at every door of the Masjid there stands Angels who write down (the names of) those who come First, then who comes next. When the Imam sits down, the records are closed and they come to listen to the reminder , i.e. the Khutba….” Muslim 1984.

From authentic ahadith, it is taken that Prophet Muhammad ﷺadvised Muslims to recite surah al-Kahf on every Friday to keep safe from the fitnah of dajjal.

While the fast on Jummah is forbidden i.e. the single fast in a week cannot be observed on jummah but it can be observed in pair i.e. with Thursday or with Saturday.

From the history, it is proven that Jummah was most important day for the previous nations as well. It is still considered a blessed day in many religions for example Hinduism. Thus, Friday is considered a special and important day right from the very beginning of humanity.

Narrated Abu Huraira (may Allah be pleased with him) that Allah’s Apostle ﷺsaid, “Any person who takes a bath on Friday like the bath of Janaba and then goes for the prayer (in the first hour i.e. early), it is as if he had sacrificed a camel (in Allah’s cause); and whoever goes in the second hour it is as if he had sacrificed a cow; and whoever goes in the third hour, then it is as if he had sacrificed a horned ram; and if one goes in the fourth hour, then it is as if he had sacrificed a hen; and whoever goes in the fifth hour then it is as if he had offered an egg. When the Imam comes out (i.e. starts delivering the Khutba), the angels present themselves to listen to the Khutba.” Bukhari,2:425, Muslim,2:582 ( Book of Friday Prayer)

Imam Bukhari and Muslim reported that Holy Prophet Muhammad ﷺhad said, "We (Muslims) came last and yet we are the first on the day of judgment. They have received the books before us (meaning Torah and Injil). We have received the book after them (meaning the Qur’an). Friday was their day to be glorified. However, they disputed on that while Allah had told us Friday is the day to glorify. Thus they will follow us. The Jews glorify Saturday, and the Christians glorify Sunday."

Also reported by Imam Muslim, Abu-Dawood, Al-Nasai, and Al-Tirmizi, that Holy Prophet Muhammad ﷺhad said, "The best day during which the sun have risen is Friday. It is the Day Adam was created. It is the day when Adam entered paradise and also when he was taken out from it. It is also the day on which the Day of Judgment takes place."

Rasulallah ﷺis reported to have said, “Recite Durood upon me in abundance on the day of Jummah since they are presented to me.” (Ibn Majah)

الله اعلم

May Allah (SWT) increase your iman. amen

CarterMula:
I don't regret reading this!!!

me too

i bet couple of first responders/commentators on this thread barely read the write up. Beautiful article if you ask me.

Buh guys chill na. Y'all know someone is definately running this account for the lil man. naija una harsh o. lol

Ginaz:
Lol, it's so true and touching all the same but guys are trying o, to lose a girl you love cos no money is heartbreaking.

Thank God I'm not a guy, to be a fully made man is testing and laborious. You have to pass through many things to finally say "I made it".

Girls should take it easy eh, that poor guy you wanna leave is trying his best to be a better man, It's not easy like you think.

Still bear with him and give him a chance. Stop asking for Brazilian hair and expensive things when you know he's barely got enough to eat.

And God bless you sister. It's so tough being a made man. Pls they should epp and believe in us till we blow. Sincerely we are trying to upgrade too. Just some Lil more time we beg for

A vast majority of guys can relate to this.... And that's how the cycle goes oooo.


Cc: lalasticlala

0b10010011:
Clark should please hasten there return to the creeks!

Who is doing who?

A statesman that should be sensitizing the youth on the ills of vandalizing Government property and Sabotaging its effort, now happens to be the spokesman of the militants.


We will all feel the heat......

YOU just spoke my mind sir. God bless you

Mr Clark, all due respect sir, what have you done for the creeks? You are called a major stakeholder and yet we hear nothing as regards what you have done for the creeks. However, with the best of intentions you might claim to have for the creeks, your tone of comment sounds insensitive and more like a fayose seeking political attention..

and like someone commented, if the militants feel going back to their activities is what is best for the nation and the development of their land.... ISSORAITE, CONTINUEEEE, GOD IS WATCHING ALL OF US

BornStunner1:
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A BOY WAS BOLD ENOUGH TO SHARE HIS TOUCHING STORY THAT IN OTHER TO SAVE HIS KID FROM STARVATION HE PICKED POCKET AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS TO COME HERE AND MOCK HIM ON NAIRALAND!!?

I BET YOU HAVENT EVEN BRUSHED YOUR TEETH WHEN YOU WERE RUSHING TO POST DAT TRASH!!


YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALLL........ THE HUNGER THAT IS AFFLICTING YOU IS ALSO DENYING YOUR BRAIN SENSE!!!

My chairman, i guess that chairman was just trying to make a joke out of his story and the pics. might be insultive but just a joke. twale sir

o ga oo. this country gan sef....


Final Answer = NAIJA FOR SALE

Interested buyers should contact Seun, Lalasticlala for more details.

Thank You

Yours sincerely,
Concerned Nigerian

Whether na the real story or na old story... There is an element of truth in this story. God keep blessing the NA and keep them safe.

FTC..... Feels great sha

2nd tc